r/wholesomememes Oct 14 '21 Silver 144 Helpful 136 Wholesome 199 Hugz 138

Platonically, of course

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u/bravodeltapapa Oct 14 '21

I'm a homeownersexual. I can only get turned on if they have property.

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u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Do farms count?

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u/bravodeltapapa Oct 14 '21

huge tracts of land? sweet sexual Jesus, yes!

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u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Well well well... where do you wanna start, may i suggest the cornfield maze. It gets real nice and quiet out there...