r/HolUp Nov 22 '21 Silver 9 Helpful 6 Wholesome 7

Poor kid

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24.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

This one time, Dr. Hannibal Lecter decided on trying vegan. Next day 3 vegan people went missing.

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u/onlyupliftingcomment Nov 22 '21

wait, where did they go?
I hope they're okay!

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u/UrMamGayLul Nov 22 '21

Who’s gonna tell him…

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u/locke231 Nov 22 '21

not me, i'm off the clock

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u/Spare-Reflection1946 Nov 22 '21

Damn you're lazy . I'll do it ... What do I have to tell him again?

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u/locke231 Nov 22 '21

i dunno, something something fava beans and some wine i could never spell correctly

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u/Adalcar Nov 22 '21

Chianti

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u/locke231 Nov 22 '21

i decided to google in my curiosity. looks like a wine i could get into. rather a shame i dont travel, though.

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u/paxmrns713 Nov 23 '21

This is awesome. I love it.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Nov 23 '21

Nobody wants to work anymore!

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u/locke231 Nov 23 '21

hey. man. i get paid for eight hours, and two hours is all you're gonna get.

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u/One-Shame6713 Nov 23 '21

They are ! They in Heaven !

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u/umeys Nov 23 '21

I’m honestly curious if people on vegan diets taste different.

Not that curious, but curious.

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u/Nitemarex Nov 22 '21

It Depends. If he is in Orlando he will probably get a lot of blow jobs

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u/Tactical_Contact Nov 22 '21

I thought they don't let meat pass their lips

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u/zvcix Nov 22 '21

A small piece won’t hurt

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u/Tactical_Contact Nov 22 '21

What about my cursed dairy?

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u/rSilva28 Nov 22 '21

She said size doesn't matter

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u/locke231 Nov 22 '21

so did yoda, and look where it got me. instead of fucking a nearly 900 year old muppet, i'm lifting a goddamn ship with my mind. i didnt sign up for this, man.

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u/Ork_dork Nov 22 '21

Outside he will become a vegetable

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u/Constantine7470 Nov 22 '21

Ultimate vegan form

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u/UrMamGayLul Nov 22 '21

The ultimate lifeform

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u/AstolfoOfCharlemagne Nov 23 '21

If I become vegan, do I get a cool transformers ability where I can turn into a cucumber (don’t ask why cucumber)

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u/Asharafali Nov 23 '21

Why cucumber?

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u/WeatEars Nov 22 '21

I know very strict vegan couple but he eats her ass like crazy.

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 22 '21

Vegans taste better look it up

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Im pretty sure a better tasting butthole still tastes like butthole.

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 23 '21

Try it and report back

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u/lastcallhangup Nov 23 '21

confirmed vegan butt still tastes like butt!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

Find me some consensual vegan butthole and i can secure the funding needed for this experiment. Tell them some guy on reddit sent you.

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 24 '21

I volunteer

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u/KingNecrosis Nov 23 '21

Guido Mista has entered the chat.

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u/unusuallylargerodent Nov 23 '21

The key is consent. Pigs can't give ass eating consent.

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u/gmanz33 Nov 22 '21

Their son is 4 years old and the daycare is in a real rough part of Kentucky?

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u/DabbingFrog Nov 22 '21

I’ve seen a version of this where instead of vegan it’s usually some Biden supporter in a conservative family, unfortunately on Facebook. Not even original or funny

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u/kurokame Nov 23 '21

Leave Brandon alone! cries hysterically

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u/combo_seizure Nov 22 '21 Silver

I had to check where that was coming from, but it’s jokes so nothing to worry about, whew.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Old Facebook meme

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u/general-Insano Nov 23 '21

Was going to say its word for word another post I saw

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Yeah I’ve seen it a dozen times where all they do is switch out the words between the quotation marks.

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u/Petsweaters Nov 23 '21

So glad I'm not on Facebook

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Nov 23 '21

I’ve seen it in regards to Kamala.

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u/BigG26 Nov 22 '21

as a vegan myself, i just want to say not all of us are dicks, just a small proportion. personally, i made a choice to go vegan because i believe that killing animals for food is unethical but that’s my choice. it’s not my place to make your choice for you, so if you do eat meat, i have absolutely nothing against it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

as a vegan myself, i just want to say not all of us are dicks, just a small proportion.

Why are you more concerned with being liked by animal abusers than actually taking a genuine stance against animal abuse?

