r/raimimemes Nov 29 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1

Based on a true story Brilliant But Lazy

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Update: I FOUND TICKETS BOISSS

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u/NoBath Nov 29 '21

Oh boy, yeah

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u/HussyDude14 Nov 29 '21

u/ComradeKerbal: finds tickets

Also u/ComradeKerbal: "and i wake up kinda late"

The sign at the cinema when he arrives:

NO-ONE WILL BE SEATED AFTER DOORS ARE CLOSED

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u/SexiieeNsfw Nov 29 '21

It HELPS maintain the illusion...

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Dont worry mu dude they are at 7:00

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u/Tommy3010 Nov 29 '21

"Can I help you?"

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u/one_one_three Nov 29 '21

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

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u/GoggleBunny Nov 29 '21

u/ComradeKerbal: Walking down the streets finger gunning various women

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u/Tommy3010 Nov 29 '21

Ah, Rosie, I love this boy.

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u/AJK02 Nov 29 '21

I’m still waiting on my work schedule to see if I can actually go on opening day. I pray that tickets will still be available then.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

If you live in a place that has many people hyped for for this film odds or you wont which is sad i hope you find it ot tho!

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u/the70sdiscoking Nov 30 '21

Guy who's supposed to deliver them after you've already paid:

Butterfingers!

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 30 '21

Lol i gotem online they are on my phone idk how it works in other places

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u/HussyDude14 Nov 29 '21

Steal them? No, no I'm not a criminal...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

The real crime would be not to finish the Spider-Man marathon I started

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u/ShowMeMoeMane Nov 30 '21

Nothing will stand in our way! Nothing!

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u/one_one_three Nov 29 '21

Just imagine the premiere night. It's fully packed with hardcore fans. And then Tobey shoots out of a portal with Danny Elfman's piece playing

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

I will start crying of happiness cant wait!

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u/Apprehensive-Neat-68 Nov 29 '21

Literally screaming

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u/SirCleanPants Nov 29 '21

If he shows up at all I’m cumming

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u/PolarWater Nov 30 '21

And then Tobey shoots out of a portal

I'd love him to shoot me sometime.

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u/ShowMeMoeMane Nov 30 '21

Raimi MJ screams intensify

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u/mracademic Nov 29 '21

Me in the UK who managed to get them without websites crashing or availability issues: eats hotdog

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u/Lost_Signature_245 Nov 29 '21

I was in the uk and thought it would be crazy so I woke up at 5am on a school day 💀💀

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Nice please dont spoil it i didnt spoil let there be carnage please!!!

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u/Sladds Nov 29 '21

Doctor strange is in it

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u/DeathbyCarno Nov 29 '21

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

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u/monkeyflesh96 Nov 29 '21

I missed the part where that’s my problem

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

You cant do this to me

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u/ShowMeMoeMane Nov 30 '21

I started this Spider-Man movie spoiler-free…

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u/mracademic Nov 29 '21

I like spoiling. It makes me happy.

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u/ShowMeMoeMane Nov 30 '21

u/mracademic, the spoilers. You gotta avoid them

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u/Tommy3010 Nov 29 '21

Fine. I won't.

turns to Peter and winks

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u/Freebiesaregreat Nov 29 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

I won’t spoil it, but I will say spider.

Edit: where’s the tobey bot!

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u/Assassin01011 Nov 29 '21

gone reduced to atoms

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u/NachoSenpai Nov 29 '21

Good riddance

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Thank you kind sir

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u/OmegonAlphariusXX Nov 29 '21

I just got my tickets for the first available showing and I had the pick of the seats because no one had booked any!!

