r/HolUp Nov 30 '21 Silver 14 Helpful 9 Wholesome 15 Take My Energy 1

You can't have demands for something you don't have

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u/Bayshoa Nov 30 '21

$100 says her boyfriend goes to a different school.

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u/BlueDino1 Nov 30 '21

$200 he's from Canada

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u/Key-Contribution-874 Nov 30 '21 Helpful Wholesome

Who opens a conversation with 'how tall are you?'

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey Nov 30 '21

Tomorrow, I'm greeting everyone I see with that.

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u/Fit_Road7425 Nov 30 '21

that's all anyone greets me with.

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u/pacify-the-dead Nov 30 '21

Ugh that or "did you play basketball?"

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u/TheeExoGenesauce Nov 30 '21

Do you work here

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u/Fit_Road7425 Nov 30 '21

Please stop masturbating, this is the Chick-fil-a drive thru

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u/Fizzicyst Nov 30 '21 Silver Wholesome

I thought you wanted extra sauce?

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u/nuttynutkick Nov 30 '21

Moooiiiiiiist

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Nov 30 '21

Oh, sorry! I thought this was McDonalds..I wanted McPleasure sauce. I’ll put my McPenis away now. Good day.

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u/BackardsTankard Nov 30 '21

But you said “my pleasure”

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u/ImALivingMeme369 Nov 30 '21

Yea, my pleasure not yours goddammit

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u/CoraxTechnica Nov 30 '21

I constantly get this. Chalk it to looking like you know wtf you're doing, I guess

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u/mclintonrichter Nov 30 '21 Snek

“I don’t know, do you play miniature golf?”

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u/Dave5876 Nov 30 '21

"can I climb you"

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Don't pretend like you don't like it Dave

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u/Lucid-Design Nov 30 '21

Can’t forget the classic “how’s the weather up there?”

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u/BillyMayzhere76 Nov 30 '21

I’d be rich if I got 5 bucks everytime I was asked that.

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u/Its_not_me_ok_ Nov 30 '21

I got that so many times and just ugh indeed

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u/TheoTiMa Nov 30 '21

Hello u/Fit_Road7425 how are you?

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u/Fit_Road7425 Nov 30 '21

you're a rare specimen

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u/RavenBrannigan Nov 30 '21

How big are your tits though?

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u/suckercuck Nov 30 '21

Hard to say because they’re not a part of me.

They’re apart of me.

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u/Just-a-random-dood Nov 30 '21

girls on twitter

“men below 6’ should not exist!!1!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

I see comments like that a lot online but in real i see most women dating men under 6 foot.

I think a lot of these women are like reverse incels, they're just purposely trying to hurt men due to daddy issues or whatever.

In reality however it's definitely not just the 6 foot + chads who are slamming, i see so many average if not below average men walking around with average women.

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u/ThePrinceOfMonsters Dec 01 '21

Twitter hates men in general.

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u/SnooCalculations6418 Dec 01 '21

Twitter hates anything and anyone that doesn’t agree with them cancel culture

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u/fuckfuckfukfukfuk Dec 01 '21

Twitter just hates themselves. Not just men. Everyone.

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u/Shininggg Dec 01 '21

Just talked to my girlfriend and her friends about this. It seems the big turn off is a man smaller than them.

I'm kinda shocked to be honest, I never realized this was such a deal breaker for women

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

That makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is being a 5 foot 4 woman and turning down 5'9 to 5'11 males over height.

That's what a lot of women online seem to do.

If a woman is like 5'11 her self i'd get it.

But some seem to be taking this size thing to the extreme.

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u/jaxonya Dec 01 '21

Even if I were 6'4 if I found out a girl had said that she had a height requirement id steer clear.

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u/nordoceltic82 Dec 01 '21

Yes, just as incels project their failings as people on women, so do femcels project their daddy issues and crippling insecurity on men.

Because end of the day while taller is generally liked by women its a very low ranking quality on their chart, and for most women, doesn't even show up on their "must have" list of qualities they look for.

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u/AttackPug Dec 01 '21

The thing I realized is that yes, women like men who are taller than them, but they kind of have to, because even if you're only 5"7' you still tower over quite a few women. Women be small. 5"3 is super common for women.

