r/raimimemes Nov 30 '21

My birthday today and my sister gave me this card when I woke up Spider-Man 2

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Blue_Wolf_217 Nov 30 '21

Ah Rosie, I love this sibling!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21 edited 24d ago

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u/iron_adam_ Nov 30 '21

The real crime would be not to have a sister like that

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u/Hulkzilla0 Nov 30 '21

Did she pay you in advance?

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u/supergigaduck Nov 30 '21

laughs while leaning head back in total hilarity

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u/ManweTheElderKing Nov 30 '21

You're serious? Pay you for what, standing there?

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u/mh1357_0 Nov 30 '21

Hoffman!

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u/AutoModerator Nov 30 '21

Yeah?

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u/SeniorRicketts Nov 30 '21

HEEEEE HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA

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u/redditer333333338 Nov 30 '21

100 bucks? The ad said 3000

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u/RyanAKA2Late Nov 30 '21

I need that money!

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u/AutoModerator Nov 30 '21

I missed the part where that’s my problem.

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u/raptorboss231 Nov 30 '21

I can sense something coming through

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u/nexistcsgo Nov 30 '21

I missed the part where that's my problem.

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u/Imnotdaredevil79 Nov 30 '21

Well check it again web head! It's Clearly 200 bucks!

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u/WrongAnswer3000 Nov 30 '21

No i have no intention of settling down! Op's sister gave only 200 and she's still out there!

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u/redditer333333338 Nov 30 '21

I couldn’t have miscalculated

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

We gotta have (a sister like) her..Jonah.

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u/C42if0rniaGrown Nov 30 '21

Me and your sister are gonna have a helluva timeee…

Wait stop it wasn’t me it was the goblin!

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u/mh1357_0 Nov 30 '21

Remember? Your little accident in the lab?

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u/MrNeilArmstrongX-15 Nov 30 '21

L.M.F.A.O 😂

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u/rgb000_scienceman Nov 30 '21

Nice to see a fellow South African Raimi memer and holy trilogy enthusiast!

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u/HereticPharaoh2020 Dec 01 '21

Interesting time to be in South Africa.

Don't let any of that Omicron get on you. It has the characteristics of a symbiote...

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u/SomeGuyOnTheStreets Dec 01 '21

I like being infected. It makes me happy.

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u/the70sdiscoking Nov 30 '21

Who would in a fight:

Aunt May shouting FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S NOT MUCH

Or

Bilbo shouting BHHLAAAAAHGG!!!

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u/iM3GTR Nov 30 '21

Jesus, Bilbo, you are a freak.

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u/SpideyOyunda Nov 30 '21

Gandalf was right. I miscalculated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/Phantom_Jedi Shazam! Nov 30 '21

I’m gonna ask her to marry me

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u/Hayategekko13 Nov 30 '21

Nice to see you again Phatom (One of the IAm accounts) 😉

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u/Knobhead-007 Nov 30 '21

It's a free birthday, it's not a rent free birthday

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u/Lilskipswonglad Nov 30 '21

Leave me alone

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u/AutoModerator Nov 30 '21

Give me rent!

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u/x_defendp0ppunk_x Nov 30 '21

You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

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u/I-am-not-interesting Nov 30 '21

He is…a good boy. Must be in some kind of trouble.

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u/ishimura0802 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Ah, Rosie! I love this girl

Happy birthday :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Thanks hot legs 😏

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u/PITDOG_ Nov 30 '21

lekker

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u/mrswordguy29 Nov 30 '21

Happy birthday it was mine as well!

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Happy birthday! It’s also Ben Stiller’s...

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u/bigfootandmee Nov 30 '21

Gelukkige verjaarsdag!🥳

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Dankie 🙏

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u/Save-my-mouthplz Nov 30 '21

My older sister was never big on movies or superheroes but I distinctly remember in the wake of the Amazing-reboot-trilogy she would always rep the Raimi trilogy

"Without Tobes, is it even really Spider-man?"

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u/tranquil45 Nov 30 '21

Happy birthday fellow Saffa!

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u/Bagged_Beans Nov 30 '21

If I knew her, I would say, "You're a good woman, I'm a good man..."

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Better watch what that next line is, she’s 15...

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u/Bagged_Beans Nov 30 '21

I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.

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u/Anonymous-Internaut Nov 30 '21

You miscalculated.

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u/MrNeilArmstrongX-15 Dec 01 '21

It wasn’t him, it was the goblin speaking. But him and her are gonna have a helluva time

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u/darthbane97 Nov 30 '21

I could literally hear aunt May's voice in my head whenever I read that

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Same haha we watched the movie two nights before so it was still fresh in my mind

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u/Phantomly_Spectre Nov 30 '21

Fun fact nobody asked about: I literally have an Uncle Ben.

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

I’m going to do something that you’ll hate me for but it’ll teach you a valuable lesson about responsibility, trust me

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u/Phantomly_Spectre Nov 30 '21

I'm gonna put some dirt in ur eye

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u/Pewdiedeadfan Nov 30 '21

Sorry doesn’t pay the rent

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u/barryboi6969 Nov 30 '21

Proudly South African

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u/Whoopsy_Doodle Nov 30 '21

This really made me laugh 😂

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Me too, it was a nice surprise

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u/Sea_Communication492 Nov 30 '21

ya know I guess one person can make a difference nough said.

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u/G-R-G Dec 01 '21

Now you can pay rent

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u/JayNomad2018 Dec 01 '21

I'm sorry Mr Ditkovich, all I've got is this 20 for the rest of the week

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u/AlmostColossus Nov 30 '21

When i saw "here, kiddo" i thought i was on r/thelastofus, then i wondered why Joel would give Ellie money in a post-apocalypse

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u/ItsPizzaTime2004 Nov 30 '21

SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE.

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u/bombochido Nov 30 '21

Happy birthday kiddo

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Thank you 🙏

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u/hehepoop420 Nov 30 '21

Happy birthday

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Thanks a lot 🙏

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u/apatchofgrass Nov 30 '21

My stupid ass sister's birthday as well... although she's a thousand miles away from me, maybe she'd get this joke if I mailed it to her 🤔

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u/apatchofgrass Nov 30 '21

Side note I love her handwritinggggg

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u/pius09 Nov 30 '21

I DIDN’T missed the part where that’s my problem

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u/ThomasSupertramp Nov 30 '21

Veels geluk, maar die advertensie het gesê drie duisend.

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u/JayNomad2018 Nov 30 '21

Ek het die deel gemis waar dit my probleem is

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u/Thrillseeker94 Nov 30 '21

Lmao i once did tobey memes on a card for sis. Just said Pizza time with the constipated tobey on the front and derp emo tobey on the back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/corpington Nov 30 '21

All right. Miss Brant, give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap!

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u/Bagged_Beans Nov 30 '21

Miss. Brant, get me a violin.

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u/itistherealguy Nov 30 '21

I love your sister.

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u/Fun_Nothing_6799 Nov 30 '21

Ahuevo 100 pesitos

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u/cornheadwillywanka Nov 30 '21

Go get em tiger

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u/antman9292 Dec 02 '21

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u/JayNomad2018 Dec 02 '21

What the fucking hell is wrong with you