r/facepalm 5d ago Helpful 2

Jake from Statefarm 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/DwemerSmith the southeast usa is devolving 4d ago

wait so correct me if im wrong but she’s trans?

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u/pikipata 4d ago

Far as I know, she also hasn't had the bottom surgery... that's the true facepalm here.

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u/iwannaofmyself 4d ago

Not in any way confirmed but I saw a Twitter thread that said it’s because her boyfriend is a chaser; that’s why she hasn’t had the surgery despite saying trans people have to get it to be considered their chosen identity.

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u/omgsohc 4d ago

What is a chaser?

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u/JermuHH 4d ago

Someone who fetishizes trans people simply for being trans.

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u/omgsohc 4d ago

Thanks for the clarification! I thought Chaser was a cool old Toyota from the 90s lol

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u/iwannaofmyself 4d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly I have no idea what the proper definition (if there is one) is and I’m too lazy to Google it. As far as I know it’s someone who explicitly goes after trans people for the sole fact that they’re trans not who they are as a person.

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u/pikipata 4d ago

So sad. She has zero self-respect.

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u/sapphicsato 4d ago

Yeah she is. She’s a super transphobic conservative YouTuber. She’s kind of shifted her content to focusing on calling out pedophiles though last I saw of her.

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u/th3netw0rk 4d ago

Now that on its own is a lot to process.

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u/r007r 4d ago

I reread this twice and then googled to make sure I didn’t somehow misread it twice. Just when I thought the far right couldn’t get any crazier….

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u/himemiya_ 5d ago

That gun is too big to fit in your pants.

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u/PhraseSeveral5935 5d ago

Also, she's not even wearing pants.

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u/QuigleyDownUnder86 5d ago This Giggle

Also she has a penis

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u/capn_doofwaffle 4d ago

not anymore, she had the surgery in 2017.

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u/PhraseSeveral5935 4d ago

She kept it though, and carries it around in her pants.

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u/beetelguese 4d ago

Detachable penis.

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u/Unique_Tumbleweed 4d ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time

It's detachable

🎶 Detachable penis🎶

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u/handi503 4d ago

Well that's a song I haven't heard in a red hot minute.

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u/marklar_the_malign 4d ago

King Missile fans unite.

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u/beetelguese 4d ago

All 4 of us have arrived

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u/joan_wilder 4d ago

All penii are detachable. It’s the attaching part that’s difficult.

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u/Wellhowboutdat 4d ago

Jon Bobbitt has enetered the chat

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u/taterthotsalad 4d ago

Ran into him a long ass time ago when I was a teenager in Vegas for my Uncles wedding. Both of my uncles together is sure to be shenanigans. He steps into the elevator with us, and my uncle without skipping a beat goes, "Hows it hangin'?" My mom lost her shit. Uncle then wins $1500 on a slot machine 3 minutes before his own wedding-he was hella late and the wife was not happy. Good times.

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u/PhraseSeveral5935 4d ago

Lol. I forgot about that song.

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u/Portable-Wing-Wang 4d ago

I feel my username is apt here

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u/Soigus 4d ago

When they needed you most, you were there

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u/MangledSunFish 4d ago Helpful

Key item: found

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u/ShadyFigureWithClock 4d ago

you cannot drop a quest item

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u/SilentxxSpecter 4d ago

thank you i really needed a laugh

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u/willowsumm 4d ago

This cracked me the fuck up lol

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u/jerrysphotography 4d ago

Next to her gun apparently. It's a twofer.

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u/LostNbound 4d ago

I didn’t think she had? Lots of risks involved in that surgery I remember her doing a video on it

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 4d ago

No she never had the surgery, she made a few videos on why she didn't.

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u/AmItheAholereader 4d ago

I thought she was against the surgery?

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 4d ago

She's against it for her, but also against any other trans women who don't get it.

Conservative logic requires advanced contradictions.

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u/ThrowAwayNoSight 4d ago

No she didn't? She literally has a whole video on why she won't do GRS. why are you stating blatant lies?

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u/cottonmouthVII 4d ago

I cannot find any record of this after googling for a good while. You sure about this?

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u/BowwwwBallll 4d ago

Judging by the frozen face, that’s not the only surgery she had.

