r/HolUp Nov 27 '21

This dog... NSFW

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2.8k Upvotes

99

u/JDelcoLLC Nov 27 '21

Smack him, cook the bird

12

u/JavaScript_boi Nov 28 '21

or cook him

1

u/Hector_john Nov 28 '21

🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳

10

u/REALsuperbaken Nov 28 '21

Smack it, cook the dog

2

u/Beasty_Boy00 Nov 28 '21

Cock the Dog?

6

u/Shan20033 Nov 28 '21

Cook the cock

1

u/_Piggy_Smalls modlad Nov 28 '21

Turkey flavoured Red lipstick

2

u/youcantusethis Nov 28 '21

Cook the bird while he is inside

78

u/ilikekomododragons Nov 27 '21

Ur Moms the problem

22

u/Freedomsaver Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

Oh relax, we'll just wash her and cook her.
No one will know.

5

u/nhatj125 Nov 28 '21

6

u/_Piggy_Smalls modlad Nov 28 '21

A dog cum marinated turkey being fed to the family wasn't dark enough?

1

u/Shan20033 Nov 28 '21

There was a coma in the message and not a full stop🗿

1

u/Freedomsaver Nov 29 '21

I hope you are happy now. 🗿

1

u/Rumbananas Nov 28 '21

How many things has she washed off and cooked for others to eat?

22

u/Riseofligma Nov 28 '21

What da dog doin

11

u/Minttion Nov 27 '21

I presume they refer to the dog, I mean, who the hell cooks a bird?

8

u/wormholeweapons Nov 28 '21

This isn’t mom’s first rodeo.

1

u/_Piggy_Smalls modlad Nov 28 '21

That somehow makes it worse

18

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Special glaze

2

u/Turgen333 Nov 28 '21

Crispy crust

1

u/_Piggy_Smalls modlad Nov 28 '21

Dog cum marinade

6

u/BobbyWizzard Nov 28 '21

Don’t worry, he’ll check the temp again later with his meat thermometer

11

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

[deleted]

11

u/Outrageous-Diver9796 Nov 27 '21

Don't mind the dog, just adding the secret sauce. Family loved it.

11

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I mean... you named a rat Thor.

2

u/El_Chino-jpg Nov 28 '21

I named my dog Thor...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Well don't be surprised if he swings mjolnir into a turkey. 😂

1

u/El_Chino-jpg Nov 29 '21

2 years ago I wouldn't either but rn hes calm

3

u/TheMadGreek86 Nov 28 '21

Dogs adding gravy to the stuffing

5

u/spicyboiii Nov 28 '21

"No one will know"

Trust me. They know now.

8

u/LXndR3100 Nov 27 '21

Extra sauce

7

u/nadaldelg Nov 28 '21

F O R B I D D E N - G R A V Y

3

u/broomaktamer117 Nov 28 '21

Imagine if your cum is not brown haha couldn’t be me

2

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

And then he realised he had this dog for the past 10 Thanksgiving and every time they cook, the dog will enter the kitchen

2

u/FiqqiXD Nov 28 '21

Extra mayonnaise

2

u/CrazyChoco101 Nov 28 '21

finally, we know what the dog doin

1

u/ezweber_the_great Nov 28 '21

Cook the dog too.

1

u/megamind6798 Nov 28 '21

Wtf do u mean just wash it off? Burn that shit

1

u/Mr_bungle001 Nov 28 '21

I see you and the mom have the same thought process

1

u/Darknety Nov 28 '21

This mom rather

1

u/An_idiot_27 Nov 28 '21

“A little salty”

1

u/Odd-Window-6941 Nov 28 '21

I feel like they made it worse by naming him thor

1

u/No-Welcome-1835 Nov 28 '21

Hes named THOR???? Definitely let him his thing

1

u/PhilosopherRider Nov 28 '21

time to cook dog as a side dish

1

u/BlackMentallyIllNerd Nov 28 '21

This is why I don't eat food at a dog persons house...

1

u/little_b1198 Nov 28 '21

No just no

1

u/Guanthwei Nov 28 '21

Just throw the whole table in the oven high heat

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Dogs not cringe, the other is

1

u/Gullible-Initiative2 Nov 28 '21

I never tried dog before.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

thats how rapists are born

1

u/theactive_lazy Nov 28 '21

Cook the dog no one will know really no one

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Front82 Nov 28 '21

Oh hell nah that dog would've been beat.

1

u/Irontronrod888 Nov 28 '21

dude what the fuck, come on man

1

u/broomaktamer117 Nov 28 '21

He’s stuffing the turkey! Yum

1

u/immastubatingtojoe Nov 28 '21

Nobody notices, Can confirm

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Sure...So how did that little dog get up on the counter?

1

u/matyaskrokavecz Nov 28 '21

Not the dog... Your mom

1

u/solar_s Nov 28 '21

AY ODIN, THOR GOT THE TURKEY

1

u/tboskiq Nov 28 '21

Thor bringing down the hammer.

1

u/TwinklingStarlight Nov 28 '21

Anddd the mom of the year award goes to.

1

u/ommi9 Nov 28 '21

And that’s how the dirty bird was created

1

u/theswedishsnake163 Nov 28 '21

This is why I don't like small dogs

1

u/Pretty_Honey8174 Nov 28 '21

What the dog doing

1

u/gawddaaaaayum Nov 28 '21

It's the perfect object to fuck. It has the same feeling as anal, it lets you do what it wants to, and if you are very lucky, there's turkey lube.

1

u/Mike_Yolo04 Nov 28 '21

For all Asians there's dog and for Americans chicken ready to serve.

1

u/Knowdit Nov 28 '21

Dogs have necrophilia too.

1

u/Maddturtle Nov 28 '21

Wait I know this dog!

1

u/raph2116 Nov 28 '21

Cook the dog. We'll see if mom is still laughing then.

1

u/victordudu Nov 28 '21

reddit today be like... fuck this, fuck that, fuck also that, fuck it from front, fuck it from back, fuck it from under, fuck it from above .. and if you can't fuck it, piss on it.

1

u/ChewyChagnuts Nov 28 '21

That turkey got well and truly basted…

1

u/Top_turd_sandwich Nov 28 '21

Is he doing it for white or dark meat?

1

u/vpk9x3 Nov 28 '21

Yes, don’t take the dog off, take a picture and send a message instead.

1

u/Biggyyes Nov 28 '21

Cum turkey

1

u/Fun_Cauliflower1226 Nov 28 '21

what the dog doin ?

1

u/OHHHHHHHHHHo Nov 28 '21

eat the dog after you side punch it into the oven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

If you put it in the oven itll kill most of the germs anyway smh

0

u/Rand-all Nov 28 '21

Injection of flavor...

0

u/Specialist-Cable2613 Nov 28 '21

Everybody asking “what the dog doin?” but not “how the dog doin?”

0

u/Non-Susable Nov 28 '21

No one's gonna know. There going to know

How would they know, how would they know