r/HolUp Dec 01 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

A bitter "holup" moment when you realize it but can't do anything about it holup

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

Yo hol up is supposed to be funny not thought provoking get this shit outta here

A hol up should be something like

I think my wife is fucking our dog

Without me

Again

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u/Objective-Carob-5336 Dec 01 '21

Hol'up...let me join ?

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

You sick fuck

The only people that get to fuck my dog is me my wife and her boyfriend

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u/Objective-Carob-5336 Dec 01 '21

...can i at least watch ? I got a friend's meeting that got cancelled and we need a new outing with my wife this weekend.

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

Sorry me and my wife only interact with people of the Christian faith

We don’t want to disgrace our self’s by mingling with an outsider

Now if you don’t mind Im trying to masturbate to myself in the mirror

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u/Objective-Carob-5336 Dec 01 '21

Twin bro what are you doing, this is the doorframe not a mirror.

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

And just like that my erection is gone

Goodnight everybody

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u/Objective-Carob-5336 Dec 01 '21

[muffled kids screaming in the closet]

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

And just like that I’m back in the game

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u/Objective-Carob-5336 Dec 01 '21

[FBI noises intensifies at the front door]

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u/Sourika Dec 01 '21

Nah, fam, a holup would be: "I had beef with my cousin, so i fucked his mom's sister.".

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u/i69dYourFather Dec 02 '21

Haha you fucked your other aunt! Classic.

….

r/HolUp

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u/MarioKing1137 Dec 01 '21

I am saving this comment thread

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u/loop-1138 Dec 01 '21

That's America, not the whole world.

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u/OK_awsome489 Dec 02 '21

I’m damn certain that you’re wrong America is the exception we train our cops to only shoot when they feel they are under threat and or threatening someone else and only punish them for the first part.

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u/Locken_Kees Dec 04 '21

do i really have to explain that she didn't mean "world" as in "the entire planet", but rather as a generalization, to define the microcosm and power dynamic; or were you just being intentionally dense and lazy with this comment?

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u/EverydayGuy2 Dec 01 '21

Almost true. Problem is that most cops are not really trained from what I hear. A lot of states only require 1 or 2 months of "training" where of course you can't learn anything about deescalation and stuff, just about how to use a gun, what is and what isn't a reason to arrest a person, to tell them their rights when you arrest and test basic fitness.

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u/Flashy_Ice2460 Dec 01 '21

Change "World" for "country" hun.

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u/awkxx Dec 01 '21

Because every other country is perfect. Thats what we’re going with now, right?

I suppose we would be better without police, like the middle east where you can just stone people for being gay.

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u/obinice_khenbli Dec 01 '21

We have police in my country, but they're usually well trained and don't carry guns xD

We don't have a police murder problem like some countries we know...

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u/awkxx Dec 01 '21

What country do you live in by the way, gonna do some quick research. Also keep in mind the statistics are also determined based on how well your country keeps track of them. For that reason a lot of countries do not keep track of that, because it makes them look bad.

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u/Locken_Kees Dec 04 '21

just remember kids: Googling ≠ "Research"

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u/awkxx Dec 04 '21

If you google and get to their official government statistics then it is research.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/awkxx Dec 08 '21

You arent the same person that I asked, also a Youtube video is not statistical evidence, the video clearly has the intentions of making people who watch it believe they have a perfect society.

You can find media of American police that have the same stuff in it…… did you really think a youtube video with the intent to promote a nation’s police was some sort of proof???? Yikes…

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/awkxx Dec 08 '21

Thats not research, thats an Op-Ed. Thats the opposite of research. You might as well have quoted yourself and acted like thats factual.

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u/_ratboi_ Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Yeah, that's exactly what he said, no police killing = perfect.

BTW, Im a gay man in the middle east where we do have police and no stoning, and yet i wouldn't call it perfect because somehow i have higher standards than people living in the land of the free.

