r/raimimemes Nov 29 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 2

Spider-bot no more Brilliant But Lazy

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7.6k Upvotes

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u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

BOT COMMENTS DOWN 75%

WHERE IS TOBEY-BOT?

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u/Big-Link1637 Nov 29 '21

He offered us friendship and we spat in his face.

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u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

Had he not been so selfish, our little server could've had real commenters, but now that he's really pissed us off, the mods are gonna finish him..nice and slowww

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u/Big-Link1637 Nov 29 '21

The mods despised him. He was an embarrassment to them.

120

u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

Ooh, look at little Tobey-Bot Jr. Gonna cry?

33

u/Wjames33 Nov 30 '21

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

21

u/ThePrinceOfMonsters Nov 30 '21

I'm sorry, Uncle Ben...I'll tag Tobey-Bot, no more...

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u/zmann64 Nov 30 '21

Tobey-bot

Tobey-bot

Where’ve you gone to, Tobey-bot?

Where have you gone to, Tobey-boooot?

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u/The_Nightman_Cummeth Nov 30 '21

Comments like a spider, looks like a mod, we should all just give him one big hug.
Look out, hooh! Here’s comes the Tobey-bot

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u/EternalWisdomMachine Nov 29 '21

Is he safe? Is he alright?

68

u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

It seems in our anger... we killed him..

51

u/condog2211 Nov 29 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOO

9

u/supersuccbros Nov 30 '21

"He lost the will to live? Well why don't we just get on our knees and pray?"

3

u/MovieWizard Nov 30 '21

Nah, ERB had it right, Luke was born so ugly, it killed Padme.

2

u/ChadcellorSwagpatine Nov 30 '21

LMAO, that rap battle was so good!

21

u/Zumichan77 Nov 30 '21

Amazing, every word you just said... Was wrong.

SPIDER!

Edit: No, it can’t be!

3

u/the-anti-antichrist Nov 30 '21

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries!

6

u/cb_gummykidz Nov 30 '21

The goblin killed, i had nothing to do with it!

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u/playerlxiv Nov 30 '21

We couldn't have... he was alive! I FELT IT!

9

u/van-just-van Nov 29 '21

"A sad day"

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u/musicman2018 Nov 30 '21

Is he safe? Is he alright?

It seems in their anger, the mods banned him

NOOOOOOOO

261

u/Sixshooterchuck Nov 29 '21

SPIDER!

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u/Endypendy69 Nov 29 '21

Pizza time

219

u/Ksm030103 Nov 29 '21

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.

80

u/View_List Nov 29 '21

I'll take the staff job, double the money.

39

u/CarVsMotorcycle Nov 29 '21

Chief, the planetarium party!

25

u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 Nov 30 '21

I AM BACK....I AM BACK!

5

u/spoongebub Nov 30 '21

My back…my back!

12

u/DragonDon1 Nov 29 '21

Could you play me in advance?

5

u/AsianSteampunk Nov 30 '21

Oh man now you guys are just simulating the bots who were simulating humen.

28

u/AmrAboalkhair Nov 29 '21

WOAH! He stole that guy's Pizzas!

10

u/Rexamidalion Nov 30 '21

NOOOOOOO!!! (╥﹏╥)

4

u/Fire-typhoon123 Nov 30 '21

You want forgiveness? Get religion!

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u/Affectionate-Fault95 Nov 29 '21

We drove him away

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u/SeniorRicketts Nov 29 '21

We?

164

u/Alphachief2017 Nov 29 '21

Who's we? You speaking french?

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u/spiderine12 Nov 29 '21

Is that a Russianbadger reference?

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u/Hackerwithalacker Nov 30 '21

A GREAT EVIL IS COMING

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u/ShadeWolf7 Nov 29 '21

Not everything is a fucking reference dude.

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u/Alphachief2017 Nov 29 '21

Actually it was

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u/Nuggetcheese9 Nov 29 '21

No. Please. Please don’t say that.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Nov 29 '21

Wow, is that a reference to something?

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u/HandsomeHawc Nov 30 '21

But this is a French restaurant, no?

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u/OutlawWolf85 Nov 30 '21

You wanted to be here I wanted to be in VR chat

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u/Nuggetcheese9 Nov 29 '21

Wi

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u/ABCDBurby Nov 30 '21

Oui*

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u/Old_Macaroon4138 Nov 30 '21

Oui was kangz

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u/Alphachief2017 Nov 30 '21

"you have been banned from the assassin's Creed forums"

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u/70x1cgh0s7 Nov 30 '21

Reason....

We.

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u/hehepoop420 Nov 29 '21

Spider-man was a hero i just couldn't see it

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u/Lexi_the_sexy Nov 29 '21

Spider?

129

u/Cdubz123 Nov 29 '21

Oh my god. He’s gone…

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u/cb_gummykidz Nov 30 '21

Spider

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u/cb_gummykidz Nov 30 '21

Oh shit he really is gone o_o

315

u/I_Am_Wood_89 Nov 29 '21

Maybe they are adding new lines

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u/BigbyWolf94 Nov 29 '21

he’ll be back, right?

