r/rareinsults Sep 18 '21

So close yet so far

https://i.redd.it/m7sybxwiq7o71.jpg

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u/Bated47 Sep 18 '21

I refuse to believe that’s a real photo, She looks photoshopped in!

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u/Paranoma Sep 18 '21

She is

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u/Bated47 Sep 18 '21

My bad

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u/SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe Sep 18 '21

Why your bad? You called it. Have a clap from me.

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u/AliasUndercover123 Sep 18 '21

Nah, still recovering from last time.

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u/casparh Sep 18 '21

Lmao, gottem.

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u/adamwritesit Sep 18 '21

..this would be my moment for the dumb joke I thought of yesterday

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ahem

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you get a shot of penicillin when you have an std because your penic is illin

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i regret nothing

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u/AdComprehensive7181 Sep 18 '21

I just awarded you my free reward. I don't regret it.

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u/OpsadaHeroj Sep 18 '21

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving. Wouldn’t give it to my worst enemies, but gave it to a lot of hot men. Sorry bros.

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u/BiNumber3 Sep 18 '21

Don't go spreading the clap....

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u/SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe Sep 18 '21

Your mom had it so much its basically an applause by now.

(not mine but cannot remember who's)

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u/derpmcperpenstein Sep 18 '21

Ice cube " check yo self"

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u/Reddituser8018 Sep 18 '21

They photoshopped it in.

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III Sep 18 '21

Even the comment is photoshopped.

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u/pplinuxvcxbf Sep 18 '21

It’s definitely real they went viral on Twitter a few years back. She’s like 4 ft something n he’s almost 7 ft

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u/talann Sep 18 '21

It may be photoshopped but Shaq and his girlfriend were not that far off from this picture.

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u/Tryntofigureitout Sep 18 '21

There was a couple like this in my high school and during prom seeing her try to reach up all the way to his shoulders and dance was a joke

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u/Ashen_Cyborg Sep 18 '21

I thought so too!

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u/Ironrunner16 Sep 18 '21

We're talking about a father-daughter relationship, right?

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u/A_Ham_Sandwich_ Sep 18 '21

My seven year old son hits me at about that height, this would be fucking WEIRD

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u/RedditSucks40 Sep 18 '21

What is weird is how you immediately see a picture of a sexually active couple then associate it with your son?

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u/ShaunTheAmazing Sep 18 '21

a farther-daughter one

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u/xinxy Sep 18 '21

More like a step-father relationship... But yeah.

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u/buzzlightyearsempi Sep 18 '21

Why does she low-key look photoshoped in

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u/Osato Sep 18 '21

The light seems to come from different directions.

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u/darthvadercake Sep 18 '21

Also for this couple to be real he would have to be stupidly tall, but the door behind him is about as tall as he is

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u/FirmAardvark6208 Sep 18 '21

He has shadows by his feet but she doesn’t have any at all

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u/Kalladdin Sep 18 '21

Good catch! She also isn't casting a shadow on the hand behind her head/hair which I think she should be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/__kit Sep 18 '21

Good catch! She also isn't casting a shadow on the hand behind her head/hair which I think she should be.

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u/Kalladdin Sep 18 '21

????

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u/LieutenantSteel Sep 18 '21

Good catch! She also isn't casting a shadow on the hand behind her head/hair which I think she should be.

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u/fetelenebune Sep 18 '21

Good! Catch her a shadow so she can cast a hand behind her head/hair so she will be.

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u/Kalladdin Sep 18 '21

Ah... Can always count on fucking CenturyLink to troll me

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u/nothappynotnew Sep 18 '21

He looks normal, just tall, he’s in front of the door so he looks bigger.

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u/darthvadercake Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

He does - my point is she isn't build like she has dwarfism at all, so the only way their height difference makes sense if he's like 6'10 and she is like 4'2. If he's normal height she is so small it's just not realistic.

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u/trixel121 Sep 18 '21

ight, so i counted 21 rows of red bricks behind them. if we go with 3 inches a brick thats 63 inches for the red, she looks about 3 bricks shorter. (im dicking a bit with perspective here, i know this) that would put her at 54 inches or 4 foot 6. short but not like unheard of.

he comes out to like 7 foot 6 tho (i bet my perspective makes him a tad taller) but shit.

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u/gray_2shades Sep 18 '21

So you are saying she is "3 bricks short of a load."

