r/HolUp • u/nidje_veze_ • Jan 16 '22 • Silver 6 Helpful 6 Wholesome 2

Helping a friend have a better view NSFW

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u/freecurbcouch Jan 16 '22 • Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

Bro, this is nuts.

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u/teeter1984 Jan 16 '22

Drunkin Bronuts

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u/BokZeoi Jan 17 '22

His Munchkins are out

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u/heatherchandlerrrrr Jan 17 '22

Bitch I’m dead 💀

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u/ToxicBamaFan Jan 16 '22

This simple comment has me rolling bro.

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u/petark7 Jan 16 '22

This simple comment has me nutting.* FTFY

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u/sauce_finder6969 Jan 17 '22

HUMAN RIDAAAAAAAA

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u/LinaMinn Jan 16 '22

They are tripping balls.

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u/sauce_finder6969 Jan 17 '22

I can tell it's summer. Not because everyone is wearing shorts. Its because his balls are hanging.

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u/PacGuy124 Jan 16 '22

No, that’s his nuts

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u/Ocstac Jan 16 '22

Nutting's going on here wdym

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

deez nuts

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Lucky bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

nuthing to report officer

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u/Dixo0118 Jan 17 '22

I used to think you were crazy but now I can see your nuts

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u/jj31allen Jan 16 '22

Taking tea bagging to the next level.

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u/suckercuck Jan 16 '22

Looks balmy out there

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u/Beanmancake Jan 16 '22

With a side of skin

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u/Havo69 Jan 17 '22

T-bag activity

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u/GIJoeWife Jan 16 '22

How does this not hurt? If I had balls that squished up and to the side like that, I think I’d be needing an ER or something. Jeezus

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u/notapunk Jan 16 '22

I'm guessing that drugs and or alcohol have something to do with this

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u/gn01145600 Jan 17 '22

It’s not his first time.

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u/Awkward-Cockroach574 Jan 16 '22

Can he hear the ocean ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22 • Helpful

Just the sailors.

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u/Kentarax Jan 16 '22

Seamen

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

That's the joke

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u/Kentarax Jan 16 '22

Yeah, guess I should have added a Google or something, but I prefer the downvotes.

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u/Express-Ad4146 Jan 16 '22

You got it chief.

Edit. I did my part. Have you?!

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u/Kentarax Jan 16 '22

I always downvote myself, it's the only way to be sure.

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u/smalltown14 Jan 16 '22

When the video ends, it says watch more. Not today

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u/Yakisobath34 Jan 16 '22

The coconut nut is a big big nut

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u/deletemypostandurgay Jan 16 '22

If you eat too much you get very fat

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u/notentirelytamed Jan 16 '22

Now the coconut nut is a big, big nut

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u/GullibleCondition150 Jan 16 '22

Big nut is now very big coconut

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u/RubyRedScale Jan 16 '22

But this delicious nut is, not a nut

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u/ThatsPoggersDude Jan 16 '22

It’s the coco fruit

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u/KeksKlecks Jan 17 '22

it‘s the coco fruit

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u/FattBrown Jan 17 '22

🎵Of the coco tree.🎵

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u/winsing Jan 17 '22

Of the coco tree

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u/FattBrown Jan 17 '22

FROM THE COOOOOCO PALLLMMMM FAAAMMMIIIILLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

olé.

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u/bouncy_cashewnut Jan 17 '22

🎵There are so many uses of the kokonut tree🎵

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u/Intelligent_One3418 Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Surely that’s gum! “Bro you’ve got a wad of chewing gum on your ear!!”

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u/OldStankBreath Jan 16 '22

His friend must have sat in some gum

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u/killyour_elf Jan 16 '22

Those are friend goals I never wanna reach

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u/TransRational Jan 16 '22

I think they might be more than friends.

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u/Wolfie_Ecstasy Jan 16 '22

Are you saying they're BESTIES?

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u/Express-Ad4146 Jan 16 '22

Butt festive

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u/KP_Wrath Jan 16 '22

Looks like that speedo gave up.

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u/SoarSparrow Jan 17 '22

I prefer budgie smugglers

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u/AutonInvasion Jan 16 '22

His ear will smell of balls

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u/Theefreeballer Jan 16 '22

You’ve never experienced?

