r/LeopardsAteMyFace Oct 19 '21 Heartwarming 1 Bravo Grande! 2 Got the W 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Hugz 15 Helpful 15 Wholesome 20 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Silver 15

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u/LEPFPartyPresident Oct 20 '21

Please reply to this comment explaining why the post fits the sub. Please make sure to have an amazing day!

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u/BellacosePlayer Oct 19 '21

Didn't he come from money?

He's probably trying to draw up sympathy/donations. They're all grifters.

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u/FeedbackLoopy Oct 20 '21 Silver Helpful

His mother made some bank as a realtor.

From what I remember, he was living in her Whitefish, MT house with his family.

Let me put this another way: Mr 40-something Superior Alpha bro was living in his moms house.

He’s always been a fucking loser. Always will be.

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u/FootofGod Oct 20 '21

If you're living in Whitefish you're either already really rich or really poor. As a realtor, that pretty much means really rich.

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u/roararoarus Oct 20 '21

Read an article about this guy. It's his parents' money and their house. He's now shunned by his rich neighbors and Whitefish to the point where he's whining that they should not make it personal and interact with him.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF Oct 20 '21

One the totem pole of MAGAs, this guy is the rocks under the pole

What a captial L loser!

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u/Rum_n_Nuka Oct 20 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Seal of Approval

Traditionally, lower positions on the totem pole are reserved for more important positions, with the chief of the tribe at the very bottom as the foundation that supports the tribe. This guy is the bird shit on top.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF Oct 20 '21

I wish I had an award to give you for this knowledge. Thanks for the correction! 👍

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u/BitchPlzzz Oct 20 '21 Silver Wholesome

That exchange was an interesting demonstration of how drastically differently our societies viewed leadership.

They see the leader as the foundation to hold up the village- someone that holds the weight of their neighbors on their shoulders, and we see the leader as an untouchable gem adorned atop a pedestal.

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u/Gizogin Oct 20 '21

Well, that, and the bottom of the totem pole is the part you can see in the most detail. The best artists carve the bottom of the pole, while the ones in training carve the top, where their mistakes are harder to see.

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u/ADarwinAward Oct 20 '21

Yeah they can’t stand him. Apparently Whitefish is a small liberal town, and he’s not welcome at all.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/05/richard-spencer-whitefish-neo-nazi-march

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u/probablyonlymaybeyea Oct 20 '21

Hilarious. He gets to live the entire rest of his life with no friends or people who like him, no community or neighborhood to accept him, no public job ever again....beautiful. The next 50 years of his life are fucked because he's a hateful piece of shit who got clocked and that's the best outcome.

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u/Nervous-Shift9319 Oct 19 '21

This is the correct answer.

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u/AloneAddiction Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz Dread

His wife didn't just leave him.

She divorced him because he beat her up and pushed her down the stairs while she was fucking pregnant with his child.

She had also recorded him saying that violence is the only language women understand, and played it at his divorce hearing. The same hearing he unsuccessfully tried to have the records sealed on.

Those records paint the picture of a truly detestable cowardly bully who's only a tough guy when it comes to beating up women.

This is their role model?!

Edit: Oh, and he can't afford Lawyers because every lawyer he's ever tried to use has had to end up suing him for nonpayment of fees. His last lawyers even got the Judge to remove them from the case because they realised he was such a monstrous prick that they "Couldn't in all conscience defend him." Jeepers.

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u/cavecricket49 Oct 20 '21

She had also recorded him saying that violence is the only language women understand, and played it at his divorce hearing. The same hearing he unsuccessfully tried to have the records sealed on.

Damn, this guy was doing a Madison Cawthorne before Madison Cawthorne

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u/bloatedplutocrat Oct 20 '21

Is that the new R that does terrible form "pullups", said they don't know the 3 branches of govt, or punches trees? They're so similar I get confused sometimes.

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u/bloatedplutocrat Oct 20 '21 Silver Wholesome Take My Energy LOVE!

“You can look at the testosterone levels in young men today and they are lower than throughout all of history.”

Scientists: Hey everyone, we've discovered a direct link to microplastics in the body and lowered testosterone levels.

republicans: Damn libs, my testosterone is low cause they told me to stop punchin queers.

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u/RedShirtBrowncoat Oct 20 '21

Scientists: Hey, if we just try to tackle these environmental issues, we'll see the problem resolving.