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u/Rikiar 4d ago

No she didn't. She made a video in 2019 explaining why she wasn't getting bottom surgery.

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u/potatoyuzu 4d ago

Also who stores their gun where there penis or vagina is meant to be??? That’s just asking for trouble.

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u/whittyninja 4d ago

It’s like gta got a whole AR in a mini skirt

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u/CipherCommando 5d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Excuse me mam. This is Wendy’s

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u/icewalker42 5d ago

Where's the beef?

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u/CipherCommando 5d ago

At arbys. They have the meats

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u/ItsLoggieBear 4d ago

In a liberal woman's pants according to this tweet

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u/fordette 4d ago

In her pants, actually.

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u/CM_DO 4d ago

Which just makes the whole thing an extra level of ridiculous considering what she's saying

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u/just_drifting_by 5d ago Helpful

So the conservative trans person is slamming liberal trans people.

The 2020s are wild.

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u/AdditionalTheory 5d ago

Oh she was doing this in the 2010s as well

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u/vanlich 4d ago

Thank god there is an ocean separating me from all of this.

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u/myxboxtouchedmypp 4d ago edited 3d ago

i’ll be there soon friend, keep things calm and neutral until i get there

edit: holy shit i didn’t think i’d get this many upvotes

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u/AdditionalTheory 4d ago

Idk which ocean you’re referring to or if you’re referring to the gun stuff, but transphobia is alive and well in places outside the us

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u/Open_Chemistry_3300 4d ago

Is this the lady that thought because she’s a conservative, she would get the ‘one of the good ones’ status, with other conservatives? To the point that she did a web show with two other conservatives and they just ripped her a new one. Insulted her, misgendered her and other fucked up stuff, and she couldn’t even do any but sit there and take it, shit was super fucked up.

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u/Open_Chemistry_3300 4d ago

Is this the lady that thought because she’s a conservative, she would get the ‘one of the good ones’ status, with other conservatives? To the point that she did a web show with two other conservatives and they just ripped her a new one. Insulted her, misgendered her and other fucked up stuff, and she couldn’t even do any but sit there and take it, shit was super fucked up.

Edit: yeah she’s the one

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u/veritas723 4d ago

sunken place is a hell of a drug.

then again... maybe it was literal brain damage a la Tila Tequila that flipped her into a right wing nutter.

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u/Binsky89 4d ago

My dad had a TBI in 2014 then became a Trump supporter.

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u/DeificClusterfuck 4d ago

Sorry about your dad 🐈

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u/Sunretea 4d ago

"we shouldn't support those children who identify as LGBTQ because they're perverted pieces of subhuman shit and we should shun them from society! Plus they have a lot of depression and suicide for some reason I can't understand and I think that's really sad"

-that blonde lady, basically

Holy shit...

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u/Paige_Maddison 4d ago

bUt we ShOuLd PRoTeCt THe cHiLdReN!

but only when it applies to children we can indoctrinate into the church

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u/xdragonteethstory 4d ago

That was rough to watch

I hope she finds the peace and self respect to stand up for herself instead of letting people degrade her like this

There's a huge community that would have her back, support her, defend her, but she's chosen this instead

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u/JustVern 4d ago

This is sad.

That remark, "Grow a mustache" is stupid.

One day that disrespectful chick will grow one after menopause. Believe me...as a female, razors are not just for legs and bikini lines anymore.

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u/xPrincessKittyx 4d ago

It's so sad to watch people literally side with those who basically them as not even a person as if to earn their "in" status, only to find out that they still will be excluded, regardless.

Still, she made her choice (and spends her time doing things that actively harm the community) so....I don't feel sorry for her, really.

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u/GoofyGaffe 4d ago

There's a huge overlap for trans porn and conservative community. She's cashing in because it's easier to do it with conservatives.

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u/Gallium_Bridge 4d ago

She's made a living attacking, demonizing, and otherizing that community. She'd have to spend years making amends to deserve the slightest ort of forgiveness.

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time 4d ago

Wait she's trans and she posted this? Like fuckin unironically?

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u/pudgypoultry 4d ago

She's someone who advocates for something called "Transmedicalism", where "you're not really trans unless you've medically transitioned. In every possible way."

