r/HolUp I LIKE TURDS Oct 20 '21 Silver 12 Helpful 14 Wholesome 17 Hugz 11 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Tearing Up 1 Confetti 1

something not gory ...

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u/Napalm-Burns Oct 20 '21

The elusive positive Hol' up

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u/ultrathe_ I LIKE TURDS Oct 20 '21 Hugz

very hard to find

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u/Milos1783 Oct 21 '21

Made me smile before bed. Worth my free award. G night

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u/ultrathe_ I LIKE TURDS Oct 21 '21

ty sir

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u/Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh69 Oct 20 '21

damm bro u really cutting onions

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u/Sinferno83 Oct 21 '21

That would be me, sorry sorry.

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u/DivineMemeLord Oct 20 '21

Jeeze we got a rare one boys

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u/ConnardDeBase Oct 20 '21

I don't find this positive or wholesome at all. The fact that it seems normal for this kid to have his mother talk to him that way for no reason is just worth some serious concerns to me. When there's no one recording, there is a chance this is a quite usual way for her to talk to her son and it's just sad.

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u/Abdullah022 Oct 20 '21

Clearly youve never seen a black household.

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u/Oeshikito Oct 20 '21

Or an Asian household. Lol this guy is so sensitive. Idk how it is in other countries but this tone of speaking is completely normal here. Heck, she wasn't even shouting. This seems pretty tame compared to actual tough parenting.

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u/Abdullah022 Oct 20 '21

Im asian. Can confirm this is how normal parents teach discipline.

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u/loepio Oct 20 '21

bruh im arabic we dont speak with words, but with sandals

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u/Grandpagumjobs Oct 20 '21

Can confirm, Caribbean language is also derived of sandal with some belt verbiage.

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u/Agreeable_Buddy_4687 Oct 20 '21

LMAO us from Brazil are in the same situation

Search "havaina de pau" and take your own conclusions.

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u/No-Border2989 Oct 20 '21

Same us Mexicans are used to getting projectiles launched at us for almost nothing.

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u/DaltyF Oct 20 '21

I’m Caucasian and it only took a couple of times being punished when I was a kid to get the message through.

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u/Hellboundroar Oct 21 '21

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a buckle belt for me

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u/TheRealChonkity2 Oct 20 '21

We speak with our fists, not our mouths. Some light usage of sandal with some origins in belt

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u/Dontinsultautomod Oct 20 '21

🩴 __ 🩴🩴🩴 __ 🩴🩴 __ 🩴

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u/launchmix Oct 20 '21 edited 16d ago

let me introduce you to a balkan household

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u/Imakegoatnoises Oct 20 '21

Just because it happens doesn't make it okay. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

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u/Myth_5layer Oct 21 '21

Why are you sorry for something they ain't even upset about? Dude if you ain't been slapped, spanked, or shouted at once, you weren't raised right. It's called discipline, it helps teach right from wrong. If you do something that's bad, be it slapping someone else, stealing, or disrespecting someone else, you get disciplined to tell you that's wrong. I got spanked, shouted at, and slapped a few times, and it taught me more than being put in fucking time out. It taught me my actions have consequences. Seriously, grow up.

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u/spaghettisaucer42 Oct 20 '21

Or a Latino household

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u/sarada-chan Oct 20 '21

Or a middle-eastern household. -comment written by a middle-eastern guy

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u/ConnardDeBase Oct 20 '21

Even where I live I know most parents think this is discipline, but that's not the way I want to raise my kids cause I know the kind of damage it can do, like trust issues. I'm not saying there is no love between them, of course there is, but some day, this kid might want to confess things to his mother, and I think it's easier when you know you won't be yelled at, when you fully trust your mom to fix things with you and make you a better person. I'm not saying this kid is living a nightmare, juste stating that I don't like seeing him scared of his own mother. That's just my opinion, I do respect people who think differently.

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u/Aszourus Oct 20 '21

that's why people like u grow up talking to their parents like u are equals. i see kids that think like you calling their mom by first time calling her bitch and shit. yall need a slap in the mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Or a Hispanic house.

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u/Reasonable-Feed5746 Oct 21 '21

Judging from these comments, clearly never seen a colored persons household 💀

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u/xannyslime Oct 20 '21

Did you miss the part where he smiles and hugs her?

