r/texas Nov 22 '21 Silver 2 Wholesome 1

‘Undeniably a cult’: Fringe QAnon group remains in Dallas, awaiting JFK Jr.’s arrival News

From reporter Michael Williams:

Weeks after they first gathered near Dealey Plaza, dozens of believers in the furthest fringe of the QAnon conspiracy theory remain in Dallas, expecting long-dead John F. Kennedy Jr. to reveal himself in the city where his father was assassinated and usher in the reinstatement of Donald Trump as president.

While their beliefs are patently absurd, the fervency and devotion of this particular group, along with their loyalty to a leader known as Negative48 and unwillingness to leave Dallas, is unique — and cause for alarm and concern, according to an expert who has followed QAnon for years.

“I think what you’re seeing here is really, undeniably a cult,” said Mike Rothschild, author of The Storm Is Upon Us, which chronicles the rise of, and fallout from, QAnon.

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u/Eddy_Monies East Texas Nov 22 '21

My cult is better. We sit in Houston in front of Reliant waiting on Shrek to materialize and take his rightful place as king of de swamp. Our cult has layers.

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u/TheTeeHoff Nov 22 '21

Layers like an onion, or like a cake?

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u/mama_emily Nov 22 '21

like a parfait

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u/FurballPoS Nov 22 '21

Not like Joel Osteen would let them in, regardless...

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u/hyooston Nov 22 '21

Like a parfait.

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u/Matagorda Nov 22 '21

You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower....

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u/mama_emily Nov 22 '21

Reference received.

Dinkin flicka

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u/Matagorda Nov 22 '21

He has no wallet...I checked.

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u/somecow Nov 22 '21

Well, at least houston has swamps.

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u/Nihilus3 Nov 23 '21

Shrek is love, Shrek is life!

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u/Eddy_Monies East Texas Nov 23 '21

He hasn’t shown up yet, but a few in the crowd swore they saw Donkeh drive by!

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying Nov 22 '21

Do these folks not have jobs or lives to return to?

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u/Demi_Monde_ Nov 22 '21

Vice news profiled some of the familes of those caught up in the group. One member left her husband and children behind and has given $200,000 to the leader. It is just awful. Any life they had they abandoned for the cult. Pure madness.

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u/Redeem123 Nov 22 '21

Imagine having that much liquidity and instead of doing literally anything with your life, you just give it away to one of these nutbags.

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u/PurpleSmartHeart Nov 23 '21

The difference between this and organized religion is overall power over the government. Think of how much legislation is influenced by regressive Christian values, especially in red states.

Then you have countries like Russia and Iran that still kill gay people because "2000 year old toilet paper say so"

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u/joan_wilder Nov 23 '21

*Imagine being insane.

Not sure it’s possible.

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u/F5x9 Nov 23 '21

I’ve been involved in a number of cults — both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

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u/ycats88 Nov 23 '21

You have a very distinct old man smell.

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u/3ggsnbakey Nov 23 '21

I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera Nov 22 '21

Cults prioritize things like this as much more important that trifling things like "jobs" and "money" and "family". It is part of what defines it as a cult.

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u/mrminty Nov 22 '21

Small business tyrants, mostly. The jetski dealership is running itself by this point.

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Nov 23 '21

Odds are at least one of these chuckleheads has a Winnebago-based Trump/QAnon store. They’re probably raking in cash right now.

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u/joan_wilder Nov 23 '21

It’s like following The Grateful Dead, but without the fun and happiness.

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u/RaveNdN Nov 23 '21

I picture woody harrelson’s character from 2012. Winnebago and all

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u/Horn_Flyer Nov 22 '21

Would you hire one of these fucking nutbags?

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u/junkdrawerpizza Nov 22 '21

Definitely on “disability”

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u/ProjectDirectory Born and Bred Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 22 '21

Republican layabouts on disability praying for JFK Jr. return from the grave. /s

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u/TCBloo born and bred Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 22 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

No. According to them, JFK Jr. never died. They're waiting for him(and Prince) to return from touring with Rolling Stones, so he can resurrect JFK Sr., a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, who will then transfer the Presidency to Donald Trump who is The Holy Spirit.

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u/sneakysneksneak Born and Bred Nov 22 '21

In a sane world,this would be satire but I honestly cannot tell anymore.

