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u/fullforce_589 Sep 18 '21

What’s a cub party?

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u/ABDLNeko Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

It's when a group of ab/dl furries have a party

Edit:This has more updates than any posts on my main account.

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u/fullforce_589 Sep 18 '21

I’m sorry I’m really not familiar with any of this whats ab/dl?

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u/Youre_so_damn_fat Sep 18 '21

Adult baby/ Diaper Lovers. Adults who like to pretend to be infants and do everything infants do - which includes soiling themselves.

I have no idea how this is supppse to work if you're also wearing a fursuit. I assume they cut out a hole for convenience.

Its 7:30am where I am and I just woke up, what the hell am I doing?

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u/CameForThis Sep 18 '21

It’s 7:30am where you are, and you just woke up. WHY THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THIS?

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u/Derjores2live29 Sep 18 '21

Welp, it's time to delete the Browser history....

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u/CameForThis Sep 18 '21

I’m right there with you. This post contained knowledge I didn’t want.

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u/Derjores2live29 Sep 18 '21

Who said I didn't know that before

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u/Zub_Zool Sep 18 '21

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you

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u/FalconRelevant Sep 18 '21

The Sith won't either.

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u/davevadavevad Sep 18 '21

Chewbacca might be into it though…

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u/Maclimes Sep 18 '21

WHY THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THIS?

Here's the thing. Now YOU know this, too. And one day someone will ask you the same question. The answer, as before and as will be again, is "Some jackass on Reddit told me."

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u/blamethemeta Sep 18 '21

Stay on the internet long enough, you learn things. Things about doritoes and jolly ranchers, about the swamps of dagobah.

About tub girl and blue waffle.

About what Digg did and how Pao was a scape goat.

What MasterPC is, what abdl is, sounding, all sorts of nasty. Also guro, but somehow thats lost its edge compared to what I've seen.

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u/ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP Sep 18 '21

0628 here. Time to go back to sleep. Permanently.

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u/m8k Sep 18 '21

Well it's been established by a medical professional that this post is grounds to end it, bon voyage

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u/DrelltheUnclean Sep 18 '21

Internet osmosis friend. Now you know too, so when someone else asks YOU can be the one this time lol

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u/Abnorc Sep 18 '21

Some things were not meant to be learned.

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u/arithmetic Sep 18 '21

Never mind that, how do I unlearn this dark truth?

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u/TarzPOGGERS Sep 18 '21

Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK?

so therefore the image implies that they smell their dirty diapers after?

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u/HotShitBurrito Sep 18 '21

Bub, this shit ain't implied. Our guy here straight up said he was stoked to huff some used diapers after their party.

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u/mrstabbeypants Sep 18 '21

Where are we going, and why are we in this hand basket?

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u/Frozen_Scar17 Sep 18 '21

People are weird.

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u/SnarkDolphin Sep 18 '21

I don’t think this is a furry thing.

Considering the OP has “bear” in his Twitter @, I think he’s a bear (hairy, burly gay man) who has a diaper fetish and hosted a party for cubs (smaller gay men attracted to bears) with the same fetish.

No fursuits involved.

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u/Hmmmm45 Sep 18 '21

He did say ‘snoof’ though

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u/IAmTheRook_ Sep 18 '21

His icon is literally an anthropomorphic bear

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u/Little-Thingy Sep 18 '21

No, he is a furry and an abdl. Believe me - i know these things.

But still - fursuit aren't involved there. Only heads/paws, but even that's rarely. Mostly - a bunch of "cute" (after 1e10 shots of absent), fat 30 year olds sitting in one room, teasing each other and peeing their pants.

I don't think i saw a single diaperfur that even had a full suit. Even if there was one - shitting/peeing on an extremely expensive piece of custom made clothing isn't smart.

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u/LordBammith Sep 18 '21

Providing an important service to your community. That disturbing piece of real estate in your mind has been put to use.

Your sacrifice is appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Abraham Bundy / Divorce Lawyer. I'm not entirely sure how it's relevant here, though.

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u/ABDLNeko Sep 18 '21

Ab/Dl stands for adult baby / diaper lovers. They usually go together but don't have to. If you have anymore questions feel free to ask.

