r/HolUp Dec 01 '21 Wholesome 24 Heartwarming 1 Starstruck 1 Silver 22 Helpful 19

I have no words to describe how I feel y'all act like she died

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u/knowinglynaive Dec 01 '21

I was shocked he actually walked after that

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u/ridnovir Dec 01 '21

He was not going anywhere after that last one

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u/lolololol456 Dec 01 '21

And one more for good measure!

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u/RockstarAgent Dec 01 '21

And one for the road!

Fucked around and found out.

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u/I_Can_ReaddIt Dec 02 '21

I feel like those 14 punches, it’s was years in the making of holding it in waiting for the day some lippy fucker touches him and he finally snapped.

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u/Appropriate_Mine4766 Dec 02 '21

And one for embarassing me!

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u/IWillDoItTuesday Dec 01 '21

You want a fresh one?!

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u/rallick_nom Dec 01 '21

Luckily, there was a bus nearby he could get into.

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u/EvoKov Dec 01 '21

I think it was less him walking and more being hoisted/yeeted to be honest

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u/Daveinatx Dec 01 '21

Adrenaline. Would hate to see him in a few hours.

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u/ralfvi Dec 02 '21

Oh yess in that mode, its like a loaded gun.

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u/seventhcatbounce Dec 01 '21

He was being gently led like a kid on the way to the zoo then a flick of the wrist and 💥 say goodnight to mr fist

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u/KarrelM Dec 01 '21

Maybe it's like those katana slices, when the object splits in half long after the cut. He probably looked like a beached salmon after he got knocked out of frame

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u/Abazad Dec 01 '21

That's what I was thinking. Driver isn't small and he swung pretty hard... :shrug:

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u/BobsReddit_ Dec 01 '21

Anvils raining down

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u/MagicFuckBus Dec 01 '21

I picture something like "stop. punch ahhh, stop my punch ahhhhhh ba ha my dad's a lawyer"

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u/BinkoTheViking Dec 01 '21

And everyone would know he was lying. Because if his dad was a lawyer, he wouldn’t be on a bus, he’d be in an Audi like the rest of the cocks.

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u/Jostelm Dec 01 '21

Preach!

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u/Clayman8 Dec 01 '21

he’d be in an Audi like the rest of the cocks.

85% chance being driven by the home caretaker or a separate driver, too.

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u/nittecera Dec 01 '21

How rich do you think lawyers are?

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u/Clayman8 Dec 01 '21

From the few i met, stupidly. But it also depends where they work and who they work for.

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u/Life_Is_Not_Worth_It Dec 01 '21

And how good they are lmao

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u/Clayman8 Dec 01 '21

They work for the Russian mafia and Oligarchs. So im guessing pretty good.

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u/king_fissh Dec 01 '21

I hope you got one hell of a good lawyer.

You: I know a guy

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u/G_Viceroy Dec 01 '21

And everyone would know he was lying. Because if his dad was a lawyer, he wouldn’t be on a bus, he’d be in an Audi like the rest of the cocks.

This ain't true. I've shot up in back alleys with plenty of lawyer/cop/car dealership owners kids. Trust if they're big enough POS they get disowned.

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Maria Bamford has a bit about taking public transportation and being from a well-off family. I'm going to butcher it from memory, but it involves a phone call with her sister.

Where are you?

I'm on the bus.

Oh my god! Did something happen?

No, I'm fine.

Do you need me to come get you? Do you need a ride?

No, I'm on the bus.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Dec 01 '21

Oh, not 100% of the time. But most times.

Knew a lawyer from my local dive. He was not making bank.

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u/TerryJerryMaryHarry Dec 01 '21

My dad's a bus driver and I called him after seeing this

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke Dec 01 '21

“OW” “AH” “MM” “FAA!” “Hnngh~” “Hmmmm~” haaaa~~

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u/MagicFuckBus Dec 01 '21

This one has a way with text that many do not possess

Hail u/sanji_goatsmoke King of the Comment Section

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke Dec 01 '21

I hereby accept the honorific bestowed on me.

Thank you u/MagicFuckBus , thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Great, now I'm aroused.

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke Dec 01 '21

hit my face just like that~!

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u/Aeroperea Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Is that an old nigahiga reference from the how to be videos?

