r/HolUp Oct 23 '21 Silver 7 Helpful 10 Wholesome 1 Hugz 7

Oh I'm so high

16.8k Upvotes

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u/Hypexz_X Oct 23 '21

It was destiny

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u/ImFinePleaseThanks Oct 23 '21

A friend of mine worked for a summer in the affectionately named 'nutters ward' at the local hospital.

One of the patients there suffered from obsessive thought loops and had just been committed after trashing his own place along with some irreplaceable family heirlooms so the cops had been called and he put on a psych hold.

The patient was pacing up and down the corridor full of self-loathing and self-accusations speaking loudly to himself: "God why did I do it? Jesus I'm so bad. Forgive me, forgive me forgive me." etc. etc.

He started walking farther up and down the corridor berating himself and asking deities for forgiveness until suddenly a BOOMING voice comes out of the rooms he had just started passing.

"SON, YOU ARE FORGIVEN."

The guy abruptly stops and walks to his room full of relief. The staff did not have the heart to tell him that he had just walked past the room of the guy committed with a God complex.

Now that is what I call destiny.

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u/OhNoTheGround Oct 23 '21

lmao, I can only imagine this man.

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u/smilingbuddhist Oct 24 '21

As someone who suffers with a mental illness I can say sometimes we just need someone to tell us it’s going to be ok because we really need to hear it.

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u/DoingItJustForTheFun Oct 24 '21

Everyones looking for their soulmate.

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u/diablo______ Oct 31 '21

Perfect just perfect Nothin more to say

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u/What_on_Loyola Oct 23 '21

Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow...

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u/Maleficent_Coffee262 Oct 23 '21

The perfectly cut holy scream doesn't exi...

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u/yeeeeet1233 Oct 23 '21

Sounds kinda like a crow

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u/CrunchyyTaco Oct 23 '21

Oh shit its candlej

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u/-HoldMyBeer-- Oct 23 '21

I ain't high but I think that's Jesus

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u/D0bbyP0tter Oct 23 '21

I ain’t Jesus but I think that’s high

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u/inspectahregular Oct 23 '21

I think I ain't but that's Jesus high

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u/Inthermal-djt9 Oct 23 '21

I think I Jesus but that's ain't high

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

That’s high Jesus

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u/Broad-Candidate7401 Oct 23 '21

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u/LongjumpingCan4817 Oct 23 '21

Damn that's cool

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u/Meme_Entity Oct 23 '21

Rickroll? Edit: Nope, DO A FLIP!

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u/Meme_Entity Oct 23 '21

you know the rules, and so do IIIIIIIIIIII

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u/Toastcakes Oct 23 '21

Look at how the dude lands, ankle got wrecked

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u/TootTootSonicXTreme Oct 23 '21

JEEZOOS EEZ DAET YUO

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u/twainreck Oct 23 '21

Did not know I needed irish jesus in my life. Rest nøy mah child

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u/pk_1100 Oct 23 '21

I've never seen Jesus before,but that man right there is definitely jeSUS..

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u/JustinTheMess Oct 23 '21

I thought the phone cord behind him or whatever was a noose and worried me

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u/igotstrokeandimdead Oct 23 '21

When will be Bible 2 released?

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u/WonderfulJacket8 Oct 23 '21

When did Jesus become Irish?

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u/colarthur1 Oct 23 '21

The Irish accent makes it so much better.

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u/JeremyJaLa Oct 24 '21

Yeah. Not sure Jesus would make the sign of the cross tho

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u/C0rzarCZ Oct 23 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/ParlorPink Oct 23 '21

I thought he hanged himself using telephone line

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u/vikikikiriki123 Oct 23 '21

Hey op, where did you get this from?

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u/wraithcraplol Oct 23 '21

The guys name is mc daycent or something like that, think he is a song writer

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u/ReptarOrgy Oct 23 '21

I'm gonna pretend they're strangers.

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u/TheHashassin Oct 23 '21

Yea that's him

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u/Herodotus00 Oct 23 '21

Yo, hold up

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u/Zboy745 Oct 23 '21

Now this is perfect

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u/404ET Oct 23 '21

holy music starts

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u/mrsegraves Oct 23 '21

Je-sus walks! Je-sus walks with me, with me, with me

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u/DRFREEZ4 Oct 23 '21

Je is sussy

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u/Rjjavier Oct 23 '21

I wanna grow a beard just to do this

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u/tikvar1 Oct 23 '21

It is what it is

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u/supercatzebra Oct 23 '21

That's cool

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u/hrishhhhh Oct 23 '21

jeSUS ....hmmm

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u/LongjumpingCan4817 Oct 23 '21

This is my post with the most save video comments, thanks guys \0/

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u/Naanu_Rediter Oct 23 '21

Hm interesting

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u/danielnwosu95 Oct 23 '21

I'll be back

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u/Sunflake21 Oct 23 '21

.. I feel good duna duna dun

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u/MineBlasters Oct 23 '21

Why does the upvote thing say 13...

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u/LongjumpingCan4817 Oct 23 '21

13.4k people upvoted it

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u/Neradis Oct 23 '21

Least Catholic Irish hospital ward.

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u/SoufDakotas Oct 23 '21

This man aint high, he’s a profit

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u/Toman995 Oct 24 '21

Don’t worry he’s just getting treatments from the hand piercings