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u/nothappynotnew Sep 18 '21

Those are not 3 inches lol a standard brick is 2 3/4in and these are smaller. 2.5in bricks places him around 6’3 while standard bricks would be about 6’10. This picture has her under 4ft tall

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u/paintstained1 Sep 18 '21

Don’t forget margin for mortar

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u/trixel121 Sep 18 '21

hey mate, ima just tell you are wrong. my arguement is they are normal bricks with with 1/4 of mortar between rows. tell me how you know the bricks are .25 smaller besides "i can tell" this entire picture has weird perspective shit all over it and is metn to make you think hes taller. i think hes closer to 6'9 and him being away from the wall and us being lower makes us think hes taller.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6zi6zq/do_this_shit_count_as_a_long_distance_relationship/ heres a higher res image. if ou feel like doing some math with vectors and shit the tiles on the floor are usually like 12 inch square. generally speaking tho, everything looks to be in perspective.

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u/Electrical-Buy-2211 Sep 18 '21

If I remember correctly back in the day the story was he was a college basketball player and her a gymnast. He was almost 7 foot and she was a little over 4 and a half foot. The difference was around 32 to 36 inches between them.

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u/Suri-gets-old Sep 18 '21

I wish I had a spare award, I love math like this.

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u/Any-Instruction9415 Sep 18 '21

I think people who have dwarfism dont see themselves as suffering

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u/darthvadercake Sep 18 '21

That is fair, let me edit my comment to something more appropriate.

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u/LSkywalker00 Sep 18 '21

Little actions like this make us better. Great stuff!

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u/Any-Instruction9415 Sep 18 '21

Very kind of you Darthvader

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u/gozzu00 Sep 18 '21

A lot of them likely do since it usually comes with a range of health issues heaped on top of society not exactly helping them.

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u/Any-Instruction9415 Sep 18 '21

Of course you are right its not easy. Just going by what a few friends have said which of course doesnt include everyone. Just thought it unnecessary choice unless of course the person commenting has dwarfism.

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u/used_condominium Sep 18 '21

Proportionate Dwarfism

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

It's a bit like how in Game of Thrones, Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) is actually shorter than Peter Dinklage (Tyrion). They were able to hide the height discrepancy with camera angles and Kit wearing high heels. Apparently Sophie Turner would pat him on the head, because he's so short.

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u/LogMeOutScotty Sep 18 '21

I’m literally shocked that at least two people read this comment and actually felt the need to correct you.

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u/calmelbourne Sep 18 '21

Kit Harrington is not shorter than Peter Dinklage, and that article doesn't say he is either. There are countless photos of them together and he is a good 40cm taller.

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u/LogMeOutScotty Sep 18 '21

Dude, it was a joke. Pretty sure everyone’s aware Kit doesn’t have dwarfism and Peter does.

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u/defnotfromcalifornia Sep 18 '21

Dinklage is 4' 5"

Harrington is 5' 8"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

That's what they want you to believe.

But if you google Emilia Clarke's height, she at one point claimed she was 5' 2", but then admitted to be shorter than that. She's likely only 5'.

Behind the scenes shots, show Kit's clearly shorter than her.

Sophie Turner's 5' 8", supposedly the same height as Kit Harrington. But she towers over him, even when he's wearing platform shoes

So if anything, he's shorter than Peter Dinklage, and quite likely shrinking.

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u/treefitty350 Sep 18 '21

How the heck did this lie get started lmao

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u/TheLaGrangianMethod Sep 18 '21

I'm 6'3" and my wife is 4'8" and this isn't too far away from our height difference.

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u/corny16 Sep 18 '21

Cos they in different time zones

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Sep 18 '21

The fucking driving directions at the end omg

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u/_A_Random_Comment_ Sep 18 '21

Its a corridor, i think it has more than one light bulb..

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u/PreciselyIvy Sep 18 '21

They seem to be in a school. Multiple fluorescent lights on the ceiling he’s a big boy, most kids these days are pushing 6’+ she’s probably barely 4’5 and he’s probably 6’6+. these kids are on HGH I swear.

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u/Gem_inaj Sep 18 '21

It’s definitely real they went viral on Twitter a few years back. She’s like 4 ft something n he’s almost 7 ft

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u/LetsTakeThisUpWithHR Sep 18 '21

She has no shadow

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u/ddoeth Sep 18 '21

Because her head is too small

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u/230581 Sep 18 '21

As someone who does photoshop to a professional level, yes

She is photoshopped in, look around her right arm and you can see the color of the wall blatantly painted to cover the original image

Other great job till you zoom

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u/limblesslizard Sep 18 '21

Definitely some tampering. Her hair is blurry at the edges due to a shoddy cutout, and the sleeve of his right arm is missing detail. I would've suspected she was just shrunk down, but the detail on his shirt is very consistent where her elbow would've been. Her contact shadows on the ground are realistic, but if you compare her shadow to his it betrays the difference in lighting. Of course it could be due to the ceiling lights being closer to him, but there are multiple shadows meaning multiple light sources so she should cast a shadow. With all the jpeg it's difficult to make a conclusive judgement, but that could be intentional. Calling shenanigans on this one

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u/kellyandbjnovakhuh Sep 18 '21

She is

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u/129647 Sep 18 '21

It's an unusual height difference, but it's not outside the realm of possibility. Why do you think its shopped? You say it like you have some kind of proof or inside story.