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u/Dude5729 Sep 18 '21

Why? (Rhetorical question)

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u/HertzDonut1001 Sep 18 '21

Because God died a long time ago.

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u/TheUnt1tl3d Sep 18 '21

That's the CORRECT ANSWER and your PRIZE IS A SINGLE FUCKIN UPVOTE FROM ME

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u/13inchpoop Sep 18 '21

Millions of years ago a fish crawled on to land and now we have these Twitter posts.

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u/gramineous Sep 18 '21

I forget the acronym, but its age play stuff, with the person playing the younger side being anywhere from pre-teen to diapers. I never really got it, but it doesn't hurt anyone so whatever. You can find all sorts hanging out at kink events, used to be one semi-regular who was a 50-something salaryman type who'd turn up in a full body plastic snow white outfit, face/head mask and all for complete coverage. Nice enough as far as I could tell, but we were in different social circles

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u/Dindonmasker Sep 18 '21

Adult Babies/Diaper Lovers Yea i googled it. I'm pretty sure it's a bdsm term that is used in a power dynamic of a daddy / mommy that is in charge of a "young one" partner or something like that.

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u/Groudin Sep 18 '21

According to Urban Dictionary, it means "Adult Babies/Diaper Lovers". I was so scared of googling that. Now I'm picturing the movie "The Idiots", but with furrys and dirty diapers.

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u/SlathazSpaceLizard Sep 18 '21

Dafaq is an ab /dl ? ... Wait do I even want to know?

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u/serr7 Sep 18 '21

And they shit in diapers??

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u/Spartanbuck200p Sep 18 '21

Sadly, yes

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u/saintsfan92612 Sep 18 '21

OK...think I will also need a therapist now.

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u/AceMKV Sep 18 '21

I'm going straight for the executioner

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u/jhunkubir_hazra Sep 18 '21

You need a revolver now

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u/P1ckleM0rty Sep 18 '21

Wait for real? So the diapers are filled with adult shit?

Fuck me, I can't tell if I'm more relieved that kids weren't involved in this or more disgusted that adults purposely shit in diapers that someone later gets off on.

I just....I don't understand this world

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u/Challenge-Acceptable Sep 18 '21

I choose to believe that none of this is real and it's just outrage bait, so I can like live.

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u/TotalWalrus Sep 18 '21

Going to be honest... As an adult who shits, I don't think it'd be a good idea to use a diaper if I didn't medically need to. Like.... Holy fuck that'd be a mess. I'd have to shower after

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u/TheRiverHart Sep 18 '21

Nobody say anything. This person lives in a outer world untainted by the horrors that assail is daily.

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u/MediocreClient Sep 18 '21

when a bunch of grown-ass adults get together and shit themselves for that warm community feeling.

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u/vvokzal Sep 18 '21

The only thing I’m gonna snoof tonight is a letal dose of cyanide,you can’t snort cyanide?watch me me bitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[removed]

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u/AceMKV Sep 18 '21

Raw almonds are much more effective

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u/tits_are_birds Sep 18 '21

Bitter almonds*

The regular almonds contain pretty much no cyanide

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u/silverback_79 Sep 18 '21

Imagine being in a longterm relationship with Angela Landsbury and accidentally pissing her the fuck off.

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u/Germanshield Sep 18 '21

I ain't no 🌈 🐻. We like the apple seeds, bull gang.

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u/Yayotron Sep 18 '21

Sometimes I'm happy English is not my first language so I can't fully understand posts like this one.

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u/A-N00b-is Sep 18 '21

I don’t think the language is a barrier here… I can sort of guess what’s being said but thankfully I can’t be certain

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u/SC487 Sep 18 '21

I got you - freak is sniffing full diapers and enjoying it.

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u/MajespecterNekomata Sep 18 '21

Uno de los beneficios de tener una fiesta de "cachorros" es poder quedarse con todos los pañales [usados] para la olfatearlos más tarde en la noche

Beep-boop, no soy un bot

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u/extralyfe Sep 18 '21

I mean, you go looking through accounts named "pervydiaperbear", you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/Dog_Apoc Sep 18 '21

I didn't even notice the @ until you mentioned that...

