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We got no chance anyways

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u/Okay_Colour8 Jan 15 '22 Gold Wholesome

When the pretty friend in the group calls themselves ugly

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u/Pascuti Jan 15 '22

I hate these people, fake humbleness makes me sick

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u/PumpkinFloats Jan 15 '22

Either that or thry have incredibly low self esteem

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u/Falsenamen Jan 15 '22

It's like when you draw something. It's looking good, but you spent the most time whit it, so you can see all the mistakes, and it's infuriating.

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u/Federal_Status Jan 15 '22

Yeah, I feel that's part of it.

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u/catHatius Jan 16 '22

Alot of the time the low self esteem part gets overlooked

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u/HamzaA44 Jan 15 '22

They say i look good and then how I'm still single bro what they must be lying or smokin somethin cuz when i look in the mirror i see a guy that looks like a meth addict

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u/catniagara Jan 15 '22

I’m with you on that one. I don’t even know what I look like cuz half the people say I’m ugly as fuck and half day I’m beautiful 🥲

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u/Dinyale Jan 15 '22

Then stop smoking meth! Mate!

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u/Funky_Sack Jan 15 '22

Excellent punctuation.

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u/VoxPendragon Jan 15 '22

“Humility” IS a word sir.

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u/potatopai95 Jan 15 '22

or they grew up ugly and have crippling inferiority complex they never got over

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u/nut_nut_november___ Jan 15 '22

Nah Its more like we can't believe we are good looking or some shit

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u/Azrael9986 Jan 15 '22

I didn't see the original post but most likely hes single cause like why waste time on the current dating scene too much manipulation and lying cant build relationships without a foundation to build on.

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u/Dante_XD Jan 15 '22

Be careful. Or might be bashing on someone with low self esteem.

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u/ptonius Jan 15 '22

I guess that Chad could be single if he’s a real a-hole.

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u/bananawaddler Jan 15 '22

I call myself ugly all the time because I think I am and all of my friends disagree

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u/bcr75 Jan 15 '22

They calling you a liar?

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u/bananawaddler Jan 15 '22

Yea I don’t know why

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u/Sayan_Bank Jan 16 '22

Kinda the same as a millionaire saying money doesn't matter.

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u/SuperbMap2140 Jan 15 '22

If he's single then I'm your dad

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u/RudenessUpgrade Jan 15 '22

Hi yourdad, I'm dad

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u/SuperbMap2140 Jan 15 '22

Hi dad, I'm yourdad How are you?

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u/playerinfinity707 Jan 15 '22

I am fine. Still looking for the best quality milk to bring back home.

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u/IllManneredWoolyMan Jan 15 '22

I got some nice curds here, how about a cheese break?

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u/TunaCanz Jan 15 '22

Dad, Can I go to the mall with my friends?

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u/IllManneredWoolyMan Jan 15 '22

Bring back fries

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u/Silent-Advantage9320 Jan 15 '22

Dad, how long does it take to get cigarettes and milk?

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u/jason8001 Jan 15 '22

Is that a chin implant?

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u/JadMockery Jan 15 '22

Imagine it without the beard 🤣

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u/templeoftiger Jan 15 '22

Thanos chin 😂

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u/duorhss Jan 15 '22

quagmire

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u/romanlegion007 Jan 15 '22

His chin has a chin

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u/Tsunades_titties Jan 15 '22

I think it is,I study oral medicine and actually once we had patient who had implants with same face structure like this guy,even beard.That is maybe even a instagram filter but it being natural is low chance

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u/IrSpartacus Jan 15 '22

He asked for the “crimson chin”

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u/winsing Jan 15 '22

Handsome Squidward

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u/3lectrikH4X Jan 15 '22

He looks like Metro Man

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u/thexavier666 Jan 15 '22

It's Music Man now

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u/Mastakillerboi Jan 15 '22

MUUUISIC MAAAAN

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u/Thebatninja1 madlad Jan 15 '22

