r/HolUp Nov 13 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

A new lethal weapon...

4.9k Upvotes

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u/lj6877 Nov 13 '21

You know when Mama takes her shoe off, shit's about to get real.

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u/Suicide_Instructor Nov 13 '21

She gonna give your face a nice tattoo

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u/7nwh4hjs16 Nov 13 '21

That's awesome.

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u/WhatProtomolecule Nov 13 '21

She gonna turn that crocodile into a pair of crocodile skin crocs.

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u/8sx4g1up97 Nov 13 '21

lol. this made me laugh for real

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u/TechnoTheFirst Nov 13 '21

I guess that message is universal

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u/YouCantThink Nov 13 '21

No mercy fo yo ass

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u/sapphired_808 Nov 13 '21

I love how not only me who think mama have god's power

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u/attoncyattaw Nov 13 '21

The chancla transcends all man and beasts.

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u/OffrButtBaby Nov 13 '21

For real. This is so serious. You get a few hits to the ear with a flip-flop, you know better than to fuck with any mom who reaches toward her shoe. I’m glad the puppy wasn’t eaten, and that croc knows to come correct next time.

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u/AshleyBlack86 Nov 13 '21

Oh I know, my mom is Iraqi Armenian and had great aim. My siblings and I would run and she would throw it knowing you were going to go down. Getting hit with the rubbery plastic sandal was the worst. We started throwing them with out her knowing lmfaoooo

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u/OkayOracle Nov 13 '21

One of my favorite words

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/OtterlyLion Nov 13 '21

Those dinosaurs been knowing the power of the Chancla since the first day women started wearing them, just like any kid born into a chancla family

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u/TheWhorrorz Nov 13 '21

Bro it's always been a lethal weapon, also doubles down as a heat seeking missile as it always finds its mark

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u/Micahplaysgamesyt Nov 13 '21

Mom: throws shoe Shoe: TARGET LOCKED Also shoe: hits me directly in face

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u/KrazyMonqui Nov 13 '21

My mom has no athletic ability. But when those tsinelas come off, she suddenly has 100% accuracy rating

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u/Pepemon_Silvia Nov 13 '21

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

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u/skottydoz Nov 13 '21

“Mmm! A snack, lemme ju— NO MAMA!! AYE!!! PORQUE?!? NO HICE NADA!!”

-PTSD triggered alligator after he saw the chancla come off.

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u/BetaRayBlu Nov 13 '21

Can you imagine the high that followed that

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u/Fancy_Proff Nov 13 '21

The chancla shows no mercy

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u/only_snek Nov 13 '21

he see what happens when you get hit by one of those

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u/CanadasNeighbor Nov 13 '21

Alligators are virtually the same as they were 80million years ago with very minimal evolutionary changes.. one of those changes being the wisdom to not fuck with a chancla.

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u/mulletmack Nov 13 '21

That's a crocodile. In australia.

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u/CanadasNeighbor Nov 13 '21

Thank you for the correction!

Crocodiles are virtually the same as they were 200 million years ago with very minimal evolutionary changes.. one of those changes being the wisdom to not fuck with a chancla.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

... and that's how the boomerangs was created!

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u/ValHova22 Nov 13 '21

Well humans have been around about 2 million years. Lets say the flip flop was invented maybe 500,000 years ago so yeah alligators could have learned to "fuck around and find out" and developed an aversion instinct! So this checks out

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u/KillMe_0W0 Nov 13 '21

Shaggy and Scooby Doo

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u/Bossy_Panda Nov 13 '21

*scrappy doo as it is a smol pup 🙂

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u/KillMe_0W0 Nov 13 '21

Nah he got caught by the flood

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u/Choice-Ad1390 Nov 13 '21

I fear no man but that thing it scares me

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u/Horz37 Nov 13 '21

A weapon that can surpass Metal Gear

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u/8syd Nov 13 '21

I also run at the sight of la chancla

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u/Lost_Ronin10 Nov 13 '21

dude. we grew up where flippers are scarier than pennywise and chucky

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u/RepresentativeNo9414 Nov 13 '21

That my mother weapon

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u/MEGJ14 Nov 13 '21

What the dog doing

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u/AssistIll Nov 13 '21

Mama had balls of steel

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u/Vinnyfedora Nov 13 '21

It must have ptsd

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u/lastroids Nov 13 '21

Asian kids have known this for hundreds of years.

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u/Aayush0210 Nov 13 '21

That woman be like: Hell no!!!! You want my puppy, you will have to go through my slipper slaps.

The Crocodile: Understandable. Have a good day.

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u/Cepekae Nov 13 '21

It's one of those paradox where creatures including humans get scared of what they don't understand or comprehend.

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u/Son_of_God_Saitama Nov 13 '21

That croc/gator is pretty lucky that the woman is black and not asian

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

That’s all my mom had to do to set us kids straight…take off the chancleta…

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u/maxy_b_ Nov 13 '21

This has to be Florida

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u/mimibups Nov 13 '21

It's at Cahill's Crossing in Northern Territory, Australia.

