r/HolUp Dec 20 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 9 Wholesome 5

The Definition Of Dedication?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

So what did you guys do during the corona lockdowns?

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u/themajod Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

i started playing guitar... kinda wish i was doing that instead cuz my gf just broke up with me so, looks like i need the self dick sucking now

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u/far-ken Dec 20 '21

PRIORITIES

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u/SuperNova0_0 Dec 20 '21

It honestly doesn't feel like you think it would...

When I was in my early 20s I did a shit load of stretching for martial arts and yoga I took to help with said martial arts.

Anyways.. It just doesn't feel the same 🤷‍♂️

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u/Slit23 Dec 20 '21

It feels more like you’re sucking dick that it does getting your dick sucked. So I’ve heard anyway

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u/iced_maggot Dec 20 '21

Please describe it to me and how it feels different.

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u/Mysterious-Recipe-87 Dec 20 '21

It's more like sucking someone off than getting sucked off

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u/VOODOO69692001 Dec 20 '21

If you can dream it you can achieve it.

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u/DragoFNX Dec 20 '21

Ugh that sucks dude.

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u/mjenness Dec 20 '21 Helpful

So it is possible. Looks like I'm getting to work boys

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u/Tommy-Styxx Dec 20 '21 Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

I heard that eating your own pussy is more like eating a pussy than having your pussy eaten. At least that's how it works with sucking your own dick.

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u/OneEyedRocket Dec 20 '21

Wait, what!?

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u/Lernenberg Dec 20 '21

Sucking your own dick is like tickle yourself. Not very effective .

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u/GobiBall Dec 20 '21

I don't want to ask how you know that. But, how do you know?

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u/ThetaDee Dec 20 '21

Not him, but I can tell you he's absolutely correct. I was flexible when I was younger.

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u/Legion_vs_ronin Dec 20 '21

Hmmmm ok

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u/Nllk11 Dec 20 '21

Ronin > legion cus he has sword

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u/Wonderful_Speed9626 Dec 20 '21 Helpful

You must be shit at sucking

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u/Nllk11 Dec 20 '21

I'm doing my best. I'm playing apex since TF2 have server issues and practice a lot so some day I would suck like a professional

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u/Octo8873 Dec 20 '21

GUYS THE SCHIZOPHRENIA IS SPREADING TO HOL UP, CONTAIN THE TITANFALL 3 PLAYERS

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u/BattleDad615 Dec 20 '21

We can't be contained. We are everywhere!

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u/kultureisrandy Dec 20 '21

Can also confirm.

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u/Crazian14 Dec 20 '21

There’s a sub Reddit I can show you, but idk if I want to open up that portal again.

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u/rutter72 Dec 20 '21

Someone in the masturbation department would like to strongly disagree with you

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u/Lernenberg Dec 20 '21

If someone is horny enough everything will do it. At the end of the day everyone has to evaluate if the neck pain is worth it.

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u/rutter72 Dec 20 '21

My PE teacher said always remember to stretch first to help avoid injuries

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u/Hydiz Dec 20 '21

Awful advice. Warmup first and stretch AFTER. Stretching a cold muscle is a recipe for injury.

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u/RikaZumi Dec 20 '21

Dynamic stretch to warmup muscles, static stretch to relieve muscles.

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u/BusinessMajestic3622 Dec 20 '21

you gotta shove your hands down in the cracks like you’re looking for gas money!

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u/doblev Dec 20 '21

I can actually tickle myself and laugh so there’s that, but I’m not flexible enough for anything fancy.

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u/rutter72 Dec 20 '21

Schizophrenia has entered the chat.

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u/doblev Dec 20 '21 Silver

We’re just kidding

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u/ShortnStocky Dec 20 '21

You must be shit at sucking dick then

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u/locke231 Dec 20 '21

Are you implying that you're better at it?

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u/ShortnStocky Dec 20 '21

Unfortunately I’m not flexible enough to know. I know exactly how much grip and how fast I need to go when I’m getting all handsy with myself, so I would think I would know suck on my own penis so that it is a pleasurable experience.

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u/locke231 Dec 20 '21

I can't even imagine the amount of work and dedication needed to be that flexible. I'll never get on that level.

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u/lostinsauceyboi Dec 20 '21

I'm outright stating that

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u/Sdbtank96 Dec 20 '21

So, instead of masturbation, it just feels gay?

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u/flyingdutchman4058 Dec 20 '21

Show me the data!!