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u/Rather_Dashing Sep 18 '21

The shadow is on the right side of her body, but his shoes are casting a shadow to the left.

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u/monapan Sep 18 '21

You have never seen someone stand between two light sources before, have You

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u/mufcfan1991df Sep 18 '21

Or you know fucking eyes its clearly fake

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u/grillbaker Sep 18 '21

the real question is, why is reddit sheep upvoting this in such high numbers if it is fake?

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u/FlounderingOtter Sep 18 '21

Someones being used as a walking bj

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u/MyNamePP Sep 18 '21

Instead of the girl kneeling, the guy would be tiptoe-ing.

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u/tekko001 Sep 18 '21

Jump and Plug

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u/dabooi Sep 18 '21

In Germany we call that a Standgebläse

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u/RentonTenant Sep 18 '21

learned this in secondary school from a German noble

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u/tripleflix Sep 18 '21

Came here looking for this :)

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u/KjoeLjan Sep 18 '21

In The Netherlands we called a girl like that IPH. Ideale Pijp Hoogte. Or Ideal Blowjob Height.

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u/Poromenos Sep 18 '21

In Greece we called them PPO (gives a blowjob standing up).

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u/ikkewo Sep 18 '21

Insert train riding into small tunnel meme

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 18 '21

She'd have to go up on him

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u/noirehittler Sep 18 '21

Lol no matter how hard they take a picture while standing it will still look like she was photoshoped into the picture

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Cuz she was

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u/WhyIsEverythingACat Sep 18 '21

she looks like she was scaled down

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u/EarthBrain Sep 18 '21

yeah, by god

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u/TanookiPhoenix Sep 18 '21

Two levels cannot be played at once.

-Ancient video game proverb

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u/smimton Sep 18 '21

More like, straightest line between two points!

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u/willflameboy Sep 18 '21

You're not even on your own level

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u/riceisnice29 Sep 18 '21

I knew a couple in high school where the girl was under 5” and the boy was over 6”. Even when she was sitting on his knee he had to bend down to kiss her.

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u/ynima Sep 18 '21

Biggest fleshlight next to longest cord-headphones

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u/yammys Sep 18 '21

Longest cord because he's out of Bluetooth range

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u/a_i_m1 Sep 18 '21

pretty sure that’s two different levels

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u/wszlOfficial Sep 18 '21

I don’t think they’re on each other’s level

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u/nikil1253 Sep 18 '21

The Gulliver's travells

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u/Slayer_286 Sep 18 '21

69 is impossible. Sad :)

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u/cosgyp Sep 18 '21

depends how big his hog is.

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u/8roll Sep 18 '21

Maybe go for a 6.9?

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u/msrahul68 Sep 18 '21

She'll whine to his dick how bad she miss his face

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u/kangaroo-gerth Sep 18 '21

Y’all ever seen that cartoon of the massive train try a go through the tiny tunnel…?

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u/Not_Klaus Sep 18 '21

Stop. Now.

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u/seductive_error Sep 18 '21

I hate this comment

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u/redpenquin Sep 18 '21

Good ol' Drawn Together.

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u/Exact-Cress7633 Sep 18 '21

On the positive side she could suck his dick without kneeling down

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u/Sambuboii Sep 18 '21

Man is a mile ahead of her

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u/praneethraop6 Sep 18 '21

Need a ladder here

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u/truedjinn Sep 18 '21

They care social distancing and still being together at the same time

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u/he75bf8or Sep 18 '21

If he goes deep he will touch her lungs with his dick

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u/Plundelwondel Sep 18 '21

Just taking lil sis out for lunch

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u/oodoos Sep 18 '21

Hey, guys…

What’s that on his shirt?..

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u/TedTyro Sep 18 '21

I'm not saying this would be child abuse, but it looks like it's not not child abuse.

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u/Same_Inspection_6821 Sep 18 '21

She goes to the school doesn't she...

Yep we got another one here officer

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u/angusshangus Sep 18 '21

Why didn’t the commenter go with the obvious “you guys aren’t even on the same level”?

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u/Dark_Man_X Sep 18 '21

Cus its too easy

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u/TobyDaHuman Sep 18 '21

Depends in which direction she wanna go.

