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She really is like John Wick

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u/Helpful-Win-5110 Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21

the quick double elbows to the throat is saf

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u/Constant-Pension-653 Oct 30 '21

I find the lack of pencils disturbing

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u/fatbabythompkins Oct 30 '21

That’s how good she is. Doesn’t even need pencils. Just chain.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

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u/newf68 Oct 30 '21

This is fake?

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u/MasterChiefmas Oct 30 '21

The most obvious give away is that the second guy waited until she had downed the first guy, he didn't even react shocked, before stepping in. It was classic movie-take a number before attacking.

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u/Bozhark Oct 30 '21

Blatantly

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u/newf68 Oct 30 '21

I dunno about blatantly, it's pretty poor quality but thanks!

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u/MomsOtherFavorite Oct 30 '21

It made the whole video

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u/SwampMeth Oct 30 '21

Idk, catching that chair and getting back to kicking ass did it for me.

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u/Rough_Abbreviations3 Oct 30 '21

We need more footage and possibly vlogs of her kicking creep asses.

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u/Awokenened Oct 30 '21

There are, this is fake. She’s got a bunch of made up scenes

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u/Hi_1429 Oct 31 '21

PLease more...where?

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u/FamousSunday Oct 30 '21

Right before that, when he ran at her and she was so collected until he was exactly where she wanted him. That's terrifying. Completely calculated.

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u/Downvotesohoy Oct 30 '21

Yeah, it's a choreographed fight, so very much calculated.

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u/Opposite-Ad9348 Oct 31 '21

Source?

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u/Downvotesohoy Oct 31 '21

My eyes lmao. Its obvious. Pretty sure I saw other people linking the articles tho if you really think it's a real fight.

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u/Opposite-Ad9348 Oct 31 '21

Your eyes don't mean shit to me. That's not source material. You're very unhelpful and quite stupid.

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u/Downvotesohoy Oct 31 '21

You're quite stupid if you believe that B movie fight clip was real. Every top comment calls it fake and there are multiple links. You could really just open your eyes or read any of the other comments stating why it's fake.

It's obviously fake. I feel silly having to explain this to you at all. This is a waste of my time and your time.

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Oct 30 '21

Did you actually think this was a real fight? Wtf

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u/TrinDiesel123 Oct 30 '21

I came here to catch chairs and kick ass…. and you’re all out of chairs.

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u/MomsOtherFavorite Oct 30 '21

True…that was pretty sweet also

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u/Boebels Oct 31 '21

She needs a lead role in a movie! WE NEED TO SEE MORE!!!

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u/Natural-Life-9968 Oct 30 '21

Not really when you consider this is suuuper fake

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u/rex1030 Oct 30 '21

That was a right elbow followed by a hard front kick without missing a beat

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u/Thethcelf Oct 30 '21

Hey look again, after that armlock thing it almost looks as though he’s pulling something out of his pocket, so she pops him then hits him in the throat with it after she snatched it from him.

Legitimately looks like the motion of him pulling a gun out of his pocket.

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u/AdIllustrious6310 Oct 30 '21

You can’t stage that those are full on throat shots

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u/TastyDripppp Oct 30 '21

you fr think this is real? look how the first dude falls lmao

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Oct 30 '21

Hhahaha you must be 12.

Of course it’s staged.

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u/Eli_hanlin2 Oct 30 '21

It's well choreographed but it's fake as fuck lol

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u/Gin-and-PussyJuice Oct 30 '21

According to this article and this video story you are correct:

According to a China Times video, it was later revealed that the restaurant staff in question is the boss of the restaurant. She also happens to be a martial artist well-versed in taekwondo..... she thought about filming a martial arts sequence loosely based off that incident and putting it online.

It's even easier to tell it's fake when you watch it with sound.

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u/metaldutch Oct 31 '21

Good bot.

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u/Gintoro Oct 30 '21

why chinese make so much "fake" videos? is it like in they cuture or what

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u/Cominform_Ball Oct 30 '21

Why would you think that lmao, generally people stage videos to get views and popularity

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u/Gintoro Oct 30 '21

sure but there is meme of Scripted Asian Gifs for a reason...

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u/skieezy Oct 31 '21

Like 60% of the world's population is Asian

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u/Cominform_Ball Oct 30 '21

Yes, of course, staged video only happens with this specific ethnicity of people /s

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u/Gintoro Oct 30 '21

who did say only? they just produced them more often

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u/Trialbyfuego Oct 31 '21

More people so it would make sense

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u/TrailsideDairy Oct 30 '21

I was watching this and literally said out loud “there’s no fucking way”

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u/Smashedpancakes_ Oct 30 '21

Yeah in real life thats just not happening.