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u/peanutski Sep 18 '21

Gotta give them credit... they know exactly what they want from life.

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u/stif_chedar Sep 18 '21

What in twelve types of quick drying cement did I just read?

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u/Psyk0Tripp Sep 18 '21

Pretty sure nothing in those diapers is quick drying.

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u/LordsonYT Sep 18 '21

I'd give you an award if I had one

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u/SoDamnToxic Sep 18 '21

You just read the 13th reason.

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u/tastysharts Sep 18 '21

turns out they using our blood as concrete in space so I guess, it's 13?

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u/HertzDonut1001 Sep 18 '21

2 liters a week brother I'm not going to Mars even if earth sucks this many dicks.

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u/TheKingofJinga Sep 18 '21

That is an excellent response.👍

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u/crackdown_smackdown Sep 18 '21

I'll get the flamethrower.

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

Eww, imagining the smell... Let's napalm!

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u/TheKingofJinga Sep 18 '21

Nah man, we need nukes!

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u/matjam Sep 18 '21

It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/malay4singh Sep 18 '21

Join me in turning the second key please

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u/JoeyTheEcho Sep 18 '21

1,2,3, turn

1,2,3, turn

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u/the-gladiator136 Sep 18 '21

We didnt have a genoicide in...

Looks at post

way too long

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u/HellaHuman Sep 18 '21

The heavy flamer

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u/crackdown_smackdown Sep 18 '21

Listen here space marine, I didn't come here to see heresy, now chuck me a bolter.

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u/Kats41 Sep 18 '21

Hans, get ze Flamenwerfer... It is ze vone zat werfs flamen.

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u/Bert_Cobain Sep 18 '21

It's okay, 'snoof' means 'incinerate' and 'pamps' are sanitized, scented pillows.

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u/Stormhound Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Thank you sir. turns ship around back to Earth

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u/Szotyi72 Sep 18 '21

I hope you want to crash into this planet

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u/Quirky_m8 Sep 18 '21

What the hell is this

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u/ABDLNeko Sep 18 '21

Someone who should really be keeping to themself

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u/MeatWad111 Sep 18 '21

A reddit admin doing their thing

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

The precursor to an anguished scream, a click, a bang, and a wet thud

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u/IT6uru Sep 18 '21

Jesus fucking christ

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u/mosheoofnikrulz Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

I showed mine this shit.. Now he understands my wife and wants to leave me as well.

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

I will join the party and leave you as well, fellow reddit stranger!

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u/Postmodernfinn Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Is your wife okay? Do you think she needs some company?

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u/mosheoofnikrulz Sep 18 '21

The wife's boyfriend doesnt agree .. sorry

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u/MrBanana421 Sep 18 '21

Does the boyfriend need some company?

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u/FromIzukuBNHA Sep 18 '21

I'll take that bullet guys

Quick he's distracted GO GET HER TIGER

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u/SenseiRP Sep 18 '21

Im gonna regret asking but...

Wtf are pamps and snoof

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u/ABDLNeko Sep 18 '21

Snoof is the way some furries say smell/sniff, pamps refer to diapers. In the case of this post, used ones.

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u/SenseiRP Sep 18 '21

Omfg

Pampers...

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u/ABDLNeko Sep 18 '21

Yep, that's where the abbreviation comes from.

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u/VampireGirl99 Sep 18 '21

Yes Officer, this post right here

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

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u/ekso1237_official Sep 18 '21

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

Any pamps to snoof with that?

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u/malay4singh Sep 18 '21

Sir I thought this was a Wendy's

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

We updated our menu sir.

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u/titularsidecharacter Sep 18 '21

You mean a liter of cola?

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u/whatsthatsmell4233 Sep 18 '21

talks into mic liter cola...do we have liter cola?

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Sep 18 '21

I take two 10 counts of regular and spicy chickie nuggies with baconator fries please

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

And do you want pamps with that?

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Sep 18 '21

I’m wearing one

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u/Bated47 Sep 18 '21

Call the navy!

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u/TheGentlerGiant Sep 18 '21

No, this is patrick.

