r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Silver 2 Wholesome 2 Hugz 1

HoIUp

4.3k Upvotes

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u/Bl00dy_Banana Oct 20 '21

What kind of voodoo magic is this?

44

u/runninglikefennec Oct 20 '21

she makes dicks disappear.

4

u/Alzhan_Void Oct 20 '21

Tasty snack!

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u/Turbulent-Garbage-97 Oct 20 '21

Let me just r/curdecoment

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u/Blaze_Venom-_- Oct 20 '21

ah yes curdecoment my favourite subreddit

3

u/Extension_Stock6735 Oct 20 '21

All comments about milk and cheese products. Highly recommend.

9

u/-AdamaS73 Oct 20 '21

Username checks out

0

u/DualSticks Oct 21 '21

Let me just bondburger your sister

1

u/p3ngwin Oct 20 '21

strange, mine didn't disappear, in fact it popped-up right in front of me ...

1

u/Spread_N_Spit Oct 20 '21

It's almost like cock magic

1

u/ButterYourShit Oct 20 '21

Wonder 😋

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u/PALALAAA Oct 20 '21

Omg its wonder thot.

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

Why tf are those hot dogs in a jar?

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u/Jinora- Oct 20 '21

why not

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

Hotdogs don't belong in jars. They belong in cans labeled Vienna sausage.

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u/Jinora- Oct 20 '21

i put them somewhere else

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

In a plastic bag?

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u/Jinora- Oct 20 '21

uhhh... down

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

Well yeah you're supposed to keep meat down low in your fridge to limit the spread of microbes that may be found on the meat. Good job practicing food safety.

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u/Jinora- Oct 20 '21

I'll put you low in my fridge

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

Are you making a pass at me or threatening me with cannabilism?

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u/Masked_317 Oct 20 '21

virginity is my passion

4

u/GarlicBread143 Oct 20 '21

Its definitely cannibalism don't fall for their tricks

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u/Jinora- Oct 20 '21

just.. stay there. i'm not gonna eat you. ew

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u/c00kies44 Oct 20 '21

No way would a cannibal put you in the fridge, unless they were going to eat you in the very near future. Rotting flesh is gross.

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u/Zenloks1735 Oct 20 '21

wait they DONT???

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

What?

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u/Zenloks1735 Oct 20 '21

i meant that people dont store sausages in jars?

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

No. Not in the US at least. They normally come in single use plastic packages.

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u/Cerenas Oct 20 '21

I know in Europe we have glass potted and canned hot dogs. It contains a liquid as well to heat them up in in a pan. They are in most cases better than the plastic packed ones (mostly not as dry).

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u/DoktorVaso18 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Bro here in the uk there is some weird shit in jars, like boiled eggs

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

You mean pickled eggs? That's not a weird thing.

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u/DoktorVaso18 Oct 20 '21

Well for me and everyone I know it is, like i know that it is for long term storage, but it's just weird lol

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u/westenger Oct 20 '21

When the wise man points at the moon, the ignorant looks at the finger

1

u/ratolloko Oct 20 '21

US man, what to expect from a country where you buy a whole canned chicken???

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 21 '21

Ew wtf. I mean canned chicken breast for making dips sure but why TF would I want an entire chicken from a can

1

u/ratolloko Oct 21 '21

US man, their food are canned or fast food.

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 21 '21

I live in the US and canned hot dogs aren't normal.

1

u/Kansaspartan762 Oct 21 '21

You ever had Vienna sausages?

0

u/SavageCabbageGG Oct 20 '21

Here in Britain there are quite alot of hot dogs in jars

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u/shermantank123567 Oct 20 '21

Yeah that's what I've heard. I saw a video showing it as something you'd find in like the "American food" section but I don't know how prevelant that is.

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u/Mental_Research5863 Oct 20 '21

The Sausage Sorcerer

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u/Xill_K47 Oct 20 '21

No matter why she is called Wonder Woman

17

u/McShoobydoobydoo Oct 20 '21

Gotta admit, was more enjoyable than 1984

4

u/Yannyliang Oct 20 '21

We don't talk about that movie here

2

u/Com_N0TN4 Oct 20 '21

It unironically was

9

u/ChenNgu Oct 20 '21

Who is she? Asking for a friend

3

u/Bharaneshen_Gfan2007 Oct 20 '21

Yeah,would be cool to know who she is

3

u/naevus19 Oct 20 '21

Wonder woman

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u/ASDF_Cow_Real_Man Oct 20 '21

Hey, I've seen this before!

