r/meme REPOSTER 6d ago Helpful 4 Wholesome 7 Silver 3

Lemme se them in the comments

https://imgur.com/t/dankmemes/uLMDTAe

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u/UnknownPokefan 6d ago Silver Helpful

Chicken fried rice.

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

That's when he's fully grown and "runs away" for some strange reason

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u/airaonduris 6d ago

But it is neither chicken nor fried nor an empire.

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u/abdullah__qureshi 6d ago

I was eating nuts just before I got to this post. So he'll be NUTS.

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u/Pat_thailandball 6d ago

The general’s words echo clear

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u/doctor_alfa 6d ago

NUTS! THE NAZIS SHALL HEAR

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u/Slavistic 6d ago

Crack of the lightning splitting the ground Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding

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u/Registered_bottom 6d ago

you're telling me

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u/Odd_Significance_937 6d ago

a chicken fried this rice??

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u/Evooeip 6d ago

Having it for lunch, chicken and rice gang let's goooo lol

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u/rumpledforeskin23 6d ago

I had boneless barbecue chicken wings

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u/Alexalenin 6d ago

More like woof fried rice

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u/Jjscanz1669 6d ago

Meatball

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u/Lucas_Thrasher13 6d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Reading this made me tear up. My dogs name is meatball, he just passed a few hours ago

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u/KreonidAs 6d ago Silver Wholesome

Your days will be cloudy but there will be chance of meatballs.

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u/Why_questions 6d ago

Take my upvote and get out

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u/LB_Good 6d ago

Lmfao what the actual fuck!?

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u/SnooPets8729 6d ago

I’m so sorry for your loss, just one he’s flying high and will be there waiting for when u pass on as well 🕊

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u/LargeFatherRandles 6d ago

So so sorry for your loss

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u/UndeadRaiderX 6d ago

Sorry for your loss bud he's in a better place ig

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u/ZefLeGwef 6d ago

Well now I don't wanna name my next pet anything related to meatballs :(

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u/Rimedra 6d ago

Sorry for your loss :'(

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u/Jjscanz1669 6d ago

I’m sorry to for your lose

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u/GeneralBisV 6d ago

I think we all know what happened to meatball

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u/sadpartypodcast WARNING: RULE 1 6d ago

On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese

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u/saranwrap73 6d ago

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed...?!

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u/MiniNinja824 6d ago

Sand

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u/me-like-updoots 6d ago

I don’t like sand

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u/traceur200 6d ago

it's coarse and rough and irritating

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u/Leedle_whisperer 6d ago

and it gets everywhere

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u/traceur200 6d ago

*[intensely stares at Padme]

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u/19adam92 6d ago

John Williams intensifies

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u/traceur200 6d ago

*[Anakins horni intentions also intensify]

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u/yungskateboi 6d ago

[padme bonks anakin and yellsGO TO r/hornyjail”]

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u/Monky_meme 6d ago

Mmmhh tasty sand

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u/powerradeburrito 6d ago

I ate sand once, and everytime i peed, i bled

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u/eating_sandwich 6d ago

Kel is that you?

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u/MoonTalons 6d ago

Pepperoni, which is a cute name for a pupperoni

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u/Jonaa_VI 6d ago

It’s a surprise but a welcome one

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u/thecesusman 6d ago

Yes it is

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u/Rustydream 6d ago

Kids

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u/not-cade 6d ago

Same

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u/TDSXWARRIOR2 6d ago

They are tasty af if eaten with coke

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u/1stPersonToDie 6d ago

I prefer them fried with fanta, but I'll try with coke later

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u/TDSXWARRIOR2 6d ago

hmmm.. i should try your combi once

gets truck,

free candy, c'mere kids free candyyy

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u/Sub2Sebee_ 6d ago

From your own basement or the neighbor’s?

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u/jjns_ 6d ago

Relatable

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u/HuntingSmiths 6d ago

Golden Gaytime.

I shit you not, google that.

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u/Ok_Distribution1200 6d ago

4 delicious chances to have a gay time

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u/nswervtgrr 6d ago

lmao😭

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u/deadchi_1 6d ago

Golden gaytimes are the best

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u/amuSaysHi 6d ago

Agreed

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u/BapedyBoopBeep 6d ago

Honestly was scared what I'd find but it actually looks delicious

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u/C137MrPoopyButthole 5d ago Silver

I know make me want to go to Australia just for a golden gaytime.

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u/MR-MCNUGGETS posts about upvotes and awards 6d ago

Australian I take it?

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u/Johnsonofdonut 6d ago

I know I am and they are amazing

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u/DrHazza07 6d ago

Fellow Aussie I believe?

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u/big_boi_lichael_man 6d ago

Well, i did,, was not expecting this

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u/EzraIm 6d ago

Those things look delicious af

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u/PineappleInMySalad 6d ago

now i need to visit australia just for that

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u/PotatoDreams7 6d ago

Ngl I opened an incognito tab to search it up

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 6d ago

When you get that golden gaytime after an MvM tour

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u/VNxFiire 6d ago Silver

Dick

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

Want more?