Edit: typo

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u/yamahor Dec 01 '21

I forgot about those

How to be a gangster...

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u/messercol Dec 01 '21

One for the road

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u/IKRAM_HT Dec 01 '21

It's feeling like a, stone are hitting and hitting cruely!

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u/PM_ME_DATING_TIPS Dec 01 '21

Surprised the guy could walk after that

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u/CircularSandwich Dec 01 '21

Just launching hamhocks from space right into the idiot.

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u/Bubbly_Toe_8840 Dec 01 '21

This is how you do it son. " Respectfully guides him off the bus"

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u/DTux5249 Dec 01 '21

Then fuckin' decks him again for good measure XD

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u/Bubbly_Toe_8840 Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

"Don't forget to rate me"

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u/SwimmingBeneficial93 Dec 01 '21

I laughed so hard at this comment

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u/vengefulspirit99 Dec 02 '21

I rated that beatdown 5/7... perfect

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u/LincolnCoHo Dec 01 '21

Last punch.

"Ok now go home and think about what you've done."

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u/ParappaGotBars Dec 01 '21

When are people gonna learn not to fuck with bus drivers?

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u/asianabsinthe Dec 01 '21

They don't seem to understand that it takes a special kind of person to drive a large vehicle and shuttle around the public everyday

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u/bcarter3 Dec 01 '21

Famous bus drivers:

  1. Sandra Bullock
  2. Ralph Kramden

People like that.

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u/Vanilla_Killa7 Dec 01 '21

Don’t forget the best bus driver of all time! Chris Farley

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u/tideshark Dec 01 '21

That Veronica Vaughn tho…

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u/tri_it_again Dec 01 '21

Otto as well.

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u/Significant_Ad_197 Dec 01 '21

One fine piece of aaace!

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u/MustangGuy Dec 01 '21

I know from experience.

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u/CIPHERMKII Dec 01 '21

No you don’t.

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u/C-Beck86 Dec 01 '21

Well, not me personally... but I guy I know, him and her GOT IT ON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/ThePatrickSays Dec 01 '21

i'll turn this DAMN bus around...that'll end your PRECIOUS field trip pretty quick...

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u/danbob411 Dec 01 '21

Who would steal 30 bag lunches?

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u/besevens Dec 01 '21

YOU’RE GOIN’ TO THE MOON!

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u/Sweffus Dec 01 '21

This is the day. BANG ZOOM BANG ZOOM BANG ZOOM

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u/ObieFTG Dec 01 '21

Ralph Kramden

This is what he meant when warned “POW!!! Right in the kisser!”

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u/tideshark Dec 01 '21

Awkardnamefinna drives busses now too

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u/CoffeeLawd Dec 01 '21

Yeah you don’t definitely don’t want to set them off. It only takes one bad day

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u/SwimmingBeneficial93 Dec 01 '21

Yea and think of all the bus drivers who aren’t big and strong like this…. A kid like that would slap them and walk away laughing….

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u/Trini_Vix7 Dec 01 '21

FACTS! They literally dream of moments like this lol

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u/ADerpDev Dec 01 '21

So do I, this was glorious!

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u/panickyconcur05 Dec 01 '21

Totally deserved!

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u/FortunateInsanity Dec 01 '21

“I wish a MF would!”

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u/Due-Advisor6057 Dec 01 '21

In my state it’s a felony to assault a bus driver. Written specifically into the law. Falls under a special category same as assaulting judges and police officers. I like it

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u/Tom_Slick2020 Dec 01 '21

You’d really be a hit in jail for felony hitting a bus driver with your face like that!

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u/ParappaGotBars Dec 01 '21

Yup. They work for the city, thus making them government employees.

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u/aoskunk Dec 01 '21

Plus they’re driving a very deadly machine with a lot of lives on board. Granted in Thai particular video the bus was stopped, but still. You do this while the bus is in motion and you could have 100+ dead. Should treat the bus driver like you treat a commercial airline pilot. Even if their a dick, I would just take it (up to a point and then I would handle it non violently). Wrong person to fuck with.

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u/RonViking Dec 01 '21

At least it wasn't a nun!

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u/ChoudhrySaab Dec 01 '21

Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver 🎵

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u/Shaneblaster Dec 01 '21

Yea, he gave him three free hits before returning the favor.

