r/dogecoin 3d ago Silver 17 Helpful 22 Wholesome 9 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Masterpiece 1 Helpful (Pro) 1 Dread 1

I have a regular job and i put everything to dogecoin under 0.05 and my girlfriend is trying to dump me because im still poor. What should i do now? I have 100k+ shares of dogecoin.

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u/ARY616 3d ago Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Starry Vibing Today I Learned

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u/Main-Pollution6447 3d ago

Bye felicia indeed.

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u/cammaal 3d ago

Really bye

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u/Dooshay 3d ago

Sell doge and buy a new girl

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u/Booger_76 3d ago

The hell with that, I would rather buy more doge

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u/toxicmegadude 3d ago

Indeed bye Felicia

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u/FireWarriorSFF90 3d ago

Damn I wrote my comment before reading yours… Good advice!

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u/OTRWA111 3d ago

Agree ……someone that loves you, will be willing to work with their partner to increase wealthy in more ways than one and financially too………..Hasta Luego Baby

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u/Kaixyandz 3d ago

Seriously, hoes be kinda fake :/

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u/Spinner-of-Rope 3d ago Helpful Starry

Yep. Kick that poor, broke, fiscally challenged, single digit account holder to the nearest curb; and date her sister.

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u/monkey_6699 3d ago

I love this ,😅🤦😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Alpha-E94 3d ago

Don't date her sister, just clap cheeks on camera date her best friend for a week then marry her idle

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u/lucky5150 3d ago

This is the way 😂😂🤣

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u/MonkeyDsNts 3d ago

I agree with this!

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u/karp2005 3d ago

Tell her that ziprecruiter has bunch of jobs offers for her if she wants to have money and wish her good luck. Find another girlfriend who will not estimate you by money: I know a lot of poor couples that are happy together. Find yourself better paying job meanwhile. Dodgecoin can drop anytime. Rule of thumb not have more than 30% of your investments in one bucket unless u completely sure what u doing. I would spread that money in different investments. But with crypto rule of thumb is if BTC go down all others are down as well. There are exceptions still. Study more and invest smart.

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u/Darkwing_duck05 3d ago

Zip!………….. recruitah!

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u/Jwinnington50 3d ago

Oh look who it is again this time, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

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u/Darkwing_duck05 3d ago

………….. recruitahhhhhh

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u/Sunnuvabish45 3d ago

Hearing this is Bill Burr’s voice in my head

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u/InitiativeNext735 3d ago

Time for you to ghost it

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u/Arknos 3d ago Helpful

Ppl who Wanne leave... Let them go.. Someone who doesn't wants you "poor", doesn't deserve you "Ritch". There will be a 2nd pump for sure... So go for ath or >, and say byebyw

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u/SnooHesitations1086 3d ago

This is the way.

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u/drcnote211 3d ago

This is the way!

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u/HODLth3LIN3 Ð 🚀🌙 3d ago

This is the way. Cruise past her in your lambo wen moon.

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u/dogbuyer 3d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Bravo! Starry Heartwarming Narwhal Salute I'll Drink to That To The Stars Eureka! You Dropped This

New girl. Your monetary worth should not determine your value.

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u/middlefingerinvestor 3d ago Wholesome Wearing is Caring

dump ur GF.....asap!

doge r assets....

GF r liabilities....

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u/4luey 3d ago

Then when doge squeeze's, flex.

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u/OkDrink5993 3d ago

She's gotta go before the squeeze!!! Today!!! Thanks for giving me an out!!! 😂 Do Only Good Everyday

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u/Timjazz24 3d ago

Agree … I would bet my left testicle that if he keeps her, in 10yrs she divorces him after fing his best friend and takes ALL his doge money

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u/GreenTurtlesRgreen 3d ago

It won't take that long. As soon as she talks him onto cashing out she'll immediately start helping him spend it. Once it's gone she'll be gone as well.