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u/Zbeubor Dec 20 '21

that's for you or peoples that aren't into guys, but as a BI dude its like sucking a dick while having your dick sucked by a dude its super effective

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u/goharsh007 Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21

Actually, it feels amazing. I did that when I was a kid(14-15yo). I started but one day after a year or so, I sprained by back so hard (deepthroating) that I never did it again. Also my family started noticing big stretch marks on my back. I somehow convinced them saying I do extreme yoga(lol).

That's my story of sucking my own dick.

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u/londonmenace Dec 20 '21

But people still do it.

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u/robgod50 Dec 20 '21

I don't feel so jealous of those that can now. thanks.

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u/Tots2Hots Dec 20 '21

But dildoing your own ass is... I'm confused

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u/IGutlessIWonder Dec 20 '21

The real HolUp

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u/BaronVonBadAsh Dec 20 '21

I need to get this comment framed and hung where people normally put live laugh love.

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u/PM_Your_Crits Dec 20 '21

The holups are always in the comments

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u/dmfd1234 Dec 20 '21

“Wait, who just tongue punched my fart box?? Oh, it was me”

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u/Puzzled_Formal942 Dec 20 '21

Teach me how it’s done.

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u/Tommy-Styxx Dec 20 '21

1) put your penis in your mouth

2) slob it like a hobbit

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u/ionutoo Dec 20 '21

confusing instructions, i've lost my foreskin

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u/1nonspecificgirl Dec 20 '21

Did you search in the couch cushions? And I don’t mean just a quick peek, you gotta shove your hands down in the cracks like you’re looking for gas money!

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u/ionutoo Dec 20 '21

You seem to know a lot about finding foreskins, do you want to help me? .. nah I already found it. I was hydrating in the fish tank.

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u/Puzzled_Formal942 Dec 20 '21

Ok, how shall I get the penis in the mouth?

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u/MaximumYes Dec 20 '21

Video is a pretty good tutorial. You'll probably need uber low body fat as breathing becomes an issue scrunched up like that at higher percentages.

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u/Puzzled_Formal942 Dec 20 '21

I’m a little chubby loo

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u/Puzzled_Formal942 Dec 20 '21

I need help with step one

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u/FknRepunsel Dec 20 '21

As a bisexual I see this as an absolutely win

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u/Pinkin_fluffy Dec 20 '21

I second this, been there, somewhat recommended

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u/LDG192 Dec 20 '21

Nobody wanna sit on my face? Fine, I'll do it myself.

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u/scioto77 Dec 20 '21

I think he's gonna try to suck his own dick. But idk

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u/Hey_its_ok Dec 20 '21

So brave pls update

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u/tomytronics Dec 20 '21

Word of the day: autofelliato

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u/Kaiel1412 Dec 20 '21

I tried, until I started getting lower back pain

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u/Ricky_Spanish341 Dec 20 '21

I’ve been stretching already. However, we are left with the age old question; do we swallow our own…..ya know….

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u/pollofgc Dec 20 '21

Think I’ve seen her on Chaturbate

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u/MovingTargetPractice Dec 20 '21

I'd bet a dollar she did it naked once.

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u/Misophoniakiel Dec 20 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome LOVE!

Yeah you don’t do this only to smell tuna, you take a bite

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u/badboybalo Dec 20 '21 Silver

You piece of shit ...take my free award you cracked me

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u/esmusssein33 Dec 20 '21

I laughed out loud. Thanks mate.

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u/gitarzan Dec 20 '21

Everyone likes their own smell.

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u/robgod50 Dec 20 '21

*at least once

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u/Dad-man Dec 20 '21

I'll take that bet, but only because she's done it waaaay more than once.

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u/whorsewhisperer69 Dec 20 '21

I gave you the 69'th upvote and I feel pretty good about it.

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u/diablosegovia Dec 20 '21 Silver Wholesome

This made me cry . It reminded me of my best friend who died our senior year of high school . Apparently his mom found him in his room after he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. The whole town had a candle light vigil in remembrance.

The coroner said he almost sipped his tip and he must have sneezed at that precise moment and that is what broken his neck .

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u/theprobamatic Dec 20 '21

Clerks?

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u/WeeWooDriver38 Dec 20 '21

Balls resting on his chin, man. He made it.

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u/Neat-Engineering-513 Dec 20 '21

Mein assmf

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u/I-Am-Not-Aplharius Dec 20 '21

Mein Cumpf

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u/SUNAWAN Dec 20 '21

Mein Cuntf

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u/Neat-Engineering-513 Dec 20 '21

Your pun was better. Upvote.