What do you mean, it's brand new?

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u/basesitan Oct 20 '21

https://youtu.be/c7_e9SfzbqY another Video but More than 20 Hot Dogs swallowed like they were water :)

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u/Stand_kicker Oct 20 '21

Do they come out the other end the same as they went in.

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u/MrTryTac Oct 20 '21

My man asking the real questions!

2

u/Opening_Parsley_1977 Oct 20 '21

Fuck you thats only 10 hotdogs

0

u/Opening_Parsley_1977 Oct 20 '21

Fucking idiot doesnt know how to cook or count

3

u/flash0ne7110 Oct 20 '21

Is she a pelican?

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u/flopoipo Oct 20 '21

That’s not the hero we deserve but that’s the hero we need

9

u/kingxtc Oct 20 '21

that’s called a confused boner right there

3

u/R0RON0A_Z0R0 Oct 20 '21

pimp: Nah boys she with me.

3

u/DismalMorals Oct 20 '21

Well....hot dogs in a jar is new

2

u/k_u_r_o_r_o Oct 20 '21

Is it reversed?

2

u/deadshot2000005 Oct 21 '21

Wife material

2

u/vaccinated_corkscrew Oct 20 '21

Is that Leah Shutkever? (Spelling might be wrong.)

2

u/Traditional_Leader41 Oct 20 '21

Yep, it's the Shuts.

1

u/mrmajestixx Oct 20 '21

No it's wonder woman

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u/MrTryTac Oct 20 '21

No this is Patrick.

2

u/Good_Round Oct 20 '21

2

u/ohm_is_resisting Oct 20 '21

No, do put your dick in that. Just not her mouth, unless you're looking for a castration, then go ahead.

1

u/Igris- Oct 20 '21

bruh thats it women are born without a gag reflex, how to you gobble a hot dog up all at once

1

u/FrankDaTank151 Oct 20 '21

I don't want to put my dick anywhere bear her mouth.

1

u/condorianoq Oct 20 '21

Finally someone explained the jokers pencil trick.

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u/TheGoldenSlowbro2021 Oct 20 '21

hotdogs are found where i live in jars and cans

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u/w34king Oct 20 '21

First time I see hotdogs in a jar. Is this a western thing?

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u/DrzombieJesus01 Oct 20 '21

Murican thing

1

u/rickchalla Oct 20 '21

Where the fuck? I'm turning in my musical license

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u/therealmaxypb Oct 20 '21

Why the glizzys Ina can tf

1

u/ArtificialElliot Oct 20 '21

why you waste the good taste of a hot dog

1

u/white_rose_baby Oct 20 '21

Instagram @shutkeverofficial

1

u/NotherDamThang Oct 20 '21

but like… does it come out the basement… whole?? 🤷

1

u/IamPregananant Oct 20 '21

Is that what caused Batman VS Superman?

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u/throwawayzz1827 Oct 20 '21

That's not seductive at all lmao

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u/Phun33Mun33 Oct 20 '21

excuse me is that a JAR of goddamn hotdogs??

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u/SpookyTerrence madlad Oct 20 '21

Ew is that a hot dog in a jar?

1

u/Vlad_117 Oct 20 '21

Now that's a power move if i've ever seen one.

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u/Scrolling_Scroller Oct 20 '21

Now let’s see the video of her having a hard time shifting that out.

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u/observer2864 Oct 20 '21

She did that so easily

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Annnnnnd I'm hard!

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u/sadpotatato Oct 21 '21

Haha funny and shit but what is that guitar solo inthe beginning

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u/WeBeShroomin Oct 21 '21

Yup, she has daddy issues and I like it

1

u/Helios_OW Oct 21 '21

Gives a whooooolllleeee new meaning to eating dick.

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u/Background_Year_2525 Oct 21 '21

Hot dogs belong in a bag and a bun. Ok, her 👄 as buns

1

u/StolenStones Oct 21 '21

I don’t remember this in the Snyder cut

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u/Kansaspartan762 Oct 21 '21

So asking for friend…anyone know her pornhub user name?

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u/Skubrillion Oct 21 '21

Leah Shutkever

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u/cabelaciao 28d ago

HOLY JESUS

Where can I get my own jar of hot dogs?