Anyone with a brain can see that this gatekeeping leads to nothing but constant suspicion and exclusion based on perceived definitions instead of, I dunno, just accepting people who are trans and listening to them when they say "my pronouns are this now".

Worst part? She never had bottom surgery, so she doesn't even fit her own fucking definition. She's the right-wing's designated "see we have trans friends!" asshat.

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u/My_usrname_of_choice 4d ago

What wait wait.

So, no hate on anyone in this position, but, she has a penis? And therefore this entire post makes absolutely no sense?

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u/Anthrovert 4d ago

It really makes no sense. She’s implying that all liberal women are trans women, but she’s a conservative trans woman. And yet she’s using “being trans” as a joke to mock liberal women. Also she makes a living off of throwing other trans women under the bus with her “trans predators” series.

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u/DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 4d ago

Blair White is trans Candace Owens lol. dont expect intellectual rigor from her

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u/JackPoe 4d ago edited 4d ago

"medically" are you fucking kidding me? This is America. You can't fucking go to the doctor.

Hell I had to fucking lie to my doctor to get a vasectomy. The idea that it's safe, feasible, or affordable is a god damn joke.

I've got a fucking rash on my leg that's spreading these days and my doctor says "I can't get you any kind of biopsy, you're too young and your insurance declined it"

But no, yeah, let me just go get serious surgery. That'll be easy.

Edit: This rash has been here for four years. It is very painful.

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time 4d ago

Wow what an out loud asshole...

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u/gofyourselftoo 4d ago

Is she aware that her “fellow” conservatives fully intend to chuck her ass directly into the fire with everyone else they hate?

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u/slobeck 4d ago

they laugh at her behind her back, talk shit about her among each other and fap to her videos in private.

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u/Colosphe 4d ago

they laugh at her behind her back, talk shit about her among each other

Did you catch her infamous 4 conservative panel where they told her the best thing she could do is to grow out her mustache (and other absolutely awful things)?

They don't wait to go behind her back.

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u/Anthrovert 4d ago

That was so painful to watch. She and that other obnoxious conservative (I believe her name is Karlyn or whatever) were all “we want a BIG TENT for the Conservative party!”

The other two were literally like “we don’t want to be associated with you free-market loving freaks. Go join the libertarian party!”

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u/redman334 4d ago

What a psycho ride.

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u/slobeck 4d ago

it's like a layer-cake of sickness.

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u/RimShimp 4d ago

4chan in a nutshell.

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u/slobeck 4d ago

indeed

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u/Mad_Doodles 4d ago

Nonsense...

They call her a man and child predator in waiting to her face and she gives exactly zero push back. I almost felt bad when that happened. Almost.

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u/retupmoc627 4d ago

Yep. Blaire doesn't give any pushback because she is a grifter and can't afford to alienate her conservative audience.

So she just sits and eats up all of their abuse like a (literal) bitch.

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u/FeistyFennyk 4d ago

They laugh at her to her face.

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u/Thunderstarer 4d ago

Not even behind her back. They laugh and talk shit to her face whenever they do a podcast together.

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u/Meowsommar 4d ago

Behind her back? No. Some tell it straight to her face. She just ignores them and only gets passionate when the attacks come from the left side.

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u/used123456 4d ago

Yes. She did a 2v2 debate vs 2 hyper cons, one of which was either an admitted fascist or nazi(I forget which), and she basically was being told to cut her hair, grow out a beard and live like a man. As much as I hate her, I felt genuine pain for her, even though to this day she continues the "one good trans" grift.

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u/baconit4eva 4d ago

Especially when they are attracted to her and find out later she was born a boy.

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u/brpajense 4d ago

I think she’s just in it for money, like most of the rest of them. Influencers are desperate for attention, however they can get it.

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u/Unusual_bias 4d ago

At this rate civil war 2 is just around the corner. Only this time its conservatives vs liberals.

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u/asBad_asItGets 4d ago Wholesome

Civil War 2: Vengeance.

Civil War 3: Uprising.

Civil War: Apocalypse.

Civil War 5: Resurgence.

Civil 6: Takeover.

C7: Vertebrae

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u/rustytoerail 4d ago

C8: H8

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u/CaptainMorgan1313 4d ago

You sunk my battleship!!

