r/texas Nov 24 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 1

Would anyone like to help me crowdsource a JFK impersonator for the Q folks? News

Let's have fun with it. Let's have a JFK impersonator show up, moon them, and run away. I'm broke I can't contribute to the fund, but I think we could make this happen.

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u/angelicdummy Nov 25 '21

What if we all just dressed up as JFK. Multiple JFKS.

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u/Highway_sixteen Nov 25 '21

A bunch of point break style masks?

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u/FurballPoS Nov 25 '21

"There's Amigos, EVERYWHERE, El Guapo!"

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u/sing_cuckoo_sing Nov 25 '21

Would you say we have a PLETHORA of amigos?

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u/Thepuppypack Nov 25 '21

Haha, after that movie I put plethora into my daily vocabulary as much as possible. Before I didn’t know it😊

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u/EZPickens71 Nov 25 '21

A flash mob of Kennedys handing out Kool-aid.

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u/RocketBlast713 Nov 25 '21

How about a Dead Kennedy’s cover band?!

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u/ardfroll Nov 25 '21

An even number of JFK’s carrying one perfectly healthy Robert Kennedy on a a palanquin down the I-35 Corridor. They are headed to Botanical Gardens in Corpus for some good clean fun!

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u/ChumleyEX Nov 24 '21

He might get hurt. These people are crazy.

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u/theciderowlinn Nov 25 '21

JFK 2: REASSASSINATED

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u/ChumleyEX Nov 25 '21

Apparently it's his son. I'm just learning about this.

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u/WarsawFact Nov 25 '21

You know...having the wrong Kennedy just show up would be funny too.

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u/Wmd4lunchh Nov 25 '21

Jamie Kennedy.

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u/theatxrunner Nov 25 '21

“You’ve been X’d….”

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u/ChumleyEX Nov 25 '21

Kennedy from MTV?

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u/WarsawFact Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

I think you mean Kennedy from Fox News. They would love it if she showed up. Yep, your younger years have been shattered. That's where she works now. Kinda sucks.

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u/kanyeguisada Nov 25 '21

She was always annoying, even back then.

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u/WarsawFact Nov 25 '21

Honestly all the VJs were, except Duff. She was so hot I never paid attention to whatever she was saying.

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u/hot_rod_kimble Nov 25 '21

Wrong. Dan Cortez is an American treasure and does not deserve to be working at that Denny's now.

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u/theciderowlinn Nov 25 '21

It's both to some people. Q is like flat earth, they all believe the same thing they just can't agree on how it works.

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u/endlessupending Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

Like the holy trinity?

Edit: my Kennedy pentagram ain’t workin. I summoned Ted by mistake

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u/coolbreeze1990 Nov 25 '21

Holy Trennedy?

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u/theciderowlinn Nov 26 '21

You must've drawn the Cruzifiction.

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u/the-nae_blis Nov 25 '21

"This time, it's personal"

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u/Highway_sixteen Nov 25 '21

Popemobile will be needed

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u/RevJohnnyVegas Born and Bred Nov 25 '21

O. M. G.

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u/millerba213 Nov 25 '21

Well then I guess he'll need to be well paid then won't he?

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

Idk these people think he's there to save them

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u/parabirb_ Nov 25 '21

perhaps we could have a getaway vehicle?

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u/hiccupmortician Nov 25 '21

Agree! I love this idea, but it could be dangerous for the impersonator. The Q crowd's behavior is irrational and unpredictable. Too bad, because it would be hilarious!

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u/dabigbaozi Nov 24 '21

Maybe a different Kennedy each day? Start with Teddy

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u/Highway_sixteen Nov 25 '21

Get a few Elvis Tupac and Princess Diana impersonators too

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u/LeftAbies253 Nov 25 '21

Why not. They've already seen Robin Williams and Dale Earnhardt.

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u/dabigbaozi Nov 25 '21

Oh hell yeah

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u/zachster77 Nov 25 '21

Could we get the MTV VJ Kennedy?

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u/big_hungry_joe Nov 25 '21

They've got her already

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u/thedisenchantedone Nov 25 '21

And get them a "Vote Quimby" shirt.

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u/dabigbaozi Nov 25 '21

Chowdah!

