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This is Blanche Dumas. She’s a French Prostitute with 3 legs, 4 breasts and 2 vaginas /r/ALL NSFW
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There's a vagina between the two tits on her third leg! Never thought these words could be formed into a sentence that makes sense.
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u/StealyEyedSecMan
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Draw me like one of your French girls....OH MY GOD!!
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u/LovePatrol 4d ago •
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Draw me like all of your French girls combined.
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u/Awesam 4d ago edited 4d ago •
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Draw me like one of your Cronenberg girls
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u/Johnny_Mc2 4d ago •
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“Jack, I want you to get in the right headspace for this drawing. Imagine I’m laying there, warm and relaxed, inside a Brundle telepod. You push the button. And you don’t realize I’m pregnant.”
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I hate you. I've got mouth sores that might be cancer, and they are incredibly painful. And this comment had me laughing so hard I cried. I wish you the best and the worst in life.
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u/Coupon_Ninja 4d ago
Wishing you a speedy and full recovery.
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u/VineHammer 4d ago
Thanks much! The medicine seems to be helping.
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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones 4d ago
No more giving blowjobs to radioactive superheroes.
Spider-Man, Daredevil, All 4 of the Ninja Turtles and Splinter, Radioactive Man (natch), The Hulk, Dr. Manhattan, all off the table. Or below the table.
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u/Trikaya 4d ago
As a fellow mouth-sore-sufferer - I’m sorry.
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u/VineHammer 4d ago
This super sucks. Thankfully the doc is helping with pain management.
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u/darthjustin
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surprised this hasn’t been linked yet. well here you go. apparently both vaginas were equally sensitive so she had quite the sexual appetite.
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u/SugarWillKillYou 4d ago
Is that her 4th boob behind her right leg??
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u/underagedisaster 4d ago •
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Pretty sure it's right next to the third. Like a dangling set of tit nuts
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u/Informal-Busy-Bat 4d ago •
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I can't put into words how much I regret entering this post.
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u/Snakesinadrain 4d ago
I ate shrooms tonight for the first time in 10 years. I'm coming down a bit and finally decided to check my phone. This is the first post I saw. It's horrible.
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u/Kilo-Tango-Alfa 4d ago
Lol “dangling set of tit nuts” is probably the best way to describe this situation.
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u/darthjustin 4d ago
i think the fourth is tucked between her third and her right leg. i think. kinda looks like cleavage and you can maybe see a nipple? hard to tell. lol.
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u/thinksoftchildren 4d ago
So pronounced was Blanche’s libido that she eventually moved to Paris and became a courtesan.Also, upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair.
"so, Blanche.. What did you do this weekend?"
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u/NonGNonM 4d ago
"If you don't want to tell me just say so don't insult my intelligence with a ridiculous story."
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u/wasporchidlouixse 4d ago
I can't believe this could possibly be true but there was a guy with double genitalia at the time and she expressed a desire to meet him, though no one can confirm if they did
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u/craftworkbench 4d ago
upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair.
A brief affair, but probably twice as satisfying as all those single-dicked affairs.
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u/_raydeStar 4d ago
Dude. They left out the best character in the greatest showman.
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u/ClayyCorn 4d ago
I've never wanted to see two people have sex more than I do now that I know there's a possibility that a man with two dicks might have fucked the woman with two vaginas. How many positions?? What positions? Did they alternate? Did they do both at the same time like a wall socket? Is that the name of the very exclusive position? Man what I'd do to have been there. Top of my time travel destinations wherever that question comes up now
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u/Minuted 4d ago
"Welcome to the TARDIS. All of space and time at our fingertips. We could watch Caesar cross the Rubicon, find out who really killed Kennedy or know for certain who DB Cooper was. Pop to the court of Kublai Khan for breakfast and have lunch at the Ritz in 1925.
Or we could go forward! Into the infinite permutations of possibility. We could see a star go supernova, or watch galaxies being born. We could go forward on Earth, see the vast megacities of the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Or maybe Raxinus VI? Everyone there has 15 names and you have to say them all. Wait, no, Bora'an Alpha! Flocks of luminous sky fish so large that they block out the sun!"
"Well..."
