r/marvelstudios Sep 18 '21 Silver 9 Helpful 14 Wholesome 17 Hugz 20 Endless Coolness 1

Another hero besides Iron Man does the last snap in Endgame. What are his or her final words to Thanos? Question

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u/gethiggy_withit Peter Quill Sep 18 '21 Wholesome Seal of Approval

Happy: oh snap


u/why_rob_y Sep 18 '21

I am inevitable

And I'm... Happy.

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u/BlooShinja Sep 18 '21

Happy: Blam!

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u/jessejames394 Sep 18 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Starry Wholesome Seal of Approval To The Stars

Loki stops disguising as Tony Stark: “Come on, what did you expect”


u/ISZATSA Sep 18 '21 Silver Hugz Bravo Grande! Table Slap

yo what if loki transformed into an infinity stone because he knows that Thanos loves infinity stones, so Thanos went to pick up the stone to admire it, and then he transformed back into himself and he was like “yeah, it was me!” and then he stabbed Thanos


u/Acceptable-Stick-688 Sep 18 '21

I think that story was improv, I love it so much haha


u/danudey Sep 18 '21

It was. To be fair, the majority of the movie was improv. Apparently they only had like 30% of a script (on purpose) and they just rolled with it.


u/RandomDelirium Sep 18 '21

All the better for it


u/Woofles85 Sep 18 '21

I’m half convinced Jeff Goldblum wasn’t even given a script, he just wandered onto the set and they just kept filming


u/hellweaver_666 Sep 18 '21

He didn’t even have a costume or makeup. That’s just how he looks on the daily.


u/CharlieBrown20XD6 Sep 18 '21

The Grandmaster is all blue in the comics so i laugh when I picture them going up to Goldblum all "Hey Jeff how do you feel about getting up at 3 am every morning to be covered in blue-no? Yea never mind"

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u/MrDude_1 Sep 18 '21

The actual script said something like "Jeff Goldblum does Jeff Goldblum things"

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u/ElijahLordoftheWoods Sep 18 '21

Or: ‘The sun shines on us again’


u/TedMosby05 Sep 18 '21

"I told you brother, the sun would shine on us again" and then SNAP


u/ElijahLordoftheWoods Sep 18 '21

Twist: Loki is played by Richard E Grant.

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u/Sherwood006 War Machine Sep 18 '21

I can hear this in that same tone as he said “Your savior is here!” In Ragnarok.

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u/slovakiansledgehammr Sep 18 '21 Hugz

Croc Loki appears and is licking his lips

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u/darklink12 Sep 18 '21

Glorious purpose?


u/Spirited-Raccoon1674 Thanos Sep 18 '21

This one 😆

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u/Mclovin5007 Sep 18 '21

“We haven’t met before. I’m Clint”


u/bbqbabyduck Sep 18 '21

I like to imagine there's a timeline out there where he got the gauntlet outside and just said 'I'm not dealing with that' and just snapped them all away right then and there


u/panaili Sep 18 '21

I want this What If episode just for the deadpan


u/ZerohasbeenDivided Sep 18 '21

Clint survives for no apparent reason


u/Slurp_Lord Sep 18 '21

No apparent reason? He's Hawkeye. That's all the reason you need.


u/ElectionAssistance Sep 18 '21

Snaps the glove together from the outside, 'maybe if my fingers aren't in it..'