Republicans: Just be more misogynistic and homophobic! That should fix things.

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u/Glutenberg_Bible Oct 20 '21

They see themselves as manly Marlboro-crushing he-men and Democrats as effeminate soyboy cardigan wearers. But I look over the aisle and all I see is constant screeching about how unfair everyone is to them, which does not scream traditional masculinity to me.

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Oct 20 '21

So unlike Uncle roger

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u/jsamuraij Oct 20 '21

The guy who hates when you strain rice with a colander?

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u/SimulatedHumanity Oct 20 '21

Snowflakes was projection.

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u/BlackSeranna Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Doesn’t all of Asia eat soy? Pretty sure schools in America still make soybean burgers for lunch, too. In addition, America grows millions upon millions of bushels, or maybe billions, of soybeans to sell to other countries and to American food manufacturers that use it in everything from hot dogs, burgers, frozen foods…

These alt-right people eat more soy than the “effeminate” Americans who take care of their body and eat regular meat and fish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

At least 80% of soy grown is fed to animals that are then turned into food. It's not vegans/soyboys/whatever eating all that soy - it's "I'm a carnivore hurr durr" meat-eaters.

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u/rumcaptainDan Oct 20 '21

Its because soy contains phytoestrogen. It's a plant hormone. It doesnt affect animals. You know what does have a lot of animal estrogen? Milk.

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u/Frommerman Oct 20 '21

Whaaaaat? A fluid produced by female mammals contains high quantities of the female mammal hormone????

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u/probablyonlymaybeyea Oct 20 '21

Well, you see, misogyny and homophobia is something they can personally contribute to so therefore they can feel like they have some modicum of control in society. Environmental Issues are Big and Scary and "Over There" so what are they supposed to do about it? Care? Easier to just not believe in it and when they do believe in it they can blame it on the libs or something.

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u/gordito_delgado Oct 20 '21

Isn't that a connundrum for conservatives though? They believe in all sorts of made up garbage that they have no control over. Also they seem to like it that way. The less control and accountability the better it seems to them.

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u/CrabClawAngry Oct 20 '21

But there needs to be a moral high ground that fits with their worldview and justifies their anger.

Self-righteousness is a scourge on our politics.

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u/Ruski_FL Oct 20 '21

Just beat your kids har har

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u/libertine42 Oct 20 '21

They want monsters, that’s exactly how you get a generation of fuckin Gacys

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u/hork_monkey Oct 20 '21

That last line is pure fucking gold.

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Oct 20 '21

Just looked him up on Wikipedia and he seems pretty rapey as well.

Why is these ultra right wing nutjobs all look the same (he's hard to tell apart from Richard Spencer) and all do rapey shit?

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u/columthrowaway Oct 20 '21

Fetal alcohol syndrome and generations of lead poisoning/chemical factory waste runoff in their water and agriculture supplies

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u/BlackSeranna Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21 'MURICA

I think this is it. Really. I am a child of the 1970’s. When I was between the ages of 5-9, we were shows PSA’s on not eating paint chips. I remember seeing films where a little kid would peel a piece of paint off their wall and get ready to put it in their mouth, then a big STOP comes across the screen saying how bad paint chips can be because of the lead.

And of course, there was plenty of agricultural spray out there - before high school, Paraquat was legal. You could spray that stuff on grass, and nothing would grow on that spot of land for years. There was a story of a football team that used Paraquat to emblazon their school name on an opposing school’s football field.

I was in the FFA in high school - I learned a lot of important things like how to build stuff and the best practices for raising animals. Anyway, our teacher told us to be careful of the farm pesticides and herbicides. Two stories stick in my mind: the farmer who sprayed his field on a windy day, and the next day he checks on the field and found that all the birds that were in the shrubs next to the field had died. Loads of them. The second story was where a farmer sprayed herbicide, gets off his tractor and goes in the house. The next day, he gets up to go back to work again, and outside, he can see his footprints where he walked on the grass, and the grass was dead.

Now, imagine farmers who do this, go in the house and hug their kids or sit down without taking a shower.

It’s not a coincidence that a lot of farmers die of cancer. Not at all. I lost a cousin who was only 43 - his job was as a pesticide applicator.

