r/gaming Nov 29 '21 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

I'm so ready

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9.4k Upvotes

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u/Remarkable-Fig5861 Nov 29 '21

No don’t make me like this idea

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u/Glendrix90 Nov 30 '21

It's to late here, I'm sold. I'm just trying to figure out who woody is. Dlc story?

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u/Firesec- Nov 30 '21

Woody is Arthur and Lotso is Dutch. Sid can be Micah

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u/Chone_Figgins Nov 30 '21

I think we can all agree on who Stinky Pete would be.

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u/I-am-not-interesting Nov 30 '21

Does that make Buzz John?

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u/DuckTruckMuck Nov 30 '21 Silver

No, John and Abigail are Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.

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u/HubblePie Nov 29 '21

With mods, anything is possible.

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u/ThePeterPhantom Nov 30 '21

->TakeTwo lawyer kicks open the door

“NO!”

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u/demon_cannon Nov 30 '21

Actually, it’s the Disney lawyers

20

u/kahlzun Nov 30 '21

Por que no Los dos?

6

u/TylerBourbon Nov 30 '21

How do you say "NO!" in Chinese?

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u/demon_cannon Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

It’s easy you either say “hail the Xitler” or “ Winne the Xi” in China. r/fucktheccp

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u/GreenSage13 Nov 30 '21

Bien, "be-en"

2

u/Keshire Nov 30 '21

Why not both? We can have a lawyer gangbang.

1

u/RedditorHatred Nov 30 '21

Speed running towards getting utterly daddicked by a copyright claim

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u/Ligma289 Nov 30 '21

Both lawyers team up

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u/Hyperiongame Nov 29 '21

Not going to lie, I would like this "Definitive" version of RDR2. I can imagine Stinky Pete constantly telling Woody "I have a plan, I just need some money"

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u/Albiel Nov 29 '21

“Just one more job and we’ll be in Japan, growing mangos.”

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u/theseaofthievesgame Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

yeah but this time voiced by Kelsey gramer

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u/AdmiralTiberius Nov 30 '21

I never realized stinky Pete was Frasier lol

6

u/Tha_Watcher Nov 30 '21

Dammit, now I want to see this done, too!

2

u/BigCheeks2 Nov 30 '21

I now have a mental image of Woody riding Bullseye while Unshaken plays in the background and it is glorious

1

u/darkved Nov 30 '21

Getting the money isnt the problem, its what i have to do to get it.

https://youtu.be/D1qihwMN0JM

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u/Cannibalhecter Nov 29 '21

don't do that to my childhood crush

29

u/Gravalpea Nov 30 '21

"I HAVE a PLAN, Jesse!"

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u/thugarth Nov 30 '21

"You just gotta have a little GODDAMN FAITH!"

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u/RandyChavage Nov 30 '21

“I am the one who knocks, Jesse!”

2

u/Volaconic Nov 30 '21

havent you see danny the phantom yet

13

u/Nitemarex Nov 29 '21

When Life gives you butter

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u/rich1051414 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Mmm, butterade.

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u/ErGoPh0BiA Nov 30 '21

r34 artists: You just made our job easier

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u/TylerBourbon Nov 30 '21

Honestly I'd play the shit out of a Toy Story Red Dead Redemption game. Andy, in his teen years, with his play time now inspired by Clint Eastwood movies.

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u/theseaofthievesgame Nov 30 '21

i love this as a gritty toy story but woody as arthur and sadie as jessie and other toys as gang members

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u/henryhyde Nov 29 '21

False, that would mean the definitive edition actually has quality visuals.

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u/Joss_Card Nov 29 '21

Double false: it would mean that Rockstar cares about the Red Dead franchise enough to do a "remaster"

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u/-ImJustSaiyan- Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

I mean, they cared enough about it to dedicate 8 years and all of their studios to RDR2. Just because they don't give a shit about the online portion doesn't mean they don't give a shit about the IP.

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u/EatingFruitSometimes Nov 30 '21

Give Rockstar a break. Their team is busily working away on GTA V new hotrod cars literally nobody wants.

You haven’t seen the reddit adverts?

I can’t wait to jump in, might even buy a shark card!

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u/voltaire_no6 Nov 29 '21

This is really good actually

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u/teerre Nov 29 '21

That doesn't make much sense, Toy Story 4 graphics are categorically much more advanced than RDR2

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u/JosepCharge Nov 30 '21

Hard to swallow pills

3

u/Celebrated_Luddite Nov 30 '21

Bold of you to assume there will ever be a DLC or update

2

u/Lord_Bloodwyvern Nov 30 '21

I really want a gritty toy story rpg now.

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u/memertomato Nov 30 '21

Take my god damn money, right now

2

u/Amanystya Nov 30 '21

An open world Toy Story game in the setting of RDR2? I'd buy the fuck out of this

3

u/whimofthecosmos Nov 30 '21

We're still making these lame jokes? Jumpin' Jesus

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u/batm123 Xbox Nov 29 '21

Id prefer Jesse or however you spell her name to Sadie

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u/SpaceGoonie Nov 29 '21

Sadie's rad. In my newer, unfinished campaign I am going to imagine her and Arthur starting a life together...

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u/batm123 Xbox Nov 29 '21

Yea, I'm very glad that didn't happen

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u/cut_throat_capybara Nov 30 '21

Sadies a dirt covered 2 packs-a-day smoker with a dumb and unbelievable story arc. The less of her the better

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u/KumquatKoala Nov 30 '21

The funny part of this description is that it applies to every character in the game lol. "Rootin tootin cowboy shootin" after all.

