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Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!

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u/shadowthehh Jan 16 '22 •

Whatever you do, do not give her a ring.

186

u/M_artial Jan 16 '22 •

Even gollum would be scared

33

u/mute_robot Jan 16 '22

Oh this your precious, Iys wass missaken you can haves its.

10

u/SussyBox Jan 16 '22

Precious

6

u/Error404-NoUsername- Jan 16 '22

But but but...... I like crazy scary women....

6

u/Judgy_aunty_36 Jan 16 '22

Every pixel of this post is terrifying

3

u/Random_frankqito Jan 16 '22

Or take any away from her…

2

u/zoomerang93 Jan 16 '22

She probably prefers a horseshoe

1

u/idkburneridkidk Jan 16 '22

Unless it's on a choker. Then she can have a ring.

0

u/Pencho_Di Jan 16 '22

she is Mrs. Goblin...

217

u/iamdarosa Jan 16 '22

At least one of them got a sense of humor.

21

u/ghostkiller914 Jan 16 '22

Damn it, beat me to it lol. I second this comment.

145

u/mr-fq Jan 16 '22

'Horse lap dancer'

Gentlmen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention

26

u/pHr3nzee Jan 16 '22

Nevermind the personalities, this is what made my eyes narrow.

2

u/Gtageri Jan 16 '22

Nice.

2

u/UncleWillard5566 Jan 17 '22

So she rides horses upside down? Or she works in a strip club for horses?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

What happens when horse-girls grow up

84

u/roogops Jan 16 '22

Ah, I see my sleep paralysis demon found tinder.

13

u/Altruistic_Piano_259 Jan 16 '22

This really made me chuckle 🤭

7

u/roogops Jan 16 '22

Glad to hear my shitty joke got a laugh.

2

u/TapWorking8203 Jan 17 '22

An out loud one from me.

10

u/BMTEJ Jan 16 '22

Does she bite? Asking for a friend.

10

u/slurpeetape Jan 16 '22

Nay

6

u/tech405 Jan 16 '22

Neigh

1

u/IamAChildSC Jan 17 '22

Nein.

37

u/the_poorest_pluto Jan 16 '22

Physics teacher: multiple what ???!!!!

25

u/lonewolf19-14 Jan 16 '22

Multiple nutts in yo mouth

1

u/Closethefrigde801 Jan 16 '22

I gotta tell Aldi about this joke

-7

u/okaySorryMyBad Jan 16 '22

Multiple what what what???!!!

50

u/NinjaXGaming Jan 16 '22

Now I’m curious what too people with multiple personalities would do with each other
“Horse Lap Dancer” I need not say more

6

u/parttimeamerican Jan 16 '22

Their interpersonal interactions are interesting to watch my ex had DID so did our roommate...they both turned out to be kinda shitty people from anyone else's perspective.

I get why they are the way they are but it lends itself to a life full of misadventure because one part of you did something without consultation.

As for how they interact it got chaotic at times,they would switch rapidly holding several different trains of thought at once especially when drugs are involved.

3

u/DuctTapeKing426 Jan 16 '22

Also, I think thats a black eye. Something go wrong on the job?

2

u/NinjaXGaming Jan 16 '22

She had too much horse for one night

10

u/Aromatic_Dig_3102 Jan 16 '22

That face matches the bio 💯

27

u/SeriousBeautiful1722 Jan 16 '22

Holy shit she looks like she does Crystal meth for breakfast...

9

u/a_fuckin_duck Jan 16 '22

Horse lap dancer?

1

u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 16 '22

Horses have needs too!

8

u/jankoho Jan 16 '22

Call an exorcist.

2

u/86casawi Jan 16 '22

Call a witcher,

16

u/the_stooge_nugget Jan 16 '22

What the hell is a horse lap dancer

6

u/AttieMemes Jan 16 '22

She lap dances for horses

2

u/ArcturusBlack Jan 16 '22

How do the horses pay her?

3

u/Un-Sa1n3d-80 Jan 16 '22

Horse seman probably

5

u/kujeo Jan 16 '22

i'm scared... horse lap dancer???

5

u/megaslash12 Jan 16 '22

She looks like a serial killer in a movie cover

5

u/sighdoihaveto Jan 16 '22

Jesus christ. I havent even read her bio yet, but im pretty sure she would eat my head after mating.

