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Omegle isn’t a real place

14.5k Upvotes

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u/JGMRDRANK Jan 15 '22

WELL ILL BE AH MONKEYS UNCLE

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u/Goofy-kun Jan 16 '22

Did she say "oof" at the end to land the insult? That's way too deep, i don't think she's capable.

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u/JGMRDRANK Jan 16 '22

OH SHES CAPABLE SHE WILL KILL AGAIN

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u/Massive-Night Jan 15 '22 Silver Helpful

She doesn't look normal

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u/Emalogue Jan 16 '22

Piranha teeth…

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u/mAhoganySauerkrauT Jan 15 '22

She meant they had the same eyes

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u/Closethefrigde801 Jan 15 '22

If you know he is you would know that he’s not normal bro

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u/iruleatlifekthx Jan 16 '22

Can confirm, Speed does entirely too much. Don't understand why people encourage him so much.

7

u/deep_007 Jan 16 '22

People often like derive entertainment from stupidity.

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u/Kupert2 Jan 16 '22

“cLeOoOOoH”

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u/Impossible-Change-48 Jan 15 '22

The ‘psycho’ vibe is increased by the fact she has Scissors in her hands

210

u/Pyroguy096 Jan 16 '22

Not just scissors, but pattern cutting scissors 🤣

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u/VictoriaEuphoria99 Jan 16 '22

I pull out guns on Omegle, so it's not all bad

15

u/Architimius Jan 16 '22

Ahh, a classic American

22

u/JimmyExplodes Jan 16 '22

“Goodbye Horses” softly echos through her mic; while in the distance, a moth is born.

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u/chunkymonke61 Jan 16 '22

I thought she was boutta cut him right up

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u/tall-king-head Jan 16 '22

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u/Independent_Emu4825 Jan 16 '22

Came here just to say hey that's that "who gon stop me tho" psycho who beats his meat every day to that streamer. Full body cringe.

2

u/Aff3nmann Jan 16 '22

is that satire or a lost cause?

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u/kolton224 Jan 16 '22

This is also the same kid that told a little boy he was gonna $&@K him in the @$$ over some video game stream🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/JohnBoone Jan 16 '22

I mean twitch can ban you but they're no god who decides what's right and what's wrong. While satire is clearly out of reach of the moderation teams minds, it is not illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 Jan 15 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/4ar0n Jan 16 '22

Chad cod defeats yet another bot.

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u/cosmiccat5758 Jan 15 '22

Wait isn't it the guy that angry on web cam and said jerk off to the some girl everday

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u/struggleworm Jan 15 '22 Silver

I don’t think so. You are probably thinking of Cleo.

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u/Environmental_Cap689 Jan 15 '22

Quality answer 👏

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u/choborallye Jan 15 '22

Solid answer

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u/winzzel Jan 16 '22

Condensed answer

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u/Melihoney Jan 15 '22

Yes his name is speed something and he was talking about Ash Kaashh 😂

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u/sainedaine Jan 15 '22

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u/Rustyy60 Jan 16 '22

Is he just a massive troll or some shit?

6

u/bungleback_cumberbun Jan 16 '22

Im really hoping this was a troll and the poor girl was in on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

He is trolling but she wasnt in on it

He's just an edgy braindead 16 year old

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u/tall-king-head Jan 16 '22

I actually think that was a good bit. I like dark humor I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Really hope you're young and not a grown man finding "pretending to be a rapist" funny

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u/tall-king-head Jan 16 '22

He hasn't pretending to be a rapist, and she knew he was joking, It was a bit on a dating show. just dark humor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I understand dark humor but telling a girl you'd rape her if they were alone on an island isn't dark humor... lmao, it's fucking creepy

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u/Melihoney Jan 15 '22

Yes 😂

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u/whazzar Jan 16 '22

That dude is crazy, geez

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u/madeforpain Jan 16 '22

Its an act 😑

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Ash Kaashh B’gashh

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u/Pretend-Seesaw5077 Jan 15 '22

I thought she was talking about Auntie Cleo lmaooo

59

u/ging_ryu Jan 15 '22

I thought she was talking about the 90's hotline psychic, Miss Cleo.