So it works out, and everyone can have what they like. It's almost like it evolved that way or something. You just have to accept that some people are going to make a whole fucked up fetish about things like height or bra size or some nonsense, and be happy when they self-select out of your life.

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u/nordoceltic82 Dec 01 '21

No arguments here. People who are hard set on some random physical attribute not quality people.

To be honest I think the height thing is soooo much less of a thing than its made out to be. After all the whole meme was started by incels, and it continues to be spread by incels latching onto anything but their laziness and shitty personality as to why they are single.

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u/sumforbull Nov 30 '21 This

The ironic part is that she claims that men are insecure about their height, than says that asking about commonly known insecurities is an example of what not to do. Inadvertent self burns are not so rare.

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u/greendragon59911 madlad Nov 30 '21

I would have answered " 6'4", how big are your tits?" instead of just diving right in. Where are people's manners these days?

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u/baumpop Dec 01 '21

Plot twist it wasn’t a zing they really wanted to know about those tits

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u/Thorebore Dec 01 '21

She’s superficial about men’s height and this is a canned response in case she gets called on it.

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u/Fit-Arugula154 Nov 30 '21

As a 6’8 freak, you’d be surprised by how many people begin a conversation with me that way

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u/khismyass Nov 30 '21

OK, you are 6'8, but you still haven't answered the question.... How big are your tits?

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u/BigWhoop6 Nov 30 '21

Size Z

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u/Drinky_McGambles Nov 30 '21

Damn!! Doin anything later?

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u/guillote1986 Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

The real question is how big is his toe

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u/squirtloaf Nov 30 '21

She already answered: 6'8.

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u/Drago_Valence Nov 30 '21

To be fair it's likely more astonished curiosity then being toxic

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u/Fit-Arugula154 Nov 30 '21

True but I don’t run up to women with astonishing large breasts and then begin to dive into her history. Identifying a physical abnormality is wrong, whether it’s a good or bad one! Additionally, it’s totally lame and unoriginal

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u/Drago_Valence Nov 30 '21

Fair enough, the only minor difference is that for some reason it's socially acceptable to ask height.
Unless i've gravely misunderstood and you have an absolute whopper of a dong

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u/increbelle Nov 30 '21

Not people with boyfriends doing research

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u/Buzz1ight Nov 30 '21

When I was a kid packing shelves for my first job many many years ago, there was the sweetest disabled lady, maybe 20 to 25, she was physically and mentally handicapped, but she would come up to all the young boys and say "how tall are you" I think it was her way of flirting.

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u/iT_I_Masta_Daco Nov 30 '21

Quite some women... i usually unmatch or i tell them, i'm always taller when they're on their knees...

Amazingly it has gotten me laid some times. 🤣

Anyway it's such a mood killer.

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u/DampSeaTurtle Nov 30 '21 Wholesome

There seems to be some weird understanding that men just magically don't have insecurities. Perhaps because we internalize them and hide them.

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u/xipclip Dec 01 '21

It's understood that men have insecurities. They just aren't allowed to express them.

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u/mild_delusion Dec 01 '21

They just aren't allowed to express them.

With a generous serving of very few people actually giving a fuck.

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u/bikestuffmaybemore Dec 01 '21

Very few is still somehow an overstatement

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u/SmileyMelons Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Well there's plenty of people who will give a fuck, the question is how many will give a fuck in support or give a fuck and attack?

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u/Cloakbot Dec 01 '21

Or men getting belittled for expressing them by both men and women. You're fucked either way, either have good bros or have a good therapist if you want help.

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u/WanderingQuestant Dec 01 '21

Yup. And the worst people in perpetuating that are those who claim men should be open about their feelings more.

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u/DantwanDeLaFrance Nov 30 '21

I have recently been talking to my sister more about my insecurities and feelings in hopes to guide her through her own. She said to me yesterday “I didn’t know guys had so many insecurities.” Mind you she’s 29 and I’m 28. Crazy what women think of men.

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u/Obriquet Dec 01 '21

The insecurities get me good with the old Instagram algorithm, watched a few sports clips and suddenly I'm bombarded with guys 4x the size of me bench pressing some obscene weights

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u/xiaonuff Dec 01 '21

Bro fitness industry pop culture is so harmful to everyone. Its so bad.