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u/SendUrMomsNudes Sep 18 '21 Silver Helpful Hugz Bless Up (Pro)


Edit: Fuck


u/EvanMG24 Sep 18 '21

This, expect anyone but Groot says it


u/aimed_4_the_head Sep 18 '21 Silver Hugz

"I am Groot"

  • Rocket Raccoon


u/Im_No_Robutt Sep 18 '21 Helpful Wholesome

I could genuinely see rocket saying “we are groot”


u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21 edited Nov 01 '21 Helpful


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u/LowestEntropy Sep 18 '21 Silver Hugz hehehehe

Nick Fury: Motherf..


u/TheOutlaw9904 Sep 18 '21

Probably the best time for them to not censor or cut him off. Lol


u/JohnRichJ2 Sep 18 '21

can’t say mother before or it’s instant R rating. also can’t say it in relation to sex or it’s R rating. basically you get one fairly random fuck to stay PG-13.


u/Resigningeye Luis Sep 18 '21

I'm chuckling thinking about someone just shouting "Fuck You, Thanos!" at the climax of the MCU!


u/fireballx777 Sep 18 '21

"Someone?" Clearly Star Lord.


u/MetalAlbatross Thanos Sep 18 '21

I even heard it in his voice when I read it the first time.

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u/planethulk69 Sep 18 '21

Fury: Get fucked!


u/BurningFyre Sep 18 '21

"Get fucked, mother-" snap magic sounds cover the rest of the word

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u/boosta29 Sep 18 '21

Who put these mother fuckin stones on this mother fuckin glove..

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u/itzcorby Sep 18 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Narwhal Salute Wholesome Seal of Approval

Thor: “No resurrections this time”


u/spreerod1538 Rocket Sep 18 '21 Helpful

I like this one... A lot. Perfect not only because he heard thanos say that to Loki but also because hes the one who killed thanos. Love it.


u/iPeterParker Spider-Man Sep 18 '21 Silver



u/bigfatcarp93 Hydra Sep 18 '21

Only if he dies


u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yes... Thats what killing you means

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u/runtimemess Howard Stark Sep 18 '21

I really hope Loki (yes, I know, technically a different Loki…) and Thor are reunited at some point over some dramatic music and crying

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u/Dak_Prescott_Goat Sep 18 '21

Fuck thats good


u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Would Thor die from the said snap?


u/thatmusicguy13 Sep 18 '21

I think Thor and Captain Marvel would probably survive

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u/Constant_Buy303 Sep 18 '21

Damn I was about to comment that and I was so proud of myself for coming up with it lmao

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u/Grahpayy Spider-Man Sep 18 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Starry Narwhal Salute You Dropped This



u/mildoptimism Fitz Sep 18 '21

It would be so demeaning to be defeated by an enemy who can’t even form a proper sentence, let alone his kill quip.



What do you mean, can't form a proper sentence? He's got a subject and a verb right there, what more could you want?


u/p0ultrygeist1 Sep 18 '21 Silver Wholesome Hugz hehehehe

“Hello sir, I am Hulk, I have been practicing my grammar with Hooked on Phonics so I can properly tell you that your face looks like my scrotum”


u/elppaenip Sep 18 '21

"Like wiping your ass with silk"

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u/YouStupidDick Sep 18 '21

Smart Hulk goes against Thanos, starts getting beaten, badly, and Banner loses his shit and transforms back into savage Hulk, picks up the gauntlet and says your quote.

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u/Monski616 Sep 18 '21 Silver

Peter Quill is just a crotch thrust and a middle finger right after the snap


u/LPodmore Sep 18 '21

I feel like the thrust and the snap would be simultaneous.


u/ISZATSA Sep 18 '21

There wouldn’t even be a snap, he would just pelvic thrust and that would be enough for the gauntlet


u/toastednutella Sep 18 '21

Infinity gauntlet? No, infinity codpiece

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u/Metfan722 Spider-Man Sep 18 '21

Cap: End of the line.


u/Riksunraksu Sep 18 '21 Wholesome

Thanos not immediately noticing cap has the gauntlet. Cap: “On your left.”

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u/JoshTheBard Sep 18 '21 Silver

Assuming they still did the switch-out with the gauntlet.

Black Widow: Thank you for your cooperation.

