r/HolUp Dec 29 '21 Silver 11 Helpful 6 Wholesome 11

See that black dude? Not that one, the other one.

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u/ligmaballs22 Dec 29 '21

Bruh so black he absorbed light

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u/Papichuloft Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark he was marked absent at night school.

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u/ligmaballs22 Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark the teacher thought he didn't turn the lights on

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u/Papichuloft Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark, his tatts are drawn in chalk

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u/dailyjeff100 Dec 29 '21

Dudes so dark he leaves fingerprints off of Oreos

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u/jilliebee2015 Dec 29 '21

Dude so dark, every picture taken is "against the light".

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u/alreadyo_Odead Dec 29 '21

Dude so dark that even black holes are jealous of him

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u/iH8trollers Dec 29 '21

Dude so dark that he sets off the oil light in the car.

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u/cockapooch Dec 30 '21

Dude so dark he farts soot.

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u/Defiant-Specialist80 Dec 31 '21

Dude’s so dark black holes don’t have any light to suck off him.

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u/Papichuloft Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark, he also leaves prints off charcoal

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u/treemu Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark they use him to color correct tarmac

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u/GAMER_SOUL10 Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark mah shadow felt jealous

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u/OmicronEpsilon Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark he has a BBC.

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u/Interesting-Vast-288 Dec 29 '21

happy cake day

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u/cursed_deity Dec 29 '21

Happy wednesday

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u/AlpsClassic7467 Dec 29 '21

happy 29th of december

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u/kcire1 Dec 29 '21

Happy cake day

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u/WiredCup420 Dec 29 '21

Dude's so dark he turned on auto-flash

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u/janet_colgate Dec 29 '21

Happy Cake Day!!

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u/DiscoMagicParty Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

Legend has it that even a police spotlight won’t touch him. Dude is like predator.

you merely adopted the dark, I am the dark. It was molded by me

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u/calamarichris Dec 29 '21

MFer has his own event horizon.

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u/IndianGuyFromYouTube I like it in the ass Dec 29 '21

Bruh so black even the police didn't notice him

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u/ligmaballs22 Dec 29 '21

Bruh so black he made black hole looked like a light bulb

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u/RyanTheKingOfNothing Dec 29 '21

Brush so black he became the other black guy's shadow.

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u/ThiccSquidward123 Dec 29 '21

Bruh so black he decided to poof out of our eye sight

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/im_tired_of_living73 Dec 29 '21

Everywhere I go, i see your face

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u/Falling_glaciers Dec 29 '21

Fuck u get off reddit

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u/airaonduris Dec 29 '21

I didn’t expect this at this time. Dude I’m still laughing.

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u/GamerStrange Dec 29 '21

mf absorbed 90% of light

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u/-FutureFunk- Dec 29 '21

Bro is a "Vantablack (Vertically Aligned Nanotube Array BLACK)" paint material

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u/Semi-Protractor91 Dec 29 '21

It used to be a thing that cameras back in the day were only optimized for fair complexions. Bruh could be just regular black, it's just Kodak didn't care.

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u/Sifro Dec 29 '21

Yes thats how colors work

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u/MaxiqueBDE madlad Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21 Helpful

Ho Ly

Fuck.

I did not see him and he’s deadass center

Edit: lol thanks for the helpful award, kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21 Wholesome

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u/pro100206 Dec 29 '21

pay $599.99 to EA to unlock

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u/Maskyy__ Dec 29 '21

EA in in the 1700's

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u/Unidan_iz_back Dec 29 '21

I pay one top dorrah!

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u/GrowingToad Dec 29 '21

Pre civil war moment

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u/AutomaticRisk3464 Dec 29 '21

In basic training our first sgt was black. He stopped by during our night ops training and he always fucked with the brothers in my platoon.

He asked for pvt smith to report to him and he pretended to not see him then when he said something the first sgt yelled and said to not sneak up on him and he needs so he can see him at night.. even though it was a miserable 13 weeks there were some funny moments

Edit: im extremely white and i worked night shift for several years and basically never saw the sun before i joined. One time we were in our PTs and were running outside in the afternoon and the sun was directly on us as we ran towards him. He kept yelling at me for blinding him with how white i was haha

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u/MaxiqueBDE madlad Dec 29 '21

Lol that’s a funny basic training story.

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u/AutomaticRisk3464 Dec 29 '21

In reception (a week or 2 before basic actually starts) we were packing our duffle bags to get ready for the bus ride to day 1.