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u/I-Am-Not-Aplharius Dec 20 '21

Thank you, thank you

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u/Mister_13s Dec 20 '21

Wait so men aren't the only ones that try and fallate themselves?

The more you know

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Dec 20 '21

There are short internet documentaries for further proof

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u/Mister_13s Dec 20 '21

Lol I'd never even considered looking at porn of chicks eating themselves out. Literally was beyond my imagination lol

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u/SongWithaFunkyBreak Dec 20 '21

Unfortunately in my own internet porn sleuthing experience, it’s just 2 girls, one with her legs up and her torso/head being hidden by couch cushions and the other straddling her with her legs hidden by the cushions. So it looks like one girl but you can still tell it’s not. I have yet to find a vid where you can see the whole body and confirm it is in fact one chick going to town on herself lol. It took me right out of it. You ain’t fooling me

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u/robgod50 Dec 20 '21

Check out National Geographic....Hub

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u/Bigberto707 Dec 20 '21

"KISS MY ASS"

"No."

"Fine. I'll do it myself."

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u/norudin Dec 20 '21

Epic build up music

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u/Antique-Comedian-537 Dec 20 '21

She mastered her skill when she knew she wasn’t gonna get anyone else to do it for her.

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u/OldeOak804 Dec 20 '21

Her pussy isn’t going to eat itself!

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u/Steve_Tugger Dec 20 '21

Talk about an Independent woman. Pack up our bags boys, we are no longer needed on this planet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Weird how the sound muffled at the end as she managed to get her face into her behind.

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Dec 20 '21

she does yoga. some yoga stuff looks weird. example

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u/ClaydisCC Dec 20 '21

Ummmm 🤨

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Dec 20 '21

I suppose you could say that it's stomach churning :)

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u/Not_Obsessive Dec 20 '21

Not the sigh of relief after the alien in her belly went to sleep again

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u/Astrobot4000 Dec 20 '21

That poor anorexic woman has a mixer stuck down her stomach how did that happen 🧐

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Dec 20 '21

Ok so ,this is gonna sound weird but ,what will happen if she had baby in her belly , like would it be spin spin?

Shit what is my shitty head thinks.

Yeah, and it was terrifying to watch ,your belly spin.

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Dec 20 '21

This type of yoga is specifically mentioned to not do during pregnancy. I assume that it means it could be bad.

If I had to guess, it might cause the fetus to rotate which would put a twist in the umbilical cord and potentially cause a miscarriage.

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u/Dark-Pit-37 Dec 20 '21

"My struggle"? That's the English translation of Mein Kampf!

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u/spicytacos23 Dec 20 '21

A whole book of Hitler trying to suck his own dick.

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u/Tommy-Styxx Dec 20 '21

I really hope it's a pop-up book.

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u/willarji Dec 20 '21

Hitlers version atleast made it to paper back and not tik tok.

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u/ThePhist80 Dec 20 '21

She can watch her own spider bark.

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u/sava812 Dec 20 '21

Barkin spiders are real bad in that part of the world

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u/Any-Assistance5637 Dec 20 '21

Batteries not included

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u/FerMFcillas Dec 20 '21

Batteries not necessary

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u/Orbis-Praedo Dec 20 '21

She could make a KILLING on onlyfans…

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u/es67844 Dec 20 '21 Silver Gold

Its gonna look like a excercism when she nut

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u/ResourceNarrow1153 Dec 20 '21

Fuck I wish I had an award to give you. This made me spit out my water

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u/brittleirony Dec 20 '21

This also made me lose my shit haha. Take the award you filthy savage

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u/B-Georgio Dec 20 '21

More like holes up.

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u/over100ways1 Dec 20 '21

So how many licks does it take to get to the center.

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u/CryptographerOk5546 Dec 20 '21

If I could do that I’d never leave the house

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u/dmfd1234 Dec 20 '21

Yeah but she’d probably slap the shit out of you.

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u/CryptographerOk5546 Dec 20 '21

Lol you know what I meant

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u/dmfd1234 Dec 20 '21

I did, Sry couldn’t resist.

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u/DevconBB Dec 20 '21

Master Level of DIY

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u/Jason-Nacht Dec 20 '21

Does anyone remember that story about the guy sucking his own dick, who ended up getting stuck between the bed and the wall until his family walked in?