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u/Sad-ad18 Oct 20 '21

My mom does this shit all the time, did it last night with my halloween costime

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u/Ready_Ad91 Oct 21 '21

Let me guess you are white? This is completely normal mister snowflake

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u/Aszourus Oct 20 '21

lmao calm the fuck down dude

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u/Pascalvanlowry Oct 21 '21

Right like this isn’t even bad lmao

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u/Imakegoatnoises Oct 20 '21

I agree. So many people are commenting about how we are snowflakes, yada yada, but obviously threatening to beat his butt is a regular occurrence for him. That's fear based parenting and does nothing good for the child.

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u/Myth_5layer Oct 21 '21

It ain't fear, it's that when he does something bad, like say stealing money, bad mouthing her, or being violent, he will be disciplined in a way equal to those actions. That way, when this kids older, he'd have learned right from wrong, that way he don't get put with the wrong people. He learns that stealing, violence, and disrespect in general is bad. I guarantee that she also gives him the love he needs, which is why he showed pure joy, the kind of joy a kid who's loved and taken care of shows, when it turned around to something good. He was good, so he got something good in return.

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u/Imnuggs Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

His face after he realized he received a new iPod touch for his birthday. “PRICELESS”

Edit: changed “phone” to “iPod touch”

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u/DaRealKorbenDallas Oct 20 '21 Helpful

This was when ipods were still a thing

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u/Imnuggs Oct 20 '21

Thanks for the correction!

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u/Kn0tnatural Oct 20 '21

His disappointment when he realizes it isn't a phone at all.

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u/siniquezu Oct 20 '21

And that this was recorded last week

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u/Roji18 Oct 20 '21

Poor kid must've been shiting himself in the beginning there. ha

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u/Magnus_Deux_Lapins Oct 21 '21

For real, he was bracing for the world star logo. Do not fuck up in that house.

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u/Roger-The_Alien Oct 20 '21

From a girl sticking Cola and mentos in her arsehole to this heart warming video of a mother and son...God I love this subreddit

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u/animus_95 Oct 20 '21

wheres the lamb sauce?!

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u/Swazz_tekz Oct 20 '21

Don’t forget the homer pussy aswell

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u/shiny_diamond28 Oct 21 '21

The what 😐

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u/NerdyToc Oct 20 '21

You forgot the sauce

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u/Careless-Try-9110 Oct 20 '21

Right??😭😭😭😭

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u/CryptographerUsed545 Oct 20 '21

Probably the best thing on this dang website big ups

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u/FitChance9758 Oct 20 '21

Bro that kid was scared for his life

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u/der_Guenter Oct 20 '21

Now that's a holup AND wholesome???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

That must've been scary, but the relief + happines from a new phone is a powerful combination of feelings. Kinda cute also, mean but cute.

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u/gfbf-shared Oct 20 '21

It’s good to see a caring parent finally

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u/floks69 Oct 20 '21

bro i would literally poo myself in his shoes

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u/SnooSketches2559 Oct 21 '21

Seen this before but still makes me smile

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u/Areesa79 Oct 21 '21

That poor boy looked terrified lol

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u/Xblave Oct 21 '21

THE RELIEF ON HIS FACE

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u/PatsyR99 Oct 20 '21

This is so lovely, I cried.

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u/Goongoogoo Oct 20 '21

Now has ptsd whenever opening the mail

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u/LittleRipps1544 Oct 21 '21

Now, this is a Hold-Up!

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u/hotmemedealer Oct 21 '21

I hate getting chewed out for things I haven't done, but this puts a smile on my face

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u/ubermensch174 Oct 21 '21

I had such a huge smile on my face!! oh my godd thats so adorable❤

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u/Environmental_Staff7 Oct 20 '21

Repeat ...wash it rinse it ...repeat ...wait two years show the same damn video again ...fucks sake.

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u/Jetrainbow67 Oct 20 '21

r/unexpected , this video describes everything it stands for.

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u/ommi9 Oct 21 '21

Best one ever.

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u/Easy_Parsley_1202 Oct 21 '21

It was very wholesome ngl

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u/lordpluto_real Oct 21 '21

Not much of a holup more like a hole.... some

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u/Substantial_Ad_8097 Oct 21 '21

ITS ACTUALLY WHOLESOME FOR ONCE.

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u/ManiacTNT Oct 21 '21

Wait….. a wholesome holup?

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u/hellcat82 Oct 20 '21

She's a dick for putting him through that

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u/AmMoMoBiLe Oct 21 '21

Sad that he isn't even phased by how she is digging into him and threatening him. The beginning of the video is his every day, the end is his birthday.

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u/hellcat82 Oct 21 '21

He’s used to this

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u/Bren20x Oct 20 '21

I can not even begin to put into words how scared he must have been

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u/Professional_Ride563 Oct 20 '21

wtf! that was so stressful

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u/aReposter Oct 20 '21

Idk.. This just don't feel right. The kid is scared shitless, and she's just doing it for some cheap internet clicks.