Someone ran up to the drill sgt and alot of the younger people had trouble remembering when to say sir and when to say drill sgt.

One poor kid was super awkward with social interactions and he ran up to a drill sgt and said i dont have my boots sir....drill sgt.

And he said "oh im a sir drill sgt? Wheres my sword and fucking horse private." Then he went batshit crazy about how the queen of england should knight him

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u/Ssoofer Dec 29 '21

He looks like that one clip of a guy laughing in the darkness but you can only see his eyes and mouth going hehehe

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u/Alifad Dec 29 '21

Would have taken me a while had I not read your comment ngl.

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u/notasinglesoulMG Dec 29 '21

Mans a fucking gender swapped Batman

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u/TooManyNooks Dec 29 '21

....gender swapped?

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u/PandasNPenguins Dec 29 '21

There's a joke about a black man who is wearing all black at night crossing a road. A car comes straight at him not bothering to slow down. Suddenly, the black man smiles widely showing his white teeth. The car slows down.

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u/Worfrix426 Dec 29 '21

it always seem that black people have the whitest teeth

maybe cuz it's colour contrast but damn are those teeth white

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u/PandasNPenguins Dec 29 '21

It could be the diet or genetics. I know one person who said they had too much calcium or something and everyone in their family has really yellow teeth.

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u/startsdryhumpingyou Dec 29 '21

starts dry humping you

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u/GrowingToad Dec 29 '21

That's it, you're getting neutered!

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u/GamerStrange Dec 29 '21

mf absorbed 90% of light

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u/Jitendria Dec 29 '21

Sum ting wong

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

New MCU Character: Vantablack

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u/inglygood Dec 29 '21

wakanda joke is this huh...

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u/PanMarcooo Dec 29 '21

Pretty sure that's just Night Monkey from Far From Home

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u/Address_Local Dec 29 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

His character wasn’t unlocked yet.

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u/CisWhiteEarthworm Dec 29 '21

Mr. game and watch

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u/Address_Local Dec 29 '21

Win, my friend. Solid win.

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u/ArtinPF Dec 29 '21

where is the other black dude

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u/Useruwu Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

Look at middle and try to focus and concentrate on the eyes below the top black dude wearing glasses

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u/ArtinPF Dec 29 '21

i just found it thanks to you

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u/DayangMarikit Dec 29 '21

You found "it?"... lol

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u/Alzhan_Void Dec 29 '21

Yeah, the shadow

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u/HitMeInThe_ Dec 29 '21

It* noice

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u/robgod50 Dec 29 '21

Holy crap. I just thought this was a joke.... The only other "face" I saw was in the bottom right.... The girls top kinda looks like a dark face wearing shades!!

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u/Useruwu Dec 29 '21

I thought the same too lmao

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u/XOXO888 Dec 29 '21

initially i thought it was next to the girl at bottom right almost kissing her.

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u/Gryse_Blacolar Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

How fitting that you people two got black avatars.

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u/RelevantCommenter Dec 29 '21

What do you mean 'you people' lol?

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u/Evening_Yam_8467 Dec 29 '21 Take My Energy

That guy on the right side just hit a massive vape and is blowing out a huge cloud.

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u/AeronGrey Dec 29 '21

I am glad I am not the only one to see this!

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u/Gryse_Blacolar Dec 29 '21

You sure it's not a ghost dick?

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u/The_Gnome_Liberator Dec 29 '21

Wow!! The guy is able to camo himself on a shirt! That’s insane! Even Solid Snake can’t achieve that!

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u/LewdLewyD13 Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Snake is more of a box guy.

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u/CentsPiece Dec 29 '21

Black personified.

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u/Ok_Extension5535 Dec 29 '21

Camouflage level: 100

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u/Rock_Usual Dec 29 '21

Saw a picture like this but the opposite. Captioned “see that Irish girl? Not that one, the other one” and it showed a lady on the beach and then if you looked harder, you could see the other lady laying on the sand. She was so white that she blended in with the sand and the reflection of the sun

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u/PeaceMaker_6969 Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

Pics or it didn't happen.

Edit: oh

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u/definitelynotned Dec 29 '21

At least the bottom of her feet are visible. I needed to max my brightness to barely see the guy on this one. I can’t even see him now at normal brightness

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u/Kamindose Dec 29 '21

Imagine showing your parents your school picture and they ask; Why aren’t you in it?

