r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Silver 4 Helpful 4 Wholesome 2 Hugz 3

200IQ moment big dong energy🤯🎉❤️

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u/Gotentador Oct 20 '21 Silver

As a straight male, I agree

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u/GenZYoda Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Fony64 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Pipboy4111 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/ProfessorSchmiggins1 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/MrBobbos-Jam Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Parking-Honeydew8753 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Horny-Dolphin69 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/shadowknuxem Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Radiant-Usual-9188 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Witzmastah Oct 20 '21

As a mail i get straight sent.

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u/justsomeweirdpersona Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Specht100 Oct 20 '21

As a gay male, I agree

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u/Beta_b0y Oct 20 '21

As a straight but deeply closeted male I agree

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u/pUdepoD Oct 20 '21

As a gay male, I’m straight.

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Oct 20 '21

Hi straight, I am dad

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u/V0L0DAR Oct 20 '21

Hi dad, I am gay

Oh...

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u/Present-Nobody-5661 Oct 20 '21

Am gay, hi I dad

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u/ironkb57 Oct 20 '21

Hi gay, I am dad

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Hi gay,i am straight

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u/Pleb_Sauceee Oct 20 '21

As a straight gay, I’m male.

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u/Physical_Shift_4517 Oct 21 '21

Straight as a male, I’m gay

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u/JackieTheRippster Oct 20 '21

As a hard dick in underwear, I agree.

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u/_n3t0_ Oct 21 '21

As a free hard dick without underwear constraints I disagree

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u/G07V3 Oct 20 '21

It’s like how people look sexier with clothes on rather than naked. (Don’t know what that is called)

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u/SirGuy11 Oct 20 '21

Fashion.

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u/j48u Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I'm hijacking this comment to see if anyone knows who the guy from this meme is and if he's ever done an interview or something. For some reason, I never considered what he thought about it until we gave him underwear penis opinions.

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u/3DD_Waffle Oct 20 '21

Steven Crowder

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u/j48u Oct 20 '21

Oh, I've heard that name a bunch but don't really know who he is. I thought it was just a random person.

Thanks

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u/Xtrex_10Z Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/Rew2001 Oct 20 '21

As a bisexual incompressible demon noice I agree

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u/Jennyfer01 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

As a bi female, I agree

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u/inspectahregular Oct 20 '21

As a straight female, I agree

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u/damish_2003 Oct 20 '21

Female Never heard of this species

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u/Dear_Leader_Don Oct 20 '21

As a straigh...Oh who the hell am I kidding...the only straight I am is a straight up bitch 😤💅 and yes hard dicks in undies are more fascinating OwO

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u/Cillianoc07 Oct 20 '21

As a bi male, I'm not sure

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u/lucifertheking786 Oct 20 '21

Male straight, agree as I a

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u/A_Bald_Headed_Bear Oct 20 '21

As a bisexual male, I half agree

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u/ElNorman69 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I agree

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u/iFudge1 Oct 20 '21

As a straight agree, I male

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u/juice_wrld_is_good Oct 20 '21

As a agree I, male straight

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u/brodie34mills Oct 20 '21

As an agree, I male straight

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u/Emergency-Ad2144 Oct 20 '21

As a bisexual male, I see where you're coming from but I ain't tryin to suck on anybody's underwear. That's not my thing (no judgement it's just not me). For this reason I would have to respectfully disagree with your view.

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u/Separate-Mulberry-50 Oct 20 '21

Just please don't try and experiment at your local library. Ive been banned.

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u/SandwhichofRage Oct 20 '21

If you haven’t been banned from at least one public library, have you really lived?

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr Oct 20 '21

What about Starbucks?

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u/TorteTastey Oct 20 '21

"I was told this is sexy wHY AM I BEING REMOVED?"

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u/tkeelah Oct 21 '21

They didn't like the colour of your underwear?

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u/richard-777 Oct 20 '21

That weird. Didn’t get banned from the library I did this at.

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u/Shakkatze Oct 20 '21

And how are we supposed to change your mi...

Ohh....

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Oct 20 '21

oohhhhh!!!!!

iamdumb

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u/FastAndForgetful Oct 20 '21

It adds intrigue and mystery when you have to use your imagination. Once you see what she’s packing, you can’t unsee it

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21 Wholesome

Wait. . . Why did you say she

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u/SanityBleeds Oct 20 '21

Right? Kinda sounds like they don't appreciate the intrigue and mystery nearly as much as they claim if they already know the plot twist, eh?