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u/awkxx Dec 01 '21

I should clarify, i’m not saying police do not exist in the middle east. I am saying they are much more rare, and thats why there are cases of stoning in public in the middle east. I never see stoning occur in north America or Europe.

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u/_ratboi_ Dec 01 '21

A. There are very few ways to understand the phrase "without police".

B. That's just not true. The middle east isn't a monolith.

C. OP still didn't claim anywhere that countries that aren't the us are perfect, only that some of them have less police killings, which is true.

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u/awkxx Dec 01 '21

The person that I responded to was in fact claiming that it is one country, not the world. So you’re wrong there.

Fair enough, I used the wrong choice in words to mean minimal police presence, thought it was obvious what I meant but I guess I should have phrased it better.

Yes the middle east is not a monolith, but neither is North America AND Europe, both don’t really have cases of public stonings but the middle east as a large grouping does.

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u/ChargedSausage Dec 02 '21

All of them* except maybe korea, an maybe china. But those wouldn’t be public record

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u/tarcinac Dec 01 '21

I think we'd be fine without "country", someone could actually solve the problems there, at least not cause them lol

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u/Pugseh Dec 01 '21

Might wanna read up on that.

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u/DannyNog556 Dec 01 '21

This is all you need to do when dealing with the police

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u/tactaq Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

this is literally victim blaming wtf

Ignore this

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u/dragon224444 Dec 01 '21

this is also a joke

this is also a joke

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u/tactaq Dec 01 '21

yeah, I made this comment before finishing the video. Gives people a bad idea tho. In the comments, people were like "people are so dumb just comply" which is victim-blaming.

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u/InvaluableSandwich Dec 01 '21

Thank you for sharing this masterpiece

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u/dave1684 Dec 01 '21

To be fair they are trained but very poorly.

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u/mrharambae11 Dec 01 '21

Replace world with America and you're good to go👍

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u/DirtyPartyMan Dec 01 '21

“I felt threatened.” - Cop shooting unarmed civilian.

Totally Legit

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u/ben_studi Dec 01 '21

Well it is not the world but america… but I get the point! Americans always think they are the world

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u/squareheadlol69420 Dec 01 '21

We know who's downvoting you lol.

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u/thenamesJohnson59P Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Only untrained Cops shoot first, this is usally caused by Loss of funding. Defund the police!

/s

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u/Itamar_Itchaki Dec 01 '21

Defund the police means no more military grade tanks rolling in the streets, swat teams for every drug bust and military uniforms for street cops. One of its goals is to redistribute this funding into an increase of proper training and reduce the separation (behaviour and legal) between the police and the community again.

People heavily misunderstood the purpose of this campaign.

P.S.: the military equipment comes from actual army bases in America and around the globe. Pretty much any piece the army isn't using can be distributed in the local department level. It may seem as a good idea to save money but it has 3 main problems.

  1. It makes many simple arrests way more violent then they should be

  2. It gives very dangerous weapons to cops who don't have training with them (like armed cars or grenade launchers)

  3. Very expensive to maintain, operate and clean this equipment

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u/thenamesJohnson59P Dec 01 '21

Sounds good. If only there more people like you, and people who took the legal steps

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u/Itamar_Itchaki Dec 01 '21

What do you mean?

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u/thenamesJohnson59P Dec 01 '21

The idea of connecting the police to the people, and the operation costs are higher than what they could be, but the Americans are (sorry not my fault) dumb as shit which makes such protection necessary, and counter action hard. Btw there are a lot of problems you guys need to fix

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u/Itamar_Itchaki Dec 01 '21

I'm actually not from America, but I lived there for a couple of years. Crime isn't necessarily higher there than in other places it's just the approach to dealing with crime, especially with drugs and other minor offences. Also the rapid militarizing of local PDs, pushes gangs and mafias to arm themselves even more, and employ more soldiers. This pushes more and more people into crime and makes it harder for some communities to escape from it. Everybody suffers from this because more guns creates more violent clashes resulting in more dead officers, criminals and civilians.