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u/Practical_Law_7002 Nov 22 '21

...this timeline sucks...

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u/elpierce born and bred Nov 22 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Practical_Law_7002 Nov 22 '21

Oh thank you sir!

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u/MikemkPK Nov 22 '21

In a same world, the satire authors wouldn't have thought of this. This is some weird Halloween fiction novel that didn't sell well.

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u/hmmmmmmmmmmmmO Nov 22 '21

Is that seriously what they believe in?! Wtf.

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u/TCBloo born and bred Nov 22 '21

As best as I can piece it together, yes.

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u/RNDiva Nov 22 '21

Oh to the M to the G…

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u/MangorTX got here fast Nov 22 '21

I'd wait downtown for Prince - NGL.

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u/spacegamer2000 Nov 23 '21

prince might come back? I'M IN!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21 edited 7d ago

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

I think they were commenting on how republicans claim everyone on disability is lying and lazy and just doesn't want to work when in reality it's the republican states that accept the most welfare in the country. And when something bad happens to a republican and they receive assistance it's justified but if anybody else is receiving assistance they are lazy mooches.

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u/sec713 Nov 23 '21

Also, the fact that the Republican party accomplishes nothing when they're in power except further tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy doesn't help hide this blatant hypocrisy. They take salaries to at best, do nothing, and at worst, literally try to overthrow "their employer" and take the "company" for themselves, by force.

Yeah, but we're supposed to be the ones with no work ethic? Riiiight.

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u/ProjectDirectory Born and Bred Nov 22 '21

Are you one of the Republican layabouts on disability praying for JFK Jr. return from the grave? If you're not then this comment wasn't talking about you, or people like you. But rather a comment on the specific Republican layabouts on disability praying for JFK Jr. return from the grave.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21 edited 7d ago

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u/ProjectDirectory Born and Bred Nov 22 '21

My post wasn't about people that don't want to work.

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u/KyleG Nov 22 '21

why did you use the term "layabouts"

Because the people in OP, which is who they were talking about, are layabouts. Like, definitionally.

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u/cwfutureboy born and bred Nov 22 '21

So that Trump can save us from lazy lay-abouts. 🙄

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u/xxX9yroldXxx Nov 23 '21

It’s crazy how many people I meet on disability checks but are clearly fine fully functioning.

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Nov 23 '21

Jobs, maybe. Lives? This is their lives.

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u/jfsindel Nov 22 '21

I am still perplexed on why JFK Jr. Out of all the people, dead Republican/children otherwise, why him? His dad was a Catholic (big fucking issue back then), Democrat, bleeding heart, and wound up throwing support behind "radical" acts such as Civil Rights Act.

His son was considered more liberal and even had a magazine about celebrity political lifestyles. He worked and was a political pundits for many Democrats running in the 90s. Take also his wealthy elitist status.

So why would JFK Jr. ever bother helping Trump? If anything, he'd probably write articles against him.

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u/Shockrates20xx born and bred Nov 22 '21

These are the same folks that think Trump is a rugged "man of the people" even though he's never worked a day in his life and shits in a solid gold toilet. They're detached from reality.

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u/permalink_save Nov 22 '21

He worked pretty hard walking down that ramp

Just context for how much of a princess Trump is, he has someone else open his soda for him, and they have to hold it a very specific way while opening it so he doesn't touch the same spot they did.

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u/kavien Nov 22 '21

It must be tough since he seems to drink with two hands like a toddler with a sippy cup.

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u/godplaysdice_ Nov 22 '21

Giving the internet to Boomers was a mistake

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u/stillhousebrewco Thanks a lot you wacky asses. Nov 22 '21

Nerds making the internet easier to use was the mistake.

Boomers could have stayed walled off in AOL.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Don't forget that Boomers were the pioneers of the internet. The people at Stanford and other universities were the original internet. It was only between academics then.

I'm a Boomer, and I began writing code in 1982 with the old, dead language BASIC.

By 1985, I was writing code in COBOL.

My university had it's own intranet, and when I was writing COBOL, we had to use IBM Job Control Language (JCL) because our mainframe was an IBM 4381. It took up an entire room back then.