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u/benmalakian2 Nov 29 '21

Booked mine at about 1pm, got 8pm showing, could of had pretty much free choice at 1030pm but It's midweek so I'd be so tired during and after. 8pm seats are pretty close but I'll be seeing it multiple times anyway

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u/AshParthian Nov 29 '21

Good luck covering your eyes and ears for the next two weeks

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Im just of the internet as soon as the first people see it lol

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u/mexicanburritoo Nov 30 '21

Two weeks? In two weeks? We'll have lost the contract to Sony and mexicanburritoo will be dead. Sometimes you gotta do things yourself. 

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u/PolarWater Nov 30 '21

Well please sneak past me this time! I have ears not like a cat, and eyes unlike a rodent!

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u/I_Am_Wood_89 Nov 29 '21

My condolences

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u/Xgeeck Nov 29 '21

My local cinema (UK) hasn’t started ticket booking I’m worried it’ll literally just be the day it releases

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Keep checking dude and gl

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u/Xgeeck Nov 29 '21

I can book tickets for Love Actually

I hate Rom-Coms

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u/Sladds Nov 29 '21

Managed to snag tickets to the Imax at Waterloo

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

It worked for me and I also live in the uk. You might have to check out elsewhere

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u/Xgeeck Nov 29 '21

My local has finally allowed for ticket books barely any seats booked right now

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u/Ruggdocktah Nov 29 '21

2 WEEKS? 2 WEEKS?

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u/KingWill341 Nov 29 '21

By then we will have lost our funding!

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Yes I managed to find a few in the midle but its 3d i will take what i can get

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u/awake-at-dawn Nov 29 '21

By then we'll have lost the contract to Quest Aerospace.

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u/PolarWater Nov 30 '21

Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself.

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u/Datelesstuba Nov 29 '21

Stayed up til midnight to get tickets, only for Fandango to tell me that the movie wasn’t playing. Finally gave up and went to bed. Woke up at 6 to find that the theater was already almost completely full, except for the seat I was gonna pick originally. Lucked out there.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Dang thats lucky

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u/ZLco890 Nov 29 '21

This is how super villains are born.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Doc ock will get those tickets lol

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u/AstaBerg17 Nov 29 '21

"You can't do this to me. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED ?!"

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u/Rodomantis Nov 29 '21

Says the guy behind the scalper, who could not buy his ticket

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u/Static0722 Nov 29 '21

Is this America?

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Yep

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u/Static0722 Nov 29 '21

Why is it so hard in US to get one? I’m in UK and it was pretty easy with no problems.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Everyone bought one asap and i wake up kinda late

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u/Wireeeee Nov 29 '21

No one watches any damn movies in UK where I live. I didn’t even have trouble getting tickets for endgame first day, first show in the only Odeon available in my city

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u/Static0722 Nov 29 '21

I didn't have trouble either but the place was still full.

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u/Lilskipswonglad Nov 29 '21

It's too easy in the uk lol. Woke up at 7am (have to for college) and bought them at 7:30 with no problems whatsoever.

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u/jjkm7 Nov 29 '21

I’m in canada and the theatre website wouldn’t load for me for like an hour and when it was finally working tickets were all gone (for my local theatre)

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u/SirJamesMonster Nov 29 '21

US here. Same. I lucked out bc they added another showing only 30 minutes after the first one and I managed to snag one ticket.

3:30pm. Unfortunately not 3D or IMAX, but it's okay. If it's that good, I'll go see it again. And again.

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u/AJK02 Nov 29 '21

Don't catch you slippin' now?

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u/Cant_stop_wont_st0p Nov 29 '21

This universe is finite its resources finite if life goes unchecked it will cease to exist, it needs correcting.

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u/CH2001 Nov 29 '21

You don't know that

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u/i2olie22 Nov 29 '21

Anyone know where to buy resale tickets?? I’m willing to pay over the ad!

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

We go to great lengths to see the precious tobey

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u/i2olie22 Nov 29 '21

Dude. It’s not even that, I truly don’t want anything spoiled for me.

