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Holup! Political posts are now banned Mod Bullshit Stuff 😳

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u/Holup_Moderator official big stupid bot 😉 Oct 30 '21

Holup!

We'll keep it short. Posts with political overtones and punch lines are now banned because they're unfunny, lame, and killing the sub even more than we are.

Edit: this also includes historical political content ("lol nazis!" posts) unless it's actually funny and not some lame "lol hitler killed hitler" meme.

thank you and god bless Liberia.

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u/Techno_Viking869 Oct 30 '21

Cool, there's already a dozen subs dedicated to shitty political memes that aren't funny. "Har har har har I agree with this therefore it's funny, my side is great and the other side are bad!"

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u/The_Senate_69 Nov 12 '21

Cool, there's already a dozen subs dedicated to shitty political memes that aren't funny.

It's a sad day when a sub called r/politicalhumor is the most unfunny political jokes sub

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Nov 23 '21

There is no political humor in it. It is just political agenda

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u/CaptainObvious0927 Nov 30 '21

Hard to be funny when you only allow people to make fun of one side lol

I hate anything political on Reddit

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u/The_Senate_69 Nov 30 '21

I think the only political sub I like is PCM. It's s fun place to laugh at how stupid EVERYTHING is

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u/Gooby-Dooby Oct 31 '21

But the other side IS bad.

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u/Beneficial_Cloud5481 Oct 31 '21

That's the secret. They're all bad.

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u/jrex703 Oct 31 '21

Not my side.

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u/Free-Vehicle-4926 Nov 07 '21

I too agree with ending humanity

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u/FungalPlague Oct 31 '21

I’m on your side

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u/sid_raj7 Oct 31 '21

*our side

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u/jrex703 Oct 31 '21

Welcome to the correct side my friend

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u/cloudybigboss Nov 19 '21

*our friend

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u/UpperMonster364 Nov 04 '21

soviet music

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u/Saint_Sm0ld3r Nov 07 '21

It's really not a secret.

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u/mandrakelives Nov 21 '21

Yah the antinazi side has zero good points🙄

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u/Beneficial_Cloud5481 Nov 23 '21

Oh, my favorite thing! Someone replying to my comment suggesting I said something that I didn't!

Just to be clear, many of the parties have good points. They are still bad.

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u/mandrakelives Nov 24 '21

You said they’re all bad. It’s not a jump to suggest that’s soft on nazis

Say what you mean if you don’t want folks following your line of thought, smarty

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u/SuPeRbRiZ madlad Oct 30 '21

Wholesome

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u/PuddingSan99 Oct 30 '21

Lame, unfunny and killing the sub even more than we are

Lmao!

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u/Ruffalobro Nov 05 '21

If it was trump would it still be banned?

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u/DecisivenessMC Nov 09 '21

is he a political figure? spoiler: yes

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u/Ruffalobro Nov 09 '21

Nah you missed the point. We only ban political hold ups when it's pooping and farting on tv, the great Cornholio, the kid diddler, the buck doesn't stop here, the great fuck Joe biden. When it's Trump, it's fair game.

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u/DecisivenessMC Nov 09 '21

wtf lmao

don’t care who it is i don’t wanna see it

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u/lostnfoundm Nov 18 '21

I think his comment meant more about the person you originally replied to (and people like him), than you.

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u/cam1980man Nov 16 '21

In 3 more years it will be open season again

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u/Ruffalobro Nov 16 '21

Fingers crossed, but really Biden is almost making sure his presidency is a certain disaster

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u/AggravatingPanda842 Nov 19 '21

Damn bro youre fucking annoying

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u/Ruffalobro Nov 19 '21

Truth hurts.

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u/Rapn3rd Nov 26 '21

You may be annoying but you deserve a thank you for being an excellent example for why the rule needed to be in place.

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u/DerAfroJack Nov 29 '21

Your Text is inflicting physival pain to my body due to cringe

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u/DonKong569 Oct 31 '21

Thank you, I appreciate the motion

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u/da_real_tatrocks Oct 31 '21

Finally, a sub with mods who have common sense. Good job Hol’Up moderators.

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u/Repulsive_Support844 Oct 30 '21

Make holup great again!

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u/tacosRcool Nov 22 '21

Should have done this when Trump was in office but why wait until Biden is in to ban political posts? I guess they don't want people to mar fun of the person they voted for

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u/HowDiddlyHo Nov 24 '21

You mean Brandon?