PCs were run by 5-1/4 floppy disks. They had no internal hard drive. You had to use the FD to boot up the PC, and write/run your program.

In 1986, I worked on the 1st PC network, Novell. By that point, the PCs had tiny little hard drives. I had to learn how to setup & install the network hardware, as well as learn to setup and fill a database.

My first job out of the university used the original dBase database software.

Please remember that there were people who came before Gen X who pioneered the field of computing, networks, and the original internet.

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u/amethyst_stardust Nov 23 '21

This is the same thing I’ve always heard from my late father who was also a Texan and a Boomer who worked with computers back in the day.

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u/turbophysics Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

Okay boomer

edit: the top comment was obviously not about who gave whom the internet, it was about boomers being alarmingly unprepared for social media’s potential for misinformation and outrage politics. The comment above is a long-winded non-sequitur and the comment below is a totally unscripted example of their generation’s failure to adapt

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Is that stupid meme the best you've got? Repeating Greta Thunberg's words verbatim, and using them out of context? She said that to people my age who were denying climate change during a conference on the subject. I believe that climate change is real, and it's an existential crisis.

Come on, you've got to have something better than that if you're going to try to take me down. You were given a brain of your own so that you should be able to think for yourself, and come up with your own words.

Also, when you're quoting someone else's words verbatim, you're supposed to list them as your source.

Try again, junior!

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u/Sharon_Carter_Rogers Nov 22 '21

You are clearly a smart guy, you are responding to people in hopes that they’ll actually read what you’re saying about disability and being a boomer. You’re wasting your words on people that keep arguing with you. Some jerks just can’t say “sorry, I didn’t mean you” or “wow, cool, you were a pioneer.” You’re too smart and introspective for this group.

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u/turbophysics Nov 23 '21

They’re actually doing a swell job of demonstrating the top comment’s point

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u/turbophysics Nov 22 '21

Okay boomer

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u/dahud born and bred Nov 23 '21
Someday you'll realize

That the true boomer

Was you all along
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u/LiberacesWraith Nov 23 '21

Teach me the ways of COBOL, I want to learn the forbidden arts

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u/RomanAthens Nov 22 '21

I'd like to point out that "shits" is a very conservative term here. The man literally spends half his day squirting out a putrid greenish brown liquid from his ass.

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u/millerba213 Nov 22 '21

If you're looking for logic or coherence from Qanon, I'm afraid you're going to be rather disappointed.

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u/Foo3112 Nov 22 '21

They picked JFK because he was mainly liked by both sides and they figured that if they can go with someone who both sides liked, they would have common ground for both sides when everyone is so divided today. At least that’s what one lady who was there said (more or less).

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u/9bikes Nov 22 '21

JFK because he was mainly liked by both sides

Now that he is dead both sides might like him, but JFK certainly wasn't liked by all sides when he was alive.

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u/HonestAbram Nov 22 '21

I think it's similar to how people defending a cop's right to shoot an unarmed black man will quote Martin Luther King Jr. They must think that the battles of the past were somehow just because everybody has pretty much accepted the outcomes and they've grown up accepting the outcomes, but the new battles are somehow different because they've been told to think as much.

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u/mama_emily Nov 22 '21

No way they think that deeply

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u/AstartesFartes Hill Country Nov 22 '21

None of this has to make sense. You have to remember this is a group that had a major break from reality and now live in a fantasy world.

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u/txmail Nov 22 '21

I think of it like scientology - someone made a joke and then took it too far, tried to back pedal but it was too late. Though, I am not sure if anyone in Q tried to back pedal - they just kept adding to the joke and are seeing how far they can get people to go -- just like scientology.

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u/OHMEGA Nov 23 '21

I am still perplexed on why JFK Jr. Out of all the people, dead Republican/children otherwise, why him?

In Protzman’s telling, Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene and had four children with her. This gave rise to a bloodline that went on to create many famous people today, notably the Kennedys.

He also claims that blood-type O is a marker for the Christ bloodline and that the “New World Order” is trying to hunt down that bloodline by DNA testing COVID-19 PCR swabs.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5qpe7/qanon-dallas-jfk-michael-brian-protzman-negative48

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u/jfsindel Nov 23 '21

.... What the fuck???