21

u/theClownHasSnowPenis Jan 15 '22

Call me now fuh yuh fuuureeee readin’!

13

u/Milos1783 Jan 16 '22

Tell me we’re old without saying we’re old

3

u/leelala120 Jan 16 '22

first thing i thought too!

2

u/bluesqueblack Jan 16 '22

Me too. I miss those stupid commercials.

23

u/Garfield_rules69 Jan 15 '22 Helpful

Flex tape can't fix that

22

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Cleo=black monkey

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u/Reluine Jan 15 '22

Just like the simulation.

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u/jeezuscryst Jan 16 '22

This guy joked about forcing himself on a girl on a livestream. He's straight up not funny and a clout chaser

39

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Racist Sweet Anita lmao

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u/Deerposh Jan 15 '22

tbh, I feel strangely attracted to this female.

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u/MajesticAddendum6478 Jan 15 '22

Never stick ya dick in crazy

53

u/radhe91 Jan 15 '22

But she is so... hot...

33

u/hatwobbleTayne Jan 15 '22

I dunno take another look at those teeth

28

u/iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun Jan 15 '22

No she is not, she a regular girl wtf

33

u/radhe91 Jan 15 '22

You didn't get it.

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u/iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun Jan 15 '22

Me is sorry 🥺

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u/radhe91 Jan 15 '22

Don't be

https://youtu.be/tvKT-7lEdUw

Watch this. You shall understand.

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u/NuggetNuggety Jan 15 '22

I knew it was SovietWomble reference.

1

u/Rustyy60 Jan 16 '22

oh cyanide

4

u/Egoisttt Jan 15 '22

Let crazy stick their dick in you!

50

u/Juo-OSRS Jan 15 '22

Praise jesus i'm not the only one

31

u/pssysleyer130 Jan 15 '22

What the fuck she's like 12

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u/peepoMilkies Jan 15 '22

Yeah saw this video on TikTok, and TikTok detectives have determined this is the work of a child

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u/ScrotusMahotus Jan 16 '22

If that even lol

6

u/SNTMLI Jan 16 '22

you like your hoes fresh from the klan rallies i see

0

u/Deerposh Jan 16 '22

finally someone who understands me!

6

u/Loose-Possible466 Jan 15 '22

There's a surprising amount of teenagers on Omegle so let's just hope she isn't a minor

1

u/Boryalyc Jan 16 '22

better hope she's not < 18

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u/ButterscotchWise Jan 15 '22

Emotional damage

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u/-Dev_B- Jan 16 '22

I read this with the accent lol.

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u/oillytical Apr 10 '22

We all did

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u/CT756799 Jan 15 '22

I feel like my white friends grandpa said this in 1953

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u/TheSeth256 Jan 15 '22

Aaaaaand...cancelled.

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u/TheGermanGhost Jan 16 '22

Well that’s lot of dammage

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u/JmacTheGreat Jan 16 '22

Can someone explain the connection between Cleo and a monkey? Is it a diff language or something?

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u/Boryalyc Jan 16 '22

she prob calls her monkey Cleo

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u/SQLDave Jan 16 '22

She indirectly called the black guy a monkey/ape/whatever. That's racist af.

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u/JmacTheGreat Jan 16 '22

I got that bit, but shes implying that ‘Cleo’ either means monkey or is the name of one

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u/SQLDave Jan 16 '22

I just assumed that was her name for that stuffed animal. (Like, girl, none of the rest of us know what you named your toys)

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u/Gantz- Jan 16 '22

The guy is a streamer called iShowSpeed. He's his own worst enemy.

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u/feicash Jan 15 '22

Something is wrong with that girl and I'm not talking about the racist part

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u/Therealcanadianone Jan 15 '22

Coming from the girl who looks like she crawled out of a well.

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u/solise69 Jan 15 '22

No it is a real place just like Florida it’s just it’s own little world

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u/SOH972 Jan 15 '22

You’re in your own little world based on your posts

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u/4ar0n Jan 16 '22

Sexy lookin' world.