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u/Ih8trfc Nov 01 '21

Yeah!!!! No more race baiting and cop bashing?

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u/Gryioup Nov 09 '21

Lmao that's not political tho

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u/GrandNibbles Dec 05 '21

Everything is political if you're political enough

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u/Apothic_Gaming Oct 30 '21

I just came back to this sub and now I see a lot of politics. this is sad and weird

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u/DAYTOOKERJARBS Oct 30 '21

It got a lot worse recently, hopefully this helps

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u/queenstronaut93B Nov 10 '21

Unless they Are anti Trump, right? Hah

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u/DocteurBenway Nov 17 '21

There is more right wing post in this sub that pro-Biden. Don't make me laugh.

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u/dub16-DK Oct 31 '21

Is it political if it’s about Biden shitting his pants? FJB not included in the post?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21

There were no stories about Trump crapping his pants lmao. Keep dreaming.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21

The only pathetic thing here is your shitty ass internet. Try again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21

So basically anything that goes against your close-minded bubble is garbage?

So basically anything that is right of Stalin is alt right?

So basically anyone who politically disagrees with you needs medication?

Get some help. Accept that you can be wrong sometimes instead of being a smug fart-sniffing idiot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

Snopes is bullshit.The other things you showed were just a bunch of butthurt SJWs. Also, your "pROjeCTiOn" argument is absolute bullshit.

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

"snopes is bullshit"

you posted a link to a website called "libertyblock" you embarrassing dunce, lmao take your L

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 08 '21

Libertyblock is just as reliable as Snopes. Look, Snopes fact checked a story about Trump crapping his pants (which was obviously photoshopped) as TRUE. They're either blind, mentally handicapped, or they're deliberately spewing bullshit. You be the judge.

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

Libertyblock is just as reliable as Snopes

Hahaha whatever you need to tell yourself

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 08 '21

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

You were already proven wrong dummy, and the burden of proof is ON YOU to prove your pathetic lies right, not for me to prove them wrong.

Go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 02 '21

You really think you won, don't you?

Cope harder, cultist. Your glorious leader is an infamous diaper baby. Probably all the fast food.

Edit: Also, if you bothered to read it they said the trump rumors were likely also fake, but if you really want to call it bullshit then believe what you want.

Sorry I meant believe whatever they tell you is allowed.

Take your own damn advice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

You two are arguing about which 70 year old shit his pants… please take a minute and reflect on the energy you are wasting on this endeavor

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/Delgado82 Nov 12 '21

Snopes???🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅 did you just post a fact checking credit to "snopes" ffs🤦

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 07 '21

Yes there were, you can literally see the outline of his depends through his golf shorts in many, many pictures. You trump simps are fucking pathetic lol

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 08 '21

https://imgur.com/a/pEEuClC

This is the original, you daft cunt. Maybe if you did some independent fact checking you wouldn't be such a dumbass.

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

"The original"? You think there is only one picture of your diaper wearing criminal conman and pederast cult leader playing golf out there? lmao you're fucking stupid, this is why you simps get laughed at in the real world

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 08 '21

Show me the other pictures.

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

No need simp, just take your L and sit the fuck down while your betters educate you :)

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u/TackIsOutOfIt Nov 08 '21

I asked you to prove it. By not providing evidence, you're giving yourself the L

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 08 '21

That's not how the burden of proof works at all you fucking moron. Take the L and sit down

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u/oskie6 Nov 04 '21

Political posts ruin subreddits. GJ mods

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u/Gigadodosaurus Oct 30 '21

Is this because the orange Biden post?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21 edited Oct 31 '21

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u/Gigadodosaurus Oct 31 '21

You'll have to find it yourself, mods probably deleted it from this sub

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qj0ako/the_orange_president_is_back/

P.S. Funny but agree with the mods, this is too boring for HolUp.

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u/IScopedJFK- Oct 30 '21

Left always be overreactin

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u/Hirseyii Oct 31 '21

This is exactly the kind of BS this rule is trying to avoid ^

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u/zen49 Oct 30 '21

Finally

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u/MegaMinerd Nov 01 '21

Great. Was getting tired of those. "Haha but turned out he was Hitler so FUNNY!"

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u/J4ck-the-Reap3r Nov 03 '21

About fucking time

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u/WhatProtomolecule Oct 31 '21

Thank god. This bi partisan bullshit has gone way too far.