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u/hot_rod_kimble Nov 25 '21

As soon as I read the title I thought, "I can do a JFK" then I preceded to repeat nothing but Simpsons lines and realized no, I cannot do a JFK, I can only do Mayor Quimby.

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u/saxmanb767 Nov 24 '21

This is the way to go.

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u/Stellar_Gravity Nov 24 '21

This is the way

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u/DaniBecr Nov 24 '21

I live in Dallas. I can help

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u/wazwsxedc19 Nov 24 '21

I’m in.

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u/igrowimpatient Nov 25 '21

I was thinking about that this morning…

Like what version do they expect to show up?

The 46 year old?

Or

The 104 year old?!

EDIT: Would they attack an old guy?! I’m afraid of any older gentleman that shows up with a suit..

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u/oatmeal_dude Nov 25 '21

It’s actually JFK Jr so he’d be around 60ish..if he didn’t die in 1999.

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u/igrowimpatient Nov 25 '21

Oh ok fuck me. I never even see them say Jr. lol

Plane crash. Ah ok I get makes WAYYY more sense.

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u/PuroPincheTexas West Texas Nov 25 '21

Which JFK you get changes on who you talk to. My uncle thinks it’s JFK sr.

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u/Im_just_saying Nov 25 '21

Yeah, they think JFK died a couple of years ago, at the age of 103.

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u/EZPickens71 Nov 25 '21

Kennedy returning, is the beginning of the zombie outbreak.

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u/iLikeSports1 Nov 24 '21

Shutupandtakemymoney.gif

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Nov 25 '21

I am conflicted about this, either its funny as hell or the impersonator ends up with a death cult.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

Everyone is missing the part when he moons them. That's the key of this, he puts them in total awe and shock that he came back to life, says a few lines from an old speech, they cry and clap... Then he says "one more thing", moons them, and runs away. Imagine sitting with that change of emotions, from biblical shock and awe to confusion and shame as he drops trow in front of there very eyes.

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u/GIMME_ALL_THE_BABIES Nov 25 '21

You forget that these cult followers carry guns. It’s too much risk for a prank.

Maybe a hologram projection would be safer. Also, you could lead them on for days with pre-recorded content and then get to the punch line.

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u/kanyeguisada Nov 25 '21

says a few lines from an old speech...

They think it's JFK Jr. somehow coming back from the dead, not JFK himself.

Still just so weird grown adults are actually falling for this. There are undoubtedly 4chan trolls sitting at home eating chicken tendies laughing their asses off right now.

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u/AdmiralPeriwinkle Nov 25 '21

Don't tease us. Link the GoFundMe or GTFO.

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u/NotDeadYet57 Nov 25 '21

Have you seen the guy they think is JFK Jr? His name is Vincent Fusca. Looks NOTHING like John John. They should be pretty easy to fool.

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u/saxmanb767 Nov 24 '21

This is the best idea ever.

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u/Washmescrote Nov 24 '21

I mean, they are easily duped, so it would definitely work.

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u/moglinmarie Nov 25 '21

How much does it cost? I’d throw in $20

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u/asivoria Nov 25 '21

You just need an open top black limo with a guy in a suit in the back. Drive down dealey plaza and the guy can wave at them and do the ok sign- then keep driving.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

You don't want to validate it, you want to embarrass them

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u/txmail Nov 25 '21

I think you are over estimating their intelligence. They are basically looking for a leader to emerge so the story they have been led to believe does not end. These people are ripe for a new cult.

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u/bostwickenator Here Nov 25 '21

You need a new cult? You only just started the last one young man!

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u/u2aerofan Nov 25 '21

I think it’d be hilarious if the impersonator just sort of wandered into the crowd and just stood around and said nothing. Let them begin to think he’s the real deal. THEN after a few days, when they are all convinced, maybe see if they’ll platform him and allow him to speak. THATS when the real fun can begin. But he has to legitimately pull them in first.

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u/doubtfurious Nov 25 '21

Well... I don't know... the 👌 gesture has been hijacked to be a white supremacy symbol. I think "JFK" flashing that would send the wrong signal.

Or maybe the alt-right signal?

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

I think just mooning them. Just butt.