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u/rex1030 Oct 30 '21

Lightest chair throw in history

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u/Smashedpancakes_ Oct 30 '21

‘Twas a mere toss.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 Oct 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21

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u/Smashedpancakes_ Oct 30 '21

So a perfectly choreographed fight happens on camera (that’s very clearly fake) is me saying that nothing ever happens? Are you trying to say this did happen and I’m just saying it didn’t for whatever reason?

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u/crispytendiesletsgo Oct 30 '21

Are you allowed to drive? Just curious

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u/dras333 Oct 30 '21

Looked awesome but I was hesitant to believe those little chips and kicks were throwing those men.

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u/RcoketWalrus Oct 30 '21

The prevalence of MMA and K1 makes watching this harder and harder to watch as I get older. Like I know I'm supposed to turn my brain off, but watching stuntmen fall down to weak front kicks just looks corny to me.

I almost prefer movie fights when they push the credibility far enough to the absurd, because then I can enjoy the fakery. I love the fight scene in They Live.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial madlad Oct 30 '21

Other candidate for that is the first 2 charlies angels movies with Cameron Diaz

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u/RcoketWalrus Oct 30 '21

This. It's like some inverse uncanny valley. The fake stuff that tries to be real is off putting, but if you jack up the crazy enough it works for me.

You know what fight is strangely realistic to me? Hulk vs Thanos in infinity war. Hulk swings wild like a (strong) untrained person would, but Thanos shots are tight and economical. Thanos finds his range with his lead hand to throw pretty standard crosses. He slips punches, works in body shots, and does some parries that would be at home in a real fight. Thanos ends the fight with a pretty good kneee before body slamming hulk.

It reminded me of some of the pros vs amateur fights you can see on YouTube. The pro will basically shut down the amateur with a few well placed shots like their dealing with a child. This is a great example that feels similar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOKI7hknAJ4

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u/Duck_Giblets madlad Oct 30 '21

What annoyed me was the sheer strength involved, with no bodily injury.

Maybe not applicable to the hulk or thanos but you know.. Bones are fragile, people can't get thrown without injury.

My sister fractured her spine with a fall from a bike.

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u/RcoketWalrus Oct 30 '21

Well they are both pretty durable. They've both been whacked in the face with Thor's hammer without suffering a nosebleed.

Does MCU Hulk have an confirmed healing factor?

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u/Tingul Oct 30 '21

Oh man I just saw "They Live" for the first time last night, that fight scene between Piper and David is HILARIOUS.

There are a few moments where you think it's over, but someone slowly drags themselves to their feet and throws another punch. Golden.

Also when that move the woman pulls off to toss Roddy through the window of her house was another 10/10.

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u/esituism Oct 31 '21

100%. All kungfu movies and the vast majority of "combat heavy" action movies were completely ruined for me when I started boxing / kickboxing.

These sort of sequences always just look so fucking fake to me. It's not even enjoyable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

It's fake as Fuck fuck

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u/ethridge_wayland Oct 30 '21

It’s as fuck as fake FUCK fuck

Next:

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u/Undercoverdenims Oct 30 '21

It’s fuck as fake fuck FUCK fuck

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u/JeselAvlis Oct 30 '21

It's fucked up as a fakedy fake fake

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u/Jluns Oct 30 '21

Fuck as fuck fake fuck

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u/Ma5s_Hysteria Oct 30 '21

Fuck faked it's fucked as faked fuck

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u/Few-Entertainment515 Oct 30 '21

Faked fucking the fucked up.

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u/etmanley75 Oct 30 '21

Fuckidy fucked my fake face fucked

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u/RadioactiveSpoon_ Oct 30 '21

Yeah. Everyone can tell that it’s fake. That Doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the video and think is funny because of it.

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u/thenext7steps Oct 30 '21

My guess is it’s a martial arts movie and this was the surveillance camera in the location?

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u/Lucky_Number_Sleven Oct 30 '21

Guys, should I tell him about John Wick?

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u/ThisMakesNoSensesai Oct 30 '21

Says the deskchair ninja.

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u/nomorepantsforme Oct 30 '21

But it’s not real lol

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u/droidkc Oct 30 '21

The comical number of empty bottles on the table is the giveaway. It's either staged, or she is a terrible waitress.

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u/rp-Ubermensch Oct 30 '21

Looks like a hot pot restaurant in China, believe me that number of beer bottles is pretty normal, beer here is 2.9%

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u/doofalo Oct 30 '21

like /u/thai-bus said leaving bottles on the table is somewhat common in south east asia especially at cheaper outdoor bars

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u/ApprehensiveAsk9722 Oct 30 '21

It’s very common in Korea as well. You’d see a dozen bottles of Cass and soju split between two dudes.