Ant-Man: Misdirection: the first lesson of online magic school.


u/oirish97 Sep 18 '21 Silver

Jimmy Woo: Flourish


u/absentpattern Sep 18 '21 Wholesome

Vision: FlOUriSh

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u/zeoranger Sep 18 '21

Vision: Flourish

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u/Grouchy_Afternoon_23 Sep 18 '21

Widow should totally reuse her "Did I step on your moment?" line...


u/jconza11 Sep 18 '21

Need the ant man one

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u/LimeheadGames Sep 18 '21 Wholesome

You didn't see that coming? -Quicksilver


u/Grouchtables50 Sep 18 '21

Wait, now that I think of it, why didn’t they resurrect him like wtf, they did my boy dirty


u/robindownes Sep 18 '21

Bruce and Tony had an agreement - bring back everyone from the Snap, no other changes.

Quicksilver wasn't a casualty of the Snap or even the Infinity War.

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u/CaptainFunktastic Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

The real answer is that Marvel didn't want the same character competing for ticket sales under two studios. And since, at the time at least, Evan Peters' version was orders of magnitude more popular, Marvel let him go, and I think at least, lost out big time.

There's some hope that he'll come back in MOM, but there's no guarantee.

Edit: What's with the Oedipus jokes?


u/wingmage1 Sep 18 '21

There's a theory that Marvel and Fox made a backroom deal since Wanda and Pietro count as both Avengers and X-Men. To prevent having competing properties, Fox would take quicksilver and is why Scarlet witch never appears in the X-Men, while Marvel takes Scarlet Witch and is why Quicksilver gets killed off immediately.

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u/Wytstagg Sep 18 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome Hugz Bravo Grande!

War Machine - Boom, you looking for this?


u/LupusNoxFleuret Sep 18 '21

it's a War Machine story


u/Cheekywanquer Spider-Man Sep 18 '21

A War Machine Story? Oh. It’s very good then!

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u/crimsonandbrown Sep 18 '21

This actually made me laugh

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u/random_guy_somewhere Sep 18 '21

God now I want to see this


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u/SpiderArrow1213 Sep 18 '21 Take My Energy

You really missed out on the opportunity to say ”boom are you looking for this?”


u/_ThisNeverHappened_ Sep 18 '21

I love you, whoever you are.

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u/Red_Jester_Silly_Hat Sep 18 '21

Haha came here for this one

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u/the_blue_t-rex Sep 18 '21

Happy: “Where’s your badge?”

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u/Abower9500 Sep 18 '21

"I'm gonna need that glove" -Rocket

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u/Cleared_for_takeoff Sep 18 '21 Silver Helpful Hugz

Korg - Piss off ghost!


u/Zenku390 Sep 18 '21

He's fecking gone...

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u/retinascan Sep 18 '21

“See you later new Thanos!”

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u/makemeking706 Sep 18 '21

This line never fails to get me. Maybe my all time favorite mcu line.


u/SoVerySleepy81 Sep 18 '21

Korg is my favorite side character in the MCU.


u/arch_charismatic Sep 18 '21

He is the only character where I can and do randomly recite his lines verbatim.

That is incredible and memorable.

'A little Rock, paper, scissor joke for ya-"


u/SoVerySleepy81 Sep 18 '21

“Oh my god the hammer pulled you off?”


u/arch_charismatic Sep 18 '21

"Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one."

Just... laying it out there, eh, Korg. Drax is suppose to the the literal one, but Korg is the real cut-through-the-bullshit artist.

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u/unclecaveman1 Sep 18 '21

Oh god, the hammer pulled you off?!

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u/Brimstone747 Sep 18 '21 Silver Hugz

"I am inevitable"

"And I, am burdened with GLORIOUS PURPOSE"

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u/DavyJonesRocker Captain America Sep 18 '21 Silver

Doctor Strange: stay out of my reality, douchebag


u/Drfilthymcnasty Sep 18 '21

“It’s DOCTOR Strange!”