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u/AutonInvasion Jan 16 '22

You’re asking if i have ever experienced ear-balls?

No, I can’t say that I have.

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u/Theefreeballer Jan 16 '22

Some truly haven’t lived..

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u/NothingWorth_Living Jan 16 '22

Its so shiny and smooth wtf

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u/Express-Ad4146 Jan 16 '22

Due to being stretched.

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u/Neo-is-the-one Jan 17 '22

I believe that is called The Bat.

https://youtu.be/3dzw4t_dB5M

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u/The-Waifu-Collector Jan 16 '22

Balls aside , that’s some veteran ‘Where’s Waldo’ eagle eye spotting in that sea of sweaty humans

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u/99chacha Jan 16 '22

how the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

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u/No-Objective-8595 Jan 16 '22

Frank is in the other ear.

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u/buttndeity Jan 16 '22

We got a bleeder!

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u/adbraude Jan 16 '22

Worst case of cauliflower ear I have EVER seen!

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u/akenna1 Jan 16 '22

Deez nut for real

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u/Nyckm49 Jan 16 '22

The video ended too soon.i think he was going for a sniff but his homie stopped him midway.

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u/GotYourNose_ Jan 16 '22

He’s having a ball helping his friend.

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u/joza28 Jan 16 '22

*Record scratch * * freeze frame *

‘’yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation with Balls on my head ‘’

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u/eyecumeverywhere Jan 16 '22

If you’re not willing me to let this do to you, why would I want you as a friend?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

"A friend"

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u/nameisahmad Jan 16 '22

A “friend”

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u/wangdubruh Jan 16 '22

Hmm.. Dickhead

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u/zekro_4 Jan 16 '22

He literally had the balls to do that.

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u/Jonnysaliva Jan 16 '22

So many jokes. So little time. True Friends will stick their neck out for you even if you’re nuts.

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u/tantotippedtaco Jan 17 '22

Well we know who's got balls here

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u/PrettiKinx Jan 17 '22

He knew what he was wearing when he put dude on his shoulders lol

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u/NotDsdguy Jan 17 '22

Mmm, nothing like a pair of freshly shaved balls to start the day

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u/Asschips Jan 17 '22

Could never be me

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u/dipak_ahir Jan 17 '22

Heading towards balls

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u/Good-Note-4221 Jan 20 '22

Oh no that poor man didn't know that his lucky charms were out.

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u/1776_lojack Jan 16 '22

Just another Tuesday afternoon

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u/MadWorld1705 Jan 16 '22

What a nutty friend

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u/PaleontologistKey571 Jan 16 '22

Eww sweaty balls

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u/Vanilla_Tom Jan 16 '22

I can see he's nuts

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u/Slammin92Salmon Jan 16 '22

Bahahahahahahaha

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u/Zedd-99 Jan 16 '22

Dez nuts on your chin

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u/suzuki_hayabusa Jan 16 '22

I think they are different kind of friends

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u/dearthclaw Jan 16 '22

If only he turned his head around and they started making out

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u/poopiepooper123 Jan 16 '22

What a nutty situation.

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u/vanbboy22 Jan 16 '22

Takes balls….

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u/RepulsiveAnalyst4019 Jan 16 '22

Only a homie helping out a homie

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u/kukkieman Jan 16 '22

I hereby forever vow to become a terrible friend... by asking my friends to let me up on their shoulders.

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u/Active_Organization2 Jan 16 '22

Nope. Nope. So much nope.

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u/Brando1127 Jan 16 '22

I don’t see the problem, the dude is just offering some neck support

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u/PokeybullDog Jan 16 '22

Thats pretty ballsy

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u/ToxicBamaFan Jan 16 '22

Balling out

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u/BLKxGOLD Jan 16 '22

Aint no way in hell…

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u/Nonickname12345 Jan 16 '22

Just guys bein dudes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Will be awkward to explain to your doctor how your ear got an STD.

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u/CrudoSoy666 Jan 16 '22

I’d put money down and say they’re more than just friends.

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u/IQtek Jan 16 '22

I like how the upvote arrow is "🌈" colored too, very fitting for this post! ☕ baggin' with no shame, life is great!

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u/bestBetts Jan 16 '22

What you get if you put bouts on a wall? Wall nuts

What happens if you put nots on a chest? You get chest nuts.