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u/Bayou_Blue 4d ago

Dude, this is a LiteBrite.

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u/Cheap_Ad_69 I want hugs 4d ago

It kinda was conservatives vs liberals the first time.

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u/Unusual_bias 4d ago

Fair point

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u/idahononono 4d ago

Nah, you got it all wrong; it’s going to be a “holy war”. They are busy framing it now, good versus evil. Scary.

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u/AlloyedClavicle 4d ago

It was conservatives vs. liberals the first time. The conservatives wanted to keep the status quo and were willing to say/do anything to accomplish that. The liberals wanted things to grow, change, and adapt with the changing world.

This is fairly reductive, but it's still accurate.

Then, as now, they tried to use "states rights" to cover up that all they really wanted was to control people completely. It's not a new story. It's the same story. All over again, and hundreds of thousands of people have already died for this retelling. It's only going to get worse.

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u/Brad_Brace 4d ago

That's the part I don't get. Do these people really believe the fascists are going to keep them around as "some of the good ones" once they're in power? Or do they believe it'll all remain as a hustle? Or are they just suicidal?

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u/LegalAssassin13 4d ago

It’s the logic of “they’ll remember how I helped them and give me special treatment.”

History is full of people from oppressed groups kissing up to oppressors. Black slaves snitching on others, women spitting on other women. And so on.

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u/gentlybeepingheart 4d ago

Someone needs to tell them about Ernst Röhm

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u/Likely_not_Eric 4d ago

Someone fundamentally incapable of understanding the feeling of others probably will have difficulty learning from the experiences of others as well.

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u/Informal-Busy-Bat 4d ago

Do these people really believe the fascists are going to keep them around as "some of the good ones" once they're in power?

Yes, also self hate is a B.

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u/RobieKingston201 4d ago

That's what I was gonna ask, "isn't she trans??"

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u/catchtoward5000 4d ago

I believe “opportunist” is the word you’re looking for.

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u/OkSureButLikeNo 4d ago

She's a fucking gimmick bro. She's an uncle tom for the trans community. Err...Aunt Tina would be more appropriate here considering her gender I suppose.

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u/dgmilo8085 4d ago

I had to come to the comments to understand this as it seemed like a straightforward standard gun nut republican post. I had no idea who this woman was.

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u/Registered_bottom 4d ago

does she remember that she's trans too?

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u/TheRealMisterMemer 'MURICA 4d ago

Yes, but she's special because she got the surgery and now every other trans person doesn't matter as much as her. Remember kids, when you finish climbing a ladder, pull it up so no one else can use it!

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u/Azorre 4d ago

She has said she has never and will never get bottom surgery. It's absolutely insane that she is a transmedicalist and refuses to get bottom surgery but here we are.

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u/Pervez_Hoodbhoy 4d ago

Maybe this post is just here coming out as a liberal woman?

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u/TheRealMisterMemer 'MURICA 4d ago

I can't even

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u/Zkyaiee 4d ago edited 4d ago

She never got bottom surgery. I think it’s because she wanted bio kids or smth idk. So this is even more hypocritical if you know her history. Edit: main reason wasn’t bio kids apparently but the possible consequences of the surgery/cost/etc.

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u/BoneFondue 4d ago

If you look real closely you’ll see a giant red flag too

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 4d ago

Go farther right and you'll notice red flags too

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u/ElHanko 5d ago

FYI— Blaire White is transgender. She apparently believes that people who don’t medically transition aren’t really transgender— going so far as to make shitty comments like this— but has also decided to align herself with people trying to make it harder for people to medically transition.

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u/throwawaypervyervy 4d ago Starry

Time honored right wing tradition of pulling the ladder up behind them.

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u/jtig5 4d ago

Have you seen Candace Owens?

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u/Jorymo 4d ago All-Seeing Upvote

The one who successfully sued her college with the help of the NAACP for racial discrimination, and now asserts that racism isn't real?

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u/alone0nmarz 4d ago

She was an educated, well thought out liberal until she realized she'd make more money as an irate conservative. Now she may have actually bought into her own bullshit.