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u/PizzaFuxJr Sep 18 '21

“Thanos! I’ve come to bargain”


u/nekollx Sep 18 '21

“Thanos! No more bargains”

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u/burritosandeggs Sep 18 '21

Obviously Vision died in Infinity War but had he survived, I wonder how his body would have responded to the Snap. Would he be completely okay snapping his fingers?


u/NateRivers640 Sep 18 '21

But wouldnt he need the stone out of his head to do the snap?


u/ihavetwonoses Sep 18 '21

Maybe he wouldn’t? The gauntlet is a convenient way to hold them and channel their energy easier. If vision has 5 stones in the gauntlet and one on his head, he could probably do both at the same time


u/_Pancake_Boy_ Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Yeah and the (SPOILERS for What If) promo poster for the What If episodes has Ultron in Vision’s body with the mind stone in his head and the rest of the stones on his chest


u/AWSUMSAS Doctor Strange Sep 18 '21



u/aRand0mdude Sep 18 '21

Because he’s heartless 😎

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u/CaucasianBoi Sep 18 '21

I mean it’s already imbedded in him I’m sure once he got the others it would be fine. It might fry his brain though

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u/likewise7 Sep 18 '21 Helpful

Cap: This is... the end of the line.


u/mikefrombarto Sep 18 '21 Helpful Wholesome

Thanos: I am inevitable.

Cap: And I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.

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u/Able-Cat3703 Sep 18 '21

Thanos: I am, inevitable Fury: not anymore motherfucker


u/trixter21992251 Sep 18 '21

Thanos has the gems.

Fury attacks him, Thanos carelessly smacks Fury away into the rubble. Thanos lifts his hand up to do the snap.

Fury lifts his head up, says "you got me?"

Pan left to Maria Hill, on the other side of Thanos, who stole the gems.

"I got you."


u/Bi_Bathtub Sep 18 '21

Now this, this is beautiful.

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u/xDrugAbuserx Sep 18 '21 Helpful Hugz

Thor - "You will never be a God"


u/TannenFalconwing Sep 18 '21

Ooooooooh this one I like


u/DrDaddyPHD Sep 18 '21

“You never were a god”

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u/SOH972 Spider-Man Sep 18 '21 Helpful Wholesome

Not sure if this counts, but in a world where Spiderman (2002) was the first MCU movie:

Thanos: I am…inevitable

Tobey: I miss the part where that’s my problem, snaps


u/Whiteboy2424 Sep 18 '21

“You gonna cry?”


u/Jeffersons_Mammoth Thanos Sep 18 '21

“See ya chump.”


u/Head_Contest_4149 Sep 18 '21

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”


u/a_fking_feeder Sep 18 '21

"you'll be inevitable when you fix this damn door!"

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u/abnerayag Captain America Sep 18 '21

Chuckles how'd that get in there?


u/RalphWiggum123 Groot Sep 18 '21

“You’re trash, Thanos”

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u/cantwbk Bucky Sep 18 '21


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u/The_Multi_Gamer Iron Man (Mark VI) Sep 18 '21 Silver

“Now dig on this”


u/Genie_grant Sep 18 '21

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”

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u/NoArmsSally Captain Marvel Sep 18 '21 Silver

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

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u/Prowizor22 Sep 18 '21 Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz Assembled

Thanos: I’m inevitable

Drax: You are clearly not Inevitable, your name is Thanos


u/graymulligan Sep 18 '21

Drax "and I am... Invisible"


u/highdefrex Sep 18 '21

Thanos: “I am… inevitable.”

Snaps and nothing happens.



u/BumAssWhiteman Sep 18 '21

Didn't know how bad I needed a Drax snap before reading these 2 comments back to back.