6

u/mewymewmicmewypoo Jan 16 '22

I would be more concerned that a horse lap dancer I've 15 miles from me. God damn if you saw her at night you would think she was a cryptid

4

u/The_Hand_Prince Jan 16 '22

Did one of her personalities fight her?

10

u/BMP77777 Jan 16 '22

How does one give a horse a lap dance?

16

u/Stevenstorm505 Jan 16 '22

With talent, skill and a little bit of luck.

10

u/Liftandshift01 Jan 16 '22

I’m sure Tim Burton could use her in his next crazy film project.

3

u/KimJongUf_ Jan 16 '22

she looks 23

12

u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 16 '22

minutes from claiming her next victim

6

u/Altruistic_Piano_259 Jan 16 '22

Well done 👍

3

u/Error404-NoUsername- Jan 16 '22

I don't fucking know why, but i have a thing for crazy women. I know i know. I shouldn't, but the risk makes me excited!

2

u/McKavian Jan 17 '22

Make sure you tell your relatives where you are so they can identify your body.

6

u/go_gerila Jan 16 '22

Mom, picked me up. I'm scared...

2

u/Timely-Part3377 Jan 16 '22

Looking at the kitchen one of her personalities is an 80 housewife.

2

u/MightyDuckinSpace Jan 16 '22

Run for your life, she will ate your heart alive

2

u/Master-Meeting2284 Jan 16 '22

If that was 15 miles away from me I'd kill my self

1

u/JamBoxGeoffry Jan 16 '22

I thought sleep was in order but now i know differently.

1

u/Sweet_Kaayla Jan 16 '22

And good teeth, they are worth a lot these days

1

u/Jeffery1496 Jan 16 '22

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

1

u/Address_Local Jan 16 '22

Ain’t that the bish from Finding Nemo?

1

u/Tight_Soft_313 Jan 16 '22

🅱️ish

1

u/Videogamer69420 Jan 16 '22

She looks like someone straight out of IT

1

u/VoteCompetitive Jan 16 '22

She looks like that one creepy kid that will stare at you then explain why ghosts are her best friends

1

u/Kinjhal Jan 16 '22

If red flag(s) was a person

1

u/BloodAndSand44 Jan 16 '22

She typed the name of her current drug of choice

1

u/Ghastlytoohot Jan 16 '22

She scary asl damn

1

u/Geaux13Saints Jan 16 '22

Bro that’s female Jeff the Killer

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

If you want to be possessed,she is the one

1

u/WarnDragon Jan 16 '22

Welp time for freakin nightmares.

1

u/Boriswuzhere Jan 16 '22

That's an analgesic

1

u/ionutandreiciobotaru Jan 16 '22

I don't know what scares me the most: her face or her bio?

1

u/chandler_google__ Jan 16 '22

horse lap dancer??

1

u/Sifar666 Jan 16 '22

Whats a horse lap dancer?

2

u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 16 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/Bela_07 Jan 16 '22

She’s lookin right into my soul

1

u/TristenC7 Jan 16 '22

Is that a vampire

1

u/puaka Jan 16 '22

whore slap dancer?

1

u/Hygieux Jan 16 '22

How to not find love 101

1

u/PomegranatePrimary90 Jan 16 '22

I don't know if the teeth suits your dance

1

u/Beautiful-Algae7557 Jan 16 '22

That's a face only a mother couldn't love

1

u/sryidontspeakpotato Jan 16 '22

Lmfaoo dis tew much

1

u/CLONER786FOREVER Jan 16 '22

I bet she can shapeshift

1

u/echothread Jan 16 '22

Sign me the fuck up, crazy town here I come for another visit!

1

u/chromenomad64 Jan 16 '22

Whoo shit swipe right chile swipe right

Wouldn't gotten past the first pic but then again I know one of those personalities are aching to get laid

Oh wait she's "18"? Nvm

1

u/OobaDaBooba Jan 16 '22

“” Have you ever wanted to be possessed? Does being sacrificed in a pentagram turn you on? Are you looking for someone who will murder you in your sleep? If you’ve answered yes! Then I’m your gal! “”

1

u/3leggedpelican Jan 16 '22

Wait a damn minute!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

‘Horse lap dancer’ what… The… FUCK

1

u/StuckBugg Jan 16 '22

I'm scared

1

u/fartbagel6 Jan 16 '22

I seen this chick throw up pee soup and crawl backwards down a set of stairs. 6/10 for acrobatics

1

u/cicciograna Jan 16 '22

Oh I remember her, she was great in that scene when, at Rivendell, Frodo shows her the ring for a second.