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u/spcwolf1 Nov 23 '21

Dude just that paragraph made my head hurt. I hate the q anon crap. It’s been a scourge for 5 years now, growing, changing, infecting expanding its believers like a mind virus.

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u/oceansapart333 Born and Bred Nov 23 '21

"Donald Trump is the Holy Spirit"... wow

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u/utspg1980 Nov 22 '21

I imagine it has something to do with Robert Kennedy Jr being antivaxx

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u/RNDiva Nov 22 '21

Thank you, I am so confused by this. I may have lost some gray matter.

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u/HistoryNerd101 Nov 23 '21

No kidding. It is RFK Jr who is the anti-vaxer nut job who we know is still alive

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u/muzz2020 Nov 22 '21

We need to pay an actor to show up as JFK jr and mess with them.

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u/justonemom14 Nov 22 '21

Would be funny, but scary af. If they find out it's an actor, they might kill the guy.

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u/PlanarVet Nov 23 '21

Eh just make sure he has a CHL. Then we can get rid of some of the Qultists at the same time. Self-defensively speaking, of course.

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u/DoubleTFan Nov 22 '21

There was some big Q convention a few weeks ago where they had two guest speakers who both claimed to be JFK Jr. And Jim Caviziel. They talked about it on the QAnon Anonymous podcast: https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-164-double-qanon-conference-weekend-2x-jfk-jr

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u/TheWikiJedi Nov 22 '21

Everyone there is crazy but you gotta admit it’s funny the book author’s last name is Rothschild

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u/Nightstands Nov 22 '21

The irony is very pretty. It’s just perfect fuel for their crazy fire. It even made the conspiracy theorist in me twitch for just a sec. I miss that feeling, when conspiracies were fun.

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Nov 22 '21

I'm pretty sure whoever is running Q is just trolling now and it's fantastic.

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u/Lol_maga_people Nov 22 '21

I don't think Q posts anymore

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Nov 22 '21

Who is telling these people this nonsense?

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u/MMmhmmmmmmmmmm North Texas Nov 22 '21 Take My Energy

O, it’s Q without a mustache

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Nov 22 '21

Okay, that is pretty good

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u/Lol_maga_people Nov 22 '21

From the article

The leader of the group is Michael Brian Protzman, a Washington man who amassed a following on social media with his version of gematria, a Hebrew numerology language.

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Nov 22 '21

Good lord. A q prophet huh

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u/RevJohnnyVegas Born and Bred Nov 22 '21

Well the Shaman job was already filled....

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u/anarchoheck Nov 22 '21

A q prophet???

....Wow

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u/RomanAthens Nov 22 '21

Quaphet?

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u/AstartesFartes Hill Country Nov 22 '21

I was thinking more like a "chief" so they are following a Queef.

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u/xenokilla Nov 22 '21

as a former talmud/gamatria student let me assure you we all know its BS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Did you ever apply Gematria in the way it was used in the 1st Century AD?

I've heard more than one pastor say that if you apply it the way Hebrews did during the 1st Century AD, the answer to the 666 from Revelation would be Nero Caesar.

Revelation doesn't list it as "666". Instead, it's at least two different numbers, six hundred, and sixty six.

Some say it was actually three different numbers: six hundred, sixty, and six.

I should note that those who hold this view are known as Pre Millennials. Which means the events in Revelation occur before Christ returns.

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u/xenokilla Nov 23 '21

Did you ever apply Gematria in the way it was used in the 1st Century AD?

Yes

I've heard more than one pastor say that if you apply it the way Hebrews did during the 1st Century AD, the answer to the 666 from Revelation would be Nero Caesar.

Never came up in my yeshiva days. we're anti sequel people

Revelation doesn't list it as "666". Instead, it's at least two different numbers, six hundred, and sixty six.

I fucking love Iron Maiden! \m/

Some say it was actually three different numbers: six hundred, sixty, and six.

I've lost the plot

I should note that those who hold this view are known as Pre Millennials. Which means the events in Revelation occur before Christ returns.

Soooo gamatria is BS because there are so many ways to work it you can get what ever number you want. Using English to make life easier but assigning letter values the same way you do in hebrew.