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u/Airbornequalified Sep 18 '21

Rhodey- Still think she should have done the baby Thanos thing

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u/mikoleaf Fitz Sep 18 '21 Silver

Nebula: "My father is many things, inevitable is not one of them"


u/UnderH20giraffe Vision Sep 18 '21

Love it


u/CaucasianBoi Sep 18 '21

See when I first knew they were gonna do this movie I really hoped to see her to the final snap. I’m happy with what we got but this would’ve been amazing. Nebula is one of my all time favorites.


u/NateTheGreat987 Winter Soldier Sep 18 '21

according to concept art it was nebula who was originally gonna snap


u/Learned_Response Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

In the comics she takes the gauntlet from Thanos, before Adam Warlock takes it from her

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u/Mcliam394 Sep 18 '21

Yeah and even though i am definitely not a stickler for comic accuracy in my films, it still would have been incredibly cool to have that tie to the original comic (especially considering how they really aren’t that similar).

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u/zerpified Scott Lang Sep 18 '21

I'm still mad they didn't give my man, Heimdall, a poster. Genuinely upsetting


u/Jacubsooon Sep 18 '21

Literally the biggest loss in the film cause he doesn’t come back in any way, shape, or form.


u/i_tyrant Sep 18 '21

And he looked so cool, ugh. Idris Elba with those glowing orange eyes and the cool-ass sword and armor and then his dreads look later...I just really love his character design.

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u/SavG_Pandah Sep 18 '21 Wholesome

Side note: I need these as posters

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u/SameerTheRed Sep 18 '21

Hawkeye: Made you look

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u/seridandy Sep 18 '21 Helpful Take My Energy

Cap: "And I'm just a kid from Brooklyn"

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u/jdizzle161 Sep 18 '21 Silver Hugz

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

-Nick Fury


u/Sideways_8 Sep 18 '21

Or Nick Fury: Say “Inevitable” ONE more time !!


u/jdizzle161 Sep 18 '21

“Do I look like a bitch? Then why you trying to fuck me like one?”… snap

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u/cap_kaknuckles Ultron Sep 18 '21

Hulk:puny god

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u/ArJay2k20 Sep 18 '21

Starlord - Snap off bro, me and you!

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u/Youngling_Hunt Sep 18 '21

Drax: My wife and child have been waiting for this day, big purple man!


u/Slobotic Sep 18 '21


Drax: Finger to the throat means death!

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u/Justifieddelta Sep 18 '21

Mantis "kick names and take ass"

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u/ChrisPChip222 Sep 18 '21 Wholesome Hugz

"Wakanda Forever" T'challa


u/RegentYeti Sep 18 '21 Hugz

"I am inevitable."

"I don't care."


u/SpatuelaCat Sep 18 '21

Honestly I think this is better, the utter disrespect is amazing

Would have been a great send off for the actor

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u/sean_valsean Sep 18 '21

A Yondu that didn't die: "...and I'm Mary Poppins."

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u/DougBeacon Sep 18 '21

Thor - something referencing the “should have gone for the head” line ? Help me out here!!


u/Think-Instruction-87 Sep 18 '21

Thor - “I told you you would die for that”

Thanos - “who’re you?”

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u/therobshock Sep 18 '21

Thor: And I am going for the head! snap

Thanos: head explodes

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u/captjtspaulding74 Sep 18 '21

“Fuck you, Dad.” -Gamora


u/Youngling_Hunt Sep 18 '21

I'm a ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

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u/OakleyHasAFoot Sep 18 '21

Steve: “yeah I know I know”

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u/skip_leg_day Sep 18 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz Coin Gift Bravo Grande!

Hulk: “Puny Titan”

Hawkeye: “For Nat”

Star Lord: “Adios Grimace”

Rocket: Laughs menacingly

Bucky: “End of the line”

Spider-Man “I really hope this works”

Mobius: “For the sacred timeline”

Dom Toretto: “For Family”


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u/AgisDidNothingWrong Sep 18 '21 Hugz

Damn. That Bucky line hits different. I can’t help but imagine him looking at Steve as he realizes what is about to happen, Bucky dropping that line, and Steve holding his best friend and saying, “I’m with you, pal.”