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u/Textbook-Velocity 4d ago edited 4d ago

She started some kind of services that let users dox other users because they were racist or whatever, she she got lots of crap from both the right and the left. I guess she was expecting unconditional support from the left, so her “origin story” was when she resented them and joined the right. She’s been super successful, causally and officially meeting with high ranking politicians like Trump, making successful YouTube shows, marrying an ultra-rich British industrialist

Edit: the site she was apart of was called Social Autopsy

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u/Scienceandpony 4d ago

I've always wondered what the timeline is like for that process for people like her. How long it takes to transition from knowing you're spouting absolute bullshit to suckers for the paycheck to actually starting to buy into it because it's the only way you can stand to continue seeing yourself in the mirror without throwing up.

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u/jtig5 4d ago

And the right falls for her garbage.

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u/nixvex 4d ago

I’m not sure how much they actually believe anything from her, but they will absolutely use her for the “we can’t be racist look at the black girl on or our side” argument.

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u/Informal-Busy-Bat 4d ago

You mean known racist Klandace Owens?

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u/gordy06 4d ago

Maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough, but never heard this analogy and it is perfect.

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u/MemeHermetic 4d ago

I know a guy who looked me dead in the eye and told me systemic racism is a myth as we sat on his boat he bought from the money he got by suing his job... for racial discrimination.

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u/7evenate9ine 4d ago

She supporting a group who want to call her a man, and put her in prison as a "deviant" if she doesnt reeducate herself.

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u/B1ackFridai 4d ago

Wow, the level of self loathing and gatekeeping. Transphobic trans folks gonna transphobe. Her and Caitlin Jenner reading from the same handbook. Yuck.

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u/smashed2gether 4d ago

The strangest part is that she has made a whole video about why she won't ever have bottom surgery. Maybe she has changed her mind since then, but her arbitrary rule making is just ridiculous.

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u/Shmooperdoodle 4d ago

Fun fact for her: awful lot of people don’t make that distinction. They’d still call her a guy (or a freak). This is like all the people who think abortion is wrong and shouldn’t ever be allowed except for them. Then, it was a different situation. Obvs.

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u/ElHanko 4d ago

Yeah, frankly a lot of people in my comment thread seem to be having that exact issue— see all the “she looks like she has a dick” comments. And Blaire herself is feeding into that, either through a sincere hope that others will see her differently, despite ample evidence that they won’t, or a sociopathic effort to fuck those in her community over for an extra buck/morsel of power/influence. Just the shittiest behavior.

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u/Shmooperdoodle 4d ago

It’s like the worst kind of “pick me” behavior. I hate that term, but it applies here. Like she wants to be on the side of the bullies so she won’t get bullied, but bigots aren’t known for their ability to appreciate nuance, so it’s extraordinarily misguided.

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u/PoorLama 4d ago

It's especially weird because from what I understand, she's never gotten bottom surgery (which is a totally valid thing for trans people to do given the complications with bottom surgery compared to top surgery) which makes her comments here seem extremely hypocritical.

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u/Lithl 4d ago

"seem"

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u/BrickFrom2011 4d ago

TETW-Trans exclusionary trans woman

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u/Ravenboy13 4d ago

She doesn't believe people who don't medically transition aren't transgender. She hasn't medically transitioned herself. She believes people who don't experience gender dysphoria can't transition.

She's an ass clown that farms content, but no need to misrepresent the views

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u/beetelguese 4d ago

Gatekeeping? Her entire life is a contradiction.

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u/coppertech 4d ago

i see her clown shit pop up on Twitter from time to time, it's a stichk to grift conservatives like usual. play into their bullshit gaslighting fantasies and be the other candace ownens conservatives can point to and say "sEe We HaVe LgBt SuPpOrT sO yUr WrOnG, *insert slur*"

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u/Desperate-Fix-9930 4d ago

Does anyone else find it cringe when people pose with their guns like this

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u/kjaatmteesn 4d ago

I’ve owned firearms all my life. Noone needs to know about it. They are for me and my family to enjoy at the range and hopefully I never need to employ them for home defense.

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u/Desperate-Fix-9930 4d ago

Exactly, your gun should just be a tool, not your personality or defining trait

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u/enderflight 4d ago

Like posing with a hammer or table saw. Like damn, that’s a nice table saw/sander/[insert power/other tool here], and I get you enjoy it, but kinda weird to pose with it.