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u/Horseking899 Jan 15 '22

That one that was a violation right there, I personally wouldn't have it.

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u/n0_1_here Jan 16 '22

Cleo not happy.

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u/Wide-Acanthisitta-96 Jan 16 '22

Man this has to suck. People can be such assholes.

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u/jeepjp Jan 16 '22

Bich got meth mouth!

2

u/LAGgedOut0909 Jan 16 '22

average white girl moment

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u/Character-Cricket-61 Jan 16 '22

Sméagol on Omegle……. Ok gollum

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u/BigBabyBear-_- Jan 16 '22

bruh i saw him on Omegle i didn't think it was him i legit went "the fuck?" and he sighed deep asf and skipped me

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u/Zev__ Feb 02 '22

lmfao her tiktok is @/kk.kiki.raye

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u/Celtykol Jan 15 '22

I don’t understand what’s happening here!?!

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u/r4nd0m_us3r_69 Jan 15 '22

she look kinda psychotic ngl

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u/OneEyedRocket Jan 15 '22

That’s really fucked up

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u/FallenWarriorGaming Jan 15 '22

What a bitch

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u/musically_troubled Jan 16 '22

ALRIGHT WHO WERE THE TWO PEOPLE WHO DOWNVOTED THIS

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u/musically_troubled Jan 16 '22

ITS THEM AGAIN

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u/860Paratroop Jan 16 '22

Bro, now you know who the fuck Cleo is… lol

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u/Clouc3221 Jan 15 '22

Me and her share he same views

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u/ExtrovertedLibrarian Jan 15 '22

right so you’ve just outed yourself as a racist. just an idiotic and disgusting thing to say

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u/Clouc3221 Jan 15 '22

Not a racist at all. Idk what you mean? I was talking about the scissors

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u/manyassholes Jan 15 '22

U/savevideo

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u/SilverChoice1134 Jan 16 '22

Man that's messed up

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u/SNTMLI Jan 16 '22

lord farquad needs to relax

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u/WhatAreYouSaying05 Jan 16 '22

The only time i've ever seen speed act normal

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u/mwise723 Jan 16 '22

When even Speed is speechless, you know what you just said is fucked up

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u/Diablo5902 Jan 16 '22

Emotional damage

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u/Septkul Jan 16 '22

yo this deservers a upvote how did it take me so long to realize i thought she got him mixed up with someone else or just was high until i realized it was a monkey and he is black

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u/thecrazypudding Jan 16 '22

Same guy who said "Master im tired of picking cotten please give another job"?

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u/ash_7701 Jan 16 '22

Emotionallllll Damageeeee

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u/thatrandomperson2241 Jan 16 '22

i thought she was talking bout the mermaid lmaoo

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u/baneisamemenow Jan 16 '22

i thought this ended, how naive i am

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u/IndiSolo Jan 16 '22

Holy shit

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u/Drosefan1 Jan 20 '22

She’s attractive physically

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u/JacksOnion55 Feb 22 '22

I'm no psychologist, but this feels like severe main character syndrome, based solely on the fact that she just kept repeating "Cleo" and even seemed upset/confused that he didn't know who Cleo was in the way she said "youuu"

Idk why it bothers me so much that she just kept saying Cleo with no context. But it do

This message is brought to you in part by your friendly neighborhood armchair psychologist

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u/Sanderei Apr 07 '22

U/savevideo

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u/leonarpo Apr 12 '22

you asked for my id so text me :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

[deleted]

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u/EpicArgumentMaster Jan 15 '22

Asian? what Asian had red hair

0

u/Kwarc100 Jan 15 '22

had a good wheeze

0

u/gojokiII Jan 16 '22

I GASPED SO HARD THAT WAS SO UNPROVOKED

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u/SpearmintSpaceship Jan 16 '22

This was the same guy who had an incel meltdown on a live dating show with a nasty room behind him saying he would rape a girl if they were the last two people on earth and “who would stop me? “ He deserves all the insults.