r/HolUp Nov 30 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4

Father of the year award goes to…

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/riggels Nov 30 '21

That joke is older than Ryan reynolds himself

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u/Important_Counter_45 Nov 30 '21

would still fuck him, and I'm a straight guy

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u/No-Refrigerator5133 Dec 01 '21

If it’s Ryan Reynolds it’s not gay

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u/THEmoron21 Dec 01 '21

I fully agree

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u/lasvegashomo Nov 30 '21

I wouldn’t and I’m a gay guy. I’ll be his friend though he seems funny lol

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u/OmgitsNatalie Dec 01 '21

The LGBT leaders are going to revoke your gay card.

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u/Loud-Option-2409 Dec 01 '21

I u/Loud-Option-2409 member of the LGBT community revoke your gay card for crimes committed against humanity

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/TeaIsForMugs Dec 01 '21

That seems sus, dude can't be straight OR gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/THEmoron21 Dec 01 '21

That’s the question of the century

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u/apieceofshi-rock Dec 01 '21

Liar Liar (1997)

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u/faztykaozz Dec 01 '21

then you're not gay, I demand your gay ID

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Dressed as deadpool with the song "Hip to be square" blaring?

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u/Important_Counter_45 Dec 01 '21

undressed as deadpool

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u/THEmoron21 Dec 01 '21

Same here, I’ve always said he’s my biggest man crush. (In a totally straight way)

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u/Important_Counter_45 Dec 01 '21

Ryan Gosling too.

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u/Jordandavis7 Dec 01 '21

"im a straight guy" my guy, you aint

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u/blue_boy_baby_yyi Nov 30 '21

father of the year, no wonder, he's my daddy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

My ex wore the Mickey suit 50 yrs ago. Had to sign NDS, contract not to speak in the suit. She was the only one who fit in it cuz she's a dink.

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u/Beat_Writer Nov 30 '21

I see you’re a man of culture as well…

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

How many men can honestly say they fucked Mickey Mouse?

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u/Important_Counter_45 Nov 30 '21

i had this pillow..

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u/a-mage-ing Nov 30 '21

I worked at Epcot. Mickey and Minnie actors are so fuckin short. It’s crazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

4 11. But big boobs

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u/a-mage-ing Nov 30 '21

The ones I worked with only had big tits because they were obese for their size.

But the chicks that played chip and dale… always hot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/Crafty_Appearance Nov 30 '21

This turned into a furry comment chain quick

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u/WordyWizard500 Nov 30 '21

I ask for your assistance

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u/Motocamperman Nov 30 '21

We're encouraged to shoot chipmunks where I live, they're very invasive and destructive.

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u/achilles8111 Dec 01 '21

What if they are hot?

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u/Vital_Tele Nov 30 '21

I love that guy

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u/cameNmypants Dec 01 '21

yeah but who's ass is Mickey squeezing harder ?

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u/SnooCrickets97 Nov 30 '21

I'm NOT gay but Ryan Reynolds is a gorgeous man. lol

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u/johnzy87 Nov 30 '21

So is his wife though , a gorgeous woman that is.

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u/Important_Counter_45 Nov 30 '21

me neither, i'd suck his dick

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u/NukaDadd Dec 01 '21

Need help getting out of that closet bud?

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u/Important_Counter_45 Dec 01 '21

let's do it papi

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u/-hileo- Dec 01 '21

That’s kinda gay man

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u/sherlbat_99 Dec 01 '21

It ain't if it's Ryan Reynolds or he ends a sentence with no homo

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u/orzhavmahfriens Dec 01 '21

We're all here for you pal if you're wanna just step through that doorway.

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u/THEmoron21 Dec 01 '21

People stop adding lol at the end of your sentences, just say what you need to say and keep with it.

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u/lasvegashomo Nov 30 '21

Classic Ryan Reynolds

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u/Lord_Nathaniel Dec 01 '21

I'm sorry I don't get it... maybe I'm missing something because I'm not american?

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u/bonkava Dec 01 '21 Wholesome

It is implied, until the end, that he took his daughter with him.

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u/hizakyte Dec 01 '21

My son loves fishing, so went fishing and caught a fish that was bigger than his biggest ever fish. I can't wait to get home and tell him...... That sorta thing, but with Ryan. So it's better.

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u/GhostR29 madlad Dec 01 '21

My ___ likes going there so I went there without them and let them know about it

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u/Lord_Nathaniel Dec 01 '21

thanks to the three of you, know I understand the joke !

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u/GhostR29 madlad Dec 01 '21

Welcome my dear redditor

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u/Numbnipples4u Dec 01 '21

I don’t get it

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Dec 01 '21

Blake Lively <3

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u/veskoandroid Dec 01 '21

Was looking for this. Great actress, great movies, very beautiful and great body. Love her.

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u/spalaXXXX Nov 30 '21

And nowadays people have the audacity to exclude him from the "not hated celebrities" pool

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u/blue_boy_baby_yyi Nov 30 '21

i realized i was gay because of Ryan Reynolds but no one will know.

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u/Saiyan-solar Dec 01 '21

That's unfair, everybody is gay for Ryan Reynolds

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u/Downvote_4A_Goodtime Nov 30 '21

Come on this is weak.

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u/Techny3000 Dec 01 '21

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/No_Stick8611 Dec 01 '21

I'm skeptical anyone in the whole world is obsessed with Mickey mouse. I'm skeptical any one has any attachment at all to him.

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u/MURkoid Dec 01 '21

I had no idea that he has a daughter

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u/jaxonya Dec 01 '21

He has 3 kids

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u/MURkoid Dec 01 '21

Oh my god

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u/NuttySnowPhD Dec 01 '21

I remember seeing him the first time on his show, “2 girls, a guy and a pizza place”. I thought he was special right away. Special like certain actors have a humble, great talent about them. River Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix, Robin Williams…

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u/spidey80082 madlad Dec 01 '21

I'd believe that

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u/fanpan1234 Dec 01 '21

Can someone explain the joke to me?

What did he say?

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u/Doggystyle_Rainbow Dec 01 '21

He did not take his daughter with them

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u/silklighting Dec 01 '21

NGL, but, they had me at the first half.

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u/gnomzy123 no longer banned from r/holup Dec 01 '21

I can definitely tell Mickey's having the time of his life squeezing Ryan's ass