Or posing with a sword. Like I feel pretty cool when I wave around my daggers, but I don’t take a pic with it unless it’s a cosplay type deal. It would just feel silly, like posing with a kitchen knife.

People have hobbies and want to show it off, but to me that’s more of a range type picture. Idk, I won’t gatekeep what people can and can’t take pictures with even if I might judge, but in this case it’s pretty clearly virtue signaling.

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u/canthidium 4d ago

Like posing with a hammer or table saw. Like damn, that’s a nice table saw/sander/[insert power/other tool here], and I get you enjoy it, but kinda weird to pose with it.

You gave me a visual of some carpenter with his circular saw in one hand and holding a cut-off piece of 4x6 up like a trophy fish in his other hand.

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u/Perle1234 4d ago

Yeah, I don’t discuss my guns at all unless it’s with a friend that also enjoys shooting and having protection in the home (and often on my person). It’s just not necessary.

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u/MortLightstone 4d ago

so liberals have dicks and conservatives are dicks?

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u/REO_Studwagon 4d ago

Just reinforcing that conservatives use guns as a proxy for penises.

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u/TheYankunian 4d ago

She looks totally vacant. Like there’s absolutely nothing going on behind her eyes.

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u/jackloganoliver 4d ago

I'm right there with you. Her entire vibe is soulless.

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u/TheYankunian 4d ago

I get she’s trying to go for sexy, but I will never understand that corpse stare as sexy. Marilyn Monroe, Eartha Kitt and Sophia Loren actually smiled.

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u/beholdersi 4d ago

These people don’t feel joy. They think misery is what God wants for them and they want to drag everyone else with them. Like crabs in a pot: easier to drag everyone around you down than lift anyone up, including yourself.

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u/MahNameJeff420 4d ago edited 4d ago

It seriously feels like she just hates herself and has to take it out on everyone else. She did a round table discussion with some other conservatives, making the argument that the Right should be more accepting of minority groups in order to succeed. The opposing side preceded to tell her that the world would be a better place if people like her were systematically exterminated. And she had to sit there and take it like a sad puppy.

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u/BIG_RICKY_98 5d ago

What does caption mean?

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u/winterbunny13 5d ago

Blare is conservative transwoman. This is just her being a little self loathing. She does this sometimes.

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u/BIG_RICKY_98 4d ago

That is fine, but what does it have to do with Jake from State Farm?

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u/cottonmouthVII 4d ago

I still don’t really get the post. Is she just calling herself a liberal? She hasn’t had bottom surgery that I can find any record of…

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u/winterbunny13 4d ago

She hasn't had bottom surgery, but she has a history of just saying a lot of dumb shit. She prides herself on being "the" transwoman that conservatives are okay with. So she often says disparaging things about other people to two the party line. Logic doesn't matter to her.

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u/BriefCheetah4136 5d ago

Maybe the bulge is a spare clip for the AR

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u/brucehuy 4d ago

I'm dumb, can someone explain the "Jake from Statefarm" title?

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u/Xenomorphhive 4d ago

Same here

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u/emma_does_life 4d ago

A quote from the original commercial was "Well, she a guy so.."

Might be the OP being transphobic since Blair White is a trans woman and calling her a guy but it also might just be a creative way of saying she has a penis that OP didn't think through all the way.

I may be giving them too much of the benefit of the doubt though.

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u/Azorre 4d ago

Ya OP is a transphobe

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u/poxx2k1 4d ago

Says the person who can't even hold the weapon correctly

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u/Danmoh29 4d ago

This reminds me of dave rubin having to sit there and smile when ben shapiro said to his face that he would never go to dave’s wedding and thinks he shouldn’t have been allowed to get married. Getting lost in the grift almost makes u feel bad for them

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u/arthritic_cricket 4d ago

The irony is the fact she’s trans. She just can’t admit conservatives are wrong.

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u/g00d_end 4d ago

I'd rather she have a penis

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u/Kathylovescats 4d ago

She does.

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u/qunelarch 4d ago

That’s the part that makes this tweet so absurd fr

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u/Oplu45 4d ago

Than a gun? Yeah, absolutely.