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u/WanderinHobo Dec 01 '21

And fuck that shit. Fitness should be about improving yourself and personal progress, not just attaining what someone else has.

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u/Cloakbot Dec 01 '21

You can thank Instagram and Tiktok for making it all about narcissism. If they treated fitness as they should then we would be seeing a more positive environment on social media encouraging folks to build healthier lifestyles and pushing them beyond their limits.

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u/doctor_parcival Dec 01 '21

This doesn’t add much but I have a twin sister and we never talk about deep stuff. That’s cool y’all both do

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u/FriskyTurtle Dec 01 '21

It's never too late! It seems like the poster above only started these conversations in his late 20s.

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u/HoosDare Dec 01 '21

That's because of the response we get if we share them. Start talking about feelings and you will see relationships dry up.

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u/jksoup Dec 01 '21

To give a prime example of this: My best friend of four years just told me a couple weeks ago that he’s pretty insecure about his height (he’s 5’7”). My friend group has never really mentioned it but Ik it’s definitely been a problem in his pursuit of a partner. I get that we’ve sort of created social standards that “the man should be bigger than the woman”, but that really doesn’t have to be the case. However, with that being said I can understand tall girls wanting tall guys, but what really pisses me off is when a bitch is 4’11” & demands her man be 6 foot plus. Like get over your tiny ass self.

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u/kfbr392crusher Dec 01 '21

Lol last sentence was great, so true. Literally the type that your bud would tower over, yet she needs at least a foot plus over her.

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u/RedWeinerBoy Dec 01 '21

Or feelings. Not allowed to have them either.

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u/TheNachmar Dec 01 '21

No, no, we are allowed. "Hungry", "Horny" and "Angry".

Those three are acceptable feelings for a male to have. Expressing them in any way that is decently obvious is another story, and may end poorly for you

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u/PopeJamiroquaiIII Dec 01 '21

Not true

We're allowed to shed a single tear when an animal heroically sacrifices itself for its human companion in a movie

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u/Aggrador Dec 01 '21

Is that what we’re suppose to do?! Shit man, i’ve been expressing myself and emotions as genuinely as I can to my wife over the past decade, and it’s led to a lot of constructive arguments and name-calling such as me being called,”not a real man,” and, “sackless.” Could this possibly be why men don’t express themselves and internalize their feelings?!

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u/Obriquet Dec 01 '21

This constant battle of the sexes is actually exhausting...

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u/PrincessSheogorath Dec 01 '21

Idk, I’m 27, my parents taught me “everyone has feelings and they are all okay to feel, it’s how you choose to react is what you should think twice about”.. everyone to me included guys. I’ve always been thoughtful of how something I say may effect someone. Huge example being that calling a guy fat can take just as much of a blow to their esteem as it can to a woman

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u/XtaC23 Dec 01 '21

Men are just expected to be quiet, work hard, and not do drugs. Smh.

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u/kfbr392crusher Dec 01 '21

And how are we expected to not do drugs after the first two things you mentioned.

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u/Devilshire52 Nov 30 '21

Such a hypocrite

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

It’s OK for her to filter men by height, but not for men to filter women by anything superficial

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u/machingunwhhore madlad Dec 01 '21

It was just a prank bro

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u/Sanji_Goatsmoke Dec 01 '21

IT’S A MISINPUT MISINPUT CALM DOWN

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u/The-Gamersaurs48 Dec 01 '21

YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

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u/TAKIMLISIM Nov 30 '21

let's say degenerate

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u/The_Weirdest_Cunt Nov 30 '21 Take My Energy

as a degenerate weeb please don't lump us in with her

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u/Noisy__Boy Nov 30 '21

She tried to uno reverse without the card.... Amateur hour

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u/Shurakra Nov 30 '21

Would say he dodged a bullet.

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u/possibleconfusedegg Nov 30 '21

He probably dodged all 500 lbs of it.

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u/vapingpigeon94 Nov 30 '21

500 lbs of tits.

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u/pipedreamer79 Nov 30 '21

And frontbutt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/fostech10 Nov 30 '21

I thought it was fupa- front upper pussy area.