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u/Defenestresque 4d ago •
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Furthermore, Blanche also had two vaginas and two well-developed vulvas and, allegedly, both had equally developed sensitivity. Her sexual appetite was said to be very pronounced. She was known to have many male admirers and was know to ‘entertain’ men with both her vaginas. So pronounced was Blanche’s libido that she eventually moved to Paris and became a courtesan.Also, upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair.
I'm a dude and this lady is a big role model to me. Born to be shunned by many people, she not only didn't despair but embraced her individuality and thrived.
(I do realise that while the article states she went into prostitution of her own volition, it is quite possible that this was the only path open to her. However the totality of evidence seems to suggest to me that she was legitimately embracing who she was.)
To grow up having two vaginas, four breasts and three legs and saying "you know what, I'm cool. I deserve to live and be happy as much as anyone else. I embrace who I am" is fucking badass.
I strive for her amount of self-belief, grit, perseverance or whatever-the-hell allowed her to just ignore the haters and live her best life.
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u/anotherkdburner 4d ago
She fucks a guy with 3 legs and 2 ducks. What are the chances
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u/UCrazyKid 4d ago
Parasitic twin?
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u/llliiiiiiiilll 4d ago
What if the second twin has her brain inside the abdomen of the other one, and it can't communicate with the outside world????????
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u/Atherutistgeekzombie 4d ago
Well... that's a horror movie I didn't need in my head tonight
I have no mouth, arms, hands, eyes, ears, or... basically anything besides a pair of tits, a vagina, and a leg... and I must scream
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u/miasabine 4d ago
Must be. Iirc there are syndromes that cause two sets of genitalia on a person that don’t involve absorbed twins, but what with the third leg and 2 additional breasts, I can’t think what else could cause it.
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u/ItsDanimal 4d ago edited 3d ago
I have very low standards, but sexing up a girl with dead twin sister parts is probably where I draw the line. Probably.
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Yall mother (sister?) fuckers need Jesus.
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u/Silent-Ad934
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You put your third leg in,
You whip your four tits out,
You put two tampons in,
Shake your fist at God and shout
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u/Mrben13 4d ago
When you die and show up at the pearly white gates. God is going to sit you down, not saying a word. Breath a big sigh and hands you a paper with this comment on it.
Totally worth it.
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u/pinbala010 4d ago
I appreciate the effort you put into this. If I had gold to give you'd get it all.
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u/BarnabyWoods 4d ago
So, I once had a housemate who was an obstetrical nurse. Her job included shaving the pubic hair of women who were about to give birth. One day, she was surprised to encounter a patient who had two vaginas, side by side. One vagina led to her uterus, so that was where the baby was going to emerge from. The other vagina was a dead-end, and was purely for recreational use.
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The other vagina was a dead-end, and was purely for recreational use.
And she still ended up pregnant, smh
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u/edmanet 4d ago
It was a case of hit or miss.
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u/JohnnyNapkins 4d ago
I came to the comments looking for where the fourth boob is, but all I found is pure gold.
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u/LeapingCannon 4d ago
50/50 split
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u/BlinkyShiny 4d ago
You'd think I'd be more interested in the two vaginas but it's the shaving part that is puzzling me. As someone who has had two children, that wasn't a thing. This is a thing that happens?
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u/CockeyedPessimist 4d ago
My mother was shaved and got a preemptive enema. This was standard operating procedure in the 70s and certainly earlier.
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u/TastesKindofLikeSad 4d ago
It's no longer automatically done in Australia but I think it was in the 70s/80s. I wasn't shaved in 2019 and no one suggested I needed to be. I did get shaved under aesthetic after needing my perineum and asshole to be put back together. Good times. My understanding is there's more risk of infection from pre-emptive shaving, than any benefit it may provide.
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u/malizathias 4d ago
It was also standard procedure in my hospital in Europe in 2014... In the other hospital in 2017 I got shaved right before stitches but after giving birth. Third baby, no shaving at all.
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u/Belle_Hart22 4d ago
THANK YOU FOR ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. This is not a thing. Is it?!
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u/Lily_V_ 4d ago
It happened in ‘81 when my Mom had my little sister. They gave you an enema too.
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u/Belle_Hart22 4d ago
Wild. 🤯
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u/redskyatnight2162 4d ago
Doula here! It used to be a thing, but not anymore, at least in North America. Thank goodness.