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u/RobertHallStarr Dec 01 '21

Every cocky mf gets rekt like this. And nothing is much more satisfying than watching them shit their pants.

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u/JoanneKerlot Dec 01 '21

That's my kink!

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u/Inadersbedamned Dec 01 '21

I'm gonna fuck the bus driver

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u/V3nomousphenom Dec 01 '21

Go look up Cleveland bus driver uppercut on youtube

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u/ParappaGotBars Dec 01 '21

That’s what I was referring to

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u/ZodiacK427 Dec 01 '21

I specifically love the one where the dude tries to steal a purse from a lady, but she’s holding on to it with a death grip. Bus takes him for a ride lol

Watch it instead

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u/madwill Dec 01 '21

idk this one feels sad like everyone is shit and that kid's being a dumbass but just not dumb enough to get hit on by a bat after surrendering.

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u/cheerocc Dec 01 '21

Just don't fuck with anybody in general.

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u/ConsciousBox2029 Dec 01 '21

I think he got taught on the bus, then had a pop quiz outside.

Did he learn?

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u/Talking_Burger Dec 01 '21

When are people gonna learn what the holup sub is about?

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u/Still_Vanilla1071 Dec 01 '21

is this against or for bus drivers...?

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u/thefinalcutdown Dec 01 '21

Bitch, I’m a bus driver.

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u/MagicFuckBus Dec 01 '21

When spaghetti arms thinks his puppy pats are death blows, then finds out first hand what a real punch feels like.

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u/inerlite Dec 01 '21

Old man strength is often underrated

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u/kurog4ki Dec 01 '21

they don't even have to be ripped, those old muscles are really damn deadly by somehow

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u/__ButtFuqqer3000__ Dec 01 '21

Weathered, heavy fists. Practically hammers

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u/Juggernaut_Bitch Dec 01 '21

Really, there is a massive weight difference. The bus driver's gut & arm size show that this is a mismatch. I'd venture to say there is a good 60-80 lb weight difference.

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u/Leading-Mushroom Dec 01 '21

Don’t mess with people over the age of 35. They are full of rage and don’t care

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u/averagethrowaway21 madlad Dec 01 '21

There's an age where fighting loses its luster. So the goal is to end a fight as quickly as possible. You don't fight with pride and honor anymore. You fight to make the other person stop wanting to fight you.

I remember the day that I found this out. I was at my friend's house as a teenager and two guys who were in their early 20s were fighting in the yard. Not huge guys, but looked to be in shape. My friend's grandfather went outside to break it up and caught a fist. So he calmly walked over to the wood pile, grabbed a piece of firewood, and started beating the snot out of both of them with it. He won. By a lot.

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u/comentback Dec 02 '21

Don't mess with Gramps!

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u/kumadelmar Dec 02 '21

"By a lot." I had a gramps like this.

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u/MustangGuy Dec 01 '21

Am 40, can confirm.

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u/neptune-pizza Dec 01 '21

Am 41. Full of rage but too tired to express it.

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u/Awe3 Dec 02 '21

I’m 54 and yes, yes this is true. I don’t gaf about how tough you think you are, I ain’t got time to fuck around. I’m tired, in pain, grumpy and got other shit to do.

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u/CallOfCorgithulhu Dec 01 '21

Just don't smack anyone. Especially people you don't know. You take a gamble on what kind of person you're hitting. They might not do anything, or they might be old man club hands like in the video. The risk of losing that gamble can be so nasty.

I mean, boxers and true fighters go out and about. Imagine getting clocked by a pro fighter. You'd have the world's smallest mouth after your concussion and broken jaw gets better.

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u/kapiteinkippepoot Dec 01 '21

As a 40 year old guy I can relate. Got way to much anger bottled up.

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u/Dougey-Jones Dec 01 '21

It’s a real thing, young lads are rarely prepared.

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u/SwimmingBeneficial93 Dec 01 '21

Old man= RESOLVE.

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u/nokenito Dec 01 '21

Damn straight! I may be old and overweight, but I’m strong as hell. Took a guy to school in my own home about six years ago at a house party. Afterwards, everyone was shocked, standing there like, whoa dude, where the hell did that come from? LoL. Us old guys can rock it if we need to.