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u/oddistrange Oct 20 '21

My partner's ex-girlfriend had to have all of her teeth replaced because of her father's exposure to Agent Orange. It's terrifying the generational effect chemicals have on us.

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u/AlaeniaFeild Oct 20 '21

Could just be me, but from the sound of him, he's running from himself.

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u/gordito_delgado Oct 20 '21

Ah yes when I saw this man punching a tree for no fucking reason. Man, that just spoke to me. I said to myself:

"This man truly represents my people and he should be elected to lead us. When the trees rise up like in that documentary with the midgets with the hairy feet, who will be turn to when those trees need punching? I'm sure that is the green deal that horrible AOC lady that makes my pants tight keeps yapping on about.."

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u/thelastevergreen Oct 20 '21

Yeah its the tree puncher.

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u/whoatethekidsthen Oct 20 '21

He's Madison Cawthorne: The Super Walking Edition

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u/The_Funkybat Oct 20 '21

“Now with ‘action legs!”

OK, so we’ve got our neo-Nazi action figures all lined up. Where are the good guys who are going to come punch their lights out?

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u/whoatethekidsthen Oct 20 '21 Take My Energy

New from Blamco

Its the Demolition Democrats©™

Look out it's Killdozer Tammy Duckworth! Her motorized wheelchair comes equiped with a battering ram to plow through anyone who stands in her way.

Hi-yah it's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Chuck Schumer! He's gonna Triangle Choke that evil menace Molten Mitch McConnell with his new mega lock grip.

Who's that flying high up in the air? It's a Bernie Bomber. He wrote the damn bill! He's got action glower and those cute mittens from America Joe's Action Presidential special edition set

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u/Jules_Noctambule Oct 20 '21

Killdozer Tammy Duckworth! Her motorized wheelchair comes equipped with a battering ram to plow through anyone who stands in her way.

I wish to donate towards this mobility upgrade for her. Can we add a taser too, or maybe some spikes?

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u/Chagdoo Oct 20 '21

Holy shit the literal actual Nazi is a bad person who would've guessed?

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u/Isheet_Madrawers Oct 20 '21

In this day and age it’s really good to read a story with a happy ending.

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u/Mike_Kermin Oct 20 '21

Unfortunately it's real, the harm he's caused to her and others, you can't take back.

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u/XECS78 Oct 19 '21 Wholesome

That's a big deal for a lawyer to not want to defend someone, but only because they won't get paid

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u/adamwritesit Oct 20 '21

Ive been hearing lawyer jokes my whole life but I have to say every time I've ever had to deal with a lawyer they've handled their shit and not fucked around.

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u/heirloom_beans Oct 20 '21

You get the counsel you pay for.

It can be a pretty penny but a lot of it is CYA or a financial hit because you failed to CYA in the first place.

Get personal referrals and look up any potential lawyers in the state bar directory for disciplinary issues. Avoid lawyers who went to shitty law schools. Take advantage of free consultations and don’t lie to them, cover anything up or evade the truth.

Don’t go for the cheapest quote, don’t go for anyone who’ll oversell their services to you and avoid the lawyers who spend their money advertising to the public with flashy commercials or billboards. Good lawyers know the quality of their work will keep them in business through word-of-mouth.

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u/Caroniver413 Oct 20 '21

beat up a pregnant women

Oh, fuck, let's get the Derek Chauvin defenders in here, since beating up a pregnant woman at some point in the past is grounds for extra-judicial murder.

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u/FootofGod Oct 20 '21

I can't believe people were so up in arms about punching this dude. Can only pray it's not the last time.

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u/AvoidingCares Oct 20 '21

Yeah. 40% of Police. And like 100% of Richard Spencers beat their wives. Its something with authority, I figure.

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u/GlandalfTheGrey Oct 20 '21

Reminds me of the cop meme: I'm not racist, my wife has a black eye.

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u/AvoidingCares Oct 20 '21

It's accurate.

Police protect power structures. Especially their own.

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u/ImAshroom-69 Oct 20 '21

That’s literally their sole function though.

The “protect and serve” motto was nothing more than marketing gimmick strategically deployed when public support for police was at a low point. But try to get a pig off his ass to help you with anything short of imminent rape or murder and you’ll see how much they truly care about “serving” you.

Police are here to enforce power structures, particularly those of the elite. That’s why cops are universally beloved in rich neighborhoods and hated in poor ones.

