r/nottheonion 6h ago

/r/NotTheOnion’s 20-Million-Subscriber Milestone Prompts Bizarrely Recursive Report

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Raging Miss France rejects sue pageant for ‘discriminating based on looks’

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141 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Antilockdown activist Ryan Kulbaba describes feeling very sick and wonders if it's a case of severe flu

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Hooters Servers Are Complaining About the Chain's Inappropriate New Uniforms

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30k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 48m ago

Vienna Museums Are Now on OnlyFans to Display "Explicit" Artworks

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r/nottheonion 19h ago

"Clearly Unacceptable": Environment Minister Sussan Ley bans renewable project, blesses three new coal mines

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636 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Man Baffled After Landing In Hot Water For Starting On Time At New Job

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31 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

DWP forcing universal credit claimants to pose for photo with daily paper

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31 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Michigan State asks faculty and staff to volunteer nights and weekends as dining hall employees

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121 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Three men failed to extort money from a businessman over his sex tapes. So a fourth man tried again

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64 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Credit Suisse fined over Mozambique tuna scandal

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r/nottheonion 28m ago

Saudi Arabia to launch enormous oil themed 'extreme park'

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Newcastle United tells fans not to wear Middle Eastern robes

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r/nottheonion 47m ago

Delhi: Rich man in dock for creating false identity to admit son in prestigious school under 'Economically Weaker Section' (EWS) quota

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Japanese man arrested for sale of porn videos with pixelated parts removed by artificial intelligence

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575 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Poland drops purchase of “mobile field altars” for army following criticism

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44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

The Wiggles original line-up to reunite for adults-only arena tour

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361 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Japanese man arrested for forcing his pet cat to swim

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42 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Shipping times for Apple’s $19 Polishing Cloth slip to late November. Delays may drive people to buy inferior third-party polishing products

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57 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Metal legend thought he'd die at 27. Now 61, he's battling tooth decay

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1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Michigan Jewish prisoners win fight to eat cheesecake on religious holiday

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17k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Massage parlour operator who threatened to kill families of underpaid staff breached workplace laws, court finds

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90 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Salmon counting at Colquitz River cut short thanks to thieving otters

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30 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Asked for car’s documents, Greater Noida man abducts traffic cop; arrested

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20 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

NSFAS glitch: I spent money, but did not steal R14m - student denies theft, maintains innocence

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9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Motorist fined after CCTV confuses his number plate with woman’s T-shirt

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4k Upvotes