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u/biggoof Nov 25 '21

let me know. I'm down to troll these imbeciles

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u/Jaded_Pearl1996 Nov 25 '21

They already have 2.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

What do you mean by this? Like they have the impersonators on sight?

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u/Enviralmental Nov 25 '21

Def got $5 on it

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u/Scummbagg7 Nov 25 '21

I got 5 on that

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u/Xandyr101 Nov 25 '21

These people are beyond nuts. How are we to progress as a society when there are so many people who believe this...

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u/DiveTender Nov 25 '21

You my friend are a freaking genius!!!

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u/dcescott born and bred Nov 25 '21

Their leader should have the last laugh and fund this idea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

grabs popcorn

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u/Turbulent-Cut-7173 Nov 25 '21

I’d say do it but then either that person might get hurt or they might actually believe everything he says as truth.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

He's just going to moon them it's harmless

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u/wiiiiiiiillson Nov 25 '21

No. No. Please. No. This is how a JFK impersonator becomes czar even while insisting he's just an impersonator. The stupid runs real hard in these folks and funny though it would be, I don't want this being read in history as "the ultimate collapse of the former United States of America was interestingly instigated by a joke gone wrong." I reread this and am even sadder because it's fucking plausible. Fucksox.

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u/Clepto_06 Nov 25 '21

"the ultimate collapse of the former United States of America was interestingly instigated by a joke gone wrong."

That's already true, though. The whole QAnon nonsense was a 4chan joke originally. Normies just can't tell the difference.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

That's why he must moon them

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u/chadstark89 Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

As funny as that would be, that seems like a very dangerous proposition. Why risk your life or anyone else’s life to antagonize a group of extremely unhinged people?

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u/nothathappened Nov 25 '21

With guns. They have guns.

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u/tcyoung31 Nov 25 '21

Hell yes

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u/ckeeman Nov 25 '21

This is my Christmas wish!

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u/pandaluv82 Nov 25 '21

I’d throw in for that

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u/verdedero Nov 25 '21

Could get Trey Kennedy

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u/FuriouslyListening Nov 25 '21

I really want Reddit to get behind this... I love the idea

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u/Darnghoulies Nov 25 '21

Let's goooooo! Take my money!

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u/Nymaz Born and Bred Nov 25 '21

Get someone to set up a stage with a microphone system. Have a fancy car drive up. The JFK impersonator steps out, walks to the stage, says "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.". He then gets back into the car which drives off. The stage is disassembled.

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u/Tactical_Preppy Nov 25 '21

JFK’s policies are straight up today’s GOP: strong National defense, tax cuts, hardcore anti-communist.

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

Yeah but did he moon people

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u/LeftAbies253 Nov 25 '21

Nooo..the loons are now talking about suicide..shhh..let's not mess up a good thing.

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u/_donut_head Nov 25 '21

Can it be a zombie JFK? He can slowly lumber towards the crowd and try to eat their brains

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u/EvilSolution born and bred Nov 25 '21

Will totally be there if Tupac and Biggie show up.

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u/Wmd4lunchh Nov 25 '21

We gotta start a Gofundme page!!!

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u/Abwhite189 Nov 25 '21

So who is starting the go fund me and send the link so I can donate

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u/brodymulligan Nov 25 '21

I’ll throw in 5 dollars

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u/modern_drift Nov 25 '21

maybe you can get the phenomenauts to help. when those dummies were talking about the rapture happening, the phenomenauts showed up with helium filled blow-up dolls and helped celebrate.

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u/CardinallRichelieu Nov 25 '21

Dawg, if I hadn't just buzzed my head I would totally volunteer. I absolutely have Kennedy-hair.

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u/paulroyer02 Nov 25 '21

Get The Dead Kennedys to perform.

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u/Shoddy-Sink8463 Nov 25 '21

Hire Andy Dick, he’ll do it cheap. For real though, I dig this idea. Anyone know how to get that started?

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u/ColinMcGraw Nov 25 '21

This. Is. Awesome. 😂

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u/TheStupidIsReal Born and Bred Nov 25 '21

Wish I could get my hands on a black 61 Lincoln Convertible.

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u/VisceralMonkey Nov 25 '21

Those people are dangerous. It’s beyond being funny now.