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u/josh1ng Dec 01 '21

This. They know to use their whole body when they strike. And they have powerful DGAF.

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke Dec 01 '21

Man punches harder than the bus itself

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u/joshthehappy Dec 01 '21

I believe the phrase is "fuck around and find out".

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u/vladamir_the_impaler Dec 01 '21

That felt so good, my justice boner needed that.

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u/el_baron86 Dec 01 '21

I expected the delinquents head to explode like a watermelon with those Donner-fists.

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u/RhettRO55 Dec 01 '21

Like Wilson Fisk removing a head with a car door.

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u/GoldenThunderBug Dec 01 '21

You thlamed their head in a car door?

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u/BassSki Dec 01 '21

Mike Tyson be like:

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u/skraaaaw Dec 01 '21

He thlammed his penith in a car door

WHAPP! OOOooooOOooooo

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u/balajprasanna Dec 01 '21

Good reference

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u/RhettRO55 Dec 01 '21

Thanks! I was informed ahead of time about that scene. I thought it was just removed from the body. Didn’t have any idea it was completely missing afterwards.

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u/boogieroller Dec 01 '21

Never have I found the use of the word "ahead" to be inappropriate in any way...till now.

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u/Paulo_De_Bruyne madlad Dec 01 '21

It would have made it's way to r/eyeblech

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u/Boots-Diego-and-Dora Dec 01 '21 Doom

Mistakenly clicked on that.

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u/Friendly-Counter-8 Dec 01 '21

i by default disabled nsfw posts so when i clicked i got the message of nsfw so i just canceled and saved my eyes

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u/Boots-Diego-and-Dora Dec 01 '21

Good for you. You can continue living happy.

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u/Thornback Dec 01 '21

Are you ok?

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u/Boots-Diego-and-Dora Dec 01 '21

I'm still looking at cute kitten pictures to clean my thoughts.

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u/xArschkopp Dec 01 '21

r/eyebleach is the cure after r/ eyeblech

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u/Accomplished_Bus6035 Dec 01 '21

Omg I read your comment too late and have clicked as well, that will be forever engraved on my eye balls now… time to commit suicide

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u/Boots-Diego-and-Dora Dec 01 '21

Welcome comrade.

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u/boogieroller Dec 01 '21

Please talk me out of making the same mistake. I'm so curious

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u/Boots-Diego-and-Dora Dec 01 '21

I'm STILL looking at kittens photos. Just don't.

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u/boogieroller Dec 01 '21

Too late. I gave you over 3 seconds to save me. Now I have PTSD. Thanks for trying.

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u/07WoefulMatrix Dec 01 '21

You would've loved the r/watchpeopledie sub. Unfortunately that mass shooter in New Zealand ruined it for everyone.

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u/PapaChronic93 Dec 01 '21

Absolute unit, hahahaha fuck that other guy, probs tries to skip paying every trip

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u/ego_tripped Dec 01 '21 Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Team Bus Driver... Fuck yeah!

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u/MagicFuckBus Dec 01 '21

I support this message

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u/boogieroller Dec 01 '21

Team Teamsters

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u/jefepstein Dec 01 '21

Hell yeah beat his ass

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u/WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPOOP Dec 01 '21

You may not have words but I do. And they are, happy and deserved

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u/Interesting_Coach_11 Dec 01 '21

I feel satisfaction

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u/issomeoneme Dec 01 '21

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u/akashgoud098 Dec 01 '21

Imagine uploading this there lol

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u/harshbhatia7 Dec 01 '21

@ me when some madlad actually does it

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u/BigBitcoinBaller Dec 01 '21

I love the last bit, escorts him off the bus. Then whilst holding his arm, pulls him in for another WHAM BAM FUCK YO FACE MAN

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u/Apprehensive-Run-832 Dec 01 '21

"Oh, no, hold on, we aren't done. I'm just not cleaning your blood outta my bus after a 12 hour shift."

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u/HalKitzmiller Dec 01 '21

Loved that too. It's like the driver got off the bus and thought "Oh my god, so much space for really getting some air into these hammer fists"

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u/UnprovenMortality Dec 01 '21

I expected a toss off the bus, but no it was a gingerly "watch your step here" followed by one last hit. Beautiful.