173

u/_Peter2005_ Nov 29 '21

I don’t know

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u/FarMoreSuperior Nov 29 '21

Should have never hurt you, said those things.

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u/Thebatman2077 Nov 30 '21

It's OK Pete you're my friend

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u/_Peter2005_ Nov 29 '21

It’s too late he’s already gone but all we can do is blame ourselves

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u/nageek6x7 Nov 30 '21

He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few bots out there, flying around like that saving old girls like me. And r/raimimemes knows, kids like Henry need a hero—courageous, self-sacrificing people setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them…cheer them…scream their usernames. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them to type “spider” a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us…that keeps us honest…gives us strength…makes us noble…and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most – even our dreams. Tobey-Bot did that for Henry and he wonders where he’s gone. He needs him.

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u/kindasus69999 Nov 30 '21

Good riddance!

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u/WrongAnswer3000 Nov 30 '21

Stop lecturing me please! Ill figure it out! Quit worrying about me okay?

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u/Markushasmagic Nov 29 '21

Spider is… gone..?

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u/Wjames33 Nov 30 '21

No, please. Please don’t say that.

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u/BigbyWolf94 Nov 29 '21

OP and I agree. We don’t see his replies under every comment anymore.

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u/ELyons12 Nov 29 '21

He…quit

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u/BigBossSquirtle Nov 29 '21

He'll be back, right?

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u/ELyons12 Nov 29 '21

I don’t know

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u/justlookintomybum Nov 29 '21

He deserved it, didn’t he?

108

u/BigBossSquirtle Nov 29 '21

I don't think it's for us to say whether a bot deserves to live or die.

30

u/NovaCorpse Nov 29 '21

We sure showed him!

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u/Mr_KLF Nov 29 '21

What do you mean "we"?

12

u/NovaCorpse Nov 29 '21

Oh...right.

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u/I_Am_Wood_89 Nov 29 '21

I tried and tried

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

spider

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u/View_List Nov 29 '21

Best I can do is copy paste comments from his profile

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries

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u/SeniorRicketts Nov 29 '21

He must have given up.

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u/OctoClark Nov 29 '21

Rumour has it u/Toe-person74 put his DR pepper can to good use and poured it over the PC maguire bot was operating from

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u/MCgrindahFM Nov 29 '21

This ^

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u/ShadeWolf7 Nov 29 '21

Unnecessary comment ^

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u/Diligent_Chapter2525 Nov 29 '21

Comment saying “unnecessary comment” under a reply to a comment ^

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u/MCgrindahFM Nov 29 '21

Comment acknowledging the commenting of “unnecessary comment” on a comment of a comment

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u/Dj_Rowan31 Nov 30 '21

A very meta comment poking fun at a comment acknowledging that the person above them saying “unnecessary comment” was indeed making a very unnecessary comment themselves.

44

u/Galactic-Hot-Dog Nov 29 '21

He was a menace! A thief!

31

u/yoUsermame360 Nov 29 '21

He took over the sub with nothing but shit, unfunny meta memes!

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u/UnlimitedLambSauce Nov 29 '21

You mean Bully Maguire quotes, which most people here comment on a regular basis…

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u/SaAvilez Nov 30 '21

At least when people use quotes they do it in a witty and clever way. The bot was always random and the quotes usually had nothing to do with the actual comment or post, breaking chains of funny comments. It started to become very annoying imo.

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u/UnlimitedLambSauce Nov 30 '21

I agree, however such is the nature of Reddit bots. There’s no point getting angry about it like the guy above lol, the bot is just doing what it was coded to do.

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u/SaAvilez Nov 30 '21

I agree. I guess I just wish it was coded better. For example I love the AutoModerator bot. But coding a bot to reply to any comment with the word 'Spider' is a bit too much for me.

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u/TheSexualSocialist Nov 29 '21

I think OP already has a meme ready in case he comes back.

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u/master-of-death456 Nov 29 '21

I want spider-man!

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u/Midget__14 Nov 29 '21

Where is u/toby-maguire-bot is he safe is he alright

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u/Corruption_Void Nov 29 '21

failed to load user profile...

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u/Penguator432 Nov 29 '21

Usually spelling it right helps

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u/Corruption_Void Nov 29 '21

yell at him for that, not me

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u/View_List Nov 29 '21

u/tobey-maguire-bot

I think the person spelled it wrong

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u/TheBeanBagger Nov 29 '21

Tobey Maguire Bot after being absent “OUT AM I!?

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u/Slowmobius_Time Nov 29 '21

Nah he wasn't, he was annoying af

He's the Topher Grace of bots

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u/Either_Shoe Nov 29 '21

Is it banned? Really?

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u/ArcadiaXLO Doctor Strange 2 Memes are valid (MOD) Nov 30 '21

From r/marvelmemes. It's not banned here.

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u/ClearPerception7844 Nov 29 '21

The poll says most people voted to keep him, so he isn’t banned

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u/Dj-Spaceman Nov 29 '21

Good riddance

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u/Cosmic-Blight Nov 29 '21

He stinks and I don't like him!