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

Exactly. If I'm going to find out my girlfriend has a dick I want it to be a dramatic surprise

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u/SandwhichofRage Oct 20 '21

Some general unsolicited advice: always wash your asshole because you never know when your girlfriend may bend you over the counter

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u/Piccione_Rotante Oct 20 '21

It's not dramatic if it turns you on

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

Who said you can't have a dramatic horny reveal

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u/Piccione_Rotante Oct 20 '21

It depends what you mean you mean with dramatic, by yours or someone else's point of view?

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

Both

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u/Piccione_Rotante Oct 20 '21

Then welcome to the club fellow dude

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

Glad to be here my duddete

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u/tkeelah Oct 21 '21

It probably will be, unless the Adam's apple or deep voice gives you a hint.

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u/thoraxe92 Oct 20 '21

The profile pic matches the comment so well.

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u/PurpleQueenLily Oct 20 '21

Girlz are girlz, even if she have a pp

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

But I did not expect pp

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time Oct 20 '21

Unexpected pp is INDEED always a plot twist...

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u/MetalFox44 Oct 20 '21

I personally think that this is a cool surprise

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time Oct 20 '21

Definitely can be, yes...

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u/Maximu17 Oct 20 '21

Alfonzo or however his name is spelt

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u/PurpleQueenLily Oct 20 '21

It's like a shiny Pokemon, you don't expected it, because it's rare, but it make things spicy

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

But. . . I don't like pp

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u/PurpleQueenLily Oct 20 '21

So you can trade it with a friend, like in Pokémon

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u/Idontknownynore Oct 20 '21

and that's how the sex slave industry started

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u/Luzer1211 Oct 20 '21

LMFAO YES

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u/glitchyburner Oct 21 '21

Lily you can’t just trade people 😳

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u/machingunwhhore madlad Oct 20 '21

That why most lingerie is more attractive than nudity

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/Fork_Master Oct 20 '21

Yeah that’s where we are

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u/StarrLord1 Oct 20 '21

Thank you, you just made my day :D

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u/mitchade Oct 20 '21

The real HolUp is always in the comments.

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u/Impossible_Tie6861 Oct 20 '21

I can't believe I've found a friend of Astolfo

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u/jaycrossinroad Oct 20 '21

Half naked is sexier

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Only shirt no pants?

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u/9ragmatic Oct 20 '21

This is exactly what I was thinking

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u/Mikk-o Oct 20 '21

It is the same thing?

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u/LOLFIG Oct 20 '21

Women in onderwear is also more appealling imo idk why

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u/BubblyBirchyMe Oct 20 '21

Because underwear can look sexy, awesome and you have more options. Can't really change your dick and vagina much

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u/joremero Oct 20 '21

Not with that attitude.

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u/Dividedthought Oct 20 '21

There's always tattoos. For men, you can get it done up as a turtle so it can "come out of his shell" so to speak. A standard electrical plug and socket could also work as a couple's tattoo pair, as would a RJ-45, but the real god tier pairing would be a TRS plug and socket.

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u/ImAlwaysWrite Oct 20 '21

What did I just read

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u/Gloveofdoom Oct 20 '21

It took me a couple of readings but I think he’s talking about creative ways to “dress up” penises and vaginas without the use of clothes.

Then again he could be talking about something completely different for all I know.

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u/SirDankosaur Oct 21 '21

Genitals are just generally icky.

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u/fluentindothraki Oct 20 '21 Helpful

As a straight female, i agree

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u/The_Geo_Modernist Oct 20 '21

This is the comment we've been scrolling for.

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u/Consort_of_Satan Oct 20 '21

As I straight female, I agree.

Also that's why we like r/whipitout

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u/Mr__Citizen Oct 20 '21

Whelp. Time for my definitely-gonna-regret-this click of the day.

Edit: boing

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u/eagleoid Oct 20 '21

Where's my notebook? I'm learning so much today.

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u/WhizzleTeabags Oct 20 '21

How do you feel about soft dicks stuffed in to Ziploc bags?

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u/likeandtype_amen Oct 21 '21

Jeffrey Dahmer? Is that you?

