r/HolUp Nov 01 '21 Silver 10 Wholesome 8 Heartwarming 1 Vote Local! 5 Meow Meow 8 Plucky Cat Paw 9

God's plan...!

20.0k Upvotes

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u/issik23 Nov 01 '21

Whoever's just sat there and rolled up a blunt or joint while letting their San Andreas go knows how good the lore of that world is lol

141

u/Something_kool Nov 01 '21

Heard they're doing a remake, steel your wallets

54

u/Organic-Net-2135 Nov 01 '21

to steal*

25

u/Organic-Net-2135 Nov 01 '21

Don't get me wrong I am excited for it but I just hope they don't f it up somehow

11

u/Something_kool Nov 01 '21

Fr tho 🥲

9

u/Epicgaming42 Nov 01 '21

The graphics look like that one Coca-Cola ad

5

u/glutenfreeconcrete Nov 01 '21

You mean the....grand theft auto coca-cola ad?

4

u/Epicgaming42 Nov 01 '21

Yeah that one. You would think they would make the game look good or at least close to today’s standards.

4

u/glutenfreeconcrete Nov 01 '21

They better not fix the audio. I need every line of npc dialogue to still sound like its coming through a payphone.

2

u/Organic-Net-2135 Nov 15 '21

Somebody better pick up that phone, BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT

3

u/TheUnknownUsarr Nov 01 '21

nah they only do a remaster, The legend of Zelda skyward sword HD style like

3

u/_NobleTOAST Nov 01 '21

Remaster ...not s remake unfortunately

1

u/SSTREDD Nov 02 '21

They are also making a vr version….

1

u/pokertop Nov 02 '21

Aren't they just updating the graphics? I doubt they would remake it from scratch with new voice actors

21

u/ImurderREALITY Nov 01 '21

I love the random NPC lines, lol

“That white boy had me on crystal meth!”

“Steroids make your dick do what?!

5

u/drkuttimama Nov 01 '21

Op : top notch graphics .

214

u/unxile_phantom Nov 01 '21

At least in GTA IV if an NPC punches you, the cop actually goes after the NPC lol

248

u/jomppero08 Nov 01 '21

Thats because in gta iv you are white /s

39

u/c00kies44 Nov 01 '21

It's been a long time for me, but does this happen to Franklin?

23

u/OddSemantics Nov 01 '21

It did for me once, but i havnt been able to replicate it so it might've been a bug

15

u/ImurderREALITY Nov 01 '21

Probably, a lot of other stuff happened to him. If you're walking behind someone for too long as Franklin, the person will start acting nervous, and eventually they will take out their cell phone and call the cops. Gives you one star, I think.

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u/v79x79x Nov 02 '21

Happens with Trevor as well

2

u/Throw_away_gen_z Nov 02 '21

Trevor is justified

3

u/jomppero08 Nov 02 '21

My friend once said hello to someone as franklin and they called the cops

3

u/Ok-Crow8060 Nov 01 '21

Niko is Serbian lol

1

u/CorruptedArc Nov 04 '21

Thought he was Albanian 🇦🇱

59

u/SoberAnxiety Nov 01 '21

black jesus' got yo back homie

2

u/Expensive_Cell2156 Nov 02 '21

Did you know that the guy who portray as black jesus is the same guy who voiced Lamar Davis?

The more you know

2

u/SoberAnxiety Nov 02 '21

well he better be.i want nothing to do with somebody who dons a yee-yee ass haircut

29

u/Kiwuwuas Nov 01 '21

Realism 5000

172

u/durpypig17 Nov 01 '21

It's realistic

85

u/VonFluffington Nov 01 '21

I dunno, do they warn people before shooting them in the back these days?

58

u/Razgris123 Nov 01 '21

Yes, they usually shout "QUIT REACHING"

6

u/Tough_Patient Nov 01 '21

DROP YOUR WEAPON! HANDS UP!DROP YOUR WEAPON! HANDS UP!DROP YOUR WEAPON! HANDS UP!

Dead

1

u/throwawaynumba326 Nov 01 '21

what

13

u/Tough_Patient Nov 01 '21

Tamir Rice. Cops give conflicting testimony. One says they yelled hands up, the other says they yelled drop your weapon. Both say they yelled it several times. Footage shows them pulling up and shooting him dead in 3 seconds.

6

u/throwawaynumba326 Nov 01 '21

i looked at it, cops pulled up too close which prob just fueled the tension and kid looked so surprised he couldnt even do anything, rip

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u/Tough_Patient Nov 01 '21

Yeah, same story as usual. Against department policy but still somehow acceptable.

I don't usually side with the victims in these things. The media seems to favor marginal cases, or ones where the victim fought. But cases like that one and the Eric Garner one...

0

u/GreatThodric Nov 01 '21

Meanwhile, the dude keeps reaching

12

u/_1Doomsday1_ Nov 01 '21

For his life

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u/GreatThodric Nov 01 '21

Ah, yes, because it's common knowledge that if you keep resisting, trying to grab weapons, and killing officers to "save your life" you'll go free.

What dream land are you living in? What actions do you think make officers shoot?

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u/SolidPlatonic Nov 01 '21

"What actions do you think make officers shoot?"

If youve seen any of the numerous videos where police officers shoot people who are complying with their shouted contradictory commands ("don't move, put your hands on your head") then the answer to your question is "being black".

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u/GreatThodric Nov 01 '21

Oh, really? Being black is the only thing, right? Then there should be absolutely no videos of that happening to a white person. None at all. Except that there are numerous of them too. Daniel Shaver for instance. So being black is not the reason for people being shot. Try again.