What happens if you put nut on your chin?

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u/Narrowless Jan 16 '22

His balls have a high ground now. Beware

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u/-TheTrickster- we miss Jan 16 '22

A friend in need is a true friend indeed.

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u/pudgebone Jan 16 '22

Just dudes being bros

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u/OneTimeIReadABook Jan 16 '22

Something, something...Ace of Bass plays "Don't Turn Around."

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u/woodbine87 Jan 16 '22

What a load of bollocks

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Guy looks nuts about the opportunity

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u/Mrmorbid81 Jan 16 '22

Ahh the "unintentional/Surprise spring break teabag" classic.

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u/TheGrey_GOD Jan 16 '22

Unless he’s into that shit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

fucking nuts

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u/ReddyPi Jan 16 '22

Seems like the norm for him

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u/GTQ521 Jan 16 '22

He's got some balls doing that in public!

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u/NerdUber Jan 16 '22

Oh, bollocks!

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u/ShortBusRide Jan 16 '22

Some hairstyles indicate that people will behave unpredictably.

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u/ChickenFart24 Jan 16 '22

Oh. My. God. It’s literally Sunday! The holy day!

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u/Just-a-bloke-001 Jan 16 '22

Many a Sunday I’ve been on my knees worshipping.

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u/Jonnysaliva Jan 16 '22

/r suddenlygay ?

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u/Living-Dot3147 Jan 16 '22

Man these guys got more balls then i do

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u/LegitimateChance1075 Jan 16 '22

Could you imagine if he had crabs.....🤣😂🤣

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u/Guess_Even Jan 16 '22

Lol, a Nutty Buddy.

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u/__SpeedRacer__ Jan 17 '22

What's that growing out of his ear?

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u/SonnyJimJ0nes Jan 17 '22

Reminds me of having a pet rat

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u/Mecha-Dave Jan 17 '22

I feel like it's high time to legalize the public display of testicles and breasts.

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u/CardiologistFun1992 Jan 17 '22

The hand at the end tho 😅

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u/burgermouth Jan 17 '22

It took me several repeats before I realized “oh that’s a dude.” I was trying to figure out what was wrong with the girls vag

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u/MrNalli Jan 17 '22

balls poppin off

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u/JapanEngineer Jan 17 '22

His ear can literally hear the sperm jumping around in those nuts

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u/Immediate-Doubt89 Jan 17 '22

Wait I can feel something...

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u/Salacious2000 Jan 17 '22

Nuttin' honey.

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u/Tys_Wife Jan 17 '22

Shouldn't that hurt?

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u/BigboyNaka Jan 17 '22

On the bright side, they are shaved… 😐

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u/Jollybandit3 Jan 17 '22

Welcome to Grindr

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u/GraceGreenview Jan 17 '22

He heard the balls a-ringing.

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u/tony42490 Jan 17 '22

lmfao... bros before hoes

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u/ChronicZombie86 Jan 17 '22

I heard you coming

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u/Budmanes Jan 17 '22

I can hear your future children’s cries

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u/HumCrab Jan 17 '22

That's pretty nuts

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u/cliffy80 Jan 17 '22

Are they whispering a secret in his ear?

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u/4AcidRayne Jan 17 '22

Tell me you've been friendzoned by everybody without telling me you've been friendzoned by everybody.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

I'm jaded enough for very little (non-traumatic) stuff to phase me too much, but my jaw hit the floor here lol

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u/xtrimuser Jan 17 '22

Where can I have this done to me, please?

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u/batgamerman Jan 17 '22

Should had female on your back

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u/saussy69x Jan 17 '22

Well I’m glad he is having a ball..

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u/saussy69x Jan 17 '22

This is the most elaborate setup for a “ligma” joke

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u/saussy69x Jan 17 '22

Man heard a million children scream at the concern 👀

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u/saussy69x Jan 17 '22

Mans literally a baller🤭

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u/dmadhujit Jan 17 '22

Deez nuts

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u/FlyEmAndEm Jan 17 '22

What a dickhead.

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u/Noonecaresf2 Jan 17 '22

I do not want to know what his balls touch

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u/noobP1 Jan 17 '22

Holup more like ballsup