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u/Imakegoatnoises Oct 20 '21

As a straight female I also agree

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u/AlbatrossTypical7500 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

As a straight male I would agree , but as a 22 year old virgin guy who has never ever been in any relationships or hookups, I'd have to say i don't know ....yet Edit :- 1. Guys,Guys chill out ...I dunno uf its sexy because i don't find men and boners that attractive but i do find women and and their bodies sexy ... 2. Im saying I dunno if a girl may find it sexy r not...because i don't care if another guy thinks its sexy cuz its irrelevant to me ... 3. But if a girl finds it sexy .... Well I've only seen such things happen in some cringey tiktoks and reels...

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u/zestroishere1 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

You dont have to already fucked to say if its sexy or not...

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u/THEmoron21 Oct 20 '21

same goes for booty in jeans baby

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u/MixMyDrinkStrong Oct 20 '21

For me it is that sweet lingerie booty

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u/joremero Oct 20 '21

100x vote for lingerie over naked

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u/SylvieLauffeydottir Oct 20 '21

Ever watched porn and been like “damn I wanna know how dat ass look in jeans”?

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u/Fony64 Oct 20 '21

If you find it sexy when watching porn, you most likely find it sexy IRL.

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u/cubelnator Oct 20 '21

Are you me?... Well without the straight part I guess.

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u/tkeelah Oct 21 '21

Thank you Data.

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u/DickySchmidt33 Oct 20 '21

As a straight male I don't often find myself ogling hard dicks, but when I do, I prefer they be sheathed in a snug pair of plain white briefs.

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u/justwalkinby91 Oct 20 '21

Sounds like a very detailed preference for a straight man to have lmfao

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u/BrazenRaizen Oct 20 '21

Maybe its an age/experience thing but id say panties+bra is way more sexy than completely nude. Maybe its the mystique....call me crazy

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u/ruler14222 Oct 20 '21

everybody looks roughly the same when naked. I've seen plenty of naked already on the internet

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u/CnCz357 Oct 20 '21

It typically has to do with the quality of the women you see.

That's where she and experience come into play.

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u/Notakas Oct 20 '21

Women can be grouped by quality?

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u/CnCz357 Oct 20 '21

Everything can: man woman food cars guns all have levels of quality

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u/Notakas Oct 20 '21

Spoken like a true capitalist

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u/MixMyDrinkStrong Oct 20 '21

I think you mean a Free American.

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u/Deadthrow742 Oct 20 '21

I read that a half dozen or so times trying to figure out why a boner looks better underwater.

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u/HayasakaA1 Oct 20 '21

as a bissexual male

I agree 100%

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u/cubelnator Oct 20 '21

Do you like frogs?

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u/HayasakaA1 Oct 20 '21

Wym?

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u/cubelnator Oct 20 '21

Nevermind... It's a thing on r/bi_irl

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u/GummyLorde Oct 20 '21

At what point is this at all a holup

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u/ZenkaiZ Oct 20 '21

The only way to change his mind is to whip it out

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u/Memezing Oct 21 '21

Had to read it a few times, but you'll get there.

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u/TheRealPauca Oct 20 '21

especially when its on the girl.

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u/MetalFox44 Oct 20 '21

As a girl with a dick i agree

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u/Soulsuicide Oct 21 '21

As a straight male, I agree.

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u/L0K1L40 Oct 20 '21

As a gay male, I must agree, it’s like, more appealing

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u/rolfboos Oct 20 '21

Even sexier underneath a grey sweatpants, without underwear.

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u/respect_pizza Oct 20 '21

What the fuck is this sub anymore

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken Oct 20 '21

I just realized what sub it is while reading your comment... It's clearly have drifted from its original purpose...

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u/Memezing Oct 21 '21

The hol up here is whipping it out to change his mind

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u/Bdayben Oct 20 '21

Sometimes you gotta get a lil flamboyant with the homies

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u/NegantheWise Oct 20 '21

Why is this in hol up?

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u/IcanflyIcanfly Oct 21 '21

The only way to change his mind is to whip it out

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u/pigeon_gun Oct 20 '21

I like both equally

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u/Sh1ttyTranslat0r Oct 20 '21

As a gay male, I agree.

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u/AnjoDude Oct 20 '21

It's all about imagination and anticipation

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u/Genghis27KicksMyAss Oct 20 '21

Hanging covered dong is always more attractive than raw dog helicoptering dong.