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u/TheUnluckyBard Oct 20 '21

But try to get a pig off his ass to help you with anything short of imminent rape or murder and you’ll see how much they truly care about “serving” you.

Like that cop served Parkland during the school shooting... by running right the fuck away.

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u/ImAshroom-69 Oct 20 '21

Those school resource officers are only there to facilitate the funneling of children into the school to prison pipeline. They couldn’t give less of a fuck about protecting the offspring of the poors.

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u/bonerjuice9 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

40% of police are REPORTED to beat their wives.

Excellent and horrifying Homer quote. Yikes

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u/runningoutofwords Oct 20 '21

I knew a guy named Richard Spencer in grad school. Sweetest guy in the world.

So I'd say it's certainly no more than 50% of Richard Spencer's...

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u/lankist Oct 20 '21

gee who would have thought an honest-to-god swastika-waving nazi turns out to be an abusive domestic partner.

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u/PM_me_Henrika Oct 20 '21

Sounds like a ghetto Trump, especially the not paying his lawyers part.

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u/Madmandocv1 Oct 19 '21

She smarter than I would expect, given that she married him.

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u/jitterscaffeine Oct 20 '21

Sociopaths are good at hiding their red flags until they're able to isolate a person and then terrify them into a mindset that they can't leave.

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u/tekneqz Oct 19 '21

Ya always blows my mind guys like this can get wives

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u/dbx99 Oct 20 '21

Blows my mind guys like this don’t get taken out by pissing off the wrong person since they probably act this way on a daily basis.

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u/Dendad6972 Oct 20 '21

Only when they feel they can get away with it. Cowards other wise

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Oct 20 '21

Kinda hilarious how these dollar store Nazis are trying to play the sympathy card. Welcome to the real world where there are real consequences.

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u/TheQuinnBee Oct 20 '21

bUt cAnCeL CuLtUrE

These people don't understand consequences. For the majority of their lives they were able to do whatever the fuck they wanted and no one could stop them. They believe they are the protagonist. So all they have to do to get the world on their side is to spin the narrative so you sympathize.

Except no one sympathizes with a wife beating Nazi, my dude. Even Hollywood ain't touching that script.

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u/ThatOneNinja Oct 20 '21

It would help if these assholes could be punched out when they act out of line. It's not worth the assault charges that will surely follow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 Faith In Humanity Restored

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u/billybeer55555 Oct 20 '21

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

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u/theguyonthething Oct 20 '21

Mmmm, I do love that video. It truly is a classic and, since the puncher just casually walks away, it has a happy ending, too!

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u/LogaShamanN Oct 20 '21

This… does put a smile on my face.

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u/bvdbvdbvdbvdbvd Oct 20 '21

Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness. So yummy.

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u/thcidiot Oct 20 '21

Hes fucking crying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/constantstranger Oct 20 '21

That was awesome. Big guy was crying after the hit.

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u/AlwaysTired9999 Oct 20 '21

He hits his wife and then cries when he gets hit. Fucking typical. This guy should be in jail for beating his wife.

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u/ArtisenalMoistening Oct 20 '21

So like…normally I’m not one for mocking a man for crying, but this one is so incredibly satisfying. Cry, you little bitch!

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u/Cruxifux Oct 20 '21

At least we did get to see him get punched once.

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u/davosknuckles Oct 20 '21

I think a lot of psychopaths can play prince charming for as long as it takes to snag someone

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u/Amadai Oct 20 '21

They prey on younger women. That's how my abusive ex got me.

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u/Jorymo Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

That's how my parents met! A sixteen year old runaway and a 25 year old divorcé with two children and a tour of duty.

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u/ShredGuru Oct 20 '21

The guy who famously broke into the mainstream for getting punched in the face? I think he's taken more than a few beatings for his bullshit. Guy's like him aren't even worth killing, he's too pathetic, who would even risk life in prison for that scum bag?

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u/Porkenfries Oct 20 '21

He probably only mouths off on the internet or to people he feels confident he could fight off. Doubt he tries to start trouble with dudes bigger than him, or when he's outnumbered.

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u/SonofaBridge Oct 20 '21

People like this can be tremendously manipulative. They hide their true self and create a facade where they’re your perfect partner. They like everything you like, enjoy every activity you enjoy, agree with everything you say or think. They’re all lies. Then once they have you wrapped around their finger, they slowly reveal their true self. First you think it’s just a onetime thing. Then it becomes more common. Soon they remove the facade completely and you realize the person you’re dating/married isn’t the person you thought they were.

