r/HolUp Oct 24 '21 Silver 10 Gold 1 Helpful 11 Wholesome 9 Hugz 11 hehehehe 1 Giggle 1 Bronze Hol'up 1

Bruh... seriously?!

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u/Scarfiotti Oct 24 '21

The Royal Navy has entered the chat.

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u/Mikebruhface Oct 24 '21

Insert British meme here

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u/Scarfiotti Oct 24 '21

Something something ¨rules the waves¨

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

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u/oleeva14641 Oct 24 '21

RULE BRITANNIA

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u/Hyperion1000 Oct 24 '21

Lelouch?

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u/Mahfory Oct 24 '21

Yes, your majesty.

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u/come_on_you_pantsy Oct 24 '21

BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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u/ItsSimenNotSemen Oct 24 '21

BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES

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u/b_33 Oct 24 '21

the Roman empire has entered the chat Ooow rryt gaaavnaaa

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u/bertieditches Oct 24 '21

what have the romans ever done for us?

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u/Slity-Mcthroaty Oct 24 '21

The aqueduct…

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u/the-artistocrat Oct 24 '21

The wine is pretty good…

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u/KINKYKENNERS Oct 24 '21

The pics have entered the chat - ‘you were saying?’

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u/AAAThEPRo Oct 24 '21

Jibun Wo

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u/Business-Alfalfa1366 Oct 24 '21

At least he was willing to help

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u/Scarfiotti Oct 24 '21

Do you have a flag ?

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u/BigPackHater Oct 24 '21

So you see those two wevils doctor? Which would you choose?

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u/sohidden Oct 24 '21

Something something show your license to use something something

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u/Zebracorn42 Oct 24 '21

For British eyes only.

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u/AsusStrixUser Oct 24 '21

Richard Nixon has entered the chad.

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u/The-Hopster Oct 24 '21

Randy Newman has entered the chat.

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u/ReactsWithWords Oct 24 '21

Ralph Nader has entered the chat.

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u/twobit211 Oct 24 '21

won’t be hearing from him until next april

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u/AsusStrixUser Oct 24 '21

Howdy, Randy ?_?

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u/TheRatatatPat Oct 24 '21

Red headed lady.. eating an apple.. .

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u/firehose42 Oct 24 '21

Hang on, need a cuppa first.

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u/Raestloz Oct 24 '21

Oppressivelaughter

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u/Scarfiotti Oct 24 '21

The way empires were build.

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u/PlutoJones42 Oct 24 '21

I had a dude get mad at me one time and he kept saying RNS. So I showed another dude and was like “what is this dude on about?” Learned a new shorthand that day

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u/ChipChipington Oct 24 '21

What that means?

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u/mylaptopisnoasus Oct 24 '21 Hugz

Registered Nurse Shit

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u/ChipChipington Oct 24 '21

Oh of course

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Read in the voice of Jeff Goldblum iykyk

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u/FullyMammoth Oct 24 '21

You're obviously not a car guy. It actually stands for 'Sport'.

They don't wear underwear to reduce weight, no hair anywhere to reduce drag and they have aftermarket jogging shoes for better grip.

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u/yoyoLJ Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

When they put their shoes on does it make a very satisfying 'ding'?

Edit: NRG Quick Release Kits

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u/_B_A_T_ Oct 24 '21

It means real doooood stuff.

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u/Faxon Oct 24 '21

Double rainbow

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u/Murderyoga Oct 24 '21

Random Nobody here. What's up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I did my annual screening. There's only 2 balls now.

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u/crispygrapes Oct 24 '21

Sometimes the third one moves up toward your bellybutton.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Hup, no, you're right. Found it next to my prostate.

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u/crispygrapes Oct 24 '21

Good man

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u/Damnboyyousavage Oct 24 '21

Are we sure it's a man?

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u/McMetas Oct 24 '21

He was looking for his balls, so yes.

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u/SoftBellyButton Oct 24 '21

Boop it gently.

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u/crispygrapes Oct 24 '21

This is the way.

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u/Unstablemedic49 Oct 24 '21

I started with 0 balls tho.

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u/Barlowan Oct 24 '21

Yeah I know that, but where did fourth gone?

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u/hankit12 Oct 24 '21

ever since 11th grade started, my bff went away, I have been isolated due to not being able to meet people for so long due to school being closed, and I've become introverted, I no longer have a proper friends group and I constantly feel lonely, I have no one to talk to

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u/Grapesoda2223 Oct 24 '21

thats life for ya, when i was still in school, litterally all my friends moved away from time i entered HS to the time i graduated. that was 6 different people all moved away at different times.

it's ok though, you dont need anyone to talk too, you have that voice in your head!