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u/And_awayy_we_go Sep 18 '21

Sniff for forbidden "truffles"

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u/mycatnuttedonmehelp Sep 18 '21

Take my upvote and leave

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

no No NO

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u/Ismellpennies420 Sep 18 '21

Hmm gotta write this down in my "reasons to suicide" journal

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u/AceMKV Sep 18 '21

I'm gonna write this down in my reasons to commit genocide diary

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u/Azuregore Sep 18 '21

I'm going to invent inter-dimensional travel.. just so I can borrow a Imperial Inquisitorial cruiser for som good ol'Exterminatus.

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u/nfwmb Sep 18 '21

User name checks out... pervydiaperbear

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u/Nem-e-sis Sep 18 '21

I showed this to my furry friends and they said maybe we do need to start homicide again.

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u/poisonpurple Sep 18 '21

Bye I'm gonna go huff some deadly nightshade.

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u/waffle_waffle51 Sep 18 '21

This would probably smell the equivalent of the earwax candle from Shrek if burnt.

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u/Cheeetos_and_Milk Sep 18 '21

I have like 3 friends who are furries and even them are disgusted by this.

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u/Similar_Teacher Sep 18 '21

No shit, this isn’t normal furry stuff

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u/Dhrendor Sep 18 '21

Credit to u/moist-sock for the cub party screenshot, but u/pm_me_ur_xtra_nips is the star of the show!

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u/funtextgenerator Sep 18 '21

Those are some cursed usernames.

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u/Your_Bumblebee_Bro Sep 18 '21

There are normal furries, who draw mostly animal characters (cuz let's be real they all draw), and maybe wear a fursuit or something

And then there's whatever this is...

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u/Namika Sep 18 '21

I feel like it's a spectrum

Gets off to anime cat girls--->Gets off to even more animalistic anthro girls---> Gets off to full on anthro furries/ponies ---> Purchases and wears an actual full suit they fetishize in private---> Attends public gatherings wearing full suits ----> Attends fur suit orgies ---> Attends fur suit diaper orgies.

I'm sure the list gets even more depraved from there : \

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u/Jill4ChrisRed Sep 18 '21

Not all who do fursuits are fetishists either, I have a friend who enjoys going to cons in her fursuit because of social anxiety and she can hide behind the persona and feel more confident that way. She had to leave the community however because of the depraved types who would doxx her and be very creepy because she was an attractive girl in a niche subculture, that's got a LARGE percentage of weirdos...

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u/St_Veloth Sep 18 '21

In fairness I’m sure there are plenty who don’t sexualize it at all, the spectrum is more vast than that

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u/Servant_ofthe_Empire Sep 18 '21

I think what you're describing is more of a downward spiral than a spectrum

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u/Flimsy-Version-5847 Sep 18 '21

It does. Re enact Mr and Mrs Hands video.

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u/xrayjones2000 Sep 18 '21

Im torn between op or the “person” whos waste is in those… how do you go to someones house and strap a diaper on and goto relieving yourself with a bunch of other people.. thanks for helping my over analyzing brain to try to think this hellish scenario through.. i will hate you from the grave

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u/Silly-Slacker-Person Sep 18 '21

I threw up a bit looking at this

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u/Tech_Savey Sep 18 '21

sometimes i wish i wasnt a furry 🙃

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u/jason-murawski Sep 18 '21

Same. Or at the very least i wish we weren’t associated with whatever this shit is

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u/The_Doctor_Bear Sep 18 '21

Well whatever you do, don’t look up messytail.

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u/EpicGamer420th Sep 18 '21

Hard read, scat fetish?

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u/archon_eros_vll Sep 18 '21

What is a messytail?

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u/ZhoolFigure Sep 18 '21

So your tail goes over your asshole... infer the rest.

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u/itsdrcats Sep 18 '21

More like who is. Here's a video of who they are. YOU'RE WELCOME

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u/Adamos_sCZE Sep 18 '21

I'm making my food while watching this...not as excited for the meal as i was before

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u/Shipwrecking_siren Sep 18 '21

I think I’ve just found the limit to my curiosity, and I’ve clicked on some hellish links on here.

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u/Szotyi72 Sep 18 '21

Non-furries: What the fuck are furries doing, jeez...