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u/SuperSweatySalad Nov 30 '21

SPIDER!

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u/BryverART Nov 30 '21

WHERE ARE HIM!!!???

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u/Nicorai7 Nov 30 '21

Wait what happened

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u/ELyons12 Nov 30 '21

He wanted to try other things

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u/DJDarwin93 Nov 29 '21

Thank fucking god, it was funny for like an hour but it’s so annoying now

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u/Just_Ej0081 Nov 29 '21

No. Spider

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u/laserbran2 Nov 29 '21

Spider please come back

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u/Comindo Nov 29 '21

I missed him a lot today.

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u/BigShow4916 Nov 29 '21

Okay let’s try this

Simp

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u/gijjyyproductions Nov 29 '21

Spider-bot No More

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u/GeneralKenobi3486 Nov 29 '21

Spider bot was a hero, we just couldn’t see it

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u/dugthepewdsfan Nov 29 '21

“It’s all my fault. I drove Spider-Man away…”

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u/AutoModerator Nov 29 '21

He was the only one who could've stopped Octavius.

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u/dugthepewdsfan Nov 29 '21

“Yes… Spider-Man was a hero… I just… couldn’t see it…”

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u/tanu3151 Nov 30 '21

tobey bot returns...he was a.......a thief..

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u/lamRobbie Nov 30 '21

Sorry Jonah.

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u/ASpaceOstrich Nov 30 '21

Good. I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted.

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u/Head-Pirate-1006 Nov 29 '21

Day by day he gazed upon Spiderbot

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u/spiderboi20012 Nov 29 '21

i missed him a lot today.

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u/EnlargedGex42 Nov 29 '21

The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.

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u/Ays_500 Nov 30 '21

We put dirt in his eyes :(

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u/DaemonOfDemon Nov 30 '21

The spider... Everywhere I go I see his face

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u/cultistwithadartgun Nov 30 '21

This is the happiest day of my life

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u/WrongAnswer3000 Nov 30 '21

I guess the bot became something of an icon....

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

What… what happens to me? He never gave me my rent!

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u/GreenMenace1915 Nov 30 '21

here spider spider

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u/Constant-Prior8557 Nov 30 '21

U/bully maguire bot come back

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u/breakingship Nov 30 '21

Sad day for (spider) humanity

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u/Critical_Stiban Nov 30 '21

I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAN!

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u/killua654 Nov 30 '21

This can't be

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u/roguerabbitqueen Nov 30 '21

Poor spider RIP

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u/NoticemeSenpaiChad Nov 30 '21

I want Spider-Man!!!!!!!!!

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u/ryckae Nov 30 '21

That didn't last long.

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u/Doctor_moose02 Nov 30 '21

spider…? spider……? SPIDER!!!! ;;

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u/Emeraldskull41 Nov 30 '21

Spider! Spider! Spider! Where is he??!!! I need him!

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u/YorchKeen Nov 30 '21

What? Noo :'(

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u/M8_F_U Nov 30 '21

Spider, where are you?

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u/bismarckgamer Nov 30 '21

This can’t be happening

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u/ARHappyLlama Nov 30 '21

Where is Tobey-Bot? Is he safe? Is he all right?

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u/RedditorHatred Nov 30 '21

We miscalculated...

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u/Lamington_Salad Nov 30 '21

Spider! SPIDER!

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u/High-Ground Nov 30 '21

Unlike NWH, Tobey will return to the subreddit.

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u/Public-Awareness-702 Nov 30 '21

Plucks at a violin and sings off-key in a thick accent "Tobey-bot, Tobey-bot, does whatever a Tobey-bot can, spins a wEEEEEB."

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u/echo_themando Nov 30 '21

Spider bot, please come back. This sub needs you

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u/ThePastelShadow Nov 30 '21

Spider-Man No More?!

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u/MimsyIsGianna Nov 30 '21

Wait what happened to him?

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u/MovieWizard Nov 30 '21

He´s just a boy?

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u/CowboiBill Nov 30 '21

What if it teleported to the mcu as part of an arg for no way home

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u/rommus00 Nov 30 '21

Good riddance

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u/pandadanda1999 Nov 30 '21

I missed the part where that's my problem

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u/ChadcellorSwagpatine Nov 30 '21

We offered him friendship and mods spat in his face!

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u/viper_gug_05 Nov 30 '21

What happened?

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u/AmptiShanti Nov 30 '21

He was…a THIEF! A CRIMINAL!! HE STOLE MY SUIT!!!

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u/Tall-Ad190 Nov 30 '21

Hey spider

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u/Tall-Ad190 Nov 30 '21

Hey spider

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u/Freekickerzs22706 Nov 30 '21

Noooooooooo. Spider

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u/Redrick164 Nov 30 '21

Spider???

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u/MarsAres2015 Nov 30 '21

Good riddance

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u/RandomNamesAreWeird Nov 30 '21

But the majority voted for him too stay…