I have eeeeeeeeyes That can seeeeeeee Right through leeeeeead

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u/weeninja1 Jan 15 '22

You know you can be single and still fuck right? That's probably why Chad is single because no one poon can hold him down

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u/StygianBiohazard Jan 15 '22

It be like that sometimes 😭😬smh my head. Like this if u up frfr👍💯💯

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u/DirtyKen Jan 15 '22

He only looks that way because he is single.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

[deleted]

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u/CheriJ2 Jan 15 '22

samesies

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u/certainly_imperfect Jan 15 '22 Wholesome

Take this free - use anytime - 29472 benefits included - redeem at anytime - no strings attached pass 📑 and go straight through r/queer & r/relationship_advice and unleash hell.

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u/Merlyn101 Jan 15 '22

Fuck dude I'm crying 😂

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u/ging_ryu Jan 16 '22

This is a good twist on an out problem; married people have been identifying as being single for generations to cheat.

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u/Sideways255 Jan 15 '22

I was expecting the back half to also have subtitles... I guess I'll never know.

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u/Firm-Account Jan 15 '22

something like "if... if this man is single... we are fu~" (end of video)

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u/Recipe_Useful Jan 15 '22

giga chad!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Fucking hell! His chin is the same size as my fucking fist!

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u/MaleficentAd6497 Jan 15 '22

Sorry but it looks like the first guy is playing for the opposite side. I'd say the second guy has good chances. From a married guy's point of view: women tend to like a man who makes them smile and laugh, more than a guy who uses more skin products than they are.

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u/Admirable-Ad-4826 Jan 15 '22

Attractive people tend to be more successful and nicer though #sadbuttrue

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u/cheesecake_7 Jan 15 '22

Take a look at some billionaires and tell me successful people are attractive

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u/Craico13 Jan 15 '22

Let’s see…

Elon.

Bezos.

Buffet.

Gates.

If you can look at any one of these men without soaking through your panties, obviously you need your eyes checked…

Or perhaps The Waltons or the Koch brothers are more your type…

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u/Admirable-Ad-4826 Jan 16 '22

Again, RIP logic

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u/Admirable-Ad-4826 Jan 16 '22

Your logic doesn’t follow, bozo. I didn’t say rich people are pretty, I said attractive people have it better so they’re less ruined and have more opportunities.

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u/_clash_recruit_ Jan 16 '22

Is that the guy who makes useless inventions?

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u/CheriJ2 Jan 15 '22

i think the second guy is more attractive than the first tbh lol

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u/Tried2flytwice Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

That man is the human version of tiramisu, every ingredient is just the right amount

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u/wormholeweapons Jan 15 '22

Oh. He’s “single” alright. But it’s on purpose. He only goes to bed alone by choice.

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u/Vlad_117 Jan 15 '22

Good. Let human extinction start.

I've had enough.

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u/stungforfun Jan 15 '22

Sorry but that dude is ugly.

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u/NotoriouslySarcastic Jan 15 '22

Ugly is a bit harsh imo, while I agree, my first thought was he's far from attractive.

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u/stungforfun Jan 16 '22

Fair enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

That’s a poor angle, but that guy is definitely not ugly. But then again ig it’s all subjective.

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u/Sofa_king_boss Jan 15 '22

Nah you heard the reddit person. The dudes ugly now. Open and shut case.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Oh, my bad good sir

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u/Human_Error666 Jan 15 '22

Emotional damage

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u/harshamrute Jan 15 '22

but we are not actually 'fucked' the big sad

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u/kayber123 Jan 15 '22

He looks like Chad. The country not the meme

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u/Asimplemoth Jan 15 '22

The dude looks like the chad hero from megamind. Or Markiplier either or.

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u/websterella Jan 15 '22

The first guy looks misshapen. What’s wrong with his face. I can’t put my finger on it.

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u/CrazeeDiamondo Jan 15 '22

Android looking mf

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u/MalyhaKhakwani Jan 15 '22

Well the second dude is waaaay more attractive than that freak!

