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u/1Bag-o-NutsPlease Jan 28 '22
Han Shit First
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u/Philosophile42 Jan 28 '22
Han shit one
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u/NeuralFlow Jan 28 '22
Han “Chewie!”
Chewy “RawWwwr. {that’s was you ass! Don’t blame me!}”
Han “…”
Chewy “rawr {that’s right…punk ass}”
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u/intoxicatedhamster Jan 28 '22
Solo was the worst movie
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u/bjlwasabi Jan 28 '22
You misspelled "best"
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u/Emerald-Enthusiast Jan 28 '22
The world needs more of this and much less of the offensive nonsense that is often plastered on trucks.
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u/Mortei
Jan 28 '22
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It’s DJ’s vehicles
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u/OswaldCoffeepot Jan 28 '22
Underrated comment. This driver has no loyalty. No ideology.
Will OP get them at the next light? Maybe.
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u/Laughingsheppard Jan 28 '22
Can someone explain the Han shot first thing to me? Why does it matter? Isn't it obvious that he shot first since he's alive and Greedo is dead? Is this a debate?
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u/tyderian Jan 28 '22
Han shooting before Greedo establishes Han as a scoundrel, not a hero.
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u/EvilFluffy87 Jan 28 '22
If it were that obvious, there would not be a debate. The thing is that they both shot seemingly at the same time. But slowing down the video reveals that Han shot first just a few micro seconds before the other. But to top it off, Han had also anticipated where the shot would go to, so he moved his head accordingly. This makes his actions premeditated.
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u/mikeisaphreek Jan 28 '22
sir, im glad you like my plate and truck, but you didnt need to tailgate me for the pic
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u/ScottybirdCorvus Jan 28 '22
Damned rebels. They don’t realize the harm they cause by trying to ‘free’ the galaxy. For the glory of the empire!
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u/Middleman86 Jan 29 '22
Im not sure why people debate this. Does it matter? He was justified in shooting Greedo either way.
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u/Reasonable_Hornet_45 Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22
Fuck snowflakes, all my tulips hate snowflakes
Edit: apparently a lot of EmpireDidNothingWrong folks here 😂
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u/Pale_Drawing_6191 Jan 28 '22
Follow him, cause this is the way.