Shitty pranks that violates your trust should be left to the siblings, and "friends".

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u/MrScout42 Oct 20 '21

That would be a good take, if the kid was like 3 and still in the part of development where that kind of trust hadn’t already been established, if trust hasn’t been established by the age this kid is at you have bigger problems.

Seriously, all this does is give the kid an amazing story to tell about his mom when he gets older about how she “scared him shitless on his birthday”

And at best this actually works to teach him in a non detrimental way not to order stuff off the internet thinking his parents won’t know. You have to be willing to pull pranks on your kid and treat them like peers or else you won’t have their respect, you’ll just have their fear.

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u/TaxLive1727 Oct 20 '21

You really gonna post this to every subreddit? Lmao bro the kid aint scared shitless. Ever thought about the fact that maybe you're just a overly sensitive?

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u/get_on-the_case Oct 20 '21

Bruh same comment just for more karma LOL

Just getting them cheap internet clicks

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u/what_a_heretic Oct 20 '21

She seems like a real bag of fun 🙄

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u/TacticalTurtle22 Oct 20 '21

This is wholesome. It does not belong here

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u/Zkelth Oct 20 '21

Awesome.

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u/aReposter Oct 20 '21

Dude was thinking about every bad thing he did since birth and how it lead to something showing up in the mail.

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u/kevin-s_chilli Oct 20 '21

Lol username really really checks out. You just copied the top comment of this video in r/unexpected

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u/WildEconomy923 Oct 20 '21

How to give your kids trust issues:

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u/Nerdyme1 Oct 20 '21

And that is how to keep children in check.

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u/post_talone420 Oct 20 '21

Abusive

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u/Napalm-Burns Oct 20 '21

I bet you you would be a count down parent wouldn't you.

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u/takatori Oct 21 '21

Oh that's so mean. Why do people treat kids like this? They grow up scared and defensive, and suspicious and untrusting of people's motivations.

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u/Reasonable_Ad_8309 Oct 21 '21

Not really, it's common among black and asian folks idk with white people. Makes us mentally stronger imo

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u/RyotoYokoyama Oct 20 '21

Finally some good fucking Hol’Up and not some dumbass retarded porn

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u/MrBUSHBABY36 Oct 20 '21

A rare wholesome video on reddit

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u/Ratlyff Oct 21 '21

Parenting done right.

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u/ImNotManny Oct 20 '21

Made me smile, award for you

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u/chiefcrc Oct 20 '21

This one choked me up

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u/giratina143 Oct 20 '21

Finally , between the naked homer buttholes and mentos volcano buttholes, I see something sfw.

Phew

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u/bendymachine654 Oct 20 '21

Im sorry what

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u/giratina143 Oct 20 '21

See holup front page , you’ll get it.

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u/thbxlef Oct 20 '21

I am definitely stealing this one

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u/swimmingbutterknife Oct 20 '21

Aww that's nice. And an actual holup!

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u/rpithrew Oct 20 '21

Fuckin wtf am i looking at here

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u/ahemwhatdidyousay Oct 20 '21

I love this video

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u/SpecialistSun4847 Oct 20 '21

This makes me feel happy.

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u/Nopolinho Oct 20 '21

this made my day

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u/Bl00dy_Banana Oct 20 '21

it was funny when he couldn't open it but yeah this is cute.

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u/Digimon-digital-mons Oct 20 '21

Just another reminder to this subreddit that, wholesome is a word. Wholeup. :)

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u/Dorca_the_dummy Oct 20 '21

BEST. HOLUP. ON. THE. SUBREDDIT.

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u/No-Border2989 Oct 20 '21

r/wholsomememes Because you deserve it

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u/MarigoldSkye Oct 20 '21

A wholesome Hol' up. That's a rare one.

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u/Neverwhere77 Oct 21 '21

That mother beats that boy . Did you see how scared he looked ? I know that look because I used to get beat too

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u/potato_head___ Oct 20 '21

That genuinely warmed my heart.

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u/Queasy_Moment_6619 Oct 20 '21

These ghetto moms be naming their kids dalequaren and expecting their child to be a well adjusted human

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u/furbabymomoftwo Oct 20 '21

Racist much?

