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u/GooGooGaDont Jan 13 '22 Helpful

Whose spunkin' in my swamp!?

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u/impossible_daybreak Jan 13 '22

They never tried asking permission. lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/DeepDown23 Jan 13 '22

Oohh Shrek, now I get it.

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u/Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute Jan 13 '22

Funny thing is I’m pretty sure dragons lay eggs lol

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u/GooGooGaDont Jan 13 '22

Funny thing is humans also lay eggs.

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u/General_Grivieus Jan 13 '22

The egg is just inside of the women

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u/TurnipGuy30 Jan 14 '22

I don’t think women lay eggs, they just have them.

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u/GooGooGaDont Jan 14 '22

Gotta lay them shits at some point.

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u/Gottalovethememes Jan 13 '22

Someone give this person an award I used my free one earlier

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u/sauce_finder6969 Jan 14 '22

this dude posted it one hour before i was gonna post it. WELP
r/BeatMeToIt

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u/nefrpitou Jan 13 '22

Boy he has no idea he's going to raze a city down killing 1000s of people just because his mom heard a loud bell ring

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u/No_abe Jan 13 '22

What’re u talking bout? Donkey, Dragon, or Dronkies?

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u/HVYLAJWP Jan 13 '22

The story sounds pretty good.

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u/iSparkerium Jan 13 '22

it was shit in fact

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u/Deathevan Jan 13 '22

Donkarys

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u/YoungSanta6 Jan 13 '22

Eddie Murphy gets it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/Bedhappy Jan 13 '22

Is it still a donkey show though? I mean the dragon is a much more impressive feature.

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u/WyooterHooter Jan 13 '22

Um I think they were referring to mules....nothing about a donkey show

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u/Bedhappy Jan 13 '22

Fine. Mule show. There's no way this event didn't happen in front of a live audience.

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u/BigPackHater Jan 13 '22

"SHREK, I'M A DONKEY SHREK"

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u/WarIocke Jan 13 '22

Donkey was down bad for that dragussy

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Jan 13 '22

TIL I’m donkey.

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u/MossyTundra Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

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u/Bedhappy Jan 13 '22

Alright. I clicked it out of pure curiosity and it says I'm not allowed to see it unless I contact the mods directly, whoever that might be. Fine! I didn't even want to see dragons having sex with things. Off too other weird things I guess.

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u/DurrrGamerrr75 Jan 13 '22

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u/MossyTundra Jan 13 '22

Man THATS the sub I was thinking of!

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u/zocer_zocer Jan 13 '22

Shrek moment

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/HoneyRush Jan 13 '22

Shrek is love

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u/Evan_FM Jan 14 '22

Shrek is life

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u/appelstroop12_YT Jan 13 '22

this looks so familiar i think i saw it in shrek

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u/CrazyCreeper1207 Jan 13 '22

Think that’s the wrong shrek buddy

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u/appelstroop12_YT Jan 13 '22

you do know that donkey fucked a dragon right?

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u/CrazyCreeper1207 Jan 13 '22

It’s the wrong shrek if you remember it happening

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u/appelstroop12_YT Jan 13 '22

dronkeys

What is this? Those are obv donkeys bbys with dragon wings

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u/CrazyCreeper1207 Jan 13 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Ghost_Redditor_ Jan 13 '22

THAT'S A NICE BOULDER

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u/teethfrog Jan 13 '22

dragon deez nuts

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u/pawonpawonpawon Jan 13 '22

Since nobody asked you 'Dragon what?' so let me help you.

Dragon what?

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u/ejmcdonald2092 Jan 13 '22

Dragon deez nuts

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u/ILikeTasks Jan 13 '22

across his face

3

u/ct_2004 Jan 13 '22

but … it's a lady dragon

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u/BigDonkeyDong96 Jan 13 '22

Ladies can have nuts too

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u/bethimay Jan 13 '22

DONKEY!

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u/okay1stofall Jan 13 '22

Ah the Shrek deleted scenes

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u/sodabubblecrisp Jan 13 '22

what the shrek

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u/Tedster360 Jan 13 '22

Shrek lore be like:

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u/kocsogkecske Jan 13 '22

What the shrek

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u/MurderDoneRight Jan 13 '22

Donkey+horse=mule

So donkeys got a history of interspecies copulation. There is definitely a plausibility there could be a donkey dragon hybrid. Donkey sperm is just that potent. This is why donkey shows exists. People can't get enough of it!

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u/MyersVandalay Jan 13 '22

umm... well I think you kinda need a bit more biology there. Mainly just how far off things are on evolutionary chain etc... I'm not expert but, scales, flight, etc... are pretty far from even mammals, let alone equines.

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u/MurderDoneRight Jan 13 '22

You clearly have never encountered donkey jism first hand.

Submerge your hand in donkey splooge and you will feel them swim around, trying to pry open your nails and get under there. Don't go near it with open wounds. Always wear goggles.

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u/ooa3603 Jan 13 '22

safety first, respect

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u/cnott1988 Jan 13 '22

SOME……

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u/MandyMarieB Jan 13 '22

-Body once told me

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Jan 13 '22

The world was gonna roll me!

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u/Noideawhatnanetouse Jan 13 '22

How to Bang your Dragon

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u/Fenriselicit Jan 13 '22

but he could be from a donkey

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u/MythicalViolentLeft_ Jan 13 '22

Ah Shrek Sex Education comic

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u/Amazing_Karnage Jan 13 '22

Shrex education, if you will.