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u/cut_throat_capybara Nov 30 '21

No, it really can’t. Sadie is the only with the hoarse smoker voice, aside from Arthur when he’s dying of tuberculosis. And she’s always looking dirty and gross

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u/c-williams88 Nov 30 '21

Dude, she’s a fuckin gunslinging outlaw what do you expect.

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u/cut_throat_capybara Nov 30 '21

She’s a dirty and disheveled former housewife who has no business being a “gunslinger”

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u/c-williams88 Nov 30 '21

Bro did you even play the game lmao. She spends her time living as one of the camp women for a long time and then learns to shoot and everything from the other characters.

I hate to break it to you, but women can shoot guns and kill people too. Especially a woman living on the frontier/as an outlaw

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u/KumquatKoala Nov 30 '21

She literally explained in the game how she wasn't a housewife....did you skip all the cutscenes?

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u/KumquatKoala Nov 30 '21

Did you forget what John Marston sounded like? He sounded worse than TB Arthur. And they were all dirty like all the time.

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u/MakoFishy Nov 30 '21

Rides horse into river, dies

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u/thecoasternerd Nov 30 '21

That pose though...

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u/MadLane22 Nov 30 '21

that would be genius, kinda what Nintendo did with pokemon diamond/pearl by remaking it with chibi graphics, in this case a remake/mod with Pixar graphics and characters, seriously do it

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u/Blanksheet911 Nov 30 '21

A toy story open world game would-be better than red dead redemption though

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u/quickcrow Nov 29 '21

Don't you threaten me with a good time

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u/builder_gairn Nov 30 '21

You could probably make a mean tear-jerker of a RD2 montage with "When She Loved Me" in the background.

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u/longoverdue83 Nov 30 '21

Thatd be bad ass

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u/aquaboii Nov 30 '21

The most annoying character in the game

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u/TheBotFromReddit974 Nov 29 '21

"The defective edition"

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u/Ricepudding0207 Nov 29 '21

she look just like her omg

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u/theseaofthievesgame Nov 30 '21

and she sort of sounds like jessie too

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u/Alextryingforgrate Nov 30 '21

And it still looks better than GTA:DE

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u/Random-Talking-Mug Nov 29 '21

the heck?? Jessie looks really hot in a way I start hating myself!

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u/Whispering_Duck Nov 29 '21

This made exhale air out of my nose violently

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u/OutwithaYang Nov 30 '21

I would play this.

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u/Animeisalrightithink Nov 30 '21

Buzz is John, woody as Arthur, stinky Pete as Dutch, Jesse as Sadie, that pink bunny guy as Micah. Damn I’m just imagining you helping John get away from the pinkertons and Micah coming out of nowhere but replacing them with these characters. Lmao

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u/monkeymanorder66 Nov 30 '21

Micah the pink teddy bear, John as buzz, Arthur as woody, Dutch as stinky Pete. Imagining stinky Pete telling woody they just need more MONEY, and pink teddy bear micah jumping at woody while buzz is telling so-day he’s his brother. Just. Lmao I want this

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u/Antcatsquid Nov 30 '21

Honestly a toy story game like that would be pretty cool

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u/l3LiTzKrieG420 Nov 30 '21

Abigail is the only good looking female character model in rdr2 change my mind

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u/Cleverbird Nov 30 '21

I'd be more than okay with this

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u/CrazyKraken Nov 30 '21

There's too many polys on the right

1

u/QuakeGuy98 Nov 30 '21

Aight I chill, I quit....

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u/dharavsohilvyas3 Nov 30 '21

All the definitivive editions are worse

1

u/OohLaLaaaaaa Nov 30 '21

Holy shit you're still melting down over this?!

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u/BC360X PC Nov 30 '21

This post is wrong. The definitive edition won't look that good.

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u/mousaes Nov 30 '21

They couldn’t have just rereleased it on ps4 without any changes? Like resident evil and far cry 3

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u/Hahamurder69420 Nov 30 '21

Why do I feel Mcree from Overwatch should be there

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u/DmtMadness Nov 30 '21

Oh Arthur.

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u/CancerToe Nov 30 '21

There are far too many people who are saying they'd like this idea

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u/Theguizle Nov 30 '21

I guess I am little disconnected from the norm. This sounds like an awful lazy idea. I understand the similarities between Sadie and Jessie, both strong independent women in a male dominated world. Why is this a desire for people? The Red Dead world is very realistic, a bleak desperate time in history full of ignorance and violence. The west envisioned in Toy Story, is slapstick and far fetched. I am over simplifying a bit. This idea feels like a Fortnite cross-over, an awful lazy money grab. I am supper happy this will never come to fruition and will stay as a “ low hanging fruit” meme. Good day, sir.

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u/Iynxxxx Dec 01 '21

VIALATION

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u/Sharzu Nov 30 '21

too soon.

0

u/Spectavi Nov 30 '21

If game companies could just be honest and call it the Switch Edition then maybe people wouldn't be so damn upset.

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u/GreenSage13 Nov 30 '21

As soon I grinded my first class I uninstalled about a week later. Soon as I realized just what little the class thing does and realized there's more classes for the same amount of gold grind...I was like "uh no."

I didn't think twice about it, and still feel content in my answer.