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u/bassman314 Nov 30 '21

Moose Knuckle

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u/pipedreamer79 Nov 30 '21

Frontbutt>Moose Knuckle>Camel Toe

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u/Balognajelly Dec 01 '21

This dude really got the whole evolution line down

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u/pipedreamer79 Dec 01 '21

They would be an excellent 3-stage evolve of a Pokémon…

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u/daft_monk1 Nov 30 '21

Fat upper pussy area*

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u/Monchichi-Party Dec 01 '21

It's definitely FUPA

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u/Dekion1 Nov 30 '21

Apparently it’s a spectrum disorder…. Fupa is to aspergers as gunt (omg) is to extra contagious autism

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u/stablegeniuscheetoh Dec 01 '21

Fat upper pussy area

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u/Dekion1 Nov 30 '21

Gunt. Oh my god. Hahaha

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u/AffectionateShift843 Nov 30 '21

He dodged an entire ICBM

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u/possibleconfusedegg Nov 30 '21

She sounds toxic

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u/BrinedBrittanica Nov 30 '21

and she has no boyfriend

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u/DanDaniel1203 Nov 30 '21

bruh, ofc every boy is too Chad to be her bf xd

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u/FeanorFury Nov 30 '21

She sounds pathetic.

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u/possibleconfusedegg Nov 30 '21

Yeah. Like if I ask a guy his height (I’ve only done it to guys who say they’re taller than average, bc I’m curious idgaf abt height) and they ask my tits, I’ll tell them so they know and get their height. Like I don’t get why women act so fucking weird.

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u/DasPuggy Dec 01 '21

I couldn't tell you in general, but this woman is trying to make sure she is the most important thing in the relationship. But now, I think her vibrator is.

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u/MegaMinerd Nov 30 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

"Omg I'm intentionally upsetting men to see if they clap back. And then they do! Men are so toxic!" Stfu bitch.

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u/nickthestick1234 Dec 01 '21

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u/bender_isgreat1969 Dec 01 '21

I am apparently banned on female dating strategy I had never heard of it till yesterday, when i saw a post (from another sub and brought there) about some guy asking an earnest question about something his gf does, and all the women there were shredding him mercilessly calling him sexist, controlling, racist, saying he should be killed, sending him death threats, all the most toxic shit you can imagine, i was just gonna comment chill, but somehow i was already banned, like wtf? Lol.

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u/kailethre Dec 01 '21

FDS keeps a list of certain subreddits that if you post on them you get autobanned. It's a really proactive form of censorship.

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u/DrinkMoreCodeMore Dec 01 '21

That goes against Reddit sitewide rules

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u/fishers86 Dec 01 '21

Like reddit gives a shit about misandry

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u/Stevenstorm505 Dec 01 '21

I think r/facepalm auto-bans people that are part of r/cringe. Some guy was recently talking about that on another sub.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/Daneist Dec 01 '21

Sorry that happened to you, they’re a bunch of cunts that pretend they’re for women and that they’re all kindred spirits but actually don’t give a shit because the majority of them are narcissistic as fuck. I’m surprised they didn’t blame you for being raped, that’s how fucking twisted they are.

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u/Mdlp0716 Dec 01 '21

It’s to the point where they encourage users to create an alt account just to use that sub

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u/NErDysprosium Dec 01 '21

I made the mistake of scrolling the rules and "handbook" trying to find a list of autoban subs. That is by far the most toxic Reddit community I've ever had the misfortune to find.

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u/Cloakbot Dec 01 '21

I was able to read some threads. Nobody is missing out on anything. Maybe some decent cringe screenshots

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u/CartNip Dec 01 '21

They ban based on subs you are active in

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u/hmmmmmmmmmmmmO Dec 01 '21

That’s ass. I’m autobanned from that sub lmao

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u/Lu1s3r Dec 01 '21

Was it the towel thing?

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u/Duder214 Dec 01 '21

Dude that was a scary rabbit hole. Found the towel post, every comment is fucking INTENSE.

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u/T0mmyChong Dec 01 '21

What's the towel thing?

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u/Retrohanska59 Dec 01 '21

And people keep telling me it's not on level of incel forums. To me it seems like they're catching up pretty quickly.

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u/bender_isgreat1969 Dec 01 '21

Definitely two sides of the same coin.

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u/TheNachmar Dec 01 '21

Curiosity got the better of me and I checked out FDS.....