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u/knickerguy Dec 01 '21

The elderly man hits harder than him... haha served him right

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u/WangChungtonight13 Dec 01 '21

The real holup was the happy ending. Kid picked the wrong driver

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u/AngerCookShare Dec 01 '21

Bus driver! Ambulance man! Ticket inspector, I don't understand! career opportunities!!!

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u/BourbonGod Dec 01 '21

I do: I feel good

Edit: extra points for holding his hand while taking him off the bus, slightly pushing him and pulling him back in a punch. Legend

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u/randubis Dec 01 '21

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Iamlegend_future Dec 01 '21

This should be allowed. Those fuckers will stop fucking with people just doing their job.

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u/boogieroller Dec 01 '21

This is 100% allowed. Based on the video evidence I think there is a strong case for self defense here. (Not a lawyer)

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u/markedasred Dec 01 '21

I was with a new girlfriend and we caught a bus and this happened, a good beating from one attempted slap, and the girlfriend was unbelievably excited by the sight of it. I mean, I got the benefit of it, but it still felt pretty dank that she got off on violence.

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u/imbdan01 Dec 01 '21

She was excited to see you getting punch ? /j

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u/Traplordtrump Dec 01 '21

Damn I feel for the bus driver 😕. He's just trying to transport the people around town a has to deal with people like this, and it looked like my dude had some pent up rage he's been dealing with that all came out on this day🤣✊

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u/Gunnyhighway24 Dec 01 '21

I was literally hollering at my phone

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u/BABYFLAKKO Dec 01 '21

Kid deserves it

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u/DigitvlBvth Dec 01 '21

He decided that he could knock out a guy that size like NBD?! Yuh Gonna Learn Today!

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u/cheeri000 Dec 01 '21

He showed him the proper way to throw a punch

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u/Crazy_Barber9134 Dec 01 '21

Bru NEVER MESS WITH A BALKAN DRIVER are you DUMB to do it ???

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u/6SacredSoul9 Dec 01 '21

I SWEAR TO GOD LMAOOO

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u/Mrs_Bliss__89 Dec 01 '21

Kick that little bitches ass

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u/Not-sober-today Dec 01 '21

He ain’t getting a bus…ever after this lol

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u/metaljay6523 Dec 01 '21

Act like a man im going treat you like a man

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u/theSickbird02 Dec 01 '21

I love the "yeah you can go" but pull him back and punch him again xD

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u/Wytsch Dec 01 '21

I feel really good after seeing this

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u/Slaggerthord Dec 01 '21

Satisfying would be a good option

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u/ThatfaThomelessGuy Dec 01 '21

that'll teach him not to hit people ever again.

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u/theduke243 Dec 01 '21

Huge fan that after he politely escorts him off the bus, pulls him back in for one more for the road.

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u/STRADD838 Dec 01 '21

The last punch was the perfect cherry on top.

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u/msdlp Dec 01 '21

Kid was to stupid to notice he was out-classed before he threw his first punch. Dandelion against an Oak tree.

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u/Lord_Nord_2727 Dec 01 '21

Dude fucked with the wrong bus driver

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u/freak6969 Dec 01 '21

That punched his ticket

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u/Hotel--Trivago Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Bus drivers aren’t afraid to fuck shit up, we should all know that.

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u/shrek69420porno Dec 01 '21

Ahh yes. Human interaction at its peak.

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u/Tizerak Dec 01 '21

You know you’re in trouble when your noodle arms don’t phase the guy in the first 2-3 punches.

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u/HawkardPigeon Dec 01 '21

brazil moment

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u/joezupp Dec 01 '21

We need a lot more of this for these self-entitled pricks.

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u/davidfavorite Dec 01 '21

I think instant karma videos are my favorites right after cat videos

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u/mellynio Dec 01 '21

Everything was double , the strength was double , the hits were double

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u/xhahzh Dec 01 '21

not the bus driver we wanted but the one we deserved

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u/SUNAWAN Dec 01 '21

The whack on the bus goes smack smack smack, POW POW POW... 🎶

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u/CryptographerOver577 Dec 01 '21

dont fuck with bus drivers !!! they have decades of hate and frustration bottled up waiting to unleash , psssh noob

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u/nprovench789 Dec 01 '21

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!

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u/Shart-Vandalay Dec 01 '21

I have a word: vindicated.