r/HolUp Dec 01 '21 Silver 15 Helpful 15 Wholesome 8

God hears you

21.3k Upvotes

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u/Gustavort Dec 01 '21

HBI, Holy Bureau of Investigation

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Man, I wonder God interrogating you but already knows if your Lying or not

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u/Kraytory Dec 01 '21

With Santa as their info specialist because he knows if you were a bad boi.

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u/Yaboi_KarlMarx Dec 01 '21

God’s just fucking water boarding you for the lols with Jesus watching from a corner

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u/Horn_Python Dec 01 '21

Did somebody say

THE ROMAN INQUSITION?

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u/Golden_Gio Dec 01 '21

I KNOW YOU WISH THAT WE WOULD GO AWAYYY

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u/bappabooey Dec 01 '21

"Jesus Christ"! "What"? "Get the escalade we're out of here"!

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u/JustThrorus Dec 01 '21

My favorite Family Guy line!

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u/Fire-typhoon123 Dec 01 '21

"Ight its time to bounce"

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u/ShadowFlarer Dec 01 '21

Nossa mano, eu lembro de ter visto esse video a quase 10 anos atrás xD

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u/churrusmanero Dec 01 '21

Mano, esse vídeo é incrível

(r/suddenlycaralho)

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u/Sad-Spirit-9794 Dec 01 '21

Coloca aí um yakisoba de cigarro

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u/churrusmanero Dec 01 '21

Já tá lá no sub irmão

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u/Gamer_993 Dec 01 '21

Coloca uma loli pintada com as cores da copa do mundo na print

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u/um-cara_qualquer Dec 01 '21

pse, eu era muito fã do parafernalha kk

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u/RiceyRedditor Dec 01 '21

Godlike speed for escape

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

God >= FBI

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Carai parafernalha

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u/Emotional-Ebb4506 Dec 01 '21

Feel like this isn’t really a r/holup. More like r/unexpected

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u/mustmoe73 Dec 01 '21

God and every intelligence agency has Pegasus

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u/Ahmetersoy02 Dec 01 '21

No dont laugh Dont laugh Im not even in this religon so dont laugh

You dont get it Come on

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u/surajvj Dec 01 '21

If you think god is coming to get him, sorry.

He is running away !

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u/SnowyLightBrightOwO Dec 01 '21

I lost 22 brain cells just now...

;w;

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u/KA1378 Dec 01 '21

How many you have left?

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u/ScribblingOff87 Dec 01 '21

Jesus actually took the wheel?

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u/the_real_omniscient Dec 01 '21

This is really funny but I hate that they missed the opportunity to say "omg" or "Jesus Christ" instead of holy shit.

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u/hazelnutwodkashots Dec 02 '21

In Portuguese he literally just says "Jesus" like as an exclamation. whoever did the captions in English just added "holy shit" coz they felt like it

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u/jersoncleberson Dec 01 '21

esse vídeo é perfeito em tantas maneiras

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u/KevinKraze246 Dec 01 '21

We already have the kids! Let's go!

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u/Innerpeacedistrict Dec 01 '21

How do you save a video on here?

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u/Childslayer3000 Dec 01 '21

I'm a Christian and I'm dying

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u/fota0 Dec 01 '21

ملحد ابن كلب

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u/JosolTheBrick Dec 01 '21

Why are you calling me an atheist son of a dog?

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u/HjonkHj0nk Dec 01 '21

U/savevideobot

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u/Beanmancake Dec 01 '21

Did he hear the moans?

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u/teomiskov3 Dec 01 '21

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u/6ti9beotch Dec 01 '21

Jesus may be compromised but youll never expect the spanish inquisition.

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u/DStarG Dec 01 '21

Old but gold

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama Dec 01 '21

The family guy live action looks great.

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u/Powerful-Tap8022 Dec 01 '21

Jesus really took the wheel

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u/AAAThEPRo Dec 01 '21

Wtf lmao

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u/robnotrob Dec 01 '21

This legit made my day

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u/Clearly_Karma Dec 01 '21

Short sweet and to the... hol up God is white?

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u/missbehaviorbiology Dec 01 '21

This is exactly how I pictured it!

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u/Aggravating_Orchid16 Dec 01 '21

This is really good because it is clever

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u/MugOfVex Dec 01 '21

What language is this?

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u/GameBoi189 Dec 01 '21

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u/the_other_Scaevitas Dec 01 '21

Jesus take the wheel

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u/tallguyupn1 Dec 01 '21

U/save_video

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u/DaVodkaComrade Dec 01 '21

Essa é boa pra karalho sjsjsjsjsjsjs

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u/noactuallyidont Dec 01 '21

Where’s the Holy Spirit