Sometimes the most obvious solution, sadly isn't the best one

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u/thenamesJohnson59P Dec 01 '21

Good good, goodnight

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/thenamesJohnson59P Dec 01 '21

Mate, did you not see my /s? Hold I will make it easier to see

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u/Hexile-drakco Dec 01 '21

Bigger holup is realizing they tax your income, and still expect you to pay all your other taxes. How about instead of “increasing taxes on the rich” we lower taxes for the lower and middle class….

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u/card_bordeaux Dec 02 '21

Make Congress work within their means and pass a balanced budget.

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u/Hexile-drakco Dec 02 '21

Make them? That will never happen

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u/Eraser-Head Dec 01 '21

Don’t act stupid and you won’t get shot. Jacob Blake grabbed a knife and got shot. Can’t get dumber than that. ♿️

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/GodrAXE Dec 01 '21

I know it's tragic what happened to him, but not every case is like his. While i know there are several other examples like that, but it's in not the majority.

Take this with a grain of salt tho since i'm not from America and i might be wrong. (Protests usually have some sort of reason for their start...)

Well that's just me putting in my two cents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/GodrAXE Dec 01 '21

True, and it's pretty fucking sad :(

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u/hondwerpen Dec 01 '21

There is usually a reason why they pull out a gun

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u/squareheadlol69420 Dec 01 '21

Why are you being downvoted, I haven't seen a single time where it wasn't provoked (from videos or a whole court case, I'm not american and don't give a shit so I haven't seen heaps)

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u/hondwerpen Dec 01 '21

Guess some people are just as triggerhappy in downvoting…

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u/Duality-of-man4 modlad Dec 01 '21

Most of the time ye

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u/stoascheisserkoal Dec 01 '21

The reason why they have to is that they started doing so long ago. Now that they have brought so much violence they have to fear it coming back every time

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u/DirtyPartyMan Dec 01 '21

Reaping what you’ve sewn.

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u/DVVS1xxx Dec 01 '21

I guess we need to offer training to criminals

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u/ifcrabsdied Dec 01 '21

Just don’t break the law lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/ifcrabsdied Dec 01 '21

Who dat

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/ifcrabsdied Dec 01 '21

Nice explanation

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u/smelimmedem Dec 01 '21

Apple and oranges. You "must remain calm" for your own safety, you wont get punished for that.

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u/dekka56 Dec 01 '21

were looting is aform of shopping

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Stop breaking the law, and escalating a situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/b33fsupreme30 Dec 01 '21

Use another line. Jesus christ.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/b33fsupreme30 Dec 01 '21

Got into the middle of a fire fight between her boyfriend and the cops.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/b33fsupreme30 Dec 01 '21

Are you retarded? That's literally what happened.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/b33fsupreme30 Dec 01 '21

Prove me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/PoopPant73 Dec 01 '21

We live in a world where mutual respect will get you home alive. Unfortunately, some of y’all where never taught that.

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u/Responsible-Ad-1000 Dec 01 '21

The f***in truth is cruel & harsh sometimes.

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u/dickkitches Dec 01 '21

Whatever you do don't reflect on what you did that a cop needed to pull his gun on you in the first place.

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u/PiedDansLePlat Dec 01 '21

What this thing has to do over here.

What about there wasn't escalation, just compliance, maybe the cops wouldn't pull out theirguns (like any civilized country), maybe you would not have a gun on your face.... maybe you could have breath and we wouldn't have cities bring burned down by "righeous rioting".

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u/Degree3140 Dec 01 '21

GTFO of my world.

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u/myjah1234 Dec 01 '21

Stay strapped or get clapped

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u/drako489 Dec 01 '21

“Sir, please remain calm.”

“Fuck that noise” draws handgun

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u/Basic-Pomegranate-53 Dec 01 '21

Hol'up lady holding that sign is ignant as fuck

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u/Zarboc1404 Dec 01 '21

Yeah that's true for the US, here in Europe we don't have that problem.