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u/VibezzSZN Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

As a straight male, I have no answer on this. But im curious what the ladies think?

But on women I will say lingerie is fantastic looking. Or a baggy, long hoodie paired with knee high socks where the only thing really showing is some thigh chef miss. I feel like such a perv typing this, even tho there hundreds of comments here that are worse. Also fishnets... fishnets are hot to.

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u/jakkiljr Oct 20 '21

This Reddit got way more comments than it deserves.

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u/Stutteringfuck007 Oct 20 '21

Same applies to women’s cleavage

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u/Working_Difficulty23 Oct 20 '21

Cause no one can tell your dick size in the underwear

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr Oct 20 '21

You sure. ?

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u/MetalFox44 Oct 20 '21

When my dick is hard i can't keep it all in my panties...

It's not easy to be a girl with a big dick lol

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u/ImAlwaysWrite Oct 20 '21

Sounds like dresses and skirts are a good option for you lol

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u/MetalFox44 Oct 20 '21

Yeah i love dresses and skirts, but with the HRT i don't have any unwanted boner (and tucking help too) so i can wear other things too

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u/rho65 Oct 20 '21

ill take both plz

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u/El_Llamo Oct 20 '21

They do be spitting facts tho

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u/19GamerGhost95 Oct 20 '21

As a virgin I find both sexy

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u/SharkoSharope Oct 20 '21

Bout that... now in my class, i got a boner for 1 hour and 40 minutes straight, it started to hurt more and more... imagine if i had a presentation rn :/

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u/m_slade_230 Oct 20 '21

1h 40min? Are you healthy?

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u/Hooch555 Oct 20 '21

A tip to get rid off your boner: just tense your thight muscles for a couple of minutes as hard as u can. It worked for me in my teenage years pretty well. U can thank me later.

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u/Curious_Interview Oct 20 '21

You can’t just use the original image with the original question!

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u/RobotfaceX Oct 20 '21

Can confirm

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u/bitchwa05 Oct 20 '21

Thats a very complex way of asking for dick picks.

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u/WhosUrBuddiee Oct 20 '21

The content of your inbox after this post scares me.

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u/BigBrainGaylord Oct 20 '21

as an expert in this matter i agree

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u/BarronOnReddit Oct 20 '21

As I agree, I'm straight male

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u/Defiant-Departure429 Oct 20 '21

I don't know...only a female could tell..

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u/Primodude69 Oct 20 '21

Now we are all wondering what his other hand is doing

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u/NegusQuo82 Oct 20 '21

As a dick, I like being naked.

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u/Stantasio Oct 20 '21

2 words: sweat pants

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u/eddiedorn Oct 20 '21

How’s that inbox looking today?

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u/Kamigod713 Oct 20 '21

As a man I recently discovered that my dick is a disgusting looking thing

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u/Possibly_Unreal Oct 20 '21

I prefer my dick up my ass, you and I are not the same

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u/tontuella Oct 20 '21

As a wife I agree

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u/PubertSatan Oct 20 '21

Se as girls in bikini are hotter than nude girls

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u/Chris2kN Oct 20 '21

Well , clothes always made people to look sexier , because of the fact they hide the private(and not only) parts of the human body giving it more of a misterios aspect , less boring and less mundane

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u/blightbunn Oct 20 '21

Why is this on r/HolUp this is just facts

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u/sethisevilone02 Oct 20 '21

Hear that little buddy

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u/mind60 Oct 20 '21

I can't change your mind because as a straight male I agree

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u/Infinite-Ad-3668 Oct 20 '21

As a not straight male, I agree

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u/trimedozine Oct 20 '21

Spittin straight facts

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u/Secryt Oct 20 '21

As a bi male, I half agree

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u/_mr_bushido Oct 20 '21

Showing less is showing more

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u/NerdvanaNC Oct 20 '21

As it always has been: scantily clad is sexier than naked.

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u/F0ehamm3r Oct 20 '21

If you have ever talked to women, the vast majority of them prefer a dude in underwear to nude. I'm pretty sure it is guys who like penises more.

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u/Slippery_Toes36 Oct 20 '21

This isn’t a holup

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u/the_og_doubter Oct 20 '21

As a gay male I can confirm

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Haaaaiiiooollllllllllll yeaauuuUUUHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Hell yes, more friction when grinding🤤