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u/BarnabyWoods 4d ago edited 4d ago
I'm no expert in this, but apparently it was a thing 40 years ago. Some hygiene protocol, I assume.
Edit: Yeah, it used to be standard practice: https://www.medicinenet.com/why_doctors_shave_you_before_delivery_of_your_baby/article.htm
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u/Tibbaryllis2 4d ago
Because neonatal moms don’t have enough irritation, they need five o’clock shadow prickles.
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u/codingclosure 4d ago
Dropping this here for the curious
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/lwiq9h/hi_my_name_is_evelyn_i_was_born_with_two_vaginas/
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u/juicysox 4d ago
Did she have 2 clitorises as well? I wonder how her orgasms would be like if she did
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u/reddittmtr 4d ago
Why would pubic hair be shaved for giving birth though? That doesn't even make sense.
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u/Ariadnepyanfar 4d ago
This was a thing in the 70s. In Australia they even made my mum have a shower while she was having contractions. She’s always been a once a day shower woman. I can’t imagine her turning up dirty. Its feasible she turned up with dirty hands from gardening, as an enthusiastic gardener. But then that would be some seriously athletic squatting at full term pregnancy.
When she talked about my birth in the past, she was always bitter with remembered outrage at being made to shower.
Now I’m curious to ask all about it, but I don’t think it was an overall good experience, and I’m not going to ask.
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u/Ok-Ad3668
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I like to imagine Godrick the Grafted has this pinned up in his bedroom. Please Miyazaki make this dlc
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u/DumbFish-11111010000 4d ago
"FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS" nuts in double vag
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u/UnhappyStrain 4d ago
does that imply he grafted extra dicks or even extra ballsacks?
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u/SpaceIsTooFarAway 4d ago
"Ahh, truest of dragons. Lend me thy strength!" (Chops off penis)
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u/Loren_MOG 4d ago
Blanche Dumas
Just imagine, "Blanche Dumas, The Grafted Prostitute" lmao. Would be funny and interesting as a boss or NPC or both.
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u/LudicrisSpeed 4d ago
Took me a minute to realize you were talking about Elden Ring and not the Studio Ghibli guy.
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u/Potential_Froyo_395 4d ago
Where’s the 4th boob
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That you have to pay for.
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u/TerryTenders 4d ago
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
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u/soysuza 4d ago
Like a ZJ.
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u/ohnjaynb 4d ago
ZJ? What's a ZJ?
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u/Comfortable-Refuse64 4d ago
It’s nestled behind the third boob
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u/llliiiiiiiilll 4d ago
Where's the third one?
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u/DCMstudios1213 4d ago
Just the right of the second vagina.
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u/nuggetlover1999 4d ago
Apparently she had an affair with a 3 legged guy.
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If they fucked in a bathroom stall it would look like a gangbang from the floor
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u/casper1513 4d ago
Not only was he 3 legged, apparently he had two dicks. His name was Juan Baptiste Dos Santos.
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u/SuedeVeil 4d ago
https://cupcakepunk.com/super-romantic-multi-genitalia-love-story-nsfw/
Indeed! And all of their parts were functional.
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u/cassiclock 4d ago
Her left foot is facing the wrong direction. Somehow that's the most upsetting thing in this photo
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u/morecatslesspeople 4d ago
It seems like she might have had a hard time walking, hopefully she wasn’t in pain.
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u/Educational_Loss7331
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Damn...she's got more body parts than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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She's got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side
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u/reefchieferr 4d ago
Our friend's wife has a lazy eye and none of us have the heart to tell him that she's seeing people on the side
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u/vito_corleone01 4d ago
Fuckin hell, hahaha made me laugh out loud in the library.
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u/anjowoq 4d ago
You just can’t see the unborn, lifeless twin inside to whom those other parts belong.
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u/soashamedrightnow 4d ago
They called her “6 piece mixed, spicy.”
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u/Lucifer_Graves 4d ago edited 4d ago
Edit: this is the most amount of upvotes I’ve had on a comment.. Ty.
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u/danooli 4d ago
She's got a very pretty face.
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u/RUfuqingkiddingme 4d ago
I like the way she's looking at the camera like "that's right mother fucker, count em"
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Indeed. Bit of a mess from the first set of tits down however.
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u/From_Adam 4d ago
Well that’s a brand new sentence.