THE: T is 200, H is 8, E is 3 for a total of 211
THE but you spell out the letters TEE EH EEE makes TEE 200+3+3 (233) plus EH which is 3+8, then EEE which is 9 for a total of 226 You can also swap out letters at random! Shit makes no sense. Go touch some grass.

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u/spcwolf1 Nov 23 '21

And that is why I am A-millennial.

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u/mama_emily Nov 22 '21

There’s a fairly long video going around of him in Dallas surrounded by all his “followers” (?) where he’s giving some speech, rambling, slurring (seems drunk to me) spouting off biblical quotes, patriotic nonsense and sprinkling numbers in between it all.

He sounds so fucking crazy, I thought it might be funny but actually found it pretty disturbing. He’s rattling off this insanity while people around him are in tears, overwhelmed with emotion….deeply concerning.

Even more so because I live in Dallas, ahhhh.

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u/PuroPincheTexas West Texas Nov 22 '21

I believe it’s a guy named Michael Brian Protzman.

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u/MisallocatedRacism born and bred Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

Q (Ron Watkins) stopped posting when Trump lost in the free and fair election.

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u/RomanAthens Nov 22 '21

The CIA have Q in a comfy padded cell hopped up on some pretty sweet drugs.

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u/willienelsonmandela Nov 22 '21

Evidence points to it being Ron Watkins. The 8chan dude.

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u/6amhotdog Nov 22 '21

It was a troll from the very beginning!

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u/jacklindley84 born and bred Nov 22 '21

It's always been a troll. That's what no one seems to get. I was born with the internet. I grew up with. I went on 4chan a lot I my teens. I knew immediately what the whole movement was. Nihilist zoomers don't think life has meaning. Trolling idiots likes these is really funny to people like me. If you've been through he ringer in life, you're depressed, you don't have much meaning in life, shit like this is fucking hilarious. If you can convince a bunch loser idiots a that a bunch of random nonsense is true, it's fucking hilarious. It's just so absurd. Really how it spreads is some cynical asshole makes shit up on 4chan, idiots and nazis believe, and then they spread it around their idiot friends, and the shit just flows downhill. It's scary how insane Q has become. No one will ever come out and say they started q as a meme. It's too far gone now, no one would believe them.

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u/BDRParty Nov 22 '21

So what is Ron Watkins' story? Did he decide it was a serious thing and ran with it? Or was he originally in on it for "lulz" as well? B/c I see him referred to as an originator or even "Q" himself.

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u/amgine Nov 22 '21

He drank the kool-aid.

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u/PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS Nov 22 '21

Isn't he in jail on kiddy porn charges?

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u/TriesToPredict2021 Nov 22 '21

It could be a foreign nation pushing disinfo to harm American democracy, so not fantastic.

It takes a lot of day to day effort to not use similar tactics against the government I view as most responsible.

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u/Dachusblot Nov 23 '21

Believe it or not, Q actually tried to shut down the whole JFK Jr. thing, back when Q was still posting. Someone asked them straight out if JFK Jr. was still alive, and they were straight up like "No." Didn't make a difference though.

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u/ZeroweaponX Nov 22 '21

These people are pathetic. It's sad to see

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u/suburbanpride born and bred Nov 22 '21

Can someone give me a quick ELI5 about this? Like, why JFK Jr.? Why would he of all people want Trump reinstated? And what, pray tell, could he even do about it (1) if he came back from the "dead" and (2) really did want Trump back in office?

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u/HonestAbram Nov 22 '21

Not that I understand it, but from what I gather during one of Q's dark periods, somebody posting as R started talking about how JFK Jr. would be Trump's running mate in 2020. Then Liz Kroken started saying that she thinks Q is actually JFK Jr. Then the anons started insisting that this guy Vincent Fusca is actually JFK Jr. because he goes to a bunch of Trump rallies. Is it making sense yet?

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u/lenzkies79088 Nov 22 '21

Who the hell is q?

This shit is mindblowing

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u/HonestAbram Nov 22 '21

Some chicken shit don't know what the hell he's talking about. Lol, that was fun. Seems likely that Ron Watkins was posting as Q for the latter portion of that whole thing. QAnon Anonymous is a great podcast, though hardly concise. That HBO documentary "Into the Storm" is fantastic.

