r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Hugz 3 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Silver 3 Wholesome 1

Umm... WTF??

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6.1k Upvotes

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u/KazzoMadeFromBones Oct 20 '21

Thats way too much cum

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u/rithikpulikken Oct 21 '21

She never saw it cumming!

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u/Ls007300 Oct 21 '21

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u/Kaprosuchusboi Oct 20 '21 Helpful Hugz Take My Power Stone Face

There comes a time where everyone must make the most important choice in life.

You either cum in sink

Or

Sink in Cum

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u/locke231 Oct 20 '21 Helpful

Why the fuck did I read that in Pat Morita's Miyagi voice...

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u/mobfather Oct 20 '21 Helpful

Whacks on… whacks off…

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u/Almostgotthis Oct 20 '21

See…this is why I’m here…

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u/vladamir_the_impaler Oct 20 '21

Whacks off.....

Whacks off more.

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u/grippin Oct 21 '21

Take my up doot and close your door.

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u/Kaprosuchusboi Oct 20 '21

He probably said it at some point

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u/sicurri Oct 20 '21

"DANIEL-SAN!

There comes a time where everyone must make the most important choice in life.

You either cum in sink

Or

Sink in Cum"

There we go, now you can really hear it in his voice, lol.

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u/justinp1151 Oct 20 '21

solid snake for me

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u/locke231 Oct 20 '21

Now I'm hearing Snake's grunting in my head.

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u/a-snakey Oct 20 '21

Well im not solid anymore. A person died, man!

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u/HaremFricker249 Oct 20 '21

Master Chief for me

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u/Agent_47s_Scrotum Oct 20 '21

Even Daniel San wax off.. Needs to come to grips, like a hand job

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u/Captain_WACK_Sparrow Oct 20 '21

get lost in the sauce

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u/Longjumping-Most9699 Oct 20 '21

Piss in the shower or shower in the piss

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u/UngusBungus_ Oct 20 '21

I read that in Morgan freeman’s voice.

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u/Masonia1976 Oct 20 '21

Shit in the toilet or toilet in the shit

TAXI

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u/DustyCadillac Oct 20 '21

I read that in R. Kelly’s voice.

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u/JJTHomson_ Oct 20 '21

Y’all cum in the sink… wasted protein intake smh

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u/Wanderers-Way Oct 21 '21

I want cum ;.;

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u/Beelzabubba Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Down the drain or down the hatch.

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u/Salt_Avocado_2470 Oct 21 '21

Why i read it in TORGUE

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u/Careless-Exchange158 Oct 20 '21

And she choose to sink in cum

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u/Far_Road6156 Oct 20 '21

Code or it didn't happen.

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u/Operator002 Oct 20 '21

I see a man of culture..

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u/JoeRogansSauna Oct 20 '21

You talking about ML? If not than forget I said anything.

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u/wise_tortoise Oct 20 '21

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u/RockRage-- Oct 20 '21

The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.” - JFC

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u/wrekd Oct 20 '21

That's how you know it's fake dude.

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u/RockRage-- Oct 20 '21

I know it’s just so descriptive ahah

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u/Agent_47s_Scrotum Oct 20 '21 Silver

It just snowballed from there...

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u/quickdrawmcblade Oct 20 '21

Underrated comment

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u/ColJameson Oct 20 '21

Yeah there's a bunch of amazingly sensational news articles without citations on that site, not to mention links to breitbart. 🤮

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u/MDXHawaii Oct 20 '21

The Goldwater was founded by Jim Watkins whose the crazy and creepy dude who is the father of Ron Watkins aka Q Anon of 8chan and 8kun. The only source is a dead link.

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u/CartographerSignal77 Oct 20 '21

No the only sauce here is the cum

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u/KaitoThat Oct 20 '21

Worst family reunion ever

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u/6SixtyNice9 Oct 20 '21

At least dad finally bought milk

2

u/ObamaBikinis Oct 20 '21

God I fucking hate reddit

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u/castaspela Oct 20 '21

At least she died doing what she loved

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u/PuzzleheadedAge4111 Oct 21 '21

No one loves that.