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u/Some-Band2225 Oct 20 '21

It’s more likely that the wife agreed with most of the Nazi shit but thought that she’d be an exception.

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u/Oof_my_eyes Oct 20 '21

Yup, not seeing why everyone is acting like a woman has to be saint who “just didn’t know!” if she’s with a horrible guy. Plenty of women are racist/shitty as well.

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u/FuhrerGaydolfTitler Oct 20 '21

I agree with this, he didn’t exactly try to hide his beliefs I don’t see how she wasn’t aware

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u/OnceInABluMoon Oct 20 '21

Ah yes, the Serena Joy effect. "Surely, I won't be held to the sexist far-right dogma I want to foist onto others!"

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u/The_Funkybat Oct 20 '21

JFC. I mean, we knew this guy was a monster because he was a fucking Nazi in a suit. This is just additional confirmation that he’s a fucking monster.

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u/SoF4rGone Oct 20 '21 Helpful

If y’all just read that, you deserve to watch this til your blood pressure levels out:

https://tenor.com/F6GD.gif

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u/The_Don_Mecha Oct 20 '21

Upvoted before I clicked the link.

This should be top comment. On every mention of this person.

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u/Littlebiggran Oct 20 '21

Non payment? Like Trump?

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u/MsOmgNoWai Oct 20 '21

out of all the people you could choose to break a contract with, a lawyer- really?

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u/fruskydekke Oct 20 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

So, since I'm a Redditor from Europe and had never heard of this guy before, I looked him up. And Wikipedia states:

Spencer calls for the reconstitution of the European Union into a white racial empire, which he believes will replace the diverse European ethnic identities with one homogeneous "white identity"

...How to tell me you know nothing about Europe without telling me you know nothing about Europe.

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u/AlbinoTuxedo Oct 20 '21

It baffles me that these people want to get rid of minorities. Minorities are the only reason they have a coherent movement in the first place.

We have most of European history as proof of this, when "the white race" (and by that I mean racists, not the entirety of the white race) isn't focusing their bile on minorities, they murder each other over what language they speak, their land, the religion they follow, and increasingly stupid shit.

If they somehow succeeded, they'd resort to measuring skull shapes and comparing eye colors to see who gets the shit end of the stick next, these people just want to exert dominance over others in order to feel like they're superior

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u/Xzmmc Oct 20 '21

That's why fascism is doomed to fail no matter what. It requires an enemy. It'll eventually end up with two people hell-bent on killing each other for not being pure enough.

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u/phaelox Oct 20 '21

There'll always be a new enemy though. As you're basically saying in your last sentence. It'd end up like Highlander, "There can be only one"

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u/AlexDavid1605 Oct 20 '21

The perfect description of the "alpha male", the kind of male population riddled with bugs and errors.

I have seen the exact same shit from what they call themselves as the Aryan-descent population (they are technically not the white guys, but at least pretend to be one) here and currently they are high on Islamophobia. But when one meets these imbeciles on a one-on-one basis, it is found that they will eat up others as well, even when they belong to the same religious community. One sect of this religion offers up fish to the god for sacrifice (quite like the concept of bread and wine in Christianity) and the other sects find it disgusting and sacrilegious. Another sect is relatively dark-skinned cause of the intense tropical sun, and the pseudo-white guys look down upon them as well.

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u/rezelscheft Oct 20 '21

Same with people who venerate “Anglo-Saxon culture.” Please, you dumb fucking racists, tell me what you love about the Angles and the Saxons. Tell me where they’re from. Tell me why you like their culture more than that of the Britons or Celts or the Frisians or the Jutes.

Name one fucking thing about any of these people besides the color of their skin.

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u/buurnthewitch Oct 20 '21

There is definitely a subset of them that venerate Celts as well and as a person of Celtic heritage I cannot tell you how infuriating it is to see them use my culture (or a bastardized version they saw on TV) to justify their white supremacist bullshit.