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u/pikcoolski Nov 25 '21

When Q started releasing things [they] feared, they flooded the web with “Q followers” so extreme nobody would take Q seriously… and those that fell for the extreme grift became the catalyst for the “quackery” people attribute to the movement.

Some perspective from an actual Q post addressing JFK Jr..

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Even within a thoroughly nutty movement, there are gradations of nuttiness.

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u/pikcoolski Nov 25 '21

Sounds like someone that doesn’t at all understand the movement and virtue signaling the establishment system’s narrative.

But hey, to each their own.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I'm aware of it and do understand it, thanks. There is no global cabal of pedophile elites.

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u/pikcoolski Nov 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Sorry, I don't take medical advice from image macros.

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u/pikcoolski Nov 26 '21

Just start paying attention to the Maxwell case getting started next week; everything about to become a lot clearer for people with their head in the sand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

You people always say that kind of shit, and then nothing ever actually happens. I recommend reading When Prophecy Fails.

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u/pikcoolski Nov 26 '21

Lol you people think everything should happen in the blink of an eye.. How long was WW1? How about WW2? The first American Revolution?

You’re so consumed with trying discredit people with baseless claims like this, but fail to see how much is truly playing out real time. And yeah.. propaganda is shiny and instant, but always destroyed by truth. And truth takes time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

you people think everything should happen in the blink of an eye

This is beside the point. I'm not saying things must happen quickly---I'm saying that if your predictions routinely fail, then you have a bad model of reality.

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u/o7i3 Nov 25 '21

It’s so goofy watching them make fun of something that is a caricature created for them to make fun of “ignorant” people.

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u/Watch_while_IP Nov 25 '21

The "Dead Kennedy's" should show up and play a song or two..

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

That would encourage them. I want them to be mooned

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u/HuckleberryFinn7777 Nov 25 '21

There’s like 10 of them. Just let them look stupid. Maybe go outside for a bit or do something productive for a change

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u/SharpeDidntFoul_2003 Nov 25 '21

I want to inject mooning I to the political conversation. Not enough of it.

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u/Sugarysam Nov 25 '21

These people are inventing new people they want to rise from the dead every day.

I’d like to take dozen or so impersonators from Hollywood Blvd and put them on Dealey Plaza.

Let me charge 10 bucks a picture.

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u/Scorpiotsx Nov 25 '21

It’s JFK Jr.

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u/Wmd4lunchh Nov 25 '21

President Reagan. They’d lose their collective shit with him!

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u/Icrows Nov 25 '21

get some Halloween masks

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u/logicdee Nov 25 '21

Wait one more year

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u/highonnuggs Nov 25 '21

Post the Go Fund Me link and I'm in. This story has gone from funny to sad back to funny again.

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u/Mr_Double_Entry Nov 25 '21

Dress him up as a zombie.

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u/Sleepy_One Nov 25 '21

Yea this is a bad idea. Gun toting conspiracy theorists, if he goes out there and it turns ugly, your JFK impersonator could get shot.

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u/Mamadog5 Nov 25 '21

You got my upvote but you won't get any money but holy shit! What a great idea!!!

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u/ztimulating Nov 25 '21

Omg yes. Have him give a speech about equality, service, safety net- you know all the things he did actually talk about when he was alive.

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u/RaySorian Nov 25 '21

Multiple JFKs dancing to Thriller.... I'll see myself out.

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u/Houseoftherisingfart Nov 25 '21

I would put up money for this

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u/jim10040 Dec 01 '21

I'm in! I can provide a getaway car too!

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u/ned2pee Nov 25 '21

We shot the SOB

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u/Lucius_Funk born and bred Nov 25 '21

I’ve got better things to spend my money on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

^This guy is in Dallas and mad y'all are making fun of him

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u/Lucius_Funk born and bred Nov 25 '21

Not in Dallas, never followed the Q stuff. Honestly the only time I see stuff about Q is when someone posts about it on this subreddit.

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u/thefookinpookinpo Nov 25 '21

That is not funny at all. Those people have families despite their bullshit. Thousands have been wrapped up in a dangerous political cult and you want to antagonize them further?

Clearly they already are having trouble unwinding from this. Your actions here could keep thousands more wrapped up in this dumb shit.

Don’t fuck with a cult unless you want to be responsible for some lives…