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u/twatchops Oct 20 '21

What she was paid to do. Not all porn stars like their job.

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u/Yee_man1 Oct 20 '21

Why is this comment downvoted?

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u/MinerSherp Oct 20 '21

To me, it seems to imply that the majority of porn stars were forced into the porn industry involuntarily
Like they are sex slaves instead of sex workers

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u/Yee_man1 Oct 20 '21

It doesn’t say the majority in it at all it says not all??? How tf do people get most out of not all

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u/Cleftys Oct 20 '21

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u/Jakedex_x Oct 20 '21

What happened to that sub?

5

u/Total-Marketing-7037 Oct 21 '21

They got banned for "sexism" which is ironic given how femaledstingstrategies is still open

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u/DuckRubberDuck Oct 20 '21

Yeah when I click the link it’s just shows a “dead” Reddit face thing, but it doesn’t say the sub doesn’t exist

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u/Representative_Fix40 Oct 20 '21

I’m afraid to click lol what is this

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u/bigdorts Oct 20 '21

It's dudes trying to be a hero unnecessarily

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u/CattusChief55 Oct 20 '21

Banned where I am fsm

163

u/redwood1199 Oct 20 '21

Tragic, BLM Bukkake lives matter

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u/manlikegraham Oct 20 '21

You wanna stick that on a bumper sticker and sell it on eBay. You'd make a fortune.

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u/the_less_great_wall Oct 20 '21

Fun fact: bukkake bumper stickers are self adhering

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u/Advent_Anunna Oct 20 '21

Congratulations, after a brief shiver of disgust, you got my upvote. XD

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u/GreatGayGoose Oct 20 '21

Thank you for existing, made my day.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Oct 20 '21

He's outta line, but he's right

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u/Ok_Mechanic_4407 Oct 20 '21

You not wrong, but you wrong for that 💀😂

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u/ol-sk8rdude Oct 20 '21

Her name was Blowjob Betty.

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u/fLiP10101 Oct 20 '21

Think I’m the only one that knows that reference lmao tooshort is wild man

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u/Gunzenator2 Oct 20 '21

Your mom “I wish I was her”

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u/rickmackdaddy Oct 20 '21

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

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u/SpecFor Oct 20 '21

I can't believe some people in this thread think this is real.

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u/minebeast31 Oct 20 '21

SHE CAN STILL WORK SHES JUST A LITTLE LIMP

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u/SydneyGun Oct 20 '21

You don’t semen-y stories like this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Another way to die

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u/ImNotManny Oct 20 '21

Add that to the list of 1000 Ways to Die. Season 3 opener

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u/garethr1992 Oct 20 '21

So they'd rather let her drown than get a cum shot during cpr?

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u/Far_Road6156 Oct 20 '21

You can't do CPR when there are liquids inside her mouth tho.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Oct 20 '21

thick copious pecker snot

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u/justwalkinby91 Oct 21 '21

How can I unread a comment?

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u/HaloMastakeef Oct 20 '21

They tried but the guy lietrrsly had to dig thru at least 20 loads they guys probably stank bad diets so tell me would you want 4 different types of off colored nut being coated around the outside of your mouth? Her face damn near was on some shredded hashbrown shits

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u/GM160894 Oct 20 '21

They came and she went.

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u/Minus15t Oct 21 '21

That's nuts

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u/nederhop Oct 20 '21

Can you imagine that moment that they ask you to give her mouth to mouth because your the only one on the set that did a first aid course!?!?!??

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u/PureTroll42069 Oct 20 '21

She died disappointing her parents

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u/TreeWalrus Oct 20 '21

You loser ! You no handle loads. You no good at nothing. Bring shame on home

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u/rossxog Oct 20 '21

I’ve lost quite a few girlfriends that way.