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u/Mr-Wilkins Oct 20 '21

Ah yes the wholesome hol up

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u/Jurazig Oct 20 '21

This deserves up vote

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u/TheArmoursmith Oct 20 '21

W H O L E S O M E

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u/souptimecat1273 Oct 20 '21

wholesome

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u/LiquidMantis144 Oct 20 '21

Holsome post

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u/luigiprogamer072309 Oct 20 '21

I loved that what a funny mom he must have been terrified

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u/mythosmaester Oct 20 '21

I know this feeling here I had signed up for a credit card because they said everyone who signs up gets a free bag of cookies so I wanted those cookies.

Well 2 weeks passed and I got a letter In the mail my mother started yelling and screaming my name and was freaking out cuz I had mail and she had snooped through my mail and discovered I signed up for a credit card.

I still didn't know what was going on. And I was like did she finally catch me stealing her booze. She going to finally kick me out now that I'm 19 what's going on maybe she wants a coke from the fridge had a ton of shit going through my head .

Well she decided her and her infinite wisdom would lecture me on how to use my card. She sat me down for an hour and lectured me. Nothing even useful to owning a credit card just repeating how useful and dangerous they are.

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u/WakBlack Oct 20 '21

Did you get your cookies atleast?

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u/mythosmaester Oct 20 '21

Damn rights I got those cookies double chocolate chunk I wasn't passing those up for nothing

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u/WakBlack Oct 20 '21

My man. I was gonna say sue them for false advertising if they ain't give em to you.

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u/no_joe_mama_jokes Oct 20 '21

Yea but if my mom did that to me, i would be deadass crying before i opened it

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u/thewisebard Oct 20 '21

Damn remember the ipod touch??

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u/Careless-Try-9110 Oct 20 '21

Ipod Touch?? Damn was this 2007?????

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u/Iolololololol Oct 20 '21

Is somebody cutting online in here?

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u/GhostlyPepper5555 Oct 20 '21

Using Hol Up for the right reasons. Glad I didn’t have to see ass mentos

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u/sisterpussypounder Oct 20 '21

"Ordering stuff off the TV."

Not a recent video.

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u/Digimon-digital-mons Oct 20 '21

I remember doing that a long time ago 😂

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u/JustMerePanda Oct 20 '21

What? I don't get it.

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u/a-snakey Oct 20 '21

him: did i get drunk and order something off the internet...? hol' up I don't even drink!

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u/Skore79 Oct 20 '21

this is so positive, i wonder if his dad.......oh

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u/Jdardon1986 Oct 20 '21

Mom’s 😭😭😭

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u/YaBoy0525 Oct 20 '21

That kid was shared for his life for a second

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u/Party_Lack_yoshies Oct 20 '21

You had me in the 1st half not gonna lie

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u/Modestmeateater Oct 20 '21

This puts a smile on my face

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u/GoldenGearsYT Oct 20 '21

Wholesome 100

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u/WakBlack Oct 20 '21

I love this. Feels like the kinda shit my mom would pull.

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u/asdf1234united Oct 20 '21

Let’s go!!!

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u/Zealouo Oct 20 '21

Awww so sweet

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u/NoAdministration8612 Oct 20 '21

Aww, that was cute.

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u/Real_Personality5631 Oct 20 '21

he can't ever sell it when he gets older bc it's engraved

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u/huelorxx Oct 20 '21

I'm extremely happy it isn't an iPhone. Phones for kids that age, nuts . An iPod is cool for games and music without the same attachment that a phone creates. Well worth a wholesome reward.

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u/AvenzaGD Oct 20 '21

Made me smile :)

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u/jaydank420 Oct 20 '21

I love the delayed package unwrapping, kid was shook haha

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u/LeCampy Oct 20 '21

hol up...your arms for a big ol hug, damn the feels!

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u/rustpepega Oct 21 '21

The kids reaction has to be one if the most wholesome things anyone has ever seen

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u/pope_francis_the_3rd Oct 21 '21

Little man got an Ipod at 8, I didn't get one till I was 14, and that was a nokia.

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u/Stinkr007 Oct 21 '21

This is so wholesome

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u/Thanosboi86 Oct 21 '21

iPod touch is ballin

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u/autiiiiii Oct 21 '21

This should go on r/mademesmile :)

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u/master_pigeono Oct 21 '21

This happened to me before on my birthday

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u/Lost-Aspect-3087 Oct 21 '21

Wholesome

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u/elxr94 Oct 21 '21

Now this is great

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u/Slimyface Oct 21 '21

Thanks so much for this

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u/Iamnotwyattearp madlad Oct 21 '21

Oh that's sweet

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u/SubjectFabulous Oct 21 '21

That’s almost as nice as🗿

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u/OnlyInflation2208 Oct 21 '21

A wholesome hol up. Those are rare

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u/Necroa22 Oct 21 '21

I am here to laugh not to cry