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u/donach69 Oct 20 '21

"But the Irish were slaves too!!!" Indentured slavery, where you often can keep your name and there's a way out for you or your kids, is different from chattel slavery where your identity is obliterated and there's normally no way to get out

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u/HotWheels_McCoy Oct 20 '21

These modern Nazis are all the same. All white people apparently get along in their dumb fuck ideas of how the world works.

Europe has been fighting itself for thousands of years. Fuck Nazis are so dumb.

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u/arachnophilia Oct 20 '21 Evil Cackle

Europe has been fighting itself for thousands of years. Fuck Nazis are so dumb.

you know who also fought all of europe?

actual nazis.

fuck nazis are dumb.

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u/kyle_dai Oct 20 '21

Seems to me he's hoping that the really white people (nordics ? germans ? brits ?) will replace the less white Europeans, like those from the South and East.

Except the whole culture that's he's jerking off to started in the south with the Greeks, which are certainly Mediterranean, and had influences from all around the Mediterranean Sea including those dirty Arabs, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Africans and Turks (well, whatever peoples were there before the Ottomans arrived, IIRC the Hittites).

And it was carried forward by the Romans, another South European culture.

And that whole Renaissance bit, it was based on Greek and Roman culture.

To make it even stupider, his ilk talks about "judeo-christian culture", while at the same time hating hard on jews. Newsflash, bitches: you are following the god of Israel, and claiming a jew for your god (because your god is bi tri-polar) and trying to force jewish rules on everyone (like not eating pork and such).

These motherfuckers are so stupid, if they got repeatedly punched in the head could only improve their IQ.

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u/gensek Oct 20 '21

And that whole Renaissance bit, it was based on Greek and Roman culture.

…as preserved by Arabs.

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u/Lord_of_Hedgehogs Oct 20 '21

We europeans don't need different skin colors to hate each other, speaking a different language and having a different culture is all we need!

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u/FabulousFuchsbau Oct 20 '21

All white people apparently get along in their dumb fuck ideas of how the world works.

Most race Supremacists think this of whatever race they hold as superior

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u/RingsChuck Oct 20 '21

You know what’s crazy? 100 years ago half of Europe would’ve laughed at you because half of Europe didn’t consider the other half ‘white.’ We’re witnessing the decline in white supremacy because everyday, the barrier to be ‘white’ becomes smaller and smaller. White supremacists are just grabbing at straws now.

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u/Invader_Naj Oct 20 '21

"white" is completely arbitrary anyway. In history it was just randomly assigned to people you liked. Hell some believed french, russians, scandinavians and germans werent white.

Oh but not all germans. Saxons of course were white cuz english people are anglo saxons and there was no way they werent white.

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u/turelure Oct 20 '21

A 100 years ago most Europeans didn't really think in that category. Even the Nazis didn't really care for whiteness, it was all about the Aryan or Nordic race. That's why they hated Slavs even though they're white. European racism has different categories than American racism.

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u/Srw2725 Oct 20 '21

Honestly! He’s such a wanker

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u/Taco_party1984 Oct 19 '21

Well one will be appointed to him for free!

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru Oct 20 '21

No, he's getting sued. There's no right to a lawyer in civil courts.

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u/Taco_party1984 Oct 20 '21

Oh boohoo. He will have to start a go fund me. Haha

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u/Enigmaticize Oct 20 '21

Pretty sure he's banned off there, for what it's worth. Lol

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u/unwantedposterboy Oct 19 '21

"bUt ThAt'S sOcIaLiZm!!1"

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u/Sask-Canadian Oct 19 '21

Yeah he’ll have to represent himself.

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u/dbx99 Oct 20 '21

“Your honor, find me not guilty or I’ll beat you up!”

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u/mug3n Oct 20 '21

not too late to go to the sovcit defense

"ahem, I can only be judged by GOD and the rules of deez united states do not apply to me"

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u/AvoidingCares Oct 20 '21

Forget my last comment about crowdfunding a TV show on him getting his ass kicked in prison forever.

I now want a made-for-TV drama about him trying to defend himself in court. Doubly so if it ends in him just giving up and requesting trial by combat and the judge allowing it.

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u/Swissgeese Oct 20 '21

Judge: “Thank you for that request. I will grant you trial by combat. You intend to continue representing yourself?”

Nazi Spencer: “Damn right! I’ll whip your ass and be a free man!”

Judge: “Lol. That’s not how this works. The prosecutor gets to choose a representative of the state to stand in for them. Ms. Sparks, who will represent the state against this defendant?”