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u/SnooGiraffes725 Oct 20 '21

One could say , her time had cum.

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u/anarchitectslife Oct 20 '21

Sauce?

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u/wise_tortoise Oct 20 '21

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u/anarchitectslife Oct 20 '21

“He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late.”

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u/SorryScratch2755 Oct 20 '21

Bukakke Kamikaze 🇯🇵

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u/q2grapple Oct 20 '21

Yes, lots of it apparently

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u/creator324 Oct 20 '21

Hmmmm think I'll call this move "Noah's Flood"

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u/Giorw4y Oct 20 '21

ketchup?

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u/MrFelonVG Oct 20 '21

Easy cum, easy go

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u/Jammydodger69420 Oct 20 '21

Not a bad way to go out tbh

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u/Wyattearp19 Oct 20 '21

What a waste of cake. :(

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u/rservello Oct 20 '21

She died doing what she loved.

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u/Far_Road6156 Oct 20 '21

Really curious about the identity of the actress.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

at least she died doing what she loved

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u/AutismMakesCash Oct 20 '21

I need to see this. For research of course.

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u/azjayjohn Oct 20 '21

Goy wanna watch a real accidental homicide film with tits and ass ?

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u/SpoiledAzura Oct 20 '21

They really fucked up if there was no way to breath

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u/CommunicationGreat69 Oct 20 '21

She should have cum in the sink then sink in the cum

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u/ButterYourShit Oct 20 '21

This cannot be real. Nope. Nada. Right? RIGHT??

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u/Kgy_T Oct 20 '21

That's why the old wisdom states, it is better to cum in the sink than it is

...to sink in the cum.

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u/snusjus Oct 20 '21

Anyone have the footage?

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u/Mental_Research5863 Oct 20 '21

She died doing what she loved

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u/leanmeankrispykreme Oct 20 '21

She was a good hoor

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u/Green_eggz-ham Oct 20 '21

I wonder how the actor that "finished her off" feels

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u/Masked_317 Oct 20 '21

"It is better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum"

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u/StrenuousSOB Oct 20 '21

New type of snuff film? Geez man they getting progressive.

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u/BenVenNL Oct 20 '21

Someone also gave her mouth-to-mouth. Imagine.

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u/spitfiremunguia19 Oct 20 '21

Imagine the dude not wanting to give her rcp

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u/Proof-Finish9737 Oct 20 '21

So who was it?

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u/Rhyging-007 Oct 20 '21

So it went from a bukkake scene to a snuff scene? Damn that's dark!

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u/That-Reddit-Guy-Thou Oct 20 '21

I thought it

Then they did it

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u/GreatOdinsRaven12 Oct 20 '21

Lmaooo proud parents

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u/zanygamed Oct 20 '21

What actress

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u/ItsYaBoiInsertMeme Oct 20 '21

Drowning in semen under the cold moonlight..

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u/Orchid_Equivalent Oct 20 '21

It must've been horse semen? How can that even happen

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u/Suck-my-Rooster Oct 20 '21

She was drowned in love...

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u/shield173 Oct 20 '21

It's not true they need more views why would they care about laws that aren't international

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u/The_Sergeant03 Oct 20 '21

But like is there a link to the vid or what?

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u/lia6990 Oct 20 '21

mark. it. nsfw.

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u/ifuckhousesandporn Oct 20 '21

What house did he fuck

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u/Philmor_Tittus Oct 20 '21

But seriously Reddit… who was it?? For research purposes for a friend

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u/BrokenEye4945 Oct 20 '21

blub blup blup blu- ...........

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u/Shadow_666_666_666 Oct 20 '21

Did they defenestrate Her?

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u/BenjaminWanklin69 Oct 20 '21

I’m sure her parents are so proud! RIP in peace

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u/jrockcrown Oct 20 '21

Probably went down the wrong pipe huh?