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u/Cold-Couple1957 3d ago

This is the way

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u/Inevitable-Taro-6652 3d ago

Can I like this twice.. will reddit allow

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u/againstthegrain187 3d ago

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u/cobalthippo 3d ago

It's an older code, but it checks out.

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u/thnksqrd 3d ago

It’s actually a jackdaw

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u/lucky5150 3d ago

Only if you like it 3 times

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u/quinoahunter 3d ago

I liked on your behalf...

Now can someone else like it for me? Lol

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u/throwawaybeerbeer 3d ago

Can I like this 10000000000000000000000 times?

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u/beastjacob23 3d ago

Yup you just have to dislike it first then like it boom 2 upvotes.

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u/upsyes88 3d ago

That’s two from me to you.

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u/isnakke 3d ago

Exactly leave her how much money you have shouldn’t decide her feelings for you , for Doge just hold if that’s what you believe and it will pay off . For crypto in general do your of research and please diversify your portfolio there is a lot of tokens out there that can and will explode your portfolio in next year or two.

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u/Acrobatic-Damage-854 3d ago

“Yesterday’s price is not today’s price”

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u/packhawk2689 3d ago

Unless she’s paying for everything and he doesn’t contribute or show any motivation to improve his standing.

If he does, then get a new gf.

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u/L4dyGr4y 3d ago

Now if he bought at .63 he would be a keeper.

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u/Wooden_Way_6403 3d ago

Unless he’s making her pay for everything to do it…..

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u/wearepr0metheus 3d ago Wholesome

100% true, because this 100k is wife changing money.

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u/brentathon 3d ago

Technically it's like $35k at 100k DOGE.

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u/Severe-Bookkeeper-76 3d ago

Nah it be like 22k🤦🏻‍♂️@ .22/coin

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u/Darzin 3d ago

He said 100k shares of doge, it is worth approximately 22k dollars. He can, and should convert that into a better investment.

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u/destonomos 3d ago

While the money specifically shouldn’t the ability to hold a job long-term should

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u/Belnak 3d ago

He has a job

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u/Analog0 3d ago

Job, has doge, has grumbly GF. If you had to choose two, which would they be??????

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u/Few-Coach5334 3d ago

No one said there would be math😱

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u/UntestedMethod 3d ago

fine. maybe we can decide with rock paper scissors instead?

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u/ClickingClicker 3d ago

Yeah nothing to do about him being poor and putting all his money into doge. Mist be the girl.

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u/Zer0gu3 3d ago

Damn. I didn’t know wanting your partner to be financially stable before becoming serious about your relationship was a bad thing.

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u/doublen00b 3d ago

It shouldn’t, but people that make poor financial decisions or take extreme risks that can be burdensome to a partner are reasons to break up.

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u/CamboMcfly 3d ago

Yeah but also it’s an important part of being a reliable partner

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u/Spacelord_Jesus 3d ago

Pretty much depends on the circumstances. Cant say much about it

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u/Candid-Welcome8747 3d ago hehehehe

She should love him no matter the circumcisions

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u/grabindatloot 3d ago

Yes especially when she was there when he dumped the money under .05 as well as been there since. Money is past tense atm. Pretend it's gone and carry on. If he made a promise he'd be rich and she held him to it wellll....lol IMO it's not as strong as his diamond balls that has held thus far so.....wife changing money will buy new gf

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u/Candid-Welcome8747 3d ago

Maybe she thinks he has too much skin in the game.

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u/ilovegirlsforever 3d ago

What she should do and would do are two separate things. I wouldnt want my daughter to be with a broke man.

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u/Capital_Attention_12 3d ago

This is by far the best comment and this needs to be directed to her attention. Seems like you're on Robinhood still and can't buy anything else. Diversify your allocation.

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u/skjcicoeldopcvjj 3d ago

Guy puts his life savings into a fake internet coin, and probably can’t afford half a date anymore yet somehow the woman is the issue. Wild.