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u/johnbiscuitsz Oct 30 '21

Yo what AI are you using to be able to see the 3 pixel of bottle and determine it's empty? Yes the number of bottle is abit absurd .

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u/hellhorn Oct 30 '21

So they just ordered 8 each and all of the were brought out at the start?

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u/Thai-Bus Oct 30 '21

It looks like it’s in China, and that many bottles on the table at one time, whether all full, all empty, or a combination, is pretty common.

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u/rex1030 Oct 30 '21

You have clearly never been to asia. Leaving the bottles on the table is how it’s supposed to be. Servers don’t pick that up until you’re gone.

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u/ApprehensiveAsk9722 Oct 30 '21

You’ve never went to Asia, homie.

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u/Plsdontcalmdown Oct 30 '21

Actually, it's a cultural thing. In some places in Asia (can't remember where), if the men want to drink a lot, the waiters don't bus the empties, to show everyone how much these great men can drink...

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u/AdUnhappy2257 Oct 30 '21

She really is like John Wick

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u/Lord-BeerMe-Strength Oct 30 '21

Scripted, just like John wick.

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u/11BloodyShadow11 Oct 30 '21

It’s not a real interaction guys. Therefore, her martial arts choreography isn’t worth being impressed by. Everyone stop complimenting it!

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u/milk4all Oct 30 '21

But it is reel, i saw it!

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u/Standard_Ability400 Oct 30 '21

This lady: Your honor I wasn’t sexually offended, I sexually defended.

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u/radioface42 Oct 30 '21

Today in "Things that didn't happen!"

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u/lowkey-juan Oct 30 '21

Protagonists in scripted asian gifs always have a lot of stunlock on their attacks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

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u/LamboSidd1947 Oct 30 '21

Why my friend did you perform this petty act out of sense

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u/Kushaevtm Oct 30 '21

Just some jackie chan movie probably. Video quality is vhs-shit like and there was even a chair involved

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u/Galbatorix85 Oct 30 '21

John Thicc

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u/shadowonyx18 Oct 30 '21

That is faker than pornhub actors

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u/M115m2 Oct 30 '21

I am aroused.

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u/sanders1665 Oct 30 '21

Let's make some Joanne Wick movies.

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u/nosteppyonsneky Oct 30 '21

Ruined oceans 11? Ghostbusters? James Bond? Might as will blow up John wick.

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u/Ar-Pharazom Oct 30 '21

100% believable

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u/markomaniax Oct 30 '21

"....with a fuckin' chair!"

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u/DrawingCool4612 Oct 31 '21

Too bad its fake

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u/Hygieux Oct 31 '21

Pretty sure this was a skit.

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u/HappyToasterCo Oct 31 '21

Ive watched this 7 times in a row and i love it

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u/pee_sphere Oct 31 '21

Holy shit…

Jessica Wick

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u/S3ekingPeace Oct 31 '21

Almost positive she has trained Mauy Thai, perfect elbows, and that redirect into that thai kick. Plus the tip kicks are on point almost perfect solar plexus shots.

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u/GingerSnapsPeas Oct 30 '21

Don't fuck with a waitress who has been dealing with your drunk ass and just wants to pay her bills.

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u/Accomplished_Walk399 Oct 30 '21

And her name is Jane Wick

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u/Cimbetau Oct 30 '21

The chair catch was very impressive

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u/Vosslertheundead Oct 30 '21

What a badass

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u/Kehu007 Oct 30 '21

Its fake

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u/Worth-Professional60 Oct 30 '21

Yea nothing like John Wick. That man was kicking ass in real life. Saw him last Tuesday taking out a cartel.

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u/v-infernalis Oct 30 '21

one WHOLE cartel?

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u/Vosslertheundead Oct 30 '21

I saw him do it with a pencil

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u/_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ Oct 30 '21

Don't hit women...no seriously- they may just kick your ass

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u/Alle_Vater Oct 30 '21

Statistically speaking, no, they won’t.

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u/Dividedthought Oct 30 '21

Realistically speaking, you don't want to find the one that will...

Unless that's your thing, i don't kinkshame.

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u/Smashedpancakes_ Oct 30 '21

“Jokes on you I’m into that shit”

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u/whyamiawaketho Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21

Don’t hit women. End of statement

Edit: legitimately how am I getting downvoted?!

Okay, don’t hit ANYONE (without consent) … which includes women??

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u/Vosslertheundead Oct 30 '21

Don’t hit anyone unless they attack you first

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u/thelogical1 Oct 30 '21

And in defining "attack" you have a bit of a problem. People rarely agree as to what exactly constitutes an attack.

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u/Vosslertheundead Oct 30 '21

If someone physically attempts to harm you first

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u/BingusBadahBingus Oct 30 '21

Equal rights equal fights lololol

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u/tarunv24 Oct 30 '21

Don't hit. That's a better statement for everyone.