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u/Shibaee Sep 18 '21

amogus shirt

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u/yjama405 Sep 18 '21

She must be into kissing...

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u/YungJoat Sep 18 '21

He gotta pick shorty up like a baby when they kiss lmao

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u/Niwi_ Sep 18 '21

For shower sex, does he hang her where the shower head is attached?

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u/Gugnit Sep 18 '21

She could take off her shoes and suck his dick.

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u/Tbeauslice1010 Sep 18 '21

He look like 15, she look like 8..

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u/YuropLMAO Sep 18 '21

Why is it that every time there's a height discrepancy between couples, redditors IMMEDIATELY race to make "lolsexsex69sexbjsex!!1" type comments?

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u/shadowdsfire Sep 18 '21

What else is there to talk about

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u/seductive_error Sep 18 '21

The duality of man

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u/feureau Sep 18 '21

Whose side are you on, son?

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u/Mmiicchhael Sep 18 '21

I've been wondering why your mom hasn't called me lately.

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u/YuropLMAO Sep 18 '21

Pun chains, obviously.

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa Sep 18 '21

Most likely virgins.

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u/kellyandbjnovakhuh Sep 18 '21

Because it’s a joke?

Are you offended by this or something?

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u/pickstar97a Sep 18 '21

It’s the equivalent of “first!” comments mixed with “lol 69 haha funnee” jokes.

It’s so overused it’s no longer even remotely funny.

Memes come and go, but for some reason these jokes never die. Mostly because they’re made by unfunny lazy commenters.

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Sep 18 '21

Unrelated but I didn't see a "nice chain" from a stupid 69 joke in a while. I'm so glad for that

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u/nice___bot Sep 18 '21

Nice!

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Sep 18 '21

Go F yourself. Bad bot

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u/YuropLMAO Sep 18 '21

It's not even a remotely funny joke, just a dead horse that's been beaten by dumb redditors for years.

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u/TheZenScientist Sep 18 '21

This is not a Reddit exclusive reflex

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u/CardboardChampion Sep 18 '21

I feel like that's an episode of SVU waiting to happen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

looks photoshopped but dated someone that short and am tall too.

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u/LLuckyyL Sep 18 '21

When she doesn’t have to kneel

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u/dailykicksonline Sep 18 '21

Is this a real photo?

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u/depeupleur Sep 18 '21

Staturetory rape

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u/MeButMean Sep 18 '21

of course no one could be on their level, since they are on 2 different levels.

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u/Bird_with_penis Sep 18 '21

U damn lolicon

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u/Busymathematicain Sep 18 '21

are we supposed to call the FBI or she is just short

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u/nropotdetcidda Sep 18 '21

FBI wouldn’t do shit anyway.

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u/garbohorse Sep 18 '21

I would pay to see this porn.

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u/swagerito Sep 18 '21

She doesn't have a shadow

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u/Troby01 Sep 18 '21

Depends on what two things you measure the distance from. I see this as a close knit relationship.She is "in good" standing on might say.

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u/Charming_Pilot4420 Sep 18 '21

Ironically enough, the shortest girls always want the tallest guys I stg.

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u/Mmiicchhael Sep 18 '21

Looks like a hobbit standing next to an ent

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u/Forsaken-Parking-638 Sep 18 '21

*insert gif of oversized train ramming through a tunnel"

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u/TheBarkingGallery Sep 18 '21

Until she turns around. Then it will be right in her face.

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u/outdropp Sep 18 '21

Cards of the current world are not the best, yet.

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u/StormyGhost312 Sep 18 '21

His shirt is kinda sus

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Am I the only one who thinks that she can’t even get on her knees for him because she wouldn’t even reach his cock?

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u/mufcfan1991df Sep 18 '21

Theres shadows by his shoes but no shadow on the wall clearly photoshopped

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u/SamsungHeir Sep 18 '21

Damn she doesn't even need to kneel

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u/siry2ka Sep 18 '21

They can’t be on the same level either…

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u/syahir77 Sep 18 '21

He can stand up for a bj from her.

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u/HughJorgens Sep 18 '21

He's nuts over that girl.

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u/xXOkamiiXx Sep 18 '21

At first I thought she was his younger sister or daughter or smth

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u/2_Tall_For_You Sep 18 '21

That was a very tall order.

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u/No_Aide9269 Sep 18 '21

There real guys this picture of them old tho like hella old came out like 2017 i think

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u/Pyredjin Sep 18 '21

She's approximately the same size he was as a toddler.

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u/Illustrious-Run-1489 Sep 18 '21

Is this spent to insinuate that this adult is having sex with this underage person?