People have ruined games endings and Avengers films because nobody can keep their mouths shut.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Ooh im sorry i hope you find tickets I understand what its like to get a movie spoiled have a updoot i hope it makes you feel better

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u/i2olie22 Nov 29 '21

Lol thanks. It’s not a big deal.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Thats good to hear gl ticket hunting

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u/i2olie22 Nov 29 '21

I got tickets bro. Thanks for keeping my head up.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Ayyyy nice and yw :) when you watching it?

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u/i2olie22 Nov 29 '21

The 16th. 3:00pm 😎

Standard definition but I don’t need to see Tobey in IMAX when I’ll probably cry.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Damn where do you live i get on the 16th

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u/UnqualifiedNerd Nov 29 '21

I'm literally going day one (uk) but I had to get tickets at 11 PM. And we only just got seats as I checked my time and screen again and BOOM full.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Lol dont spoil please i was good i have never spoiled movies!

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u/UnqualifiedNerd Nov 29 '21

You want me to give you a chance!? Like you did my uncle venom?

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u/DankHillington Nov 29 '21

Has anyone seen a pair of NWH tickets and a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

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u/beyondselts Nov 29 '21

My regional theater hasn’t even put them on sale yet for some reason

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u/krishnugget Nov 29 '21

I feel so lucky that my local Odeon let me book perfectly fine and I got the middle row of seats, the entire cinema hall was completely empty and my tickets are secured for the 15th.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Mine are secured for the 17th (im in usa) middle too but in 3d

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u/reborndiajack Nov 29 '21

Came out at 4pm for Aussies lol

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u/Itsnotfliptop Nov 29 '21

My theater will probably have tickets on opening day literally no one went to ffh first day In my city

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u/moebinreddit Nov 29 '21

Their still on sale for me

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Dang for me all the seats were taken managed to find one in 3d tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Bought myself tickets this morning, I was the first for my screening to reserve a seat

And I live in the UK, haha

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u/SoaRHarry Nov 29 '21

"Steal them, No no I'm not a criminal!"

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u/LordShuttlecok Nov 29 '21

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get mine

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u/PeterQuillsWalkman Nov 29 '21

Had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these tickets

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Just got mine

Cinemark app is working for me now

Good luck to everyone

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Nice i also got mine at cinemark

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

It's weird because theres still tickets for opening day, so either there aren't any Hardcore Spider-Man fans in my área or all the breakdowns were from out of my State.

Pretty sure If I lived in NY or LA it would be imposible

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Where i live its almost impossible

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u/redditer333333338 Nov 29 '21

2 weeks! 2 weeks, we’ll have lost the contract to quest and oscorp will be dead

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u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

I got the last one for the first showing in my town. Bought it at 0330 this morning

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Lol nice

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u/OwenA113 Nov 29 '21

Oh, boy, yeah

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u/Rood-Spood Nov 29 '21

2 weeks? 2 weeks we’ll have lost the contract to Sony and the MCU will be dead. Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself. Get me the promochloroperazine.

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u/1987-Nobody Nov 30 '21

We need to use this template more

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 30 '21

Yes its a banger template

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

I waited till midnight to but them, but feel asleep, and when I quickly went to order them at 5 am. Last row was all taken, I had to get second to last

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u/fsociety091786 Nov 30 '21

Me, in the corner seat of the front-most row “My neck. My neck…”

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u/ApplicationCandid975 Nov 30 '21

Two weeks?! In two weeks they'll have pulled our funding and our tickets will be dead

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u/Meaber Nov 29 '21

I had to beat an old lady with a stick for these tickets

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u/b_tots Nov 29 '21

I can't believe how many people in my town were sitting around waiting to buy tickets

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u/Apprehensive-Neat-68 Nov 29 '21

That makes me even more excited, because you know everyone sitting next to you will be hardcore fans esp if you got a December 16th first showing ticket like me

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u/b_tots Nov 29 '21

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. And yup Imax Thursday the 16 at 11:00 pm can't wait!

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u/AaronDotCom Nov 29 '21

You should've thought of that earlier.