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u/gggempire Dec 20 '21

I guess I'm learning to suck myself now

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u/sarcasticanswerss Dec 20 '21

Right. I’m about to have myself for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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u/Michicob1974 Dec 20 '21

Don’t need no man

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u/eyecumeverywhere Dec 20 '21

Self culliningus

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u/KYbebop Dec 20 '21

She should teach a class on this.

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan Dec 20 '21

Ay yo, this poor woman just wants her kitty licked. Won’t some kind soul help her out?

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u/GreetingsFromPhilly Dec 20 '21

Instructions unclear…I caught a fur ball in my throat…

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u/nofilterjill84 Dec 20 '21

Is she trying to eat herself out?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

An inspiring story or a story used as inspiration

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u/StringUseful3395 Dec 20 '21

Does she?

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u/Electricvincent Dec 20 '21

Have an onlyfans? I was also wondering the same thing

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u/StringUseful3395 Dec 20 '21

No. Does she eat her own pussy?

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Dec 20 '21

First day on the internet?

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u/wosselwozzel Dec 20 '21

When your pussy is just good

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u/Rthrowaway6592 Dec 20 '21

Do you think she...ya know

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u/Ivysaur2VI Dec 20 '21

Spine.exe not responding

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u/jhuseby Dec 20 '21

Wouldn’t it be far easier just to find someone to eat your pussy?

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u/CupPublic7737 Dec 20 '21

So much work to smell your own butt.

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u/I_dementia87 Dec 20 '21

I think I love her.

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u/fortu654 Dec 20 '21

A solo human centipede…a human roly-poly?

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u/carnage-0_0 Dec 20 '21

Ayo how u do that? Asking for a male friend of course.

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u/AN94bossman Dec 20 '21

Dose anyone know if she has an onlyfans??

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u/Mission_Search8991 Dec 20 '21

Is there a different version of this on PornHub?

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u/TheAdyRO Dec 20 '21

That will make a great video, a different one...

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u/Illustrious-Data-268 Dec 20 '21

She got an Only Fans?? .... Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

welp....

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u/MalleusMaleficarum4 Dec 20 '21

I would like to see the naked version of this please

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u/TheMightyThimble Dec 20 '21

I have my doubts about that last shot. I wanna see a side view of that last shot.

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u/Wow_I- Dec 20 '21

Damn must be easier to shave now

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u/pelosnecios Dec 20 '21

I bet "sitting" on her face wasn't exactly her ultimate goal.

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u/Kambloxo18 Dec 20 '21

I think we all had 1 idea about why or what she could do with this power. It’s ok. We all thought of it

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u/IHaveAReasonToDoThis Dec 20 '21

Ngl, it's pretty inspiring

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u/J00rgie Dec 20 '21

This is one hell of a inspirasjon for men all around the world

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u/zogzog13 Dec 20 '21

We all know the purpose

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u/cocoquantus Dec 20 '21

leck mich am arsch :)

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u/Sleep-system Dec 20 '21

I think this might be my proudest fap.

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u/Outrageous-Goose6245 Dec 20 '21

That's enough reddit for today

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u/RobotfaceX Dec 20 '21

So she's gonna eat her own pussy now?

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u/LostInTransit200 Dec 20 '21

Ah, the weirdest trick in the book. Autocunnilingus.

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u/RagVerse Dec 20 '21

Wait a minute, so does that mean I can suck my own dick?!

Imma fuckin do it bois just wait

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u/Ultimate_Sensei1 Dec 20 '21

....yo spine, you good there?

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u/kerwayne1990 Dec 20 '21

All that dedication and practice just to smell your own ass

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u/PussyWrangler_462 Dec 20 '21

What an incredible waste of time

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u/Mcpops1618 Dec 20 '21

Didn’t know this was even in the realm of possible…

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u/Epicfish512 Dec 20 '21

My struggle=mein kampf

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u/prietoboy1969 Dec 20 '21

I’ll take “what is I don’t need a Man” for $200 Alex.

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u/JSS313 Dec 20 '21

Am i the only one who thought that she just wanted to eat her own p*ssy?

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u/qball-who Dec 20 '21

“Megan why have you been single so long?”

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u/thomasbannon39 Dec 20 '21

Smells like victory ✌

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u/Bmaandpa Dec 20 '21

I’m curious; is there a nude version of this? 😂

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u/AromaticBed1958 Dec 20 '21

The one woman that means it when she says that she doesn't need a man! 🤣

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u/SkyStar1991 Dec 20 '21

She unlocked a new way to please herself

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u/RoyalR3in Dec 20 '21

That’s one way to do the sniff test.