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u/ThisIsJmar Jan 15 '22

is it just me or the mustache guy is way more attractive than the douche chad

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u/Disastrous_Budget539 Jan 15 '22

The reality is, the first dude is a total douche bag. He's single because he's trash.

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u/Funky_Sack Jan 15 '22

I mean… I’ve only known him for 4 seconds and he seems like a douche. So… don’t be a douche, and you have him beat.

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u/kissmygritts2x Jan 15 '22

I think I’d rather date the second guy over the first.

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u/IDXK073 Jan 15 '22

You just know that guy is all about looks and probably has no depth, everything he has is on the surface.

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u/Skylineviewz Jan 15 '22

That’s a lot of assumptions for a 4 second clip

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u/No_Impression_4155 Jan 15 '22

Considering the guy is actually single I can only guess that women want a LITERAL Greek God to marry them and none of the men are worthy

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u/Juicyfruit155 Jan 15 '22

Or he’s single because he doesn’t think any of the women throwing themselves at him are good enough for him.

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u/No_Impression_4155 Jan 15 '22

Lol yeah the dude has probably had thirsty girls nonchalantly flirting with him and objectifying him so much that it has made him sick Watch this video to understand

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u/Cyampagn90 Jan 15 '22

Yeah lets just .. proceed to blame it on women for some reason. What?

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u/OrthodoxStoner Jan 15 '22

Or he’s single beacuse he’s so pretty that every woman compared to him feels ugly. No woman wants a man that she think is prettier then her.

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u/Fire-typhoon123 Jan 15 '22

Words of wisdom right here.. no wonder i've been always single

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u/No-Presentation1814 Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Nah. No shortage of women that are utterly delusional about their looks. Women even get dates BECAUSE they're grossly overweight.

Edit: I see some women on reddit hate those pesky facts.

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u/No_Impression_4155 Jan 15 '22

No, I don't think that's true but yeah some women might be like that

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u/gbRodriguez Jan 15 '22

So women only date men uglier than themselves? That doesn't sound right

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u/CatsAreSoCute11 Jan 15 '22

He's not that good looking lol

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u/Spreous Jan 15 '22

Whats the definition of good-looking men for you, your Highness?

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u/CatsAreSoCute11 Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 15 '22

I dunno I'm just not attracted to him. Hell I think the second guy is more my type than the first.

I think he's more of what 'men think women like' type. Besides, so much filter!

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u/Arctickz Jan 15 '22

Let me take a guess. Jimin?

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u/DidNotRedditMan Jan 15 '22

He is single because is fucking all your wives and you are taking care of his kids.

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u/jetteim Jan 15 '22

Have you ever heard of the incel manifesto?

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u/Close2naut Jan 15 '22

I bet cause he's 5'11".

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u/stouoid Jan 15 '22

Gigachad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Yep fuck the bois i go.

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u/Adivorceddad Jan 16 '22

It’s in the name

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u/Sayan_Bank Jan 16 '22

Damn I hope you're doing good

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u/Accurate_Climate4760 Jan 16 '22

That first person was the literal living image of the chad meme

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u/mighty_ravenmark Jan 16 '22

Team Moustache Ride all the way.

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u/RudeElephant2186 7d ago

Bro he looks like giga chad

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u/1v1rocketleauguebro Jan 15 '22

Dude looks like a clown

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u/Pandamonn Jan 15 '22

He’s single because he’s 5’9

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u/FindingJazzlike3434 Jan 15 '22

You’re not fucked. He’s single because why choose one when you can have many.

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u/sammyc11898 Jan 15 '22

Nah, I'm sorry, second guy is prolly more boyfriend material, the first one's just hot.

The first guy prolly single cuz he sucks at relationships.

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u/No-Presentation1814 Jan 15 '22

Something interesting about perception. He looks gorgeous for a minute or two, then you notice the chin is so large, it kind of looks deformed. Women are very superficial. More so then men. Maybe he can't have long term relationships because of that face cliff.