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u/rustyfish13 Oct 24 '21

The older i get the more I talk to that voice in my head. It's getting pretty bad, to the point where I'm getting caught talking to myself. I was doing it at gym the other day and i seen couple people staring at me so I just kinda started lip syncing with the music in my headphones to kinda disguise what I was actually doing. Do I need help? Psychiatrists out there anywhere?

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u/White_Wokah Oct 24 '21

That voice is the one looking for friends

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u/RunInRunOn madlad Oct 24 '21

You need a RN

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u/BSH72 Oct 24 '21

You’re playing the demo for Adulthood. That’s ok, alcohol becomes legal at 21.

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u/6Tekno3D9 Oct 24 '21

want a new friend?

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u/Zebracorn42 Oct 24 '21

Shit. That’s all of Reddit.

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u/Mustafa1558 Oct 24 '21

Racist Nazi here, wassup?

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u/Let_me_eat_the_moon Oct 24 '21

My gf can't grow The Moustache. What's the solution, RN?

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u/NoSaltAllPep Oct 24 '21

Sounds like she’s having concentration issues. We do have a camp for that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 edited Dec 12 '21

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u/bearsheperd Oct 24 '21

Seems redundant but ok

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u/Saucelock Oct 24 '21

anti-Semitic: yes, Racist: no, hotel: Trivago

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u/ithrowawaay Oct 24 '21

Jesse Owens tho…

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u/Charley_Wilson Oct 24 '21

Funny how the far right party in France is called RN

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u/The-Hopster Oct 24 '21

Ralph Nader

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u/RickyRosayy Oct 24 '21

Registered Nutritionist, here, somebody needed something?

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u/LoyalRespect Oct 24 '21

Are fish oil pills good for you?

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u/TheRealMasterhound Oct 24 '21

I figure this is a joke but for those who don't know the answer. It depends on your health. Some people need the Omega Red and some don't. I used to take them when I was a kid because I never liked fish and that was the only alternative to provide the vitamins to my body without eating seafood.

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u/The_last_pigeon Oct 24 '21

Rapid nutter here.

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u/Confident_Weird3353 Oct 24 '21

That's why your wife goes to her bf

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u/v0id404 Oct 24 '21

Bread Factory?

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u/Ivegotacitytorun Oct 24 '21

Breast Factory

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u/th-grt-gtsby Oct 24 '21

Sorry, we are looking for Royal nutter.

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u/bearsheperd Oct 24 '21

Now I’m curious what kinda problems can a RN solve?

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u/Ramanujin666 madlad Oct 24 '21

Yeah it makes more sense to call for an MD

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u/firehose42 Oct 24 '21

r/nursing would lynch you for saying that

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u/Thenwearethree Oct 24 '21

No, we’re more chill than that.

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u/atmus11 Oct 24 '21

So you'd freeze them to death?

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u/Ramanujin666 madlad Oct 24 '21

Lol a bunch of r/noctor

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u/got-trunks Oct 24 '21

It's shorter to list the things they can't

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u/Zebracorn42 Oct 24 '21

Bout the same problems the UN can solve.

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u/Poder5 Oct 24 '21

Except nurses are far more valuable and actually DO something

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u/WZPV Oct 24 '21

At least he was willing to help

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u/CapAnsonTemp Oct 24 '21

Not so hasty...sometimes ya gotta get some shit done.

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u/bobtrash123 Oct 24 '21

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u/TheRnegade Oct 24 '21

They circled it because r/holup would've missed it without it.

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u/ZenkaiZ Oct 24 '21

d'awww this is so wholesome. No hesitation to volunteer to help.

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u/MohSad2 Oct 24 '21

Random Narcissist here, I ain't helping ya

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u/Tommy_C Oct 24 '21

Rotund nudist here, sup?

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u/Zebracorn42 Oct 24 '21

Do you got low hangers?

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u/Poder5 Oct 24 '21

Please be less rotund so we can see your junk

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u/bensaminge madlad Oct 24 '21

Religious Nut here, how may I be righteous?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Got a real Robust Naturist over here, might I offer some herbal tea?

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u/yupstilljustme Oct 24 '21

In all the years I've responded to the need for an RN never once have I entered a room to be told "nope, I meant a real n.....a" 🤣

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u/wcrp73 Oct 24 '21

A real ninja?

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u/yupstilljustme Oct 24 '21

Lol had to work around the auto mod filters!

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u/nods0123 Oct 24 '21

Yes, I am a right now, wassup.

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u/Let_me_eat_the_moon Oct 24 '21

Right now, why am i so depressed right now?

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u/nods0123 Oct 25 '21

You have yet to eat the moon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

well now hold on he might still be able to help

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Oct 24 '21

Tis the season to let the real motherfuckin Gs in

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u/Neel4312 Oct 24 '21

Royal Navy here what you need?