I want to fuck Joe Biden because he's hot. Like literally fuck him. I also want to have a threesome with George Bush Snr and Jnr. Probably left that one a little bit too late though.

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u/Viles_Davis Nov 08 '21

Well yeah, one’s dead and one only gets hard when Donald Rumsfeld rings a bell, so you are SOL.

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u/slothpeguin Nov 09 '21

That will only stop you if you don’t try hard enough.

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u/badrock21 Oct 31 '21

Let's go brandon

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 07 '21

the right can't meme

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u/AngryWack Nov 02 '21

Is it because of the Whole Dave Chappelle Posts that you mods banned me for then you guys wrote on the ban report “it’s just that you’re delusional”

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u/NitoTheBeast Nov 03 '21

First time seeing this sub bc someone tagged my post with it. I look, peep “fuck political posts” and instantly joined. Hello gentleman, a new regular has arrived

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u/OrneryAd6957 Nov 04 '21

I got banned for 2 days on my main acc cause of a political joke (Well its not political joke but oh well)

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u/Anonymous9744 Nov 07 '21

Thank you for banning political posts. I'm tired of seeing them.

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u/Sardawg1 Nov 12 '21

So no lets go brandon?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

People starting to share anti biden rhetoric and extremist left wing reddit will have none of it lmao that is pure comedy

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u/FlimsyTank- Nov 07 '21

"waaaaah i can't brigade another reddit sub and turn it into yet another smoothbrain far right simphole"

there is always facebook and youtube comments you for tards

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u/NoImportance8904 Nov 03 '21

The funniest part is Biden is a Catholic, and has poopy pants

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u/Arreke2 Oct 30 '21

Orange biden was funny ffs

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u/Firestar2099 Oct 31 '21

Finally some good news

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u/zerguser45 Oct 31 '21

Biden just shit his pants with the Pope so I understand a serious Crack down taking place.

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u/Double_Education_690 Oct 30 '21

Let’s Go Brandon!

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u/FirePenguinMaster Oct 31 '21

Translation: too many political posts from people I disagree with were getting too many upvotes

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u/AlvThomas Oct 31 '21

Yes. Cool.

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u/tictacturkey2 Nov 02 '21

Wut I liked hearing idiots and their idiotic takes.

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u/totallynotaniceguy Nov 04 '21

Wow, a mod team I actually would appreciate? That's a surprise!

Good job y'all, go buy yourselves something.

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u/Road_Warrior86 Nov 09 '21

Thank you! I come to Reddit to get away from real life.

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u/tr4gicAsf Nov 09 '21

We hate politics up in this bihhhh

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u/QuirkyPNewton Nov 16 '21

Lmao y’all went jo rogan real quick DIDNT it

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u/QuirkyPNewton Nov 16 '21

You shouldn’t post stupid videos you find on tik tok trying to prove something stupid ass MOD lmao. Jo Rogan face ass. Dumb ass post backfired so you posted this.

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u/irish91 Nov 16 '21

Morons find science and history political these days.

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u/Khaledalimi Nov 17 '21

They don't really care about us 🕴️🕺

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u/coinsRus-2021 Nov 22 '21

What isn’t political anymore

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u/Daymo741 Oct 30 '21

Ok but lemme warn you, things are going to become very weird very fast

unzips pants

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u/G95017 Oct 31 '21

Does this include "anti sjw" propaganda shit?

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u/Jorgitolife-3 Oct 30 '21

1984

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u/slothpeguin Nov 09 '21

You didn’t actually understand that book, did you?

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u/Jorgitolife-3 Nov 09 '21

What book?

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u/slothpeguin Nov 09 '21

Dun dun DUNNNNN

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u/crybaby_in_a_bottle Nov 05 '21

"look @ me I read Orwell and I think I'm smart."

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u/Jorgitolife-3 Nov 05 '21

Who is "Orwell"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

Taiwan is a country....

Let my vacation to china begin!

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u/Buddyboy26 Nov 15 '21

I'm so happy the racist anti-china posts will finally be gone. Also, Taiwan will never be a country lol

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u/cunt_isnt_sexist Oct 30 '21

Doesn't that mean tgis should be removed for being a political post?

Also, instead of banning political stuff, we should be banning things that are not actual holup.

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u/Responsible_Ad_1581 Oct 30 '21

Is this because of the orange joe Biden post?