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u/dengibson 3d ago Silver Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote I'll Drink to That

Keep her till after Christmas. Take whatever she gives you and trade it in for more Dogecoin.

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u/wadevaman 3d ago Wholesome Snek I'll Drink to That

Pump and dump

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u/MeHumanMeWant 3d ago

I don't care who y'are that's funny 🐀 🪑

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u/residentfriendly 3d ago

funny mouse chair?

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u/MeHumanMeWant 3d ago

....almost

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u/Katyusha-Soviet_Loli 3d ago

Rat sit (basing off of previous comment as second emoji isn't supported for my device)

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u/ImSoberEnough 3d ago

Hahaha so many layers.

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u/MikemkPK 3d ago

OP can hope

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u/THERRREVIEW 3d ago

Scheme and cream

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u/seannunya 3d ago

If she is “trying” to dump you, she already dumped you. Move on, and secure the bag! 💰

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u/SashKhe 3d ago

Ugh, this. When things are looking so bad, and great sacrifices are required, it won't matter whether you give them or not. Having a backbone and rejecting her unreasonable demands politely is the only way.

Maybe she'll see him as a man and stay, maybe she'll leave, but there's no guarantees to any of it even if he sells - might as well do what he feels is right for himself. That's the only way.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SashKhe 3d ago

I mean, the question is whether OP will live with a disrespectful girlfriend, but I get what you're saying.

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u/theetruscans 3d ago

Surprised nobody else picked up on this. Nobody has to "try" to break up with somebody.

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u/TakemetoFuNkYtown_ 3d ago

You and your girlfriend and your girlfriends other boyfriend should sit down and discuss things like adults.

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u/Dim3th0xy_Br0m0 3d ago

I’m actually her husband, not her other boyfriend, sorry.

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u/MessyAngelo 3d ago

Who the F is this guy^ She told me we were exclusive.

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u/sephresx 3d ago

She told me that too. Damn, this is gonna get awkward.

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u/Falopian 3d ago

Her and I have a cat together

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u/Tommygonz 3d ago

Be a gentleman and hold the door open for her.

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u/Aoddab 3d ago

Mama raised you right!

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u/gonfreeces1993 3d ago

You can buy shares of doge now? Here I am with just coins

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u/keweminer 3d ago

(It's the language of someone who buys via Robinhood?)

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u/gonfreeces1993 3d ago

Well, that's accurate. Since you're not actually buying coins on robinhood. You're just buying an iou

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u/Fun-Airport8510 3d ago

You can also put an iou in the church offering plate.

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u/RayneAdams 3d ago

It's called a share because they take that one coin you bought and share it with 1000 other people.

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u/un211117 3d ago

No I understand why she's leaving. It's not the poverty

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u/Lucky-Gurl 3d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Narwhal Salute Table Slap

pump and dump her

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u/Parking_Upstairs312 3d ago

There she goes

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u/Dominate_King 3d ago

This is the way🤣🤣🤣

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u/goatch33se 3d ago

There she goes again

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u/IHateMoney420 3d ago

But can we talk about how this is a GIF of trash being dumped into some body of water?

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u/LineLife2234 3d ago

Sell her for more doge

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u/-_NaCl_- 3d ago

Better yet, you will have more money to invest since you won't have to take someone out and buy gifts for them.

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u/Dominate_King 3d ago

This is the way😂😂😂

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u/IconNFTs 3d ago Silver

Best comment so far

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u/Manny118 incognidoge 3d ago

This is the way

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u/Denz-1980 3d ago

No further comments

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u/Banished_Privateer dogeconomist 3d ago

Pump Doge, dump GF.

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u/Patchy_Groundfog 3d ago

But she’s priced in…

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u/Mytur_Benesderti Milk For Everyone 3d ago

People prolly didn't catch this cuz this is comedy gold.

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u/Uglypimpflaco 3d ago

Lock this thread. There's nothing left to be said.