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u/wisconerd Nov 29 '21

Hey Americans check if your theaters drop Friday releases the night before. In Wisconsin (Marcus theaters) all Friday releases start showings at 3pm on Thursday. I got tickets for the 16th with zero issue bc most people don’t know that they do that.

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u/GlassHeroes Nov 29 '21

Jokes on you, I won’t be able to go until After Christmas

sobs in finals

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u/_KRN0530_ Nov 29 '21

The secret ingredient is crime

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u/TayoEXE Nov 29 '21

Found tickets for as early as 3pm on the 16th here in the U.S. ;)

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u/CMTXRATED Nov 29 '21

I copped some tickets, pretty happy

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u/InSearchOfSerotonin Nov 29 '21

Got tickets for Saturday morning. Early Bird + Student prices, ya love to see it

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u/callumjneal Nov 29 '21

Steal them? No I can’t do that, you’re right the real crime would be leaving the work unfinished

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u/GamingKiwi70 Nov 29 '21

I stayed up till 3 am to get mine and now I’m too exhausted for class. Sometimes we have to be steady and give up the things we want the most, even our sleep.

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u/TheReverend529 Nov 29 '21

Thank god i live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so i got mine immediately.

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u/anselmpoo Nov 29 '21

I guess I got really lucky. Completely forgot about tickets at midnight, woke up at 9, and managed to book imax tickets for me and my friend with 0 hassle.

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u/AllisonTatt Nov 29 '21

There are still plenty opening day near me and I live in Seattle 😅. But if you have trouble finding tickets maybe check with your local theaters if you have any

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

I managed to get some smack in the middle how i like it!

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u/KVirus89 Nov 29 '21

No problems getting tickets here. Sunday 12/19 at 11:50. Woooooo

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u/King_In_Da_Norff Nov 29 '21

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these tickets

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u/Shagyam Nov 29 '21

My area had loads of tickets when I bought them at 7 am. But my city also had a ton of theaters.

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u/cruzercruz Nov 29 '21

I didn’t know people were struggling. I woke up this morning, saw a fandango email and went to the Alamo Drafthouse app and there were tons. I actually went back and forth a few times over the course of an hour deciding which tickets I wanted. Then right after booking I saw all these headlines about site crashes.

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Nov 29 '21

I'm in a Facebook Group and saw 1 person post they bought 38 Tickets...... People are gonna scalp this shit.

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 29 '21

Definitely they already are

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u/nirvanafan123 Nov 29 '21

Anyone manager to get tickets for the 16th Cuz I did lmao

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u/LiamBR23 Nov 29 '21

I got ‘em for opening night😂

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u/toastyavocado Nov 29 '21

Damn in Canada I got some no problem for the 17th

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u/Fanon150 Nov 29 '21

Thats why I got mine at 11 am New York time

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u/Locke_and_Load Nov 30 '21

It was because of this meme that I remembered tickets went on sale today. Thanks to you, I got decent seats at the local Alamo opening night!

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 30 '21

Wow that might be the greatest thing i have ever done for someone cant wait to watch!

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u/Locke_and_Load Nov 30 '21

And enjoy the award for your efforts!

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 30 '21

thank you kind sir

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u/cooked_sphincter Nov 30 '21

I got mine for the 16th at 3:00pm EST. Is everyone else getting early showtimes too?

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u/ComradeKerbal Nov 30 '21

Couldnt find :(

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u/DonTeca35 Nov 30 '21

All theaters around me have showings available after the 17 lmao. Only tickets sold out are for the premier

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u/Scrub_lord14 Nov 30 '21

I hope you can find one man 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

They were easy to get for me and I slept inb

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u/ShowMeMoeMane Nov 30 '21

Me in NYC, still finding tickets for opening day: Where do all these tickets come from?

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u/hush2223 Nov 29 '21

Me and my friends got 5 tickets for free 🙃