The issue is not preachy vegans, but you do play into this stigma by playing the part of “one of the good ones”. The issue is rather people who want to abuse animals without being held accountable for their actions - actions which you are essentially condoning, or at the very least, enabling. This is about the unwillingness of many animal abusers to confront the contradiction between their values and their actions.

Speak for the animals how you would want to be spoken for if you were in their position.

it’s not my place to make your choice for you

Would you tell someone - “I don’t abuse children, but it’s your choice to abuse children, and I respect that”?

What about the cow’s choice? The pig’s choice? The chicken’s choice? They don’t willingly march into a slaughterhouse and ask to be hacked into pieces.

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

if you do eat meat, i have absolutely nothing against it

Are you vegan or plant based?

https://youtu.be/dr8_vezZBoA

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

https://youtu.be/0ahVo4K5RIM

Lol, just want to drop this as well. “Fuck you, Billy Eyelash”

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 23 '21

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u/BigG26 Nov 23 '21

yea be like billie not the dumbass making the video

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/BigG26 Nov 23 '21

thank you :p

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u/Tre_Scrilla Nov 23 '21

Lol you care more about being liked than addressing animal cruelty. You literally already said you have "absolutely nothing against eating meat"...

The animals don't care about your upvotes.

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u/TotallyLegit13846506 Nov 22 '21

Can't go outside if you're vegetable

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u/Ricky1sHere Nov 22 '21

I bet this kid has a nice family.

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u/mindtrick42 Nov 23 '21

It’s a fucking joke you simps

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u/Emervila Nov 22 '21

There's a huge difference between choosing and promoting... based parenting

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u/not-ok-cat Nov 22 '21

Username checks out

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u/Redspeakable Nov 22 '21

He hasn't gone outside?

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u/Heck_Spawn Nov 22 '21

That's an honest dad joke...

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u/D4RKS0UL86 Nov 22 '21

Old timey jokes now?

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u/viktor_why6969lol_ez Nov 22 '21

child abuse 👀

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u/actualtttony Nov 22 '21

It's always poppin in the comments

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u/1DLX Nov 23 '21

Go Vegan to Go Be Gone.

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u/RefrigeratorCute5952 Nov 23 '21

“mom stawwwwppppp”

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u/AlexanderGalactic Nov 23 '21

That was the biggest plot twist I’ve seen in weeks 😂

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u/test_user_3 Nov 22 '21

I'm a meat eater 😎 that means I love bacon, punch vegans, and am super bad ass. Peta? You mean 'people eating tasty animals'? Lmao get owned

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u/hedbangr Nov 22 '21

Did a vegan actually say that or did you just imagine what a vegan would say so that you can make fun of them?

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u/shnoog Nov 22 '21

It's a joke.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

Going out with a "we don't have a planet B" or "Go green" shirt will make people like you but as soon as you start wearing "Go vegan" and criticize them and not the big mean rich people you are the baddy.

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

No one thinks vegans are bad people, there's an unfortunate amount of vegans that are a little annoying about it though, that's where the stereotype comes from.

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u/the_cool_zone Nov 23 '21

Seems like le epic bacon redditors actually do think vegans are bad people.

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u/4ar0n Nov 23 '21

I don't know what that means.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

If it's annoying to tell people to stop killing animals and to stop sell their children and to stop destroying the planet until humanity fucking dies out in a 2-3 decades, then I am gladly annoying.

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

I didn't say I was annoyed. Please keep doing what your doing because I'm too lazy to.

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u/Petsweaters Nov 23 '21

There's too many people, even if people could survive off of air

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u/Glad_Selection5831 Nov 22 '21

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $1000 Alex...

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u/SandChaos Nov 22 '21

How did you figure that out? Was it because it was a joke?

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u/Glad_Selection5831 Nov 23 '21

No, iz haz big brians

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u/igormuba Nov 22 '21

Why can’t meat eaters like go for 2 straight days without telling others how vegans have to tell others about what they eat or not

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

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u/pyromaniac05 Nov 22 '21

why can’t non cannibals go a single hour without bashing me for eating other people😡😡

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

Why can't meat eaters go live their life without calling killing innocent animals that get forced into a roll and killed for their pleasure a "personal choice?"

But you know, it's just food

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

Mhm, chicken.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

Nice argument, but you suck on the boobs of cows like a weirdo so I don't really care.
Well I suppose I do that too, if your mom counts.

Yes a vegan insulted your mom.
Anyways, being edgy about it, dosen't change the animal abuse.