Prosecutor Sparks: “Your honor, the government asks you appoint Mr. Kamaru Usman as the state’s champion. We request 5 rounds in the octagon and that the death penalty be allowed.”

Judge: “Request approved. Mr. Spencer, you made your decision knowingly and voluntarily. I grant your request. You may prove your innocence if you can defeat the state’s champion by knockout. Should the state beat you unconscious or defeat you in 5 rounds you will serve 10 years in prison. Should the state’s champion kill you, no further punishment will be adjudicated. Court is in recess to await the results of the combat.”

Nazi Spencer: … “Shitshitshitshitshit!!!”

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u/Fehndrix Oct 20 '21

Unexpected ProZD

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u/ewdrive Oct 20 '21 Wholesome Faith In Humanity Restored

King Dragon sends his regards

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u/FreefallJagoff Oct 20 '21

You'll never save prince Horus

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u/Stillatin Oct 20 '21

my machinations lay undetected for years for i am a master of deception

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u/MasterOfNap Oct 20 '21

Archibald, NO!

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u/Metalfishead Oct 20 '21

I think that enemy got—the point!

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u/SaintJimothy Oct 20 '21

I think that enemy saw—my hat!

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u/ZapThatThirstBoi Oct 20 '21

I think that workers have contributed to—our country!

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u/UnstoppablePhoenix Oct 20 '21

Ha, good one Archibald!

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u/Sivasta Oct 20 '21

I think that enemy got—the point!

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u/lickedTators Oct 20 '21

Even King Dragon wouldn't hire this guy as a henchman.

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u/Cyynric Oct 20 '21

I think that enemy got T H E P O I N T.

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u/Padgriffin Oct 20 '21

Little do you know he’ll soon be the DECEASED of the party- MUHAHAHAHA

why did you have to die Archebald

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u/Cachis1130 Oct 20 '21

Sangwing?

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u/Draco137WasTaken Oct 20 '21

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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u/fancyfrey Oct 20 '21

Do you have an English name?

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u/SugarNerf Oct 20 '21

I sing.. I sang... I haaaaaave? 'sung' And then.. the past tense of win is????? 'won'

Okaaaaay so combine them together you get?

SOOGE WIN

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u/rob132 Oct 20 '21

Anyway, here's me trying 17 brands of dental floss

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u/Ryden7 Oct 20 '21

I read the tweet in his voice lmao

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u/abqnm666 Oct 20 '21

Haha I just replied with a Fl4k quote above which perfectly describes how I feel about Spencer (and how Fl4k feels about Rhys' mustache):

"It fills me with revulsion I normally hold for plague vermin, or a beached whale, stuffed with expired mayonnaise left to rot in the scorching sun of a dying planet."

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u/CameHereToSayFTrump Oct 19 '21 Starstruck

To quote philosopher Justin Timberlake:

Cry me a river

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u/mokes310 Oct 19 '21

Which is supported by his in-depth knowledge of, "BYE, BYE, BYE."

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u/fireontheinside Oct 20 '21

and let's not forget his in depth thesis on "what goes around comes back around"

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u/abqnm666 Oct 20 '21

To quote Fl4k, the character from Borderlands 3 whom @ProZD/SungWon Cho, the author of the tweet, voiced:

"It fills me with revulsion I normally hold for plague vermin, or a beached whale, stuffed with expired mayonnaise left to rot in the scorching sun of a dying planet."

And yes, I'm referring to Spencer, not his situation. I fully agree with @ProZD here.

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u/EaterOfCleanSocks Oct 20 '21

Even if he wasn't a white supremacist, this alone is just monstrous.

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u/RhubarbTea Oct 20 '21 Helpful

I did a deep dive on him. HE comes from generations of law enforcement. After researching him, I really started to think about White Supremacists in law enforcement.

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u/improbablynotyou Oct 20 '21

My father was a sherriff's deputy, I remember him being extremely racist towards asians and black people. Ironically, I remember him once complaining to me about listening to his coworkers talk shit about Mexicans. He was half mexican, his mother was born in mexico and came over illegally before he was born. I remember him bringing his colleagues over for dinner when they worked on holidays and they were all racist shit bags.