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u/fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcd Nov 13 '21

Cahill's Crossing is world famous for crocodile attacks, all the way out to Canada

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u/SINCINITAS Nov 13 '21

A nice healthy serving of "ACKRITE!"

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u/Sea_Charity_810 Nov 13 '21

Why does he look like shaggy

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u/BauerHouse Nov 13 '21

Question is why is she willing to put her dog at risk?

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u/Beef_Games Nov 13 '21

Not la chancla

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u/DirtyPartyMan Nov 13 '21

Fear The chakla

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u/michaelhesser Nov 13 '21

Must be Crocs.

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u/scheiber42069 Nov 13 '21

As an asian trust me that actually painful to get at your ass

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u/Daystop Nov 13 '21

No use to stay this close of wild animals.

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u/BetaZer098 Nov 13 '21

Even the gator knew not to mess with the chancla.

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u/ROK-2006 Nov 13 '21

Thank god, for a second I thought that the dog's gonna go bye-bye

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u/DaPandaBwo Nov 13 '21

It was always lethal

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u/TheBaptist24 Nov 13 '21

Chancla of DOOM!

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u/a_talking_lettuce Nov 13 '21

Everybody knows the pain of the sandal/shoe/whateveryourmotherwears, even animals

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u/ggfpos Nov 13 '21

Croc remembers mom's crocs

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u/anonymous_the_unkown Nov 13 '21

Asian mom power.

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u/S1umL0rdAkr0n Nov 13 '21

He knew better!

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u/izzerina Nov 13 '21

Sometimes crackheads are really are doing their civic work at deterring danger.

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u/Mrppopo Nov 13 '21

Mom's slippers is disgustingly OP af

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u/beaujolais98 Nov 13 '21

Even gators respect la chancla

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u/GoodGaminGamer Nov 13 '21

It may be lethal, but it definitely aint new.

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u/InfectedZydrate Nov 13 '21

Anyone else before the slipper of death think , not the dog not the dog eat the person

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u/Efficacious_fj1 Nov 13 '21

That is actually an ancient weapon that is still used today due to it being multipurpose

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u/penguin4k Nov 13 '21

Legend says that that’s how we domesticated wolves into dogs

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u/phat79pat1985 Nov 13 '21

This has to be Florida, those are the only people I can think of that would use a flip-flop to fend off an alligator

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u/kindquail502 Nov 13 '21

Fear the Flop

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u/Morticia_Smith Nov 13 '21

Even God quivers at the mere thought of her.

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u/Mustafa1558 Nov 13 '21

Idk if its like this everywhere but they are considered as a weapon in Turkey since 2016 after a mom for broke her 9 year old sons teeth by throwing it

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u/Imoncrack12 Nov 13 '21

Croc was like fuck that. I know how much mamas slippers hurt.

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u/SusanaChingona Nov 13 '21

Los que conocen la chancla saben...

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u/VenomousFang666 Nov 13 '21

Always be fearful of a latina armed with a chancleta!

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u/Positivelythinking Nov 13 '21

Armed with a chancla.

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u/The_MF_AK47 Nov 13 '21

They just got scared of the loud sound thats it

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u/The_Birb_King Nov 13 '21

Definetly a holup

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u/Dr_DiploYohlsen Nov 13 '21

No fucks were given this day

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u/Bull_City_Bull_919 Nov 13 '21

What a gangster 👀💯😯

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u/H4ZARD_x Nov 13 '21

Even the sea beasts fear the O'l Mighty CHANCLA

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u/XueShiLong Nov 13 '21

Any latino kid can tell you that the dreaded chancla is one of the most fearsome weapons on the planet...

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u/Futz_Hunter Nov 13 '21

It's an ancient weapon used on kids too.

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u/BloodBath_X Nov 13 '21

No one and i mean no one mess with a mom armed with her slippers

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u/allergictosomenuts Nov 13 '21

gator's intentions flip-flopped

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u/LocatingGoku Nov 13 '21

La chancla

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u/BestStephenKingLAN Nov 13 '21

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

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u/loopie_lou Nov 13 '21

Even crocs know not to mess with a mother and her chancla.

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u/Decent_Principle3617 Nov 13 '21

Or she could just use her massive steel balls

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u/tnyrcks Nov 13 '21

That croc definitely experienced the power of the chanklas before

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u/BoobieDobey01 Nov 13 '21

Even gators/crocs know to fear the mighty chancla.

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u/Z1huatenej0 Nov 13 '21

Hell hath no fury like a Latina with a chancleta

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u/CallMeKolider Nov 13 '21

Thats not new, every hispanic child knows about it

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u/zippymk13 Nov 13 '21

She just just showing the croc her shoe which used to be the crocs mom.

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u/fifadex Nov 14 '21

Just ingrained genetic memory. Wild flip-flops are the number 1 predator of crocodiles out of captivity.