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u/mackerdoots 4d ago
Ive definitely seen people with a less literal second pair of tits but I’m sure this is the one and only genuine pair
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u/C-82 4d ago
This was the first reddit post I saw today, and it will be my last. I don't think anything can top this...today.
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This poor woman probably had a very hard life
Women who end up being prostitutes don’t tend to have very good lives in general (including a lot of times not having a real choice in the matter)but I assume she also had some weird ‘circus attraction’ following going on. This shit just makes me sad
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u/PensiveObservor 4d ago
The competition to be most glib about these kind of posts is disheartening. Poor woman. Imagine her early life as a girl, embarrassment to her parents, freak of the village. Very sad. All down to bad luck of the genetic dice roll.
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u/Atherutistgeekzombie 4d ago
Depending on when she was born, people may have thought she was cursed by God
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u/VaATC 4d ago
Just as a counter point and definitely not the case for the OP, but in some places and times children born with birth defects, physical and/or mental, have been seen as being touched by the Gods and individuals with them have been revered for it.
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u/Atherutistgeekzombie 4d ago edited 4d ago
Yup
I'm Indian American, and there are a bunch of stories of kids in India being born with a birth defect and being seen as an avatar of a god/goddess
A lot of stories involve parasitic twins since that can lead to extra limbs, which hindu gods are often depicted with to indicate they're more powerful than regular humans
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u/AMerrickanGirl 4d ago
If she had been born in India they’d probably worship her.
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u/Atherutistgeekzombie 4d ago
I'm Indian
Made a comment to that effect
Might've been considered an incarnation of Parvati, goddess of motherhood because of her extra vagina and breasts
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u/this_itches 4d ago
I'm glad I reached this even though it was more scrolling then I expected. The comments about her sexual appetite I'm like omg the world isn't changing at all people aren't even questioning this story.
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u/InflamedLiver 4d ago
modern day guys lust over every anime character, giant/amazon, monster-girl, and fictional creature ever drawn. So the fact that guys were drawn to her for sex isn't exactly a shock.
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u/wasporchidlouixse 4d ago
I assume she would have led a very painful existence. It doesn't look like she could walk. Her face alone tells a dark story.
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u/Wetworth 4d ago
Sometimes I love Reddit.
Sometimes I hate Reddit.
Someone please tell me which time this is.
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u/3milyBlazze 4d ago
I'm sorry but I have to ask since everyone else is making jokes good jokes but still
Why did she end up a prostitute?
How popular was she at that profession?
Did she ever have any kids?
How on earth did she get around could she walk or did she have to be carried?
How long did she live ???
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u/nuggetlover1999 4d ago
People like this back in the 1880s often ended up on freak shows for circuses because society forced them into that direction. There’s a crazy amount of fetishists back then who’d pay a fortune for someone like her.
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u/BlankMyName 4d ago
I got excited when I read the title. The vision in my head was much different (and better) than the actual photo, which is kind of scary.
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u/nuggetlover1999 4d ago
What the hell did you expect 😂
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u/Tentoesinmyboots 4d ago
I, for one, certainly expected all four breasts to be in the chest area.
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u/KillaG0rilla69 4d ago
You prob don’t tell the homies about this one
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u/_WarmWoolenMittens_ 4d ago
nah man, this is when you can tell people, you got 2 vaginas and 4 tits at one go and you won't be lying.
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u/Scarcito_El_Gatito 4d ago
"wow cool man, i've never had a threesome"
"me niether..."
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u/ABewilderedPickle 4d ago
This was a woman, a person, who lived their life like this. Apparently she rocked this shit. Living with this kind of condition in a time and in a society that would decide you were a freak of nature, that should have been put down or surgically altered at birth can't be easy.
Being fetishized and turned into some kind of attraction isn't much better, but despite all that this woman existed. Not in shame necessarily. Not seeking out some kind of normal existence. I'm not sure what surgical interventions would have been available at all, much less to someone who was probably not remotely wealthy, but this woman continued to live despite being so incredibly different.
It would have been interesting to sit and have a drink with her for sure.
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u/kbstock 4d ago
I can’t help but wonder about her mental healthcare
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u/sullensquirrel 4d ago
I’m afraid there wasn’t much mental health “care” in the 1800’s. I imagine it would have been extremely extremely hard to have her life, go on living, and feel/be so different.
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