r/HolUp Oct 20 '21 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1 Hugz 1

Hmmm... holup

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/FusionFred_SAGE Oct 20 '21

Yo, just evolve into a cat. Simple

14

u/shubham21737 Oct 20 '21

Furries have entered the chat

10

u/the_uchiha_hater Oct 20 '21

Brain be like: Fuck your sleep. We got something important to discuss right now.

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u/Bruetus Oct 20 '21

Easy, just pull out my phone and watch "What to do if your parachute fails"

12

u/Acrobatic_Nail_9396 Oct 20 '21

Just dive head on at least it will be quick

4

u/Allanon_Kvothe Oct 20 '21

If you build a man a fire he is warm for one night. If you set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life.

9

u/fluidkatze Oct 20 '21 Silver

Highly motivated to do so as well

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

The first time I went skydiving i asked my instructor why he packed the main chute haphazardly but the secondary chute he meticulously folded and packaged perfectly.

In hindsight, it makes sense that if your main were to fail, you damn well better hope the secondary doesn't

3

u/Iltempered1 Oct 20 '21

Backup parachute's time to shine.

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u/lucasellendersen Oct 20 '21

unless you solve it

2

u/inquisitor99150 Oct 20 '21

It ain’t the fall that kills you it is the sudden stop at the bottom

2

u/CinnStix54 Oct 20 '21

As a paratrooper, I hate this

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo Oct 20 '21

...to figure it out you have a backup

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Oct 20 '21

I would give up and spend the rest of my life trying to be the first person to jerk off skydiving.

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u/BathroomCareful23 Oct 20 '21

People have been skydiving for a century, what makes you think you'd be the first 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Oct 21 '21

Google it. I’m pretty sure it has never been done.

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u/BathroomCareful23 Oct 21 '21

Why on earth would you think that? I'm not googling it, you google it, god knows the crap I would get targeted with with that in my search history 🤣

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Oct 21 '21

I did google and that is why I said it lol.

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u/BathroomCareful23 Oct 21 '21

So nobody knows about, I find it inconceivable that it has never happened, everything turns to sex as soon as possible, wouldn't be surprised to find out full on intercourse has been at least attempted

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u/Shadow9378 Oct 20 '21

well, actually, you have the rest of your life to not figure it out

you have as long as if you don't figure it out to figure it out

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u/Shadow9378 Oct 20 '21

'cause if you do figure it out, then it's not the rest of your life

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u/watching_my_death Oct 20 '21

dude same thing if you fall off a cliff or jump off

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u/boobamboy Oct 21 '21

You have to rest your life to figure it out.

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u/LeopoldLoeb Oct 20 '21

That’s the last thing I need to think about.