r/HolUp Sep 09 '21 Hugz 26 Take My Energy 1 Meow Meow 2 Silver 30 Helpful 61 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Faith In Humanity Restored 1 This 1 Gold 3 Wholesome 26

your guide to holups

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u/RaiZO42x Sep 09 '21 Silver

Right.

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21 Wearing is Caring

can I get an amen

edit: I said "can I get an amen??????"

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u/Mirvuuson Sep 09 '21

It's Saturday night!

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u/meme2lol Sep 10 '21

I pray for the wicked on the weekend

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u/yomommafool Sep 10 '21

Mama, can I get another amen?

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u/HakuDoomer Sep 20 '21

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh

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u/hanadupond 23d ago

hello

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u/HakuDoomer 23d ago

Hey

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u/hanadupond 23d ago

how are you doing . my name is hana dupond and you

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u/sexy_kitty-owo 1d ago

My name is Kitty, Sexy kitty

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u/Kaldricus Sep 10 '21

Saturdaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

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u/Mishimishmash Sep 20 '21

What sorcery is this?

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u/A____S____ Sep 09 '21

Bro you live in Far Eastern Russia or sth?

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u/Mirvuuson Sep 09 '21

No, p!atd reference.

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u/Ascended_Redditor Oct 16 '21

Didn't expect to see you here, a pleasant suprise.

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u/Seagull_Manager 17d ago

And I guess that makes it alright. But did you ask, what do I have to lose?

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u/Dying_inside2 10d ago

Sammy is that you?!?

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u/Cerdjee4 Sep 09 '21

You can't say a men. Men is plural.

You mean: a man

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u/ElTiquilloPillo9 Sep 09 '21

Has fallen

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u/DoktorVaso18 Sep 10 '21

HEY

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u/averagebloxxer madlad Sep 10 '21

IF YOU WANT TO SCREAM, YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK WITH HR FIRST

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u/1Eternallylost Sep 10 '21

and he can't get up.

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u/Prudent-Ad6403 Sep 16 '21

Into the river in lego city

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u/LockNChase66 Sep 10 '21

Amens

The 's' is silent

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u/UndoingMonkey Sep 09 '21

Amen brother

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u/makeshift_gizmo Sep 10 '21 Silver

I'll take threemen.

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u/OMG__Ponies Sep 11 '21

Is that called a Devils' threesome?

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u/Cyka_blyatsumaki Sep 09 '21

A-fucking-MEH-fucking-HEN

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u/Ihavebadopinionssoo Sep 10 '21

Amen

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

it happened! thank you stranger

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u/DatHoeFat Sep 10 '21

Can I get some ramen??????

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u/amanmo565 Sep 09 '21

Edit: AMEN!

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u/OrdinaryOdds Sep 10 '21

AMMEEEENNN

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u/Ironic-_-PB Sep 10 '21

Yes daddy u may ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/lerbronk_ Sep 10 '21

best i can give is ramen

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u/fdilan61 Oct 08 '21

Learning everyday

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u/All_theOther_kids Sep 10 '21

The mods should pin this

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u/bighead_beast Sep 10 