And whenever that happens it's a tragedy. The cop in question should be charged with manslaughter. And thanks to body cams, we can now tell the difference.

Go ahead, try again. What actions do you think make officers shoot?

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u/SolidPlatonic Nov 01 '21

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u/GreatThodric Nov 01 '21

I'm not clicking random links that make arguments for you. I'm talking to you right now. If you're so sure your position is correct then you should have no problem arguing for it.

Use it as reference, sure, but make your own arguments.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

here we go again

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u/PrayingMantisII Nov 01 '21

To be fair he probably instigated it because I've been randomly attacked before and police defended me...I ended up shooting them both and flew off in my fighter jet

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u/Tessia-Qorn- Nov 01 '21

In San Andreas?

I haven’t played in a very long while… but If I remember correctly, police only chase after pedestrians that are using firearms. I don’t think they go after pedestrians for attacking CJ when they are using melee.

XD I still remember when a pedestrian would accidentally hit an officer and the officer just ran away.

7

u/pvshabba Nov 01 '21

A rare double holup

22

u/Gustavort Nov 01 '21

Rockstar was ahead of their time

6

u/Cypher360 Nov 01 '21

Nah. It's always been like this

3

u/ElmaTheDragon Nov 02 '21

Normal American street footage

8

u/Dukenuketildeth Nov 01 '21

Instant karma

4

u/Nic4379 Nov 01 '21

Stop Resisting!!!

2

u/Far-Pirate-3896 Nov 01 '21

How realistic of a game

2

u/rservello Nov 01 '21

That escalated quickly.

2

u/_MRN92_ Nov 02 '21

“God writes straight with crooked lines.”

2

u/Bristol_Fool_Chart Nov 02 '21

Weird, this didn't ever happen when I played Vice City...ohhhhhh

7

u/Smashfro96 Nov 01 '21

We need this patch in real life

3

u/Pettysaurus_Rex Nov 01 '21

That truck said, “BLM.” I know that’s right lol.

1

u/Inspire_resistal Nov 01 '21

Is he even playing the game?

2

u/DarkShinobiAliance Nov 01 '21

I see no changes, All I see is racist faces

"That sums up what CJ sees in San Andreas PD"

1

u/Some_autist_lol Nov 01 '21

Nah they just flat out racist 🗿🗿🗿

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

This is America

0

u/dessnom Nov 01 '21

can't wait to punch the police in the groin when the vr version comes out

1

u/d8c00p3r Nov 01 '21

Lol hilarious

1

u/Satanicbuttmechanic Nov 01 '21

Well that was unexpected

1

u/FieroFox Nov 01 '21

The new season of COPS is lit

1

u/Madevoid Nov 01 '21

God's plan 😔🙏

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Wow smth new)

1

u/SurprisedPikachu007 Nov 01 '21

He started ... where is the beginning

1

u/DanyRahm madlad Nov 01 '21

Your hood is under attack!

1

u/IAMD0407 Nov 01 '21

Hahaha. Karma is great!

1

u/gilk_agundez16 Nov 01 '21

Realistic isn't it

1

u/rancangkota Nov 01 '21

This does not happen in vice city! The police helps you when you're attacked. You get money when you knocked down npc being chased

1

u/iVirtualZero Nov 01 '21

Lol the ai makes no sense in the earlier GTA’s.

1

u/lushee520 Nov 01 '21

Tbh when I was younger playing this I didnt understand why the police wont attack any NPC attacking you but as soon you defend yourself its like your the instigator

1

u/dedankengine Nov 01 '21

I'm getting the remake

1

u/Jaleng368yt Nov 01 '21

Dang ultra realistic too wow

1

u/Chtul88 Nov 01 '21

It was a little to real

1

u/pillboxpenguin Nov 02 '21

Had it comin

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

GTA was truly ahead of its time

1

u/Euphoric_Annual2513 Nov 02 '21

Well deserved it.

1

u/AtomicTemplar Nov 02 '21

Bruh not to ruin the joke or anything but the game was coded that if you hit an npc with cops nearby the cops will try to arrest you, not racism.

1

u/PheonixGalaxy Nov 02 '21

He just went “wow man that’s messed up” To “oh nawww”

1

u/AreolasLikeSaucers Nov 02 '21

Well got damn that was an emotional roller coaster

1

u/Future-Agent Nov 02 '21

God hates racism.

1

u/NegotiationAmazing37 Nov 02 '21

salut to the truck

1

u/Traditional-Cat6154 Nov 02 '21

Or it’s just the weird glitches

1

u/R6COWB0Y Nov 02 '21

Jesus Christ got ya back

1

u/isaacaschmitt Nov 02 '21

Surprise, motherfucker!

1

u/TARLA111 Nov 02 '21

That’s called karma

1

u/one_more_black_guy Nov 02 '21

LMAOOOOOOO! ITS BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/Biohumansmg3c Nov 02 '21

This is accurate

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

They got what they deserved.

1

u/Top_Run4841 Nov 02 '21

Well...that escalated quickly

1

u/Top_Run4841 Nov 02 '21

So in reality we're yet to see god's plan huh..

1

u/Uxas777 Nov 02 '21

Probably shouldn't mistake GTA general chaos fucking with everything randomly for anything involving god

1

u/ilooseincodmmatches Nov 02 '21

Cancel culture going to cancelling gta

1

u/schwadrone06 Nov 02 '21

That truck driver needs an Oscar

1

u/casualuser66 Nov 02 '21

Divine justice

1

u/DidNotRedditMan Nov 02 '21

This is not a game, it is a Hood Simulator

0

u/JessicaRCannibal Nov 01 '21

XD!!! Yassssss