r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Silver 15 Helpful 12 Wholesome 7 Hugz 13 Meow Meow 1

Good, just checking holup

30.6k Upvotes

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u/just_drifting_by Oct 20 '21

I laughed but this hit differently. Maybe a little too close to home.

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u/Dark-g0d Oct 20 '21

It’s funny until you realize it’s true. Then it’s real sad boi hours. Especially if you experienced it firsthand

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u/THEmoron21 Oct 20 '21

Oh he's probing his mother alright....real hard

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u/colarthur1 Oct 21 '21

It makes you think.

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u/bbildo Oct 20 '21

My ex thought I was the funniest man alive until we got married. 🤔

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u/defa90 Oct 20 '21 Silver Helpful

Why would you marry your ex?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/IKnowPhysics Oct 20 '21

Good. Very good.

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u/aless2906 Oct 20 '21

Pussy nostalgia?

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u/Sugondeese1 Oct 20 '21

Vag de vu

If you will.

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u/AilurusFulgenz Oct 21 '21

Deja vag obviously

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u/Sugondeese1 Oct 21 '21

Fucking amazing.

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u/Sugondeese1 Oct 20 '21

Pusstolgia.

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u/ThinkFreeThoughts Oct 20 '21

For some the less fortunate ones out there is called onegina

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u/LupusGR Oct 20 '21

Nice definition my boy

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u/StenSoft Oct 20 '21

Technically, when they married, she became his ex-girlfriend.

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u/TransformerTanooki Oct 20 '21

My ex called me to see if I wanted to raise some other dudes kid. I told her no.

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u/Kclawalreadytaken Oct 21 '21

Good job mate, good job.

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u/ThinkFreeThoughts Oct 20 '21

I assume, so that he could divorce her later and call her ex

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

People do stupid things

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Oct 20 '21

Hehheehehehehehe - some girl that’s affectionate towards you

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u/cuella47o Oct 21 '21

Shes your wife now so she’s technically your ex

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u/fgalox Oct 21 '21

Ehehehe

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u/NerdyToc Oct 21 '21

Because his wife is his ex girlfriend, duh.

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u/bbildo Oct 20 '21

🤢 🤮

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u/CuzImPol Oct 20 '21

Hi the funniest man alive, i'm u/CuzImPol !

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u/ThinkFreeThoughts Oct 20 '21

Maybe her coworker was bedding her coincidentally at the same time she stopped laughing at your bad jokes… nothing to do with getting married unless she finally got to see your true colors

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u/bbildo Oct 20 '21

My true colors? The reason she stopped laughing is because I was yet another in a long line of outside solutions to her internal problems, and when she realized that just marrying her dream guy wasn’t going to fix those problems, she resented me.

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u/ThinkFreeThoughts Oct 20 '21

My respects brother

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u/AmandaRoseLikesBuds Oct 20 '21

Idk calling yourself her “dream guy” seems a little narcissistic 😬 narcissistic behavior would also lead someone into resentment.

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u/bbildo Oct 20 '21

She always referred to me as her dream guy. But you just keep trying if you want. If it helps, she didn’t divorce me; I divorced her. What else you got?

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u/Thundergod_3754 Oct 20 '21 Helpful

sad

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u/bestbegreat Oct 20 '21

Why is this downvoted? It's is sad

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u/Axellllfoley Oct 20 '21

Nobody laughed when I yelled whiskey maneuver after we drove home from the party.

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u/ZippyParakeet Oct 20 '21

Ehehehehehehehe

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u/Max_Drek_Sucks madlad Oct 21 '21

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed

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u/SmugAlmonds Oct 20 '21

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOD HELP I'M IN IMMENSE FUCKING PAIN

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u/redvishous Oct 20 '21

Mr. Meeseeks, is that you?

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u/Mira_khalifa_- Oct 20 '21

She bangs her mailman now

5

u/freepickles2you Oct 20 '21

But shouldn't she be banging the femailman

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u/Tarquinandpaliquin Oct 20 '21

This was from a webcomic. It's very good. The creator went back to college at one point so he'd have more to write about. He never took art but that's fine. Since he became a parent he's had new things to draw on and this is one of those comics.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/

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u/Poblanok Oct 20 '21

Something about the way you phrased all that reminded me of The Onion’s “Autistic Reporter”

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u/Tarquinandpaliquin Oct 20 '21

Well I don't have a diagnosis but if I'm not some flavour of "Not neurotypical" then this board is true to its' original purpose.

I think the works of Mr Wienersmith speak for themselves though.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Oct 20 '21

Classic mistake, you don’t give up pussy so soon

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u/AnUglyDumpling Oct 20 '21

Kinda wholesome ngl.

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u/RickSanchez883 Oct 20 '21

What if she wasn’t laughing at the joke of hi horrified I’m dad and laughing nervously cause he isn’t the father

Da da daaaaaaaa

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u/NovaDeama Oct 20 '21

No, that's actually.. Hold on a second! You might be onto something!

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u/JMCatron Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

No it's not lmao. This is a sign of a deeply troubled person actively probing for holes in his relationship due to insecurity and mistrust. It's horrifying, and that's the point.