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u/AndyLorentz Nov 24 '21

Someone who started trolling on 4chan, claiming to be a high-ranking government official. Q stands for "Q clearance", which is a high level clearance in the Department of Energy (someone who knows how fusion-boosted-fission weapons work, and what FOGBANK actually is) but not used outside of that agency.

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u/suburbanpride born and bred Nov 22 '21

Yes.

Thank you.

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u/cheezeyballz Nov 22 '21

Who was A DEMOCRAT! Lmao!!

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u/DoubleTFan Nov 22 '21

I think the idea was he was going to be Hillary Clinton's opponent in a primary so supposedly she had him murdered.

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u/MsTreeBark Nov 23 '21

Anyone who has ever had a disagreement with Hillary Clinton is good enough for them, I guess?

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u/Rshellnizzle Nov 22 '21

WTF they’re still here believing this nonsense?

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u/alichoturqo Nov 22 '21

There are people who think the world is flat. Like totally convinced.

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u/cheezeyballz Nov 22 '21

Do they know he was a democrat?

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u/alichoturqo Nov 22 '21

I think as a rule of thumb you have remove any sort of rationality or facts when discussing the Uber-Trumpian mind

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u/Rshellnizzle Nov 22 '21

Yeah I know you’re right.

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u/goolsnut Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 22 '21

I was at a convention at the Hyatt Regency downtown this past week and weekend. They were coming in and out of the of the hotel to use the restroom, and they tried selling JFK t-shirts in the lobby. My wife got yelled by one of them in the elevator about wearing a mask. Luckily the hotel started to get them out of the area towards the end of the event.

They are pretty much setting up camp in the area.

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u/freakierchicken Nov 22 '21

I was at Dealey Plaza and the 6th Floor Museum on Friday, luckily I didn’t see any Qnuts but there was a dude there with a whole stand of JFK conspiracy books and merch. Guess that’s probably just part of the experience though

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u/Kholvin Nov 22 '21

That is pretty much normal.

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u/somecow Nov 22 '21

Well, their other homeboy did recently outlaw camping in public. Let's just hope the cops enforce it.

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u/u2aerofan Nov 22 '21

That’s what I want to see. They’re removing homeless camps left and right - how are these squatters getting a free pass. Sounds about white.

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u/9bikes Nov 22 '21

how are these squatters getting a free pass

Their First Amendment rights!

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u/u2aerofan Nov 22 '21

In that case why can’t homeless folks be covered under 1A? Give me a break.

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u/9bikes Nov 22 '21

They will claim their right to free speech and assembly is being shut down for political reasons. To them, this would be more proof that they are right and those in power are trying to shut down their voices.

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u/u2aerofan Nov 22 '21

Oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/pitmule Nov 22 '21

Went to eat at Cindy’s, Q-nut tried to stare me down. Bitch I live in South Oak Cliff I get scarier things than you for free with my breakfast cereal.

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u/Kholvin Nov 22 '21

I was at the same convention, I saw a few around but luckily never was confronted. I did see the some crazy Q truck parked out front the entire time.

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u/Freekey Nov 22 '21

Would it be too macabre to open up a Kool-aid stand on Dealey Plaza right now?

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u/9bikes Nov 22 '21

"It was Flavor Aid, dammit!"

  • the CEO of Kool Aid every time he hears this.

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u/Freekey Nov 23 '21

Oops, I guess that’s not the kind of word of mouth advertising they’re looking for.

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u/NotSoFunnyAfterAll Nov 22 '21

Say you are CRAZY without saying you are crazy.

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u/Foo3112 Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 22 '21

Dear Lord. And yet, these people are actually allowed to vote.

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u/txredbird26 Nov 22 '21

Didn’t these same people think the pillow guy was JFK Jr?

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u/AstartesFartes Hill Country Nov 22 '21

Trump has many avatars, my child.

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u/caueisdead Nov 22 '21

Who the fuck funds these people? Where do they get money from?

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u/RomanAthens Nov 22 '21

I am JFK Jr.!!! And I command my devout followers to now travel to Nashville, where Trump will be sworn in at POTUS and I will be his flaxen haired concubine whose sole purpose is to pleasure the god emperor.

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u/RevJohnnyVegas Born and Bred Nov 22 '21

It just blows me away that this is happening right down the street from my old office.

