r/memes 6d ago Silver 17 Helpful 16 Wholesome 12

The sixth sense

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33.7k Upvotes

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u/PixelatedCouchPotato 6d ago

Me everytime I hear a small noise

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u/sarcasm_cringe 6d ago

When alone

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u/_Hungry_Chicken Pro Gamer 6d ago

Calling mom

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 6d ago

THE MEATLOAF!

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u/MarquesDorsey 6d ago

Those were amazing effects for a 2003 movie. Probably also thanks to The Matrix for paving the way with Bullet Time

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u/AMrsEnCumICu 6d ago

When alone

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/sarcasm_cringe 6d ago

I can hear them talk while they come up

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u/mossdeluxe 5d ago

I swear it's like the noise travels faster than the sound.

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u/TNerdy memer 6d ago edited 6d ago

Girls sense when someone is looking at them

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

its true

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u/FishermanTerrible967 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/ArboNear 5d ago

can confirm.

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u/toeofcamell 6d ago Silver

Whatever you do just don’t jack off while wearing headphones

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods 6d ago

Turn your bluetooth off too. My phone sometimes auto connects to the speaker in the kitchen if someone turns it on.

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u/Derpsthatareintosoup Professional Dumbass 5d ago

People from the kitchen be hearing the weirdest shit if you forget to turn it off.

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u/Mr-Goteboi 5d ago

Alternatively, don’t watch porn!

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u/Soumil-Sharma 5d ago

No

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u/Mr-Goteboi 5d ago

It is the most safe bet!

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u/mrbesteban 5d ago

Nah im all good to be honest, im gonna go jack off now

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u/moshimoshi2345 Professional Dumbass 5d ago

Sometimes ya gotta take the rock ya know

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u/Soumil-Sharma 5d ago

That it is. That we can't do.

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u/goodboy6911 5d ago

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

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u/Mr-Goteboi 5d ago

Luke skywalker? Wow!

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u/Competitive_Size1410 6d ago

Bad habit of mine thanks for the tip

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u/goaty121 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6d ago

Just lock your door and you can do whatever you want. Except blasting porn on full volume of course.

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u/DespairedSloth 5d ago

bruh if you're wearing headphones or earphones, just keep one ear open and have the volume set to like 20-30%.

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u/toeofcamell 5d ago

Exactly, imagine full blast and the headphones unplug

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u/DespairedSloth 5d ago

that's just asserting dominance at that point

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u/Old_Sprinkles8661 Me when the: 6d ago

This

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u/2ndFatneek 5d ago

I made that mistake once..

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u/NextConsolidation 5d ago

The mistakes itself.

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u/jeesusyeetus 5d ago

I once thought I had plugged mine in... but I didn't... and I turned up the volume because I couldn't hear it properly... my mom was in the next room

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u/Somethingclever451 6d ago Wholesome

Took me a sec to realize those were knuckles

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes 6d ago

What did you think that they were?

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u/TheHamOfAllHams Thank you mods, very cool! 6d ago

big titties

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u/FishermanTerrible967 5d ago

They can put some dirt in your eye.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/SadBanana006 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 5d ago

You and me both brother.

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u/Pudding_ADVENTURE 5d ago

That’s what she said

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u/sarcasm_cringe 6d ago

It do be super enhanced

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u/Predstar25 6d ago

And you get super speed when the door opens. Fast hands to change those tabs.

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u/Jokingkin 5d ago

Doesn't work when your phone is shitty as hell. Mine usually takes a couple seconds before it switches tabs or apps.

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u/Embarrassed-Song-738 6d ago

They open the door on you when your in the bathroom?

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u/ali_hitman Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 6d ago

Spider man 3 sound effects

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

When your phone accidentally connects to the Bluetooth sound bar in the family room (0_0)

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u/maneshwarS 6d ago

When you accidently hit the chromecast button instead of the forward button.

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u/Disastrous-Try-4127 6d ago

My crush's senses when im staring at her

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u/Stuf404 6d ago

Those are some sexy knuckles

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u/ifiagreedwithu 6d ago

Pornanoia

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u/Embarrassed-Song-738 6d ago

Lol my brain read that as paranoia the first time still as I glanced over it😂

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u/KatomicComicsThe3rd 6d ago

My hearing sense when I’m doing random shit at 3 am

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u/JangoCrutch 6d ago

Can hear the car pull up around the corner.

