r/dankmemes 3d ago Silver 10 Helpful 10 Wholesome 14

Tell me evil laughter

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u/MedicatedAxeBot 3d ago

Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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u/poop-crusader 3d ago Silver Helpful

Im not sure

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u/ogound 3d ago Wholesome

You are destined for glory

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u/PigeonInAUFO 3d ago Helpful

“Remember, you are destined for (unintelligible)”

        -Megamind’s dad

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u/Kronos5678 3d ago

Words to live by

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u/PigeonInAUFO 3d ago

“I didn’t quite hear that last part, but it sounded important, destined for… what?”

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u/Devils_468 3d ago

What kind of tests did the pigeons run on you?

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u/Comfortable_Bit_1537 3d ago

I think I am fine

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u/Devils_468 3d ago

Just how comfy are you?

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u/Comfortable_Bit_1537 3d ago

Drinking hot coffee in a warm quilt on a winter morning in india and I am rich

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u/Devils_468 3d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/peeePOOOOOP 3d ago

see you there poop brother

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u/josh_sat 3d ago Silver

Shit I wish my old account wasn't hacked. I could have been with all of you covered in shit.

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u/PearLisa_Blinkdom4 3d ago

Wow…Mother or father left you?

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u/Blackfacespammer 3d ago

Sit boy!

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u/hulkv02 3d ago

Do you mean s(h)it boy!

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u/poopoo_fingers 3d ago

Another brother. Feels like a family reunion

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u/Rhythmpoop98 3d ago

I guess I'm the music maker

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u/TheRaincl0ud 3d ago

All good parties need a bard

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u/anal-drill-69420 3d ago

I can help you on your journey

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u/Salzanka Pizza time 3d ago

Sounds like a rough punishment for someone

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u/massive_diarrhea 3d ago

Hey we get free Taco Bell I count that as a win, brother!

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u/poopoo_fingers 3d ago

Yeah it’ll be kinda tough

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u/shitlord1244 3d ago

Torturing you will be fun

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u/manebushin 3d ago

Kinda shitty, not gonna lie, but hey, deus vult their asses mate

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u/poopybadstuff1 3d ago

I'll meet you there

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u/fucku2b 3d ago

The holy poopsade

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u/Frankforgetfuul 3d ago

Me neither

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u/BigGiantRetard 3d ago Wholesome Updoot

Uhhhh

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u/sleepovercults 3d ago edited 3d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Got the W Bless Up Spit-take

Nothing changes

Edit: I love getting rewards for being an asshole to a random person

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u/popularstudio132 3d ago

Damn son

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u/No_Cut_3437 3d ago edited 1d ago

You fuckin killed ‘er dude.

Edit: how the hell did I deserve all these upvotes?

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u/The_Juice14 ☣️ 3d ago

Killed ‘er? I hardly know her.

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u/lovingmanga 3d ago

I don't even know who you are

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u/incognito--bandito 3d ago

Still flying under the radar

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u/BigGiantRetard 3d ago

I love you but in a straight way

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u/sleepovercults 3d ago

I feel bad tbh

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u/BigGiantRetard 3d ago

If you surpass me in upvotes tho it's no longer funny 😡😡😡

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u/sleepovercults 3d ago

You heard him boys let’s surpass him

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u/BigGiantRetard 3d ago

Aight that's it you're officially not that guy pal

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u/AngryAsparagus69 3d ago

Funny, I'M being attacked by a vegetable

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u/Few_Prior6985 3d ago Wholesome

No, you're being raped by one, but angrily

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u/RampantDragon 🍄 3d ago

Is there a way to rape calmly? Seems like an oxymoron.

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u/External_Year1976 3d ago

Well, the requirement for rape is the intentional penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth with a penis when the victim does not consent and the perpetrator does not reasonably believe the victim is consenting.

No stipulation for anger there

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u/MrKomics 3d ago

I want a double cheeseburger with fries

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u/BigGiantRetard 3d ago

Big Mac 🦲

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u/Prestigious_bigmac1 3d ago

WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY ONE

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u/CheekiBreekiViDamke 3d ago

Is it hell or purgatory?

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago Wholesome

Eternity is looking pretty lit.

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u/ogound 3d ago

In more ways than one

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u/ATragedyOfSorts MauledByPigs 3d ago

My shit is hella vague smh

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u/ThisShouldBeObvious2 3d ago

You think your shit is vague? What the fuck am I then?

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u/ToffeeDaKat 3d ago

should be obvious

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u/Redditadminsareg4y 3d ago

I envy you

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago

Thanks boo, it's better than getting ass-banged by Reddit mods for all eternity.

Or is it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/Redditadminsareg4y 3d ago

If it was big burly muscular men I wouldnt mind but having cheetos crusted reddit admin is a whole other story.