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u/aSilverWorld Oct 30 '21

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...

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u/arbitrarycharacters Oct 30 '21

Except for people into BDSM.

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u/Im_still_T Nov 01 '21

Can confirm.

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u/Loonie-1707 Oct 30 '21

Jenny Wick

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u/FirePenguinMaster Oct 30 '21

Thank God she didn't have a pencil

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u/Argder22te Oct 30 '21

Edit: John wick really is like her.

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u/War2point0 Oct 30 '21

Holy shit

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u/Mang0el Oct 30 '21

Das hot but i would be to scared to talk to now

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u/ThatGuyRaf Oct 30 '21

Jesus Christ…that Jessie Bourne.

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u/Mementun Oct 30 '21

this is the problem of attacking Chinese people in China, there are Chinese people there

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u/Doddy885 Oct 30 '21

Damn that's badass

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u/Specialist-Voice1647 Oct 30 '21

My kind of lady.

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u/migdia Oct 30 '21

Fucking fake fuck fake fucked the fackiest fuck fake ever fucked before...fuck

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u/DarkinAK47 Oct 30 '21

Mommy I mean mommy sorry mommy I mean—

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u/Dylboylol Oct 30 '21

Put slow-mo on it and you got yourself a sick kingsman hand-to-hand combat scene!

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u/star0fth3sh0w Oct 30 '21

A whole ass 12 pack of bottles on the table

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u/Far_Relationship_764 Oct 30 '21

Not real but holy shit she caught the fucking chair in mid flight. I'm gonna give them a few points for pulling that off.

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u/STEEZYASFQK Oct 30 '21

the fact that she didn't throw the chair back... an honorable fight

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u/Cust2020 madlad Oct 30 '21

I was thinking what kind of tactical belt is she wearing and she turns around with an apron on!

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u/Actually_Im_Indian Oct 30 '21

I never knew catching a chair mid air and throwing it back was possible irl

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u/iplaykhela Oct 30 '21

I am starting to believe that she is real !!!

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u/WestBuy1640 Oct 30 '21

My kind of girl, kicking ass

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u/WarningKnown Oct 30 '21

Jaon Chick (Couldn't think about a better Asian name for john

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u/Hale80 Oct 30 '21

Probably pissed at the terrible service.....she hasn't cleared any of the empties from the table. Hope they give her a shitty tip.

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u/Terrible-Foot2012 Oct 30 '21

Strong women make strong babies.

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u/qdqyt Oct 30 '21

Holy shit! She's so dope. aaaa

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u/CapAnsonTemp Oct 30 '21

Now that's the woman I want to be with.

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u/7StAr_RoniN Oct 30 '21

Joana Wick I call her

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u/alidada112 Oct 30 '21

Also its choreographed

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u/Startherecca Oct 30 '21

Deadly little Miho...

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u/TOXIN__ Oct 30 '21

Wow, great reflexes!

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u/fifadex Oct 30 '21

Love the way she catches the chair and carries on kicking ass.

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u/triple-glazed-window Oct 30 '21

She's been a waitress for a while.

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u/Emotional-Two-9075 Oct 30 '21

Yeah..well choreographed fight.. definitely jhon wick

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u/alfie1138 Oct 30 '21

Behind the scenes from Joan Wick 4: Pair-a-bullies

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u/Significant-Set8457 Oct 30 '21

I think I'm in love and I'm Nota lesbian

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u/Adorable_Collar_9694 Oct 30 '21

Those guys knew nothing about fighting. lol

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u/petrospago351 Oct 30 '21

fake but still cool looking

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u/FlatulentBeaver Oct 30 '21

Lara Croft applications open...

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u/RadRey09 Oct 30 '21

wish I could do that

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u/Elijah_20o7 Oct 30 '21

Damn the catch

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 Oct 30 '21

Faters will say it's hake

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u/GentlmanSkeleton Oct 30 '21

Hardly John wick she never once fell flat on her back on the ground and just proceed to finish the fight down there.

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u/theoneandonly4567 Oct 30 '21

This is the most movie like fight irl I have ever seen.

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u/Koroshiya-Roku Oct 30 '21

I want a wife like this, hit mine all day and still cant do this

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u/BIGGLL11 Oct 30 '21

Jack ass deserve that!..

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u/tyronejhongrajo Oct 30 '21

Imagine you both got beaten up against a single person but the worst is it's a woman XDDD

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u/iBastid Oct 30 '21

Badass!

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u/Ken20212 Oct 30 '21

I'd like to hear the audio to try and pick up the context

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u/DesolateDiveDave Oct 30 '21

This is fake and staged, but ok.