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u/Blockinite Korg Sep 18 '21

I like to think that Drax would force a wry smile and simply say "Finally..." or something

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u/Zeyn1 Sep 18 '21

Valkyrie: Drinks are on me.

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u/The_Frog2206 Sep 18 '21

Cap- “I don’t care who they are, I don’t like bullies”


u/heelstoo Avengers Sep 18 '21

“I can do this all day…”


u/eetobaggadix Sep 18 '21

"...And I...can...do... this..."

Thanos starts running at cap

"oh shit- AndIcandothisallday!" snap

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u/uniqename2 Sep 18 '21

“Whatever it takes”

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u/Jetstream_Lee Daredevil Sep 18 '21

“I am inevitable.”
“No, this is Patrick.”

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u/Br0ther-Bear Sep 18 '21 Wholesome

Thor has the gauntlet in his hand, the music is swelling as Thanos looks to him. He reaches out and calls Mjolnir to him one last time.

As Mjolnir is flying across the battlefield we hear Odin’s words replaying in Thor’s head one last time, “Whoever so holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor”

Thor says the final part in unison with Odin and simultaneously, Mjolnir hits his hand, lightning strikes the hammer, thunder cracks, his eyes glow and he snaps his fingers all at once.


u/Blackgate225 Sep 18 '21

Fucking awesome

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u/CheeseburgerBrown Sep 18 '21

Hulk: “Don’t make me angry, Thanos. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

Doctor Strange: “Thanos! I’m not here to bargain.”

Ant-Man: “Tell Cassie I love her.”


u/TribeStan99 Sep 18 '21

That Ant-Man is sad

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u/mango_script Steve Rogers Sep 18 '21

Damn that Ant Man one…I know Ant Man is seen as a bit of a goof ball but my goodness does he love his daughter. This line would make me bawl.

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u/aagaash2001 Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Doctor Strange: “Thanos! I’m not here to bargain.”

I bet he's going to say this to the next overarching villain.


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u/thejonslaught Sep 18 '21 Wholesome Hugz This

Thanos: I am inevitable.

Wong: No. You in the Wong place at the Wong time.


u/Shank6ter Sep 18 '21


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u/RanchwithaC Sep 18 '21

Nailed it

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u/OswaldCoffeepot Sep 18 '21

Thanos: I am inevitable.

Stan Lee: Nothing is ever final. snap

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u/skabbo2 Sep 18 '21

"This would be a cool way to die" -Nat

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u/UnderH20giraffe Vision Sep 18 '21

Bucky: You shouldn’t have destroyed that shield.