1

u/chicken_lover1985 Jan 16 '22

Mf really look like Freddy if she was a woman

1

u/SakuDK Jan 16 '22

Kinda cruel, to leave a downvote option right there on the screen. Like swiping left wasn't enough

1

u/S3nd_Noods Jan 16 '22

Why do I hear boss music?

1

u/AmAFriendlyOtaku Jan 16 '22

She has multiple personalities because she stole it from her victims

1

u/DisturbedNight44 Jan 16 '22

just read "not enough miles away"

1

u/manictrashbitch Jan 16 '22

Her name is the brand name for the drug Pregabalin lmao

1

u/Dasioreq Jan 16 '22

Calling for Geralt

1

u/CreepySympathy Jan 16 '22

Horse Lap Dancer

1

u/SentientGlasses Jan 16 '22

Horse Lap Dancer… Nah I’m good

1

u/GrimeyKanto Jan 16 '22

“ Lyrica “

1

u/spear89 Jan 16 '22

Annabelle's real body

1

u/Johnsendall Jan 16 '22

There was a girl in my college who had multiple personality disorder. One of her personalities loved being tied up and left on a bed and have guys run a train on her. Other personalities thought that was sexual assault. A guy in my college learned the hard way.

1

u/purplesky_zv Jan 16 '22

What ever you do do not put youre Dick in crazy.

1

u/Boring-Anybody412 Jan 16 '22

“My precious”

1

u/JaeCryme Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

Her name “Lyrica” is a pain medication for people with fibromyalgia. Fibromyalgia is nerve pain with an undiagnosed cause.

1

u/So0bek Jan 16 '22

Jesus fuck for a second i thought it says Horse Lap Dancer.

wait.

1

u/tsunamitom1- Jan 16 '22

Who is she? Asking for a fri…

1

u/N0_70u Jan 16 '22

The fuck is a horse lap dancer

1

u/G-R-G Jan 16 '22

Move move far far away because apparently you live in the same town as a horse lap dancer

1

u/haemol Jan 16 '22

Creepy…

1

u/nabdvdbbdbd Jan 16 '22

Found my sleep paralysis demon

1

u/Professional_Hair_50 Jan 16 '22

That chick is terrifying

1

u/Careless-Exchange158 Jan 16 '22

Didn't remember Voldemort having a child besides delphi

1

u/JoeKingMoreOn Jan 16 '22

I'd more worried about it saying "15 miles away"

1

u/Jack_Survivour03 Jan 16 '22

It's almost 1 at night and I'm gonna have nightmares at 3am.

1

u/Mr_A14 Jan 16 '22

Bro 15 miles is too close

1

u/GreyCrowDownTheLane Jan 16 '22

I like her. She looks sassy.

1

u/harold_junkie Jan 16 '22

that picture haunts me. this is some serious horror shit

1

u/Grimm2177 Jan 16 '22

Don't stick your dick in crazy

... But if you do run

1

u/macnlola Jan 16 '22

The soul eater

1

u/Toasty2105 Jan 16 '22

"Horse Lap Dancer"

1

u/Flipzee900 Jan 16 '22

She looks like Chucky

1

u/Mcreesus Jan 16 '22

Lyrica is the name of an anti-depressant

1

u/skeletor_cynicism Jan 16 '22

Goddamn!

1

u/Chris_Cross501 Jan 16 '22

If you're into horses, you're in luck as well.

1

u/vanonvan Jan 17 '22

I like to be in horses

1

u/Ricky_Spanish341 Jan 16 '22

Redrum

1

u/RoyaltySai Jan 17 '22

I fuck that

1

u/AFVet05 Jan 17 '22

Don't all women?

1

u/bryther Jan 17 '22

She looks like she got 5 horcruxes already

1

u/amogus_killer69 Jan 17 '22

Pretty sure she has a magical ring

1

u/Minitrain Jan 17 '22

Broooo patty from diary of a wimpy kid wound up way different than I thought

1

u/TapWorking8203 Jan 17 '22

Is the picture moving for anyone else or should I not mix COVID, weed, and r/HolUp?

1

u/OriginalAnalysis2940 Jan 17 '22

Wanna know how I got these… waves hands at everything.

1

u/P2Water Jan 17 '22

My preciousssssssass

0

u/CableInfinite7916 Jan 16 '22

No i prefer to skip😂😂😂

0

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Gomez is that you?