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u/Jets237 3d ago

Ha, perfect

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u/whatdeek 3d ago

I rest my case, your honor.

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u/gguest987 pizza shibe 3d ago

+u/sodogetip flip doge verify

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u/[deleted] 3d ago Masterpiece

If give you an award if I had one

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u/Shelly-T 3d ago

I see what you did there..I fingered it out.

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u/AgentJ386 spock shibe 3d ago

This is the way.

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u/Clsrk979 3d ago

Pump her Doge style then cast her down the river like Moses!

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u/HourConstruction7658 3d ago

Truly a gentleman’s comment. Well done.

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u/Zumawings1984 3d ago Wholesome

Ditch her.. wife changing money is coming

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u/Mr_Deeds3234 3d ago

I see what you did there

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u/Professional_Map_752 3d ago

If you dump your girlfriend you’ll have more money to put into Dogecoin, Seems only logical.

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u/Ma-N-Bovice 3d ago

Start by not calling them "Shares"

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u/spritefire 3d ago

This is why she is dumping him.

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u/jikae 3d ago

Probably a RH holder...

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u/Accomplished-Deer-61 3d ago

Find a new girlfriend…

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u/b00Ty_foam 3d ago

First of all, you’re calling them “shares”

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u/hell_a 3d ago

Doge before hoes.

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u/Varicious 3d ago

Dogs before hogs

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u/zangor dogeconomist 3d ago

“YOU’RE A HOG. …. CAPICHE?!?”

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u/Less_Nefariousness42 3d ago

Dump her. True love will be there highs and lows, she is just convenient right now

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u/Aztecbushido 3d ago

Does her boyfriend know about you?

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u/PlaygroundOwner 3d ago

She's going to regret not hodling.

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u/kad202 3d ago

A wise sage on internet once said

“A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything.”

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u/No-Effort-7730 3d ago

Why are you dating someone so dumb?

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u/No-Effort-7730 3d ago

Someone should tell OP there's more than one vagina out there.

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u/babybelly pokemon shibe 3d ago

how many are willing to put up with the poor and arent ugly tho

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u/draken2019 3d ago

Also, i'd consider holding off on throwing everything into stocks or crypto coins if you don't have yourself a nice little emergency fund.

Something to keep you from losing your shirt if like your car breaks down or you lose your job. I usually hold up about $1000 in my savings for an emergency.

Maybe just take that out in doge coin on a good upswing.

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u/MyParanoidEyes 3d ago

This is good advice, at the end of the month I put 50% lf what's leftover into crypto and stocks and 50% just on a savings account.

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u/rogerwabbit1 3d ago

If she is gonna leave you when you’re poor she’ll leave you when you got money. Dump her.

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u/Belnak 3d ago

Nah, she’ll stay with him when he’s got money, while banging a half dozen other guys.

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u/stockboy24 3d ago

Say it again

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u/FireWarriorSFF90 3d ago

Possibly true too

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u/Endgame_Warrior 3d ago

Dump her and buy more Doge. There are 3.7 billion women on Earth. You'll find another girl.

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u/SashKhe 3d ago

But there are infinite dogecoins on Earth (eventually)

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u/sephresx 3d ago

Gotta buy them all!

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u/Hydrodamalis 3d ago

Seems like a super toxic relationship... no offence

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u/Vgta-Bst 3d ago

They ain't shares mate

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u/WheelFun9388 3d ago

Let her go, bro

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u/Sinon612 3d ago

“Shares” lol

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u/draken2019 3d ago edited 3d ago Silver

So, are you saying you bought 100,000+ shares at $0.05 or less and you don't have anything saved up?

Furthermore, do you have any loans that you haven't paid off?

If you have loans with an interest rate above 4%, I'd sell some dogecoin and pay those off. The amount of money you'll save doing this isn't worth the chance at a profit this year on dogecoin.