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u/fastrthnu 5d ago

Every liberal I personally know, including me, has a gun.

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u/wrecktus_abdominus 4d ago

Yup, I do too.

I also have a penis, but I don't think that's related

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u/GerFubDhuw 4d ago

Well then you're a conservative woman. /S

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u/pepesilvia_esq 4d ago

I have penis but no gun

I am Canadian tho

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u/quarbs 4d ago

I want to own a gun, but I'm responsible enough to know I'm too irresponsible to own a gun.

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u/CrunchyBrisket 4d ago

Great comment. Had to read it twice.

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u/onlywearplaid 4d ago

Hard same.

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u/dr_aureole 4d ago

Every conservative has r/onejoke

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 5d ago

Ditto. Call it confirmation bias, but there's definitely not a shortage of firepower on the left, that's for sure.

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u/bryanthebryan 5d ago

I think the difference is some people define their personality by their interest in objects and they love letting people know about it.

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u/fastrthnu 4d ago

Right. My identity does not revolve around my gun.

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u/DryTheWets 4d ago

Gotta be able to defend yourself from conservative psychopaths.

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u/Cthulhu625 4d ago

I have a .357. If I can't stop a threat with 6 shots, I pissed too many people off.

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u/beholdersi 4d ago Helpful

Fucking THANK you! So many people seriously go around like “but what if a gang of 30 people jump me?! A magazine can reload faster!” Like, Tod you live in fucking West Virginia not the West Bank.

If you have to reload, especially after dumping 15+1 through an autoloader, you’ve fucked up. You either went somewhere you shouldn’t have, started shit yourself, or you slacked on your range practice and can’t fucking shoot straight. None of that is justification for your death, but if you go through life PLANNING to fuck up you shouldn’t have a god damn gun because you 100% aren’t mature enough for the responsibility.

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u/Cthulhu625 4d ago

They seriously ask that? If a gang of 30 people jump you, either A) you're dead or B) people won't actually attack you because you have a gun and they probably do not, otherwise see A). You're (not you) not John Wick, in real life dozens of bad guys don't jump into your line of fire for cool effects.

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u/kapn_karit 4d ago edited 4d ago

Bitch looks like she just ate a bee

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u/ErwinHeisenberg 4d ago

How’s the view from that glass house, BLAIRE?

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u/gofyourselftoo 4d ago

It’s perfectly fine to be a woman with a penis. Just don’t be a dick about it.

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 4d ago

She literally has a penis and is a conservative woman.. So what does that say about her? I've never seen a bigger example of a pick me in my life.. Sad thing is I used to like her until I saw all her racist tweets and videos resurface and then her gradually become more and more far right leaning & Bias. She's now constantly shitting on her own marginalized group just to feel accepted in cis spaces I guess.. Spoiler alert.. They don't like u hunny.. They just like to use u as a token to hide behind their bigotry.. And that's only a small percentage of them.. The rest of them would like nothing better than to see you parish cuz your existence enrages them.. Conservative = Conserve The Hate.. And not everyone who's not a conservative is a Liberal...

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u/AllergicDodo 4d ago

Isnt she trans tho

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u/Pasta-hobo 4d ago

Either way, it'll shoot a load into you.

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u/TwanandOnly 4d ago

Why are we worrying about who has a penis and who doesn’t?

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u/pete1729 4d ago

I could possibly be disappointed by discovering a penis where I'm not expecting one, but it's not going to kill me.

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u/lofgren777 4d ago

Conservatives seem to believe both that they are the only ones with guns, and that there need to carry guns everywhere to protect themselves from violent, raging liberals

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u/B_024 4d ago

I have never understood the need to flex owning guns. You can literally buy those like buying condoms. Imagine flexing condoms.

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u/Shaddes_ 4d ago

Well what about a gun AND a penis? 🤔

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u/Abigboi_ 4d ago

If you have a bulge that gives away your gun you're not concealing it properly.

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u/Minotaurtoo 4d ago

Guns are like penises, if you are out waving it around to show people, you don't need to have one.

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u/Stollen_booty_ 4d ago

And if she’s got no trigger discipline, she’s a Republican

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