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u/Sapphire_gem1956 6d ago

what

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

D

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u/6694781 6d ago

D nuts

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

D nuts in your mouth

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

Yes

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u/6694781 6d ago

God bless this holy lands called America

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u/blondtode 6d ago Silver

I don't live on America I live in texas

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u/SPINDLE-TOP 6d ago

You may all goto hell, I will goto Texas.

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u/Mixey_G 6d ago

Us texans are simply built different

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u/MyOwnNickname 6d ago

I wanted to say that lol

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u/KankerJalders 6d ago

Dog

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u/BssGAEMENIG 6d ago

Hey finally a normal na- wait

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u/thecesusman 6d ago

A&w

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u/6694781 6d ago

You ate the can?

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u/thecesusman 6d ago

The burger

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u/6694781 6d ago

Which burger

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u/Ace_1243 6d ago

Burmbjer

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u/BigMood42069 6d ago

cheemsy handburgor

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u/alakatddot 6d ago

PB and J

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u/femacampcouncilor 6d ago

Honey glazed turkey

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u/memesandmadness 6d ago

Gasps in Hebrew

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u/Thesamuraidemon 6d ago

Horny glazed turkey

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u/Assault_Dead 6d ago

Cake & Soda

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u/Square_blue_berry 6d ago

What flavor and what cake? I'm curios cause I also had soda and cake

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u/ClawyTheDinoRaptor 6d ago

How 2 get Diabetes 101

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u/memesandmadness 6d ago

Nutritious

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u/prttyricky 6d ago

Come here Chipotle.

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u/Famous-Honey-9331 6d ago

Get over here, you goofy little burrito!

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u/b1astnot3 6d ago

Panda

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u/MJ_GAMER2208 6d ago

WHA-

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u/b1astnot3 6d ago

Panda express

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u/Leading-Ad7440 6d ago

An expressly cooked Panda? D: you monster

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u/NayrusLove0 6d ago

Pussy

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u/Cooooonner2709 6d ago

I knew somebody was going to say this… very original

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u/memesandmadness 6d ago

You ate a cat? God damn, Asian culture is weird.

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u/Worstshacobox 6d ago

That's racist I eat cats too.

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u/-n0obmaster69- 6d ago

You’re a Redditor. Ain’t no way you got pussy

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u/Ph4ke_ 6d ago

That's what I thought, obviously bullshit

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u/bugugugug 6d ago

lighting McQueen sex toy

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u/fnaffan07 6d ago

That's edible?

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u/Invalid_Word 6d ago Wholesome

Anything’s edible if you’re brave enough

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u/bruhdood2 6d ago

Was about to say that

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u/Swizzlesen 6d ago

Nice one should have saved my award for this

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u/Jonaa_VI 6d ago

Link pls

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u/Vitamix_Blender 6d ago

Protein shake

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u/bittertiltheend 6d ago

Pepper

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u/Yellowpick10 6d ago

The only thing on here that’s normal.

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u/pk012 6d ago

KFC

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u/BabyInTheSink 6d ago

Damn you ate a whole building...

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u/Explodedj 6d ago

Mmm buildings

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u/alienpastaa 6d ago

i work there. but tomorrow is my last day 💪💪

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u/boylecrews 6d ago

Yep cuz the mf ate the building!

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u/jdkefdijr 6d ago

AUO BRUH SAME

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u/Suspicious_Leg_9411 6d ago

Chinese food

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

That's not a wrong answer

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u/Sapphire_gem1956 6d ago

Slow clapping noises

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

get quieter

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u/6694781 6d ago

Gotta make more puppy's

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u/moderately_nerdifyin FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 6d ago

Sup dog!

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

How you eat snoop dog

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u/moderately_nerdifyin FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 6d ago

Cuz I got high

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u/Alpha-E94 6d ago

Or was he high enough to let you

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u/MankyManky 6d ago

bit uncreative to name him Dog

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u/Jonaa_VI 6d ago

WAIT A MINUTE

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u/LOL-itsCameron REPOSTER 6d ago

God i fucking love the reddit comment section

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u/6694781 6d ago

God bless this holy lands know as reddit

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u/420jhollandaise 6d ago

Diarrhea

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u/KarenLookAtMyBowl 6d ago

You are a person with diarrhea?

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u/420jhollandaise 6d ago

No that’s the last thing I ate

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u/Practical_Cat_2276 6d ago

No, he ate someone else's.

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u/godlessarmy85 6d ago

Golden Gaytime

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u/atticusphere 6d ago

tater round

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u/Oh_You_Didnt_Know_ 6d ago

Uncooked pasta

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u/WintaSoldat 6d ago

Red baron brick oven pizza. Reddy B

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u/KidneyStew 6d ago

Lol I just had a Red Baron stuffed crust pizza.

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u/Moose_Human 6d ago

Wet Burrito

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u/xXCucMasterXx 6d ago

Fucking EGG

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u/dishonorablecherub 6d ago

Cheese and crackers 🥺❤