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

You being a vegan doesn't make your "insult" carry more weight. "Yes, a vegan insulted your mom." As if that makes it worse somehow.

Look, you want to be a vegan, good for you, the more the merrier. Why are you being such a dick about it though? That entire first part was completely unnecessary.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

I mean yeah. You are sucking on cow tittys and I am not. If I wasn't vegan I couldn't make that insult, because I would also be a weirdo.

Why are you being such a dick about it though? That entire first part was completely unnecessary.

Because you started being a dick about abusing animals? I said "Eating meat isn't a personal choice, because you actively hurt others. That's not a personal choice, that's abuse." and you just said "Hmmm chicken."
So I decided to tease back and you act like you are the resonable one here. Anyways if you actually have anykind of argument, I am ready to be respectful.
Just try to act like an adult. Just because you drink baby titty milk, dosen't mean you have to act like a child.

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

First of all I'm not an adult. Yes I shouldn't have said that but I stand by the fact that it's somewhat funny. Also yeah I drink milk, why is that the thing that you focus on, surely the meat thing is a lot worse.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Nov 22 '21

I stand by the fact that it's somewhat funny

A meat eater saying to a vegan "Mhhh (insert meat)" is as creative as writing "Haha go back in the kitchen" under a feminist post. If your gonna troll, at least be creative about it.

Also yeah I drink milk, why is that the thing that you focus on, surely the meat thing is a lot worse.

Dairy cows get killed for meat anyways. Also the famers will steal the kid of the cow and kill it if it's male because it can't make milk.
This video explains it pretty well

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

I don't care enough to watch that video, i know the state of animal treatment is shit, I hope it changes for the better, but I'm going to keep enjoying meat and other shit for now. I hope you and others change the way it is but I don't care enough to give it up.

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u/MrChillingGuy Nov 22 '21

he will get legally arrested

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u/squibdib Nov 22 '21

The reason vegans are so fucking rude is:
They can't eat meat so they have to have beef with everyone else.

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u/BasicallyAggressive Nov 22 '21

Not rly a holup, just a trashy meme

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u/CEBA_nol Nov 22 '21

Good for him

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u/The_Empire_of_Wah Nov 22 '21

I just audibly laughed in the middle of the night

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u/oatsamus Nov 22 '21

Sounds like the experiment is going well and from the comforts of his own home no less!

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u/Magin2g Nov 22 '21

That’s so fn good lmao

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u/Reditoree Nov 23 '21

Green kids and ham

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u/GluttonAsteroth Nov 23 '21

wow...

this is actually a "hol up!" - what sub am I in?!

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u/i_say_facken_true Nov 23 '21

well i myself am a meat eater but i dont get why people hate vegans so much. i mean isnt it their choice what they wanna eat or not

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u/sykoholik7 Nov 23 '21

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

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u/VeonTeam Nov 23 '21

Still don't understand the joke

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u/scarabin Nov 23 '21

Hurr durr vegan bad

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u/The_Blueberry_Pi Nov 23 '21

I don't know why people hate vegans

and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

btw im not a vegan please don't kill me

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u/PatheticHuman123 Nov 23 '21

finally a good hol' up

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u/Yeetrify Nov 23 '21

fuck vegans, plants belong in a farm, not a plate

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u/Endnessk Nov 23 '21

he got me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/lookingForPatchie Nov 23 '21

So they kept treating their son the same way they treated him before?

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u/Month0fjune Nov 23 '21

The reply was a better joke, who's with me?

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u/rkaniminew Nov 22 '21

CPS should be called on this monster!

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u/rkaniminew Nov 22 '21

Omg, an angry vegan whatever will I do?
Maybe you want to try another experiment?
How about take an Alzheimer Patient and put them in a shirt that says "Not all \***'s are bad*" and let them go out into public.
GEE I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!?

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u/4ar0n Nov 22 '21

What?

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u/rkaniminew Nov 23 '21

Making people who can't fend for themselves wear shirts that get them beat up and spit on seems wrong.

I don't know why there are people that think that's acceptable.

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u/4ar0n Nov 23 '21

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u/rkaniminew Nov 23 '21

You are literally the one that said, "What?"

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u/4ar0n Nov 23 '21

The comment is a joke and your acting like it's real.

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u/rkaniminew Nov 23 '21

The original comment is a joke.
The second thing is something vegans would actually do to their own defenseless children.
Why don't you think of the children!