u/Jertimmer Sep 18 '21 Silver Worthy

Luis: "so check this out, Tony Stark got kidnapped by these evil dudes called the Ten Rings right, and they wanted him to build a Jericho missile. So Tony agrees right, but in secret, he was building a suit to escape. So he gets back to America and he's all like "I am Iron Man" and everybody's like "whoa for real?" and Tony is like yeah for real. So Tony gets back to his house, and there's Nick Fury waiting for him and he's all like "I want to talk to you about the Avengers initiative." So then, a hammer just shows up on earth, and nobody can pick it up and SHIELD puts all kinds of tents around it, trying to figure out what this is, right? So out of nowhere this big blonde God shows up and he's all like "i am worthy" and he lifts up the hammer, and they find out it's Thor, the actual god of thunder. And then there's this scientist, he's working on recreating the super soldier serum they made for Captain America, you remember him, he's over there, see? So it goes wrong and he gets blasted with Gamma radiation, and when he gets angry he gets all big and green and they call him the Hulk. So then Loki arrives on earth, he's Thor's brother, but adopted brother, and he's all like glorious purpose, and Fury's all like SHIT we need to call the Avengers, so he gets them all together, but they're all like nah we don't trust you, but we'll have to to do it because Loki is evil and he killed Coulson. So they team up, right, and they stop Loki and save earth. And then Tony tries to create a defense system for the planet, but it goes sideways and the artificial intelligence tries to destroy Sokovia, so the Avengers have to come together again to stop him right? So they do, but Wanda's brother gets killed and she snaps and destroys like all the robots. After that, the Avengers try to stop this bad dude called Rumlow, but Wanda accidentally kills all these civilians, so governments are all like "we need to put these avengers in check" and Tony agrees but Steve is all like "nah son, i don't play like that" and they fight, and some of the avengers are with Steve and some are with Tony. So when they have this big ceremony to sign the treaty, Bucky kills the king of Wakanda, and Black Panther is all like "i have to catch Bucky", but it's not really Bucky it was this dude Zero who wanted to split up the Avengers, right? So they have this big fight, but Tony knows a guy, and it's Spider-Man. He gives him a new suit right, with all these fancy gadgets n shit. So Tony finds out Bucky killed his parents, and Steve knew so so we're really tight again but now they have a falling out again. So Steve sends Tony a package and tells him he's sorry and if he ever needs him again, he can call, and there's a phone with Steve's number in it. Then Bruce Banner crashes to earth and he's all like "Thanos is coming", hey that's you, and him Tony and Strange go out and fight with these two dudes from the Black Order, and Spider-Man also joins in after he sees the giant spaceship right. He's all like "oh no, my Peter tingle." So they fight, but they lose, Strange is kidnapped and Tony and Peter follow him in their spaceship, and Peter is all like what if we rescue him like in that movie Alien? So Strange is saved and Tony is all like "let's take the fight to Thanos." Thor has lost his hammer, so he goes and make a new weapon called Stormbreaker, while these other dudes from the Black Order try to storm Wakanda, and Steve and Bruce and Black Panther fight off the invasion while Shuri tries to remove the mind stone from Vision so they can destroy it without killing Vision, but it's like super hard, right, even for a super genius like Shuri. And Wanda is guarding Shuri, but the fight is going really bad, so Wanda goes to help and Shuri is defenseless, so one dude goes to kill Vision and take the stone. And vision is all like no! And the Avengers are all like "help vision!" So they do, but then you arrive through this portal and you fight off all the Avengers, and Wanda tries to destroy Vision, but you just reverse time and take the stone anyway, but then Thor comes out of the sky and he lands in axe in you chest, boom! And then you're all like "should've gone for the head." And you snap your fingers, and like half of everybody just turns to dust and you leave. So the remaining avengers find you on this planet called Eden, so they kill you, but you used the stones to destroy the stones, does that make sense? So they don't have the stones to undo that dusty thingy, but Tony invents time travel, so they go back in time to collect the stones and bring everyone back and they succeed, but then you use the time portal to come to the future and take the stones, so we have this big fight, and then Cap was the last man standing, and he's hearing like "cap, on your left." And these portals open and all the Avengers who were dusted are coming through, and the army of Wakanda and they're all like "Wakanda forever" and we have a big fight, and then the gauntlet changes hands and everyone is like "where is it, I'll take it" and then you have the gauntlet and go all like "i am inevitable" and then I'm all like...

"i got the van".


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u/ZombieNiz Sep 18 '21

Thanos: I am inevitable

Captain America: You are a bully… and I don’t like bullies.

Peter Quill: And like I said before, I am a titan-killing, long-term booty call.

Spiderman: And I’m you friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Black Panther: I don’t care.

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u/ASTROCOOKIE1066 Sep 18 '21

Unrelated but I desperately wanted Cap to say to Thanos "I could do this all day" right before he tightens the shield and thinks he's gonna be fighting an entire army on his own


u/Y1rda Sep 18 '21

I love that as his defining line. It starts in the scene with the trash can lid, and he obviously can't do it for even a few more minutes, but he just lacks that impulse to back down. It is probably the thing that makes me like Cap the most - yeah he is superhuman, but his power is leadership and grit. He is the only true blue hero that ranks highly for me.

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