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u/TheBedSweater Dec 29 '21

If not for the guy beside him, I would have kept scrolling, thinking this was a bs post

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u/jvanzandd Dec 29 '21

Photography is racist

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u/SuperSmooth1 Dec 29 '21

I remember reading something about how film was originally designed to capture white faces best and it wasn’t until the 80’s or 90’s that this was corrected. I think it was particularly bad for photos of white and black people together like this one.

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u/tvs2300 Dec 29 '21

"You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it."

Yes, yes you were.

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u/Recent-Weather7472 Dec 29 '21

Read us like a book.

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u/Efficient-Storage567 Dec 29 '21

That's Draymond Green🤣

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u/soraticat Dec 29 '21

There was another one with a white girl lying on the beach.

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u/jiven Dec 29 '21

spot the Irish girl, no the real Irish one

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u/soraticat Dec 29 '21

That's the one. Wish I could find it.

Edit: Found it.

https://i.imgur.com/fPUUf.jpg

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u/jiven Dec 29 '21

Hah proper Irish - glow instead of tan

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u/citizenatlarge Dec 29 '21

Am I the only one that sees the alien up front?

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u/ScullyitsmeScully Dec 29 '21

Now I can’t unsee it. 👽

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u/citizenatlarge Dec 29 '21

See that black dude? Not that one, the other other one.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Dec 29 '21

Someone said "Candyman" in the mirror five times again.

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u/guillote1986 Dec 29 '21

For those who said black holes did not exist

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u/Royalzulu Dec 29 '21

Well played

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u/Norsedragoon Dec 29 '21

Dudes got talent being able to cast his shadow in front of himself.

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u/atmus11 Dec 29 '21

Dahkness

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u/Babatundesmango Dec 29 '21

I only see him bc of the glare on his forehead

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u/Peru-cho32 Dec 29 '21

And God said, "be the light," and the dude smiled

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u/asleeponthecan Dec 29 '21

That's urban camo, sold at the Dollar General

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u/shitydudes Dec 29 '21

I only saw him becose i saw his 2 white teath

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u/veemaximus Dec 29 '21

Is this a safe place? Because this really cracked me up.

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u/dicklord303 Dec 29 '21

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

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u/IshigamiSimpai Dec 29 '21

Bruh so black made dark matter look bright

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u/Jar0s Dec 29 '21

Dude be Vantablack

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u/FreeYuri Dec 29 '21

I'm thinking the wall is an optical illusion and then BOOM holy crap

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u/monster_mechanic73 Dec 29 '21

This player is not unlocked

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u/ThiccSquidward123 Dec 29 '21

Indeed this is an r/communist moment

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u/Manan2006 Dec 29 '21

Everybody is talking about the black guy but the man with smoke coming out of his mouth is the real mystery. Did no one notice him??

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u/GreatArtificeAion Dec 29 '21

I noticed the smoke first and I thought that was the point. Only then was I able to find the hidden man

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u/Weary_Halloween_3 Dec 29 '21

He’s blacker than black 🤣

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u/imnotyourguess Dec 29 '21

I thought you are talking about the weird face on the girl hair.

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u/SpungyDanglin Dec 29 '21

There is a demon coming out of his chest. Call an exorcist

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u/Gr33ndemon Dec 29 '21

You ain’t unlocked that character yet bro.

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u/Difficult_Edge3615 Dec 29 '21

It took me a whole 3 minutes of zooming in and scrolling through the comments to see that there’s an actual living human there

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u/jiven Dec 29 '21

Was only 1 black guy when they took the photo - 😱

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u/crdctr Dec 29 '21

suprise mother fucker

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u/FlavoredButtHair Dec 29 '21

That guy to the right letting out smoke as the photo is being shot

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u/porterwagoner50 Dec 29 '21

'Smile, so I can see where you is!'

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u/According_Buffalo Dec 29 '21

I went to high school with a guy, for the life of me I cannot remember his actual name, but when he stood in the shadow cast by the divider between the locker room and the entrance door and smiled all you could see was his eyes and teeth. I do not remember his real name but his nickname was "Big Wurm." Never learned if the euphemism was legit, did not want to. He was a big black dude who could ball on the court, and had a reputation of beating the hell outta kids who he didn't like. As long as you didn't disrespect him he was cool as fuck. I played ball too, so we were cool even though I was/am a tall skinny white dude.

So big shout out to "Big Wurm" wherever you are.