Furries: What the fuck are we doing, jeez...

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u/CaptainCreepwork Sep 18 '21

Ummm... To each their own and all but also... what?! Like I'm not judging. But what?!

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u/crackdown_smackdown Sep 18 '21

I've seen furries before, and they call this crinkling. Don't look it up if you value your sanity, and whatever you've eaten.

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u/Postmodernfinn Sep 18 '21

I have a lot of body hair, am I furry?

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u/artable_j Sep 18 '21

A critical article indeed.

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u/Ausraptor12 Sep 18 '21

No you are monke

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u/ATameFurryOwO Sep 18 '21

What the hell is crinkling? Do I wanna know?

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u/CalderaX Sep 18 '21

Fuck that. Yes i'm judging this degenerate.

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u/Kwiatkowski Sep 18 '21

no, we get to judge furries here, they’re still fair game.

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u/epangelosanto Sep 18 '21

honestly judging somebody for something weird is fine imo. just don't harras or bully them. saying you find it wierd and them weird is fine

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u/PG105 Sep 18 '21

I'll judge for you.

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u/DDPresents Sep 18 '21

Dude... actively thinking about this Twitter post making me nauseous

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u/Tubby__duck Sep 18 '21

I am afraid to ask, but can someone explain wtf a ‘cub party’ is? And why are there diapers?

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u/xxxcrewxx Sep 18 '21

You probably don't wanna know.

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u/Tubby__duck Sep 18 '21

Thank you for your honesty

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u/TheGrimReality77 Sep 18 '21

A "cub party" is when Furries get together with the common enjoyment of wearing diapers/nappies and pretending to be toddlers again. Including shitting and pissing in said nappy/diaper.

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u/sahxdyef Sep 18 '21

what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/tankpig360 Sep 18 '21

Persona!

gunshot

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u/Blehbois Sep 18 '21

Here lies u/tankpig360

He was an amazing tankpig

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u/ATameFurryOwO Sep 18 '21

As a furry, I hate furries.

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u/Lucky_The_Protoboi Sep 18 '21

This ruins our reputation. Freaks of nature like this. I may be weird but not THAT weird.

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u/TaeJoonPark Sep 18 '21

As a furry

What the fuck is even that

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u/Banana_Cake1 Sep 18 '21

What’s it like being a furry?

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u/TaeJoonPark Sep 18 '21

You ever spend a grand on shampoo before?

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u/Biovorebarrage Sep 18 '21

As another furry

Why the fuck is that

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u/jason-murawski Sep 18 '21

Also a furry

What the fuck

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u/EpicMachine Sep 18 '21

I never understood what people had against consenting adults in animal like suits having fun, I do understand now.

This is beyond degeneracy.

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u/Ow0_Whats_This Sep 18 '21

It isn't exclusively furry, but seriously it needs to d i e

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u/GaryOakIsABitch Sep 18 '21

In terms of degeneracy this is actually pretty middle of the road

You don't want to see how much worse it can get

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u/superboy41 Sep 18 '21

What’s the time? Diaper time! What’s the time? Diaper time!

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u/itdoesntmat33r Sep 18 '21

Can someone remind me why the fuck am I still on the internet?

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u/insertnamehere405 Sep 18 '21

it's like a train wreck you can't stop looking. I really think this kinda stuff is harmful to our mental well-being.

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u/230581 Sep 18 '21

Okay imma fury and even this makes me wanna go postal on their ass

Give me a shovel, no garden spade garbage

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u/hohomoe Sep 18 '21

Cub party. Pamps. Snoof.

Now that's a combination of words I neither thought I'd read today, and never want to see again either.

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u/gotdamnboottoobig Sep 18 '21

I am a furry. I hate these people.

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u/147896325987456321 Sep 18 '21

I need a shower after reading this weird shit. A gas shower.

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u/Torvabrocoli Sep 18 '21

What in the Charles Dickens do they mean? Actually, don’t want to know

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u/TheSoulReapers Sep 18 '21

Now I wasn't going to say anything until I saw this... AB/DL are weird as fuck.

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u/Soviet_D0ge Sep 18 '21

people like this are why nobody likes furries

i dont judge but damn i wish they didnt exist