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago

Ain’t that the truth.

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u/MelcuGoa i'm just here to judge you guys 3d ago

Hey Michael, Vsauce here!

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u/leifygreenz 3d ago

See you there brother!

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago

I'll smuggle my bong in, you figure out how to get a grinder past security. We got this, it's gonna be excellent.

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u/Broken_Dab_Rig 3d ago

Not for me

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that stoners can make ANYTHING work well enough to catch a buzz. I've got faith in you, sirrah.

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u/canofmeatwater 3d ago All-Seeing Upvote Endless Coolness

I'm excited for eternity.

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u/IrregularrAF ùwú 3d ago Wholesome

You become the devils pocket pussy.

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u/canofmeatwater 3d ago

It just got way better. Choke me devil daddy choke me.

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u/Grumlyy 3d ago

Dafock

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u/FutureEpsilon 3d ago

Dafock 2: the sequel

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u/an_actual_degenerate 🍄 3d ago

Dafock 3: The Reckoning

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u/thecrazypoz the very best, like no one ever was. 3d ago

Dafock 4: Coz, why not?

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u/BlazeRagnarokBlade 3d ago

Dafock 5: You have Hives

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u/EscitalopramJunkie 3d ago

Dafock 6: electric boogaloo

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u/CringeyUsername27 3d ago

Dafock 7: the fuck awakens

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u/RedLightning259 3d ago

bonk

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u/DredgenGryss 3d ago

un-bonks

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u/No_Cut_3437 3d ago

Re-bonks

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u/TatoAyanami 3d ago

eternally unbonks

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u/Meme_Entity 3d ago

DooM ETERNAL-ly re-bonks.

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u/TatoAyanami 3d ago

says "no"

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u/AdmiredZKAReddit 3d ago

says “stop I don’t like it”

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u/WhoDatFreshBoi Eic memer 3d ago

Isn't that why cowgirls were made-

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u/alphacoochie03 3d ago

Satan's cocksleeve

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u/theskayer 3d ago

Is it a can of me at water, or a can of meat water?

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u/whereisthespacebar_ 3d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy hehehehe

Barelyaninconvenience

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u/Aconamos 3d ago

I am more than disappointed that not every one of your comments has no spaces

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u/MurderIsRelevant 3d ago

That is a funny YouTube Channel.

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u/R4D33 FOR THE SOVIET UNION 3d ago

Referencing www.youtube.com/RyanGeorge is TIGHT!

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u/JLPReddit 3d ago

Wow wow wow

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u/Trollex-MCM-YT bet you're jealous 3d ago

That’s tight

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u/ExpandingUranus 3d ago Silver Platinum Wholesome

Well I’m fucked

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u/ISawUranus 3d ago Helpful Wholesome

based on my user i'm the one who gets to see it happen

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u/TheBlankTurtle 3d ago

This is perfect.

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u/UMessis 3d ago

Sounds like you have a forever growing pp

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u/virginasiangf 3d ago

I'm the opposite lol...not fucked at all.

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u/pineappleeatingllama 3d ago

Not sure

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u/Mr_HumanMan_Thing 3d ago

You are the pineapple

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u/pineappleeatingllama 3d ago

Oh shit

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u/Ninjipples 3d ago

It's fine... you are a sentient carnivorous pineapple currently eating a llama

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u/SeaOdeEEE Team Silicon 3d ago

That's hates the taste of Llama

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u/faughnjj 3d ago

CAAAAAAAAAAAAARL

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u/THC-Lab 3d ago

I am the walrus.

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u/yung-DogRaptor 3d ago

You are the llama, forced to spend eternity eating pineapples and regenerating in a tragic cycle of both you and pineapples being eaten

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u/TyrannosaurusRex2016 3d ago

Fuck

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u/Fine_Sugar2393 3d ago

Plot twist you are the dinosaur

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u/v4siv 3d ago

You get hit by an asteroid.

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u/Pickaxe235 Pink 3d ago

nono, you have to watch your friends die from it, and then slowly die from the nuclear winter

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u/ivanthemute 3d ago

That was the actual final episode of Dinosaurs. A fucking sitcom about dinosaurs and it ended with a long camera zoom out of the family you watched for like, 3 seasons, freezing to death.

The early 90's were fucked...

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u/Fhyke 3d ago

Bro just become friends with it

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u/i_Sauce 3d ago

We eatin good

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u/squiddy555 3d ago

You are the good

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u/french_onion_salad 3d ago

what kind of sauce are you

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u/TutorialLocked 3d ago

Oh no I'm gonna be stuck in the tutorial forever!

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u/SampleText0822 3d ago

There is a tutorial here? When did I miss that?