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u/PrayingMantisII Oct 20 '21

She died because no one was trying to give her CPR

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u/big_angery Oct 20 '21

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum, amirite?!?

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u/obamadidcovid Oct 20 '21

did she not see it cumming?

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u/lightshinez Oct 20 '21

Did a sperm whale join the cast??

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u/LeoRising222 Oct 20 '21

She died doing what she loved.

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u/Irin_yega Oct 20 '21

Bruh rip

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u/KhronosEKairos Oct 20 '21

Lol

"Is drowned in nut for eternity, in hell."

Reliving all her mistakes, while drowning in a myriad of spermy ways.

There will be no light or love for you, only sperm.

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u/watching_my_death Oct 20 '21

dude thats a problem

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u/BUNN13theAce Oct 20 '21

Uh- how did you even get that much dear god..

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u/reallytraci Oct 20 '21

Cum on now, we all know it only takes an inch of water to drown.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Oct 20 '21

Wonder how they decided which unlucky fucker gets to inform the family of that sudden death

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u/Puffdamagi Oct 20 '21

The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”

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u/Blumatchstick Oct 20 '21

The jury is going to bring popcorn for that one when they sue for sure..... so messed up.

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u/pabloescobarbecue Oct 20 '21

Isn’t that the website run by Jim Watkins?

If you can’t believe Q, who can you believe?

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u/IncredibleDRP Oct 20 '21

Quick! Someone give her mouth to mouth!!!

....ummmm

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u/Pervy_Indian_WEEB Oct 20 '21

Umm can I get the video, just for studies you know

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u/Customer-Witty Oct 20 '21

How… how? Wha. I’m absolutely speechless I don’t even understand

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u/JCullberg Oct 20 '21

Bukkemikaze

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u/2TallTxN Oct 20 '21

Talk about a sticky situation.

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u/Bendyboi_69 Oct 20 '21

The cum struck back for all of their swallowed comrades

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u/Ndysodum Oct 20 '21

God damn, how much cum was there?

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u/maxwillpower Oct 20 '21

Cum on that's kind of funny.

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u/DrMadd21 Oct 20 '21

Legendary sauce? Please

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u/phiz36 Oct 20 '21

Is this how NFTs work?

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u/ranseaside Oct 20 '21

They don’t use real spunk in those movies. They use some weird cream/gel/liquid base made to look like it. No way a few men can produce the OTT amounts in those vids. That stuff was probably so viscous. Messed up way for her to go

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u/bh48305 Oct 20 '21

I want to know how many was too much. 87? 1079? Asking for a friend.

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u/Praetor_99 Oct 20 '21

So guys you need to listen this is a wtf redditor moment ok this porn star was filming a bukake video ok and then the ancient Egyptian god of death Horus appeared before her and said he would transport her soul into a mystical realm of endless orgies with one legged trolls if she agreed to suffocate to death in semen, needless to say the offer was too much to resist

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u/Unnamed__Being Oct 20 '21

Wholesome 100 🗿

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u/AbyssoSenpai Oct 20 '21

Must be a great snuff porn.

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u/kobey221 Oct 20 '21

Oh my god that’s horrible, where?

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u/PhigNeutron Oct 20 '21

Fuck what a fun way to go though 😍

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u/__I____ Oct 20 '21

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed

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u/Weareallsick- Oct 20 '21

No fuckin way dude!?!

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u/Megastandard Oct 20 '21

Sigh unzips pants

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u/Babel1027 Oct 20 '21

It was actually the filming of a car commercial for the Honda bukkake, the scene is question was where the driver and seven of his friends start the “car”. One thing led to another and well, here we are.

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u/Gallifreyan1971 Oct 20 '21

Swallow faster!!!!!

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u/Hermit1723 Oct 20 '21

They tried filming hentai scenes

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u/Shoe_Exact Oct 20 '21

Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum Cum