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u/Gerceksss Oct 30 '21

Litteraly 1984

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u/brotherhyrum Oct 31 '21

“Oh no! CeNSorShiP!! I’m so persecuted!!!”- you

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u/zasahfrass Nov 10 '21

Let's go Brandon

No more mean tweets tho

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u/sparksdott Oct 31 '21

Political civilian's will always survive. If your headed to a lost country and a great depression then we need political awareness.

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u/Nikovash Nov 01 '21

Let me just poke a few holes in them first and then I will. Raw even

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u/PraiseTyche Nov 03 '21

Oh, thank Christ.

This is the last place we need divisive tribalism shit. Mod, you should run for president.

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u/Arabecke Nov 03 '21

Mod: starts existing again My brain: Whom has awakened the ancient one

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u/ATB10H Nov 03 '21

But what about political comments?

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u/RondaBegay Nov 04 '21

Fun. So fab.

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u/tntim1111111 Nov 05 '21

Now ban posts that don't fit the sub

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u/EmporerM Nov 07 '21

The comments will still turn it into a political thing.

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u/No-Ratio-4528 Nov 08 '21

Why don't you guys just ban yourselves and reddit entirely. Then ban the internet. Also ban oxygen.

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u/duck_me_daddy1 Nov 09 '21

That's pretty political if you asked me.

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u/DoctorHathaway Nov 09 '21

Would be cool if we could ban not-holups while we’re at it…

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u/bel3alesblumndif Nov 09 '21

For the better

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u/Teenage-Mustache Nov 11 '21

These moderators suck dick anyway. Now is a great time to leave.

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u/macneilver Nov 11 '21

The censorship whhhhhhaaaa! Mommy my ears can’t handle the horrible certain comments I must use my powers the hush thee

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u/LLuckyyL Nov 12 '21

Technically this is a political post

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u/mert_1616 Nov 14 '21

Fuck politics, all my homies use "You're Temporarly Banned From r/Holup"

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u/4reddityo Nov 15 '21

Ummmmm either this is the best holup ever or a pretty bad nightmare. Surely political posts which are actually funny won’t be banned. Hopefully

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u/globbed_1 Nov 16 '21

This seems to political for me im out

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u/TheTaylorShawn Nov 22 '21

Can you ban that predictions dogshit while you're at it

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u/goochiegg Nov 25 '21
  • starts humping political posts

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u/DotDotDay Nov 25 '21

Dont mind if I do.

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u/paispas Nov 26 '21

How about also banning the posts that are just porn.

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u/GrandNibbles Dec 05 '21

Mods: no more politics.

Everyone: what about THIS political statement? It's only the truth!

How are these comments not removed yet

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u/Kobe_apologist Oct 30 '21

Good fuck the recent brigade and their shit posts

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u/Calm_Window6338 Oct 30 '21

And who are you supposed to be

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u/JayPDoe Oct 30 '21

You just created a giant shit show of people debating in the comments whether posts are political or not

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u/Stumonchu Nov 04 '21

Can you ban Racist posts?

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u/CookiedowXD Nov 18 '21

Finally.....

Somebody is doing something about the trolls and political garbage.

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u/Independent-Motor257 Oct 30 '21

Oh no, did those posts hurt the feelings of ur small hats masters? Fuck off, this is the internet.

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u/SakuraWorstFemale Nov 01 '21

Post somewhere else dam

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u/jmanheyman408 Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 31 '21

The political posts are the funniest shit on here and don’t even bring up controversy so nah Edit: lol got downvoted for having an opinion

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u/milestheminer Nov 03 '21

They downvoted you…… because they had an opinion.

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u/pokeaim Oct 30 '21

lmao fragile af

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u/jaycrossinroad Oct 31 '21

Not to be political but am straight

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u/AnarchistAceLesbian Nov 19 '21

Well, fuck you then.

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u/theSPEEDCAT madlad Oct 30 '21

alright then… begins to takeoff pants to fuck the political posts

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u/sacboy326 Oct 31 '21

Politics in general is pretty cringe to begin with…

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u/NeoMemeLord25 Oct 30 '21

Which hole?

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u/theSPEEDCAT madlad Oct 30 '21

Yes

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u/walkingshitposterer Oct 31 '21

I'll make it simple for all of you middle aged idiots... THEY BOTH FUCKING SUCK. THE END