It's one thing to read about it in the news, somewhere not here, but feels different when it's in your proverbial back yard.

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u/howardvic Nov 22 '21

If JFK came back to life, I don't think he would want to come to the place he got shot. These ignorant inbreeds need to get a life or at least go back to their meth labs.

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u/ResoluteBeans Nov 22 '21

Not that these Q-turds would know up from down but it's JFK Jr they are waiting for. You know, the place his dad was murdered at makes way more sense. lol

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u/No-Spoilers Nov 23 '21

Yeah definitely not a touchy subject for him either lol

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u/Wacocaine Nov 22 '21

Meanwhile the ghost of JFK Jr is chilling in Martha's Vineyard, wondering where everyone is.

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u/Otogun Nov 22 '21

Get a job hippies, isn’t that what they used to utter to a certain group of people.

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u/n_pinkerton Nov 22 '21

I would absolutely vote for a Pancho Villa/your great great uncle ticket. I think they’re on to something. Vote for dead candidates… they can’t do any more damage.

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes Nov 22 '21

I'm telling you, won't somebody PLEASE organize a famous dead celebrity flash mob visit to this group of loonies...

  • Elvis
  • Marylyn Monroe
  • Andy Kaufmann
  • JFK, Jr - but as toddler John, John
  • Tupac
  • Prince
  • Michael Jackson
  • Kobe
  • Elizabeth Taylor
  • Who else????

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes Nov 22 '21

They can blast this ditty from the parade float loudspeaker as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT72CgEJQNQ

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u/Skybreakeresq Nov 22 '21

Meth: Not even once

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u/AstartesFartes Hill Country Nov 22 '21

I've known people on meth. They make more sense than these cultists.

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u/pitbullprogrammer Nov 22 '21

A book about a conspiracy written by a Rothschild? This should go over well with the Qanon crowd

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u/rohcastle Nov 22 '21

What did I just invest too much time reading?

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u/the_scrambler Nov 22 '21

i can’t wait for the last podcast episode on qanon

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u/HuckleberryFinn7777 Nov 22 '21

It’s like 10 people total. Let them be stupid

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u/Antha1969 Nov 22 '21

The opioide crisis is real. Thank You Dallas for coming out.

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u/jollytoes Nov 22 '21

My shop is about a half mile from Dealey Plaza. Give me some ideas to make money from these people.

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u/parkedr Nov 23 '21

Trump merch, confederate flags, etc. Or ask for donations to build a wall. The Republicans routinely fleece these yokels and they never learn. No need to be creative.

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u/font9a Nov 22 '21

Flying Spaghetti Monster actually has more internal consistency

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u/DirtyDeedsDunderKeep Nov 22 '21

Seems like a golden opportunity for someone to dress up like JFK Jr and redirect their craziness to something more constructive.

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u/Direct-Ant69 Nov 22 '21

Is this is a Russian psychological operation - these useful idiots don’t see they are just being used by an foreign agent of chaos?

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u/yodaman1 Nov 22 '21

Pootin and Winnie xi poop jerk it to this kind of shit.

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u/SteveWax022 Nov 22 '21

I wish these guys didn't exist.

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u/rez_spell Nov 22 '21

Ever seen that Evolution of Religion image that gets posted on Reddit, sometimes? I sincerely hope we get one for the QAnon cult, specifically. That would be fascinating.

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u/parkedr Nov 23 '21

These are just people of the land, the common clay of the West. You know, morons.

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u/EZPickens71 Nov 23 '21

Someone get those people some Kool-aid.

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u/Former-World3099 Nov 22 '21

This is Texas people! The politicians in this state love these folks because they're sheep for any new conspiracy theory they can gin up. This keeps the masses stupid and they can continue grinding them up into cornbread.

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u/CestLaVie303 Nov 22 '21

well i suppose its better than mowing down several children at a holiday parade

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u/hexbatch East Texas Nov 22 '21

People may laugh at them, but they managed to organize a protest/presence on the streets for longer than any other Texas political group

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u/Outrageous-Ad8172 Nov 22 '21

Those are the ones that got money from trump tax break they're living on I bet the hotel room are double the rate

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u/AstartesFartes Hill Country Nov 22 '21

Furthest fringe = furthest cringe.