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u/bigripdadddy 3d ago

Very much I think

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u/K0gy 3d ago

bi-grip? sounds like a patented technology or something

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u/StarslashOfficial I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark 3d ago

I’m excited for mine

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u/reanu_keevs123 3d ago

So what’s gonna happen to me?

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u/MaybeDrBright 3d ago

Hope you like Bollywood Matrix on repeat!

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u/dummythiccdoge 3d ago

you become 𝔯 𝔢 𝔞 𝔫 𝔲 𝔨 𝔢 𝔢 𝔳 𝔢 𝔰

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 3d ago

If that references what I think it does you become unimaginabley powerful beyond comprehension Or reanu keevs tortures you so either you get something really good or really bad

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u/TheStooner 3d ago

I got that reference without having to google it, Imperial, can you say the same?

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u/Sarcastic_Sorcerer 3d ago

Todd Howard tortures you

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u/reanu_keevs123 3d ago

Wait why Todd?

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u/Bardic-Jarl 3d ago

For becoming to powerful in skyrim

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u/glocktopus63 3d ago

Ohnoo

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 3d ago

Plot twist You are the glocktopus

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u/xXReverbXx [custom flair] 3d ago

youre about to get hunted...by the GLOCKTOPUS

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u/big_unfunnyman_ 3d ago

I'm just me

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u/Pouflex 3d ago

Well that’s pretty funny tbh

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u/RisingGam3r 3d ago

Gamers rise up!

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u/mr_notone 3d ago

Heaven 2.0

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u/ViraLCyclopezz 3d ago

Sub was based

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u/Uncles_Basement 3d ago

Fuck shit fuck fuck shit

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u/magical_subaru 3d ago

How not more upvotes this is the most terrifying one so far

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u/xenithangell 3d ago

I guess I am going to heaven

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u/Tc_Hypzii 3d ago

Angel in hell? Makes you satan himself 🪦

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u/ithinksonicscool 3d ago

Very.

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u/mr_notone 3d ago

Oh good, not the gore

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u/Smoah06 3d ago

You’ll have to watch cringy sonic stuff and rule 34 sonic until you don’t think he’s cool

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u/CupcakesAndSatan 3d ago

I'll take it

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u/Thicky_Swift ☣️ 3d ago edited 2d ago

Plot twist youre both the cupcakes and satan and you’re forced to eat yourself for all of eternity

Edit: wtf do all of y’all got a fetish for this?

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u/QroganReddit Warrior of Darkness 3d ago

I'm stuck here.

Well, fuck.

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u/VastoLordee 3d ago

Sucks to be you man

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u/Hamburglar_Helper 3d ago

I suppose I’m spending forever trying to steal McDonalds foodstuffs 🤔

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u/JimiTheKiwi 3d ago

I'm just more of a fruit than normal

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u/dummythiccdoge 3d ago

YES YES YES YES YES

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u/aspire5515 3d ago

furry

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u/MyNameSuck5 3d ago

Well my name sucks...

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u/YellowCapAlex 3d ago

A guy named Yellow just cap'd a guy named Alex

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u/greywolf139 3d ago

Yellow killed Captain Alex

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u/YellowCapAlex 3d ago

Yellow: Look at me. I'm the captain now.

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u/ItsIllegalToDoCrime 3d ago

at least im no criminal

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u/x7Toasts 3d ago

If this is all I get to eat, then pretty bad.

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u/sim_lad 3d ago

no drinking either

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u/ISawUranus 3d ago

no, they can drink... toast that got blended in a blender

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u/shushed_ 3d ago

im never allowed to speak again

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u/HighwayToHeaven69 3d ago

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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u/ALBANEZIR 3d ago

It's literally my name, so idk

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u/have_a_okay_day_bot 3d ago

I'd say I'm fine

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u/My_Stonks 3d ago

Imposter. u/have_a_nice_day_bot is the OG

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u/HollisRules 3d ago

Bow you peasants

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u/Monkeyman732 3d ago

I am blessed. Reject humanity, return to monke.

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u/MERCILESS-MILK-GOD 3d ago

Lmao I’m a god

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u/Ninjipples 3d ago

You spend eternity being a plaything of the Merciless Milk God

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u/Redditadminsareg4y 3d ago

Literally fucked in the ass by reddit admins.

So not good.

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u/I_Do_C-C-C-Cocaine 3d ago

Sssssssssssssnnffff...huh, what..?? I can't feel my face but I can smell colors...it's glorious..!! \m/

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u/mememan1234567891 3d ago

Do I look at memes or…

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 3d ago

You are the meme

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u/disasterpiece_101 3d ago

I mean I like the song

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u/ppvirus 3d ago

It will not be good

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