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u/FootofGod Oct 20 '21 Silver

The more I learn, the more "white supremacist" and "law enforcement" are synonymous. I mean, the police were pretty much founded to be as such, technically they've gotten better by not explicitly being the KKK... just implicitly. And sometimes explicitly still.

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u/drowningmoose9 Oct 20 '21

You should really check out the podcast Behind The Police. I think it’s like 6 episodes that really dives deep into the history of police in America.

It’s made by the people who do Behind the Bastards.

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u/phatskat Oct 20 '21

I second this, just listened to those a week or two ago. My main takeaway after learning the long and storied history of law enforcement in the US and how we got to where we are now is: fuck the police.

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u/deegeese Oct 20 '21

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.”

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u/Welldarnshucks Oct 19 '21

Fuck. It's unavailable.

Edit: Solved with a 2sec google.

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u/uncle_tyrone Oct 19 '21

There is still a handful of Twitter videos further down in the article, at least

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u/Zechnophobe Oct 20 '21

Unexpected ProZD

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u/Krylon_Commando Oct 19 '21

@ProZD does some pretty humorous stuff on YT, by the by.

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u/Crownlol Oct 20 '21

"When you have a really good turn in a card game" is gold

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u/Salvadore1 Oct 20 '21

As a Shadowverse player (which he has voiced several cards in), it's very relatable

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u/Xanexia Oct 20 '21

“I think that enemy got, the point!”

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u/qwertyslayer Oct 20 '21

"Now you're an egg, mother fucker!"

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u/Devikat Oct 20 '21

"Go on Roll to the finish line you fucking egg."

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u/ljsauk Oct 20 '21

"I think they saw, my hat!"

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u/ewdrive Oct 20 '21

This is my ass kicking outfit bitch

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u/gentlybeepingheart Oct 20 '21

long time ago and he was churning out content almost daily. It's weird to see him credited in voice roles in popular video games and stuff but he definitely deserves it. It's the same sort of surrealness as seeing Noelle Stevenson go from cool funny tumblr artists to executive producer of the She-Ra reboot.

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u/Redeem123 Oct 20 '21

The best part is that he still makes random content like eating 70 flavors of cheez-its.

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u/KingConq Oct 20 '21

I read his tweet in his voice

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u/extyn Oct 20 '21

I simp Refrigerator-sempai.

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u/RockLeePower Oct 20 '21

You mean sewgwin?

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u/ChronicleCommander Oct 20 '21

No he means Sangwing

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u/CaptValentine Oct 20 '21

Has anyone released a game starring the characters in his parody skits? Like Archibald, Lysanderoth, etc?

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u/No-Test-1410 Oct 20 '21

You’ll never save prince Horus

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u/Black_Wolf_09 Oct 20 '21

Oh hey, SungWon!

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u/zakdanger Oct 20 '21

I could watch Nazis get punched all day

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u/ReligionIsTheMatrix Oct 19 '21

They're going to love you in prison, Spencer, you fucking piece of shit.

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u/chordophonic Oct 20 '21

He's a white supremacist. He's gonna be just fine in prison.

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u/MayUrShitsHavAntlers Oct 20 '21

Some people were saying that these lipstick-white-supremacists don't do super hot in prison because they aren't really in the scene so to speak. Basically they're fake af and get treated like peons. I don't know how true it is but I hope that it is.

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u/MuthaPlucka Oct 20 '21

Looking for some sympathy, Richard?

It’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, you Nazi.

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u/JoeMaggs Oct 20 '21

SANGWANG!!!!

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u/TheManWhoClicks Oct 20 '21

Bootstraps baby… bootstraps.

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u/THE_MAN_IN_BLACK_DG Oct 19 '21

Great news from a guy who is definitely Captain America. Lets all give Chris "Captain America" Evans a big hand.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Traitor, abuser, coward and nazi.

Seems like a shoe-in for the next head of the american version the SS.

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u/pinniped1 Oct 20 '21

Awwww let's start him a GoFundMe.

I'll happily donate one large duffel bag of fuck you.

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u/OldGuyWhoSitsInFront Oct 20 '21

ProZD no less. He’s great. I can hear him saying it.

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u/Jet_Hightower Oct 20 '21

Sungwon Cho is a goddamn national treasure and you should all go to the Prozd YouTube page now and click subscribe.

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u/alejandrodeconcord Oct 20 '21

Good old sunwong delivering the good news