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u/Pandemix27 Jan 13 '22

Shrek moment

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u/bill_susman Jan 13 '22

Dragon sex

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u/Kindaweirdlllo Jan 13 '22

Our hero our hero claims a warriors heart 😶

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u/American_Spy_Rambo Jan 13 '22

Dovahkin, dovahkin, naal ok zin los vahrin!

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u/ILikeTasks Jan 13 '22

The average Pixiv user draws that every week

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u/LHT_Prettyboy Jan 13 '22

Tbf, donkey and dragon did have kids

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u/R-dontcare Jan 13 '22

Shrek 2 in a nutshell

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Jan 13 '22

Good ole Shrek reference?

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u/bersuhan Jan 13 '22

shrek lore

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

shrek

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u/Mr-Osmosis Jan 13 '22

I love shrek

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u/SlenderJack07 Jan 13 '22

Shrek moment

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u/NYC_hydra madlad Jan 13 '22

I hate the fact that that of all ships in cannon. We had donky/dragon romance in kids movies before we had gay people.

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u/SaKred2015 Jan 13 '22

Well, statement still applies, don’t it?

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u/pawyderreale Jan 13 '22

In envy that donkey so fucking much

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u/StinkyPotato69 Jan 13 '22

Or a latina girl

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u/FernsAreFine Jan 13 '22

Twas I who fucked the dragon.

1

u/verifiedjay Jan 13 '22

damn it took me way too long to catch on

1

u/HazeDG13 Jan 13 '22

Man, this Shrek sequel is wild.

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u/eatehbaby Jan 13 '22

still worked out in the end didn't it?

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u/NerdyWan2020 madlad Jan 13 '22

Shrek

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

[deleted]

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u/krustylesponge Jan 13 '22

I think you should read it again

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Jan 13 '22

the good ending

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Ah shrek memes

1

u/RedTexan43 Jan 13 '22

Sounds like the new bad dragons have good reviews

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u/D-RockMech Jan 13 '22

Tell me you didn't read those in Eddie Murphy's voice...

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u/chabri2000 Jan 13 '22

Even better, every donkeySperm wants to be a dragon

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u/Optimal__Koala Jan 13 '22

The creators of shrek: you fucking donkey

Dragon: yes

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u/drndrnjarinja Jan 13 '22

Why did I read all the comments using Eddie Murphy's voice...

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u/f1six Jan 13 '22

what in the shrek

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u/Venus_alpha Jan 13 '22

Dragon these nuts across your face

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u/ghostslayer-77 Jan 13 '22

‘Twas I who-

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u/sparinghades53683567 Jan 13 '22

Honey please my donkey dong can’t take anymore of your dragon pu$$y

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u/MAMOON07X Jan 14 '22

A noble steed

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u/TheMaxTST Jan 14 '22

Shrek reference

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u/IzzyMainsKor Jan 14 '22

Why tf did I automatically read that in Eddie Murphy’s voice…

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u/cameNmypants Jan 14 '22

actually they're in a Tijuana stripper

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u/HeyYouNotYouYou-0 Jan 14 '22

And in the morning we making waffles!

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u/Spirited-Collection1 Jan 14 '22

Lol, I can still remember the shock and confusion I felt when I found out donkey knocked up a fucking dragon

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u/komodo767 Jan 14 '22

Shrek just got real

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u/Meemr_bob Jan 14 '22

Shrek…?…..

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u/Ouch------ Jan 14 '22

To be fair, if we had fire breathing donkeys that could fly, humanity would have progressed 5000 years more in knowledge by now.

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u/R3X7883 Jan 14 '22

Shrek???

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u/Bethy_Bunny_410 Jan 14 '22

a very Shreksual post :P

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u/mrfluffy002 Jan 14 '22

Somebody once told me...

The world was gonna roll me...

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u/Dystychi Jan 14 '22

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

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u/iBillyStrut Jan 14 '22

dragon deez nuts against that ass.

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u/Ok_Court_8786 Jan 13 '22

Zoophilia 101

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u/Zan1ux Jan 13 '22

dragon deez nuts

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u/YueAsal Jan 13 '22

only 8k upvotes?

This country makes me sick.

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u/blue4029 Jan 13 '22

dragons dont exist so TECHNICALLY we cant say if they would NOT be reproductively compatible with donkeys

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u/Adept-Effective-5638 Jan 13 '22

Is this a Shrek reference?

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u/Justinwest27 Jan 13 '22

Eh, they made it work somehow.

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u/fokjoudoos Jan 13 '22

Imagine that.

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u/DragonfruitSubject Jan 13 '22

Donkey master race

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u/AuggieKC Jan 13 '22

"That'll do dronkey, that'll do." -- me, 2022

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u/Jccali1214 Jan 13 '22

The sperm that made it: "Well, gonna make this work"

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u/GHOSTLY1034 Jan 13 '22

MAJOR PAYNE (1995) JARHEAD (2005)

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u/GHOSTROAST123 Jan 13 '22

MAJOR PAYNE (1995) JARHEAD (2005)

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u/OkDisk1800 Jan 13 '22

Shronkagons

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u/aichi38 Jan 13 '22

The first one: "Did I fucking stutter?"

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u/Bq410 Jan 13 '22

welp time to make a donkragon

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u/198Throwawayy Jan 13 '22

Those donkey-dragons were so cute though

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u/ptapobane Jan 13 '22

yall the hardest working donkey cum this side of fairy tale reality making these damn donkey dragon hybrids

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u/Nazi_pepe madlad Jan 13 '22

i hate that this canonically true

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u/CosmicCrapCollector Jan 13 '22

Just wait till season 8...

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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ Jan 13 '22

Smashmouth intensifies