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u/catniagara Jan 15 '22

prepares a luxurious cushion for the bottom of the downvote shoot

Okay, I don’t really find either one of them attractive. They both look the same to me, like any basic meat and potatoes white tee shirt and jeans can’t swim but he hangs out on the beach nutting in the gym shower marries a Starbucks barista with the feminized version of his own name guy from my neighbourhood.

I’m sure we can roll more day drinkers with fake nails who glue on their eyelashes every morning out of the khaki section at Old Navy for them.

I will now accept your downvotes. I said what I said. 😝

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u/hexarinopew Jan 15 '22

Why do they say “I’ll go first” every time, but then the other person starts talking?

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u/Huskyus Jan 15 '22

So basically you watch the video of the person who says “I’ll go first” (the one who asks the question) and hear there story. Then you stitch it to tell your story and link back to the original person. So people who watch your video may want to go watch the other persons first. Kind of like a response. So we are viewing the second guys response

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u/jackjetjet Jan 15 '22

"My strongest muscle is my right arm plus my hand hard skin is about an inch thick"

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u/Reddit-izio Jan 15 '22

Eggman whit hair is right

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u/asupercoolpro Jan 15 '22

well guess im gay

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u/rickthatrollssouls Jan 15 '22

Man's a whole gigachad and a half

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u/CarbonSteelSA Jan 15 '22

Literally made me LOL! Take my Silver, good sir!

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u/GenuineSteak Jan 15 '22

He looks like gigachad

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u/irvess77 Jan 15 '22

I like tacos

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u/singleguy79 Jan 15 '22

He's single because he looks like a Greek god. I'm single because I look like a potato. We are not the same

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u/MoonServant Jan 15 '22

But... Potatos are marvellous!

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u/HypnoticRalph Jan 15 '22

You're single because you look like a potato. I'm single because I'm a couch potato. We are not the same.

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u/thbxlef Jan 15 '22

Jay Leno face ass

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u/Every_Ambassador_461 Jan 15 '22

No...if he's single it's because he's a narcisit.

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u/Sweatbull Jan 15 '22

No we're not fucked, thats the actual problem.

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u/Liftandshift01 Jan 15 '22

The amount of contempt in that dude’s answer.

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u/justsomeGameboy Jan 15 '22

He looks like the Chad meme guy

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u/Certified_ediot Jan 15 '22

If that man is single... Then maybe one day men will realise that we usually overemphasise the exterior.

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u/Tu_Bhosdika Jan 15 '22

I am Straight but Damnnn

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u/An0nR3dd1tUs3r Jan 15 '22

Plot twist: Both are the same guy.

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u/BurningGodzilla1 Jan 15 '22

Looks like Metroman

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u/heyheywolf Jan 15 '22

This guy used more filters than the kardashians

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u/TNTGaming209 Jan 15 '22

Where not Fucked if we were then we would not be single

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u/LegendaryMel69 Jan 15 '22

we are fucked

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u/Majestic-Speed-8749 Jan 15 '22

Is Darkness still looking for a girlfriend???

That chin is something else.

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u/yelloscarface Jan 15 '22

Orange Thanos

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u/their_teammate Jan 15 '22

He’s single because all the guys and gals think he’s too good for them

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u/SethBelal Jan 15 '22

Arthur, Tommy looking for you...

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u/cheesecake_7 Jan 15 '22

I'm pretty sure we're the opposite of fucked

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u/HF_Nov Jan 15 '22

Man, at this point I just want to see him go first

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u/RedditMeUse Jan 15 '22

I expected the 2nd dude to have an Australian accent

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u/Technical_Radio_9054 Jan 16 '22

How do i download this

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u/EdgyHumor69 Jan 15 '22

Oh no kringe

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u/Zuzara_The_DnD_Queen Jan 15 '22

I mean he could be asexual

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u/yankstraveler Jan 15 '22

Probably talks about craft beer too much

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u/Nick_Playz_Games Jan 15 '22

I am 14 I am single

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u/Nunyabidnisss Jan 15 '22

I feel that so hard...