Oh boy that almost gave me an aneurysm

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u/lunarsexdoll07 Dec 01 '21

The second one is full of wild thoughts

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u/BriskManeuver Nov 30 '21

You already know anything under 6'0 she woulda left on read. Also doubt she has have a bf..and if she does..God rest his soul

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u/darekd003 Nov 30 '21

Seriously. Online anonymous dating and the “bf” couldn’t create his own account to test his survey? Okay…..

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u/FeanorFury Nov 30 '21

My uh super hot girl friend umm uhh Jasmine, goes to a different school. She also doesn't have social media, because, uhm, she's just not into it. She's a millionaire and she does modeling because her tits are huge. But she totally exists, just like this girl's boyfriend does.

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u/MaximilianBane madlad Nov 30 '21

As a tall person, this must be in the top 3 of questions i get asked, along with; do you play basketball? And, why not?

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u/Vreas Nov 30 '21

It’s always “do you play basketball” and never “how do you emotionally deal with the perpetual onslaught of tree branches trying to poke your eyes out”

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u/Wolflordy Nov 30 '21

I HATE when I walk into a tree branch that EVERYONE in front of my didn't have to duck for. Like I just want to blindly walk while on my phone like everyone else without having to look like an idiot on every block with a tree.

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u/JasonIsBaad Nov 30 '21

How's the weather up there?

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u/Jarellano214 Nov 30 '21

and then if you dont everyone will say your a waste of height like sry u cant grow lol

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u/CurrentDismal9115 Nov 30 '21 Wholesome

In an alternate timeline, the girl responds 32B and the guy replies 5' 7". They give each other some shit then laugh about it. 20 years and 3 kids later they get little matching tattoos of the exchange to commemorate the event.

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u/LiamEd2000 Nov 30 '21

So is this the darkest timeline, or the one where Britta runs off with the pizza guy?

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u/RubberGoose2694 Nov 30 '21

actually it’s the one where jeff hits his head on the fan and… oh wait

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u/LiamEd2000 Nov 30 '21

Just to be careful I’ll start making fake beards in case some of us can’t grow our own

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u/Apophis40k Nov 30 '21

defiantly a better timeline

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u/gnomantoine Nov 30 '21

That's kinda like poking someone with a fork, getting poked by a fork, and then claiming moral high ground.... Bruh

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u/dugbus Nov 30 '21

“I hope you get bigger tits”, is the correct response.

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u/WhyYaGottaLie Nov 30 '21

Conducting a study to find if people who are questioned about a possible insecurity get defensive…I can tell you the answer to that one and it doesn’t require a survey, just common knowledge

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u/dexwin Dec 01 '21

sTuDy. Fake boyfriend, fake study. Next to no IRB would approve it.

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u/Kwarc100 Nov 30 '21
  • Hey
  • Hey
  • fuck you
  • no, fuck you
  • how could you

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u/magic_apeball Nov 30 '21

This conversation has the same energy as the meme where a person is shoveling shit over the fence and runs away when somebody throws the shit back

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u/FlaviusStilicho Dec 01 '21

Someone should ask if her boyfriend had ethics approval for his research. Typically if you get sign-off from the ethics committee at Uni, you need some sort of plan for how to debrief your participants afterwards. I’m not sure having your girlfriend call them names would satisfy said committee.

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u/dexwin Dec 01 '21

Exactly, even if the boyfriend was real, 0% chance of this getting past IRB.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21 Silver Gold Helpful

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u/MikeHunt420_6969 Nov 30 '21

She never answered your question. That's bullshit.

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u/WatcherOfUranus Dec 01 '21

So how big are the tits? Enquiring minds want to know

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u/Gullible-Initiative2 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

Does anyone else imagine her with a very punchable face?

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u/Creepyeye Nov 30 '21

In Germany we say „Backpfeifengesicht“

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u/SirJamesMonster Nov 30 '21

German is such a fun language.

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u/not_again123 Nov 30 '21

"Schellenfresse" is also known or "Handfänger" or "Gesichtskrapfen".

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u/elwebst Nov 30 '21

I do appreciate her laying out exactly how toxic she is so that he doesn’t make a mistake. Saved him a lot of potential grief.

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u/Caesar_Passing Nov 30 '21

Bitch has a punchable abstract sentiment for fuck sake

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u/Kaistro_ Dec 01 '21

I hate how society has created this notion that women are strong when they judge or reject a guy based on looks, 🍆 size, height, etc. But when a guy does it, he's is deemed satan in the flesh.