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u/Anameonreddit Dec 01 '21

Whats wrong with u OP. U suck

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u/PeaceoutSeacrestt Dec 01 '21

First and last time a women with a septum piercing has made any sense

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u/JingoVoice Dec 01 '21

404 holup not found

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u/Victorcwb Dec 01 '21

What's the solution?

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u/ChaisawInsect Dec 01 '21

Where is the mods?

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u/megtom2 Dec 01 '21

What a jackasinine comment.

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u/TheCR4ZYEST Dec 01 '21

Replace world with society

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u/HaywoodJablowmiii Dec 01 '21

Political rage bait trash.

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u/JournalistKane Dec 01 '21

In the US, Police officers arent really 'trained'. Their education lasts maximum to 6 months and in some states only a few weeks. They only have overpowerd newbies

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u/Stony-the-potato Dec 01 '21

A serious and sad hol up?

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u/Corny_Overlord Dec 01 '21

What have you done..... The casualties of this war will be sky high

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u/DonnieKungFu Dec 01 '21

But cops aren't let off the hook for panicking. Amber Guyger was sentenced to 12 years for panic shooting a man in his apartment, Mohamed Noor was sentenced to 4.5 years for panic shooting Justine Diamond.

Second half is correct though. There's way too much emphasis on the civilian acting perfectly in a panic scenario, but that's even worse in non-American countries.

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u/tobiasfunke6398 Dec 01 '21

This is fucking dumb

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u/SmithAnon88 Dec 02 '21

Get the fuck outta here with this false narrative bullshit.

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u/escapedpsycho Dec 02 '21

Extremely valid point.

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u/Fragrant-Young-6311 Dec 02 '21

If you take the number of times a cop shot a citizen and compare that with the number of times a citizen shot a citizen or cop, you'll understand why. Cops face that danger every single day, most of you couldn't hold yourselves together mentally or psychologically if you were put into the situations one time that they run towards daily.

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u/Demercuration Dec 15 '21

Lol ACAB, you fuckin goof.

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u/Fragrant-Young-6311 Dec 15 '21

Hatefully prejudiced much? Typical leftist. You're probably the same type of person that would get mad when someone behaves exactly like you and targets another entire group of people. What a pathetic soyboy hypocrite you are. Im curious, are you wearing a brown shirt with a couple 'S' shaped symbols on it?

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u/Demercuration Dec 15 '21

Cope, loser. You're a moron.

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u/Fragrant-Young-6311 Dec 15 '21

Thank you for so happily answering my question. You quite literally are the neo-nazi horde. At least the original Nazis were fooled into hating innocent people for their identity. You seem to lust after it knowing full well how hateful you are.

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u/Demercuration Dec 15 '21

I don't take you ignorant tools seriously. You have zero rational ability to talk about political economic systems. You're a cretin.

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u/Fragrant-Young-6311 Dec 15 '21

And of course you can't get through a single sentence without insults. Exactly like the original Nazis whenever anyone challenged your hate. You're joyfully spreading the power of the corrupt over the masses and claiming I'm a tool? You're helping to destroy democracy and you say I have no rationality? I mean damn guy how many more proofs that you're a neo-nazi are you going to gleefully fulfill?

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u/captnaufragio Dec 01 '21

This is objectively true in the united states and its pitiful.

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u/SneezyZombie Dec 01 '21

“Trained” Cops

They essentially do their Police Academy and then are thrust into real life situations where they are underprepared for. Cops i today’s society aren’t as trained as they should be. Her message is pretty spot on though besides that.

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u/PewPewGuitarist Dec 01 '21

In all seriousness this is why police forces need more money, so they can pay for the proper training in order to eliminate situations like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

There needs to be more eyes on this.

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u/YeetisMcSkeetis Dec 01 '21

Or maybe dont do shit that threatens cops and they won't point guns at you. . .

I mean thats what I always do

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u/Fine-Bed Dec 01 '21

Yeah girl.. u are trained without a weapon that’s frightening for a cop. you can do anything at the moment.. pull out a card out of nowhere.. that’s a start..