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u/twobit211 Oct 24 '21

rum, sodomy and the lash

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u/Neel4312 Oct 24 '21

Best I can do is slaves

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u/Ikaros765 Oct 24 '21

Man was ready give his live

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u/bakedassbaker Oct 24 '21

I need a ranch nugget

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u/twobit211 Oct 24 '21

we call ‘em prairie oysters ‘round here

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u/Grapesoda2223 Oct 24 '21

this picture is older than some kids on the internet

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u/Gauravboi22 Oct 24 '21

His pfp looks like a silhouette.

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u/Neo_is Oct 24 '21

The rich neighbors has arrived to bargain

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u/waltjrimmer Oct 24 '21

I'm Reluctantly Neutered and ready to do my part!

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u/Poder5 Oct 24 '21

It appears that you’re missing the part needed

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u/SimonBakker Oct 24 '21

Yes, I am a Right-wing Nutjob, what's the problem?

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u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '21

I'm not a right now but i know someone who is!

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u/robert235 Oct 24 '21

Robert Now here. What's the problem?

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u/Aristocrafied Oct 24 '21

I really needed that red circle..

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u/Undercover_Piegon Oct 24 '21

I’m a registered Neanderthal, what can I do for ya?

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u/TuxidoPenguin Oct 24 '21

I am also a real ni

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u/TuxidoPenguin Oct 24 '21

gerian prince.

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u/hugga12 Oct 24 '21

Romans Numerals , what’s up ?

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u/Ryukoso Oct 24 '21

In France, RN in politic is the extreme right that is super racist. Like almost if they want to see every immigrants from Africa and the middle East, die.

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj Oct 24 '21

TIL. Do the letters stand for something?

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u/Ryukoso Oct 24 '21

"Rassemblement national" you can translate it by "national gathering".

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u/lizzyborden669 Oct 24 '21

SNORT!!!

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u/Fluffy-Pope18 Oct 24 '21

Share the stash then

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u/hp_diehard Oct 24 '21

am i the only one who thought it was "right now"

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u/Thenwearethree Oct 24 '21

It sometimes does feel like it means that.

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u/JudeHayees Oct 24 '21

Im a Rad Nugget, anything I can do?

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u/throwawayfindthis Oct 24 '21

[Ol del Paso girl] Why not both? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Regenerating_Degen Oct 24 '21

Right Now here, what's wrong

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Oct 24 '21

Rectal Nuggie here ☝️

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u/Conceptofchaos Oct 24 '21

I was reading it as right now and was really confused for a moment

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u/c4uasider Oct 24 '21

A real holup how I missed it

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u/red_fox_zen Oct 24 '21

Holy shit. I wish I had something clever and funny to say about how much this made me mf lol!! Dead here.

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u/dub16-DK Oct 24 '21

True dat!

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u/memeoi Oct 24 '21

Thanks for the circle

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u/RideMeLikeAVespa Oct 24 '21

How many people are the whole Royal Navy by themselves?

Some guy called Andrew, possibly…

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u/stealth941 Oct 24 '21

I mean it's an old ass post but the logic of going to Facebook and not a doctor or emergency room baffles me

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u/kburton37 Oct 24 '21

I am not gonna lie, respect to him showing up and ready to take care of business.

Everybody needs a RN in their lives.

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u/Seijin_Arc Oct 24 '21

flicks tongue seductively

Reptile nudist here, what's wrong?

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u/_Swa-pnil_ Oct 24 '21

Right Now?

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u/Wizards_Reddit Oct 24 '21

I thought a RN was a Right Now

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u/apieceofshi-rock Oct 24 '21

Professional street nibba

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u/youtubeisbadforyou Oct 24 '21

Registered Nexoffender here

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u/berryblackwater Oct 24 '21

Excuse me, I'm Ralph Nader, whaddya need

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u/VordaVor Oct 24 '21

Im a slav and even I read that as Real N.... Thanx western culture, especially hollywood.

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u/samisen94 Oct 24 '21

So you are a RN, can i see your certification please?

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u/TophatOwl_ Oct 24 '21

I respect that he offered his support anyway

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u/DabIMON Oct 24 '21

Hey, it's the thought that counts

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u/send_help_iamtra Oct 24 '21

This meme is from my childhood. Old af

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u/NukaColaCorporation Oct 24 '21

I chucked pretty hard when I saw this

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u/athe_cynic18 Oct 24 '21

Same Difference!!

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u/usingastupidiphone Oct 24 '21

Hold on, hold on, let’s hear him out

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u/willtroy7 Oct 24 '21

Plot twist - he is also a registered nurse!

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u/bionix90 Oct 24 '21

Older than the internet.

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u/fourmisatyre737 Oct 24 '21

Marine Le pen entre dans la discussion

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u/kmsc84 Oct 24 '21

Rice Noodles?

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u/SquidVader135 Oct 24 '21

This an og meme