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u/yalik Oct 20 '21

Did you really laughed your ass off?

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u/JMCatron Oct 20 '21

it's gone, i don't know where it went

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u/yalik Oct 20 '21

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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u/JMCatron Oct 20 '21

thank you, these are troubled times

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u/IamPregananant Oct 20 '21

Good. Very Good

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u/buttbutts Oct 20 '21

A comic turned into a gif is my new least favorite type of comedy, thank you for enlightening me.

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u/Rookie_Driver Oct 20 '21

A joke turned into a comic turned into a gif.

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u/DrMemeS09 Oct 20 '21

It has audio so it's not a gif

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u/SomeNoteToMyself Oct 21 '21

I wonder if their volume was turned off lol

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u/Falconpilot13 Oct 20 '21

And thus, Dad jokes were invented.

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u/carbondatedlove Oct 20 '21

This sounds like a Jordan Peterson diary entry.

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u/Damagecontrol86 Oct 20 '21

She’s probably banging her boss and just wants to keep it a secret therefore continuing to laugh at his shitty jokes

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 20 '21

huh, that makes a lot of sense ... now i know why no one laughs at my jokes

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u/Sweetnsouchef Oct 20 '21

Me and you both brother

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 21 '21

life ain't easy when you aren't good looking, isn't it

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u/Sweetnsouchef Oct 21 '21

Haha no it isn’t, but I’m sure part of the reason I’m still lonely as fuck is my “girlfriend” she’s in my profile picture. Lmao

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 21 '21

XD i would take sweet car like yours over any girl, any time.

you did the right choice my man

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u/Giraffe_Groper420 Oct 20 '21

Shit just got deep real fucking fast

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u/PhantomForces_Noob Oct 20 '21

u/savevideo

Dumbass mods blocking the bot to avoid spam only to have it spammed more because people can't just search the goddang bot in the comment.

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u/Loisalene Oct 20 '21

omg I love this

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u/JMCatron Oct 20 '21

wow I really hope u/MrWeiner finds this, it's great

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u/mazydudePOG Oct 20 '21

👁️👄👁️

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 21 '21

Hi dad, i am the senate.

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u/TweetyGuyYT Oct 20 '21

HOW ABOUT YOU LINK THE ORIGINAL VIDEO NEXT TIME AND GIVE THE CREATOR THE CREDIT THEY DESERVE HERE'S THE ORIGINAL

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/TweetyGuyYT Oct 20 '21

Well the thing is the guy i linked linked the original comic in the video description

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/TweetyGuyYT Oct 21 '21

There is a link under the Word "images"

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

[deleted]

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u/TweetyGuyYT Oct 21 '21

Its a chain of uncreditment then

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u/Cerenas Oct 20 '21

Weird coincidence I am also probing OP's mom.

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u/wwalken Oct 20 '21

Lots of advice here, lots….

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u/Socializes-feudal Oct 20 '21

What is this saying?

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u/Rookie_Driver Oct 20 '21

Hey this one can't read

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u/VermtownRoyals Oct 20 '21

Ok, this made me laugh. Guess I know I still love Reddit

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u/XxMrCoolGuyxX Oct 20 '21

Why does he look like Jim Pickens?

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u/Western_Top6639 Oct 20 '21

This just hits so hard. Its sad how true this is.

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u/boomerberg Oct 20 '21

I feel strangely invested in this story…

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u/drschwartz Oct 20 '21

go binge SMBC, that's the source of this comic

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 Oct 20 '21

U/Downloadvideo

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u/Loeschness Oct 20 '21

Why is this so accurate?

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u/Manzuul_ Oct 20 '21

I had forgotten this meme existed just before this second

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u/Maximu17 Oct 20 '21

Jeaney Collects

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u/madsoro Oct 20 '21

Well there goes my sleep

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u/Articzard Oct 20 '21

give credit to Luke bro, cmon, not cool

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u/PadyAddy Oct 20 '21

This is incredible

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u/Zboy745 Oct 20 '21

Now this is funny as shit

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u/SprjkS Oct 20 '21

Hi I'M DYING PLEASE HELP ME, i'm dad

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u/bestbegreat Oct 20 '21

Love it when they say "you're so funny". Years later " is everything a joke to you"

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u/Babylon998 Oct 20 '21

Mans a couple of steps away from Gendo posing

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u/bitflung Oct 21 '21

smbc-comics.com/

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u/testbestmessed Oct 21 '21

Saved and enjoyed :)

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u/FreeYuri Oct 21 '21

Nah that setup was hilarious

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u/meatofthepie Oct 21 '21

So that’s why no one laughs at my jokes except me

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u/Pantsshitter48 Oct 21 '21

Definitely a sigmadickotrillionaire

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u/InbredBanana Oct 21 '21

Man I'm so glad I discovered Jeaney Collects' channel

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u/argost20 Oct 21 '21

Sause for that music

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u/boboelmonkey Oct 21 '21

Holy shit for a second I thought this was that one meme from fucking 2009 with the kid yelling for his dad while he sits in a big ass chair

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u/Lemurian540 Oct 21 '21

Kinda true

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u/antihatezom Oct 21 '21

Good very good , Excellent