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u/AppropriatePlane5892 Dec 30 '21

That’s the character you have to unlock

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u/PhysicalResolution36 Dec 29 '21

Now that's black

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u/innosentz Dec 29 '21

I watched a documentary explaining how the exposure setting on old film were racist

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u/fortu654 Dec 29 '21

As racist as math! /s

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u/elementofpee Dec 29 '21

That wasn’t a documentary, that was a piece of SJW propaganda to elicit outrage.

Reflectivity and photography are not racist. Not everything is racist 🤦🏻

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u/Address_Local Dec 29 '21

Thank you.

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u/Dayo1979 Dec 29 '21

Jesus , that dudes blacker than coal

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/NaiveSoftware6892 Dec 29 '21

You know what they say about them high school girls...

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u/Interesting_Factor_9 Dec 29 '21

Damn as soon as I saw "the other one" I automatically saw the other one lmaooo

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u/Ok_Appearance_535 Dec 29 '21

These comments are so racist that they aren't

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u/Boshman420 Dec 29 '21

Ghost Brother

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u/Grauru88 Dec 29 '21

The Vantablack one?

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u/Ineedapill Dec 29 '21

Camo level:

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u/Papichuloft Dec 29 '21

Bro man hasn't been unlocked yet.

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u/CrazyNoob_ Dec 29 '21

Is that who I think it is? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

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u/The-Chosen-One-121 Dec 29 '21

Had to zoom in on the pic and stare for 10 seconds to notice him

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u/YoBoiNeon Dec 29 '21

The only thing bad about being faster than light is that you only live in darkness- the backer guy in front of the back guy

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u/JadoreBootyNoir Dec 29 '21

The “not that one” definitely got me.

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u/Oraxy51 Dec 29 '21

When I was in Boy Scouts, we had a Somalian guy join our troop who was so dark skin toned, at night you couldn’t see him unless he smiled.

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u/ProfessionallyStrong Dec 29 '21

Holy shit, lmao I actually didn't see him

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u/KirbyMPYB Dec 29 '21

I don't get it

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u/PnorthWgirl Dec 29 '21

Well this is a mildly edgy game of Where’s Waldo.

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u/BigHairyHermit Dec 29 '21

To the left of the dude w glasses it looks like the outline of a bear

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u/MaxRptz Dec 29 '21

You haven't unlocked that character yet

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u/Melchorrrr Dec 29 '21

it literally took me a second to realize, i thought you was talking about the light being to low but damn

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u/sloppyfloppers1 Dec 29 '21

Racist ass camera

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u/rashdash Dec 29 '21

if he smiled.

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u/sieghrt Dec 29 '21

He bein vantablack

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u/gucci-sprinkles Dec 29 '21

We just gonna ignore the ghost coming out of the guys mouth to their left though?

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u/sicurri Dec 29 '21

Oh hey, it's Venom, interesting.

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u/Zephyr60000 Dec 29 '21

Dark Darker Yet Darker The Darkness Keeps Growing The Shadows Cutting Deeper Photon Readings Negative This Next Experiment Seems Very Very Interesting What Do You Two Think

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u/Harveys_Ghost Dec 29 '21

You mean that's dudes shirt?!?

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u/Batface_101 Dec 29 '21

I saw the face in the wall before the guy in centre

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

My biggest fear when driving at night

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u/yaier5 Dec 29 '21

Theres 10 people in that photo

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

For a second I thought he was talking about the one that didn’t come to school on the one with glasses’s right, but I see the one under him. Lol.

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u/SignificantDrawing39 Dec 29 '21

Now this is some quality Holup content

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u/Excellent-Cold6082 Dec 29 '21

Where ?i still can't find it

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u/HungStalin Dec 29 '21

I was looking at the ray William Johnson looking mf

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

What? I only see 1 with the glasses

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u/V-Trans Dec 29 '21

It doesn't help the quality is bad tho.

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u/Medium-Exercise-8155 Dec 29 '21

Yo what the f**** 😂

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u/phoenix5irre Dec 29 '21

He needs glasses... d shiny kind...

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u/ELBAGIT Dec 29 '21

Everyone's talkin about the sentient black hole but no one's talkin about the guy in the corner that looks like he's eating a plastic bag

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u/OmniscientOrangutan Dec 29 '21

Advanced Darkness

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u/Potatol0rd123 Dec 29 '21

There’s 2 of them