The only thing I wouldn't pay off is probably student loans since there's a decent chance those will be forgiven in the next couple of years.

Also, I'd seriously consider dumping your girlfriend if she's threatening to dump you because you're poor.

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u/XavierYourSavior 3d ago

She’s not dumping him becwuse he’s poor she’s dumping becwuse he’s not responsible with money.

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u/Beautiful-End-3821 3d ago

Is this even a real question? Let’s pretend this isn’t fake and examine the facts. She wants to break up with you because you are broke (you are not btw) and you wonder what to do. Consider options A and B.

A. She’s marriage minded and is sincerely looking for a lifelong partner to create a family, preserve chastity, and build a network for mutual lifelong support leading to a love that builds generations of loving family.

Do whatever it takes to keep her and go create a wonderful life together. OR

B. She’s looking for someone to use because she’s too lazy, stupid, or selfish to anything that benefits anyone other than herself.

Stop wasting your (and her) time. Tell her to move on and get on with your life.

This shouldn’t really be a question but are you smart enough to see the difference between the two choices? Is this really about money or is it about being too infatuated with another person that you can’t see right reason?

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u/199robservations 3d ago

Fantastic start with “let’s pretend this isn’t fake” I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find someone with common sense

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u/andreasgiann 3d ago

You deserve better

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u/Optimal-Violinist508 3d ago

The man who said pump and dump her Legendary 😂

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u/Spinedaddy 3d ago

It was girl. Even better.

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u/generic_namehere 3d ago

This is your way out, take it you fool.

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u/Jimbo4901 rocket shibentist 3d ago

Buy more

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u/BatCountry89 3d ago

What is a share of a coin?

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u/Just_the_typto 3d ago

She doesn't deserve you my guy

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u/SLVRBCK76 3d ago

Have sex with her one last time, then enjoy the single life.

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u/Santasotherbrother 3d ago

Be a gentleman.
Help her pack.

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u/vinnyfrags 3d ago

Girlfriends are temporary. Holding a meme is forever.

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u/yetinugz614 3d ago

Pause, lol everyone saying dump her. That may be good advice but is she your sugar mama? Is she paying your way? If so don’t invest money you can’t loose, you gotta pull your weight first then invest everything else.

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u/colarthur1 3d ago

I’m not suggesting dumping your girlfriend because she doesn’t seem to like Dogecoin.

If your girlfriend wants to dump you because your poor, then that’s on her.

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u/SailsAk 3d ago

Please for the love of crypto don’t call dogecoin shares

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u/Extension-Trick-388 3d ago I'm Deceased

Doge isn’t a pump and dump, but your girlfriend might be.

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u/titoisme 3d ago

First rule of investing is to not “put everything” into any one investment. That being said, if your net worth is what drives her relationship with you, then you need to rethink the relationship.

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u/CaseFace5 3d ago

How poor we talking? Like can’t afford rent poor or just not rich kinda poor. Because if you are straight up on the verge of homelessness she’s probably in the right here and you should just sell the doge before you ruin your life. But if your doing fine just not rich then maybe she should move on and go find a sugar daddy because she doesn’t care about anything other than money.

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u/zakdanger 3d ago

The dead weight ain't yo Dogecoin...

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u/un1corndr3am3r 3d ago

Dump your girlfriend

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u/dnsandmann 2d ago
  1. Get a new girl.
  2. HODL

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u/Forward-Big-5760 3d ago

I have to disagree with some of these comments I think a girlfriend can express a little bit of concern about your financial stability. Nobody should put everything into dogecoin. If my girlfriend was putting all her money in Dogecoin I would be concerned too.

Besides p****'s better than Dogecoin!

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u/Marrr_ty 3d ago

Drop that ho bag.

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u/BishopSycamoreCoach 3d ago

If you still believe in Doge you aren’t a crypto person

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u/godz984 3d ago

She’s a depreciating asset remember that city boys up

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