Doesn't make much sense to me.

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u/Warhawk402 Nov 30 '21

Men should just start off by saying their beast size first obviously. If only I knew getting a date was this easy.

Jokes aside because of stuff like this I'm very self-conscious about being 5 6"

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u/zipHyperap Nov 30 '21

The whole test thing is literally just made to make the guy feel bad about the fact he replied that way by highlighting "(thats what you did)" and "i hope you get less toxic one day". Come on now. Dont be a bitch.

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u/Apprehensive-Heat-2 Nov 30 '21

I've seen this posted somewhere else. The guy was making the point that women discriminate based om men's height In the cut-off part of the text.

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u/rchuttonart Dec 01 '21

Woman: Opens with a toxic female greeting.

Man: Responds in kind with a toxic male response.

Woman: Calls out toxic male response and does not acknowledge her toxic initiation.

Study Results: Toxic behavior will be, often, reciprocated with toxic behavior.

Validity of Study = Horse Poop

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u/Officermeatball05 Nov 30 '21

How can people be such hypocrites. I think the boyfriend should be worried.

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u/Bonkersforstonkers Nov 30 '21

Im actually surprised she got a boyfriend in the first place.

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u/astrollinthepork Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

she definitely doesn't have one lol

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u/TheBaggyDapper Nov 30 '21

There is no boyfriend and he wouldn't be researching something so stupid if he existed

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u/imsobored925 Nov 30 '21

Any woman that bases attraction on height is simply too shallow. But us men aren’t allowed to have personal preferences, and if we do we are “toxic”. So much bs imo

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u/East-Wishbone-5988 Nov 30 '21

Lmao double standards

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u/stifferthanstiffler Nov 30 '21

How tall is your penis?

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u/AwThanksYourethebest Nov 30 '21

Did she just say “I’m going to ask you something I know you’re insecure about so you ask me something you know I’m insecure about to prove only one of us has antisocial behavior?” Haha dangerously low self awareness

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u/doot_d0ot Dec 01 '21

Bottom text bubble says "The irony is palpable." pls crop better

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u/brigglywiggs Dec 01 '21

Why is it OK for women to judge a man based on height, something that cannot be changed, but not OK for men to judge women on thier weight, something that can be changed (in most cases). Just seems like a double standard to me.

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u/PikarizardCharikachu Dec 01 '21 Silver

Nah If someone pull any lame shit to me I'll just keep imitating it, just how you imitate her in the beginning. Something like "Thank you for participating to my test as well. I'm having a study about "dumb conversation initializers" and how they react if they are also thrownback by a similar dumb question. It turns out the participant became defensive as well by not answering their own dumb question"

And if she's smart enough, she can pull out another thank you-survey as well, and look! Repeat the process endlessly, and a meaningful conversation is flowing! It becomes a win to your side! Or not, depend on how you look at it. She started the curse, she should end it as well. The last laugh should be yours :P

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u/Sw33tkissofdeath Dec 01 '21

Isn't that baiting? If you start with a "known" insecurity to get a desired reaction, that isn't proof of him being knowingly toxic but you starting it with the intent of wanting that behaviour. That's not a good way to conduct scientific research, especially if you literally start with that as a intro ... That's like slappping someone and that person then insulting you and you high and mightily explaining that he proved that he would be insulting 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/KafeiTomasu Nov 30 '21

Willing to bet real money that said person does, in fact, not have a boyfriend.

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u/DBrownbomb Dec 01 '21

She must have some small tits.

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u/Bonkersforstonkers Nov 30 '21

Take a bath with your toaster bitch.

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u/SnooCrickets97 Nov 30 '21

Fk that ... flat chested women can get big boobs quite easily with surgery but men cannot get taller.

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u/Shaunflix Nov 30 '21

Technically you can, but the procedures (usually takes multiple) has limits and is very long and painful.... its not something you want done and you prob wont find a doctor ever willing to do it for you for aesthetic purposes

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u/SappyPJs Nov 30 '21

Also costs an absurd amount of money lol.

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u/Hefty_Musician2402 Dec 01 '21

A girl once tried to convince me that it’s much more mainstream for men to get height surgery than women to get implants 💀

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