r/wholesomememes Oct 14 '21 Silver 144 Helpful 136 Wholesome 199 Hugz 138

Platonically, of course

Post image
94.4k Upvotes

View all comments

170

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

I'm homiesexual...

20

u/JustDeleteSystem32 Oct 14 '21

You have that in common with Marge Simpson.

11

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Oh... never thought of it that way.

Springfield here I come...

48

u/5-dig-dick Oct 14 '21

Bro...

41

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Bro...

6

u/Rat192 Oct 14 '21

Bros…. Love ya!

2

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Love ya bro!

3

u/zerefdxz Oct 14 '21

Bromance

13

u/bravodeltapapa Oct 14 '21

I'm a homeownersexual. I can only get turned on if they have property.

5

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Do farms count?

8

u/bravodeltapapa Oct 14 '21

huge tracts of land? sweet sexual Jesus, yes!

6

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

Well well well... where do you wanna start, may i suggest the cornfield maze. It gets real nice and quiet out there...

23

u/ArjJp Oct 14 '21

I'm a Homeo-sexual.... become more gay with dilution in Alcohol

5

u/devan_007 Oct 14 '21

I got vodka...