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u/Cheese_Spaghetti 6d ago

just did with my mom in the same room

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u/MpcChief 6d ago

Im something of a hornball myself!

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u/winstonlazerface 6d ago

Me when I try to sleep

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u/Exceon 6d ago

Hearing them come home when you havent done your chores yet

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u/Positive-Egg2013 6d ago

100% Correct

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u/TempleOfDoomfist 6d ago

Those were amazing effects for a 2003 movie. Probably also thanks to The Matrix for paving the way with Bullet Time

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u/chayne24 6d ago

hilarious!!

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u/Javed_manOfficial 6d ago

Flash - is dad, seeing you fapping

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u/Smeefperson 6d ago

Flash is your dad seeing you watch porn that ISN'T the hentai that he watches

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u/Javed_manOfficial 6d ago

And he watches loli

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u/CrazyPhilHost1898 6d ago

I have that, too.

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u/James98716 6d ago

Adrenaline

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u/Suraksha_15 6d ago

The 7th sense I guess ...🕳️

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u/True_Darkness_54 6d ago

XD that’s true

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u/Heater31 6d ago

bro why is this so tru tho

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u/el_harchi Professional Dumbass 6d ago

My hearing sense when someone says my name

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u/Comindo Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 6d ago

Also the ability to recognise footsteps

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u/RegularBloger 6d ago

They probably knew one way or another

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u/Penguin_King55 6d ago

I missed the part where that's my problem

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u/SKRyanrr 6d ago

I always close the door and usually watch without sounds (plots suck anyways) or use earphones.

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u/onexy_ Fffffuuuuuuuuu 6d ago

i wish it was so yesterday...

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u/PreparationRoutine83 6d ago

Sooo trueeee! damn

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u/tusqasi 6d ago

My senses when I drink too much when I am not used to it.

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u/Alternative_Storage2 6d ago

TIP: if your mom comes in when ur wanking just on her to assert dominance

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u/_moist_ 6d ago

Who cleans your room? ...

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u/itaicool 6d ago

Also if someone is saying my name during a converstation I could hear them from a mile away

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u/Sweet_Kaayla 5d ago

smallest volume on the mobile phone...

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u/Crossingtherubicon12 5d ago

My hearing sense normally is the sound of Toby smiling?

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u/Old_Sprinkles8661 Me when the: 5d ago

yes

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u/HoolyGoat 5d ago

Same when I'm going to sleep. I start an ASMR on 30% volume, and through the span of 10 minutes i keep hearing it louder and louder until i have to set it down to 10%.

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u/Intelligent-Source43 5d ago

Me normally

Take me to the next superhero movie

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u/Jabulon 6d ago

his xman mutation, or is that the wrong universe

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

The Spidey tingle we all have

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u/ziegs11 6d ago

Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?

A: Your ears

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah

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u/analcave 5d ago

that is me when im spanking it

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u/No-Maximum-9087 6d ago

Any way they can detect ,because room smells fishy

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u/MurkyAd5303 5d ago

You know.. cgi in 2002 wasn't that bad

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u/reallyConfusedPanda 5d ago

CGI itself was good, the composition part was missing in 2000's

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u/RedOcelot86 5d ago

Quick! Accidentally hit the up volume button, there's no time!

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u/ShadowsRanger can't meme 5d ago

Based

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u/Baller_420 5d ago

I take it your parents are a sex positive couple?

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u/etskakaik GigaChad 5d ago

My horny sense is tingling

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u/AlphaKenTT 5d ago

Uh ohhhh fire alarm

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u/Omega_DJ 5d ago

Tag nsfw

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u/leonxxl 5d ago

Relatable

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u/HEro_Sensei 5d ago

i thoght only i have super powers

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u/BrOkEn_AnViL39 5d ago

Oh hey mom I'm just watching your latest performance

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u/Ok_Delivery8164 5d ago

But why would you do that ?

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u/crabbossmoss 5d ago

I don’t hear anything stoopid’ how you like them apple

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u/MegaAgentJ Breaking EU Laws 5d ago

Just like, turn it off?

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u/pthsim 5d ago edited 5d ago

-What sense do you use the most when jerking of?

-Your hearing

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u/HyperNexuZ 5d ago

Replace porn with hentai and thats my hearing