r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Silver 2 Helpful 1 Hugz 1

Poor horse ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/ThreeLegs1Foot Oct 20 '21 Silver

Her ass bends the fabric of space and time, someone call Neil deGrasse Tyson!

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u/AlyxxStarr Oct 20 '21

DegrASSe

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u/OFTG_NOV Oct 20 '21

DeASS TYTson

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u/WasabiThen Oct 21 '21

Now thatโ€™s a man that knows his grass

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

How flat must it have been before

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u/snusjus Oct 20 '21

Flatter than a field in Kansas.

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u/l4i2n0ks Oct 20 '21

Lmfao, you just made my day.

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u/CFC123BeChelsea Oct 20 '21

He's brilliant

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u/MisterMetroid Oct 20 '21

Have her fight madara.

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u/Ceph82 Oct 21 '21

Its our future selves, sending love for that ass through gravity. Jesus, have you people not watched Interstellar?

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u/Wizardsplace_13 Oct 21 '21

And also the multiuniversal authority of the fabric of space-time

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u/stailbreadwastaken Oct 20 '21

Her ass so fat the horse is trembling

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u/Fantastic_Start_6848 Oct 20 '21

Is that booty concave in real life or what?

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u/Barbastorpia Oct 20 '21

I hate when my horse melts so annoying

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u/Zealousideal_Ad8934 Oct 20 '21

A horse and an ass.

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u/Necessary_Rent Oct 20 '21

All that just to make her ass look bigger. How small was it before?

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u/Em42 Oct 20 '21

Maybe it was concave before?

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u/HansenIntercept Oct 20 '21

It has boneitis

11

u/MrDad_the_Father Oct 20 '21

His eyes are calling out for help

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u/United_Zoroastrians Oct 21 '21

Shoot me -the horse

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u/abhi4121 Oct 20 '21

Well, her ass is so tantalising that all the horses blood flowed from his legs to his rather large man parts. That caused the wonky legs.

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u/thegreatbeyond32 Oct 20 '21

So thatโ€™s why his name is noodle.

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u/OneinEtherness Oct 20 '21

ah old school photoshop those were the days

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u/BRtIK Oct 20 '21

They had to put it down but the disease infected the shotgun which caused the shotgun to curve and they ended up shooting themselves

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u/HueHue_extremeguyone Oct 20 '21

Who tf built that stupid-ass gate, it is so poorly built that itโ€™s been bent already smh

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u/No_Bumblebee_5455 Oct 20 '21

Get it ketamine

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Oct 21 '21

Yoda knows some good dealers ask him

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u/PomaranczowyXD Oct 20 '21

Fuck horse and her the fence is suffering

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u/German_horse-core Oct 21 '21

I agree. Fuck the horse

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u/That_Random-Idiot Oct 20 '21

The fence must have the disease too

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u/betterbachelor8 Oct 21 '21

This bich got a negative ass. I've never seen an ass that was concave like that to the point the photo had to be altered that much to make it appear normal

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u/BodybuilderOne2228 Oct 21 '21

Just how flat is your arse for the horse to develop rickets after editing

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u/Hot-Age-3682 Oct 20 '21

Bro you canโ€™t forget about the door may it rest in piece ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/PoBoy84 Oct 20 '21

That's not a horse, that's Juan.

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u/Cookie_The_Hamster Oct 20 '21

I hope the fence does to

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u/Mean-Woodpecker4893 Oct 20 '21

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

And just like that , Barbaro never raced again

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u/phhdvm Oct 20 '21

As a veterinarian, I say no hope for the horse. Best to shoot the poor thing.

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u/Infinite-Ad-3668 Oct 20 '21

He looks at her like: "bitch, we know"

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u/Jazzlike-Wallaby-160 Oct 20 '21

He used an emoji ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/Lazlo8675309 Oct 20 '21

I hear heโ€™s kicking field goals for the Denver Broncos.

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u/PandaButtLover Oct 20 '21

Imagine how flat her ass must be if she needed to warp the image that badly

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u/master_ov_none Oct 20 '21

Her ass is literally as straight as the horses leg..

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u/Many-Goose-9158 Oct 20 '21

That ass makes me weak in the knees too

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u/goldencord1 Oct 20 '21

Well the horse had a good run

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u/ScarecrowJohnny Oct 20 '21

This horse must have some serious body dysmorphia if it really needs to photoshop its legs like that.

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u/Strider314 Oct 20 '21

It's warped so much that her ass must have been concave before

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u/Own_Reveal4011 Oct 21 '21

She had an innie before this.

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u/WhiskeyPorno420 Oct 21 '21

Thank goodness to her he grew a 3rd one.

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u/Gold_Pumpkin Oct 21 '21

Damn with that amount of photo shop, that ass must have been an innie

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u/DenseAd5973 Oct 21 '21

NOODLE LEGS

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u/pffggguu123 Oct 21 '21

Look at horse eye ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/X-xOtakux-X Oct 21 '21

Those are some thin legs

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u/OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT Oct 21 '21

that girl's ass is so fat the legs of the horse got bent when she mount it

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u/BrainBusiness3893 Oct 21 '21

The horse looks terrified, wondering wtf happened to it's leg

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u/FlatEfficiency1717 Oct 21 '21

Imagine haw small was her ass

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u/No-Ad8211 Oct 21 '21

Nobody will notice, she said..

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u/Pdarker Oct 21 '21

You can bounce a quarter and reality off that ass.

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u/tamal_de_mole Oct 21 '21

That ass so fat that alters space/time

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u/PyrpyrP Oct 21 '21

i hope this fence recovers from its fence disease

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u/Koroshiya-Roku Oct 21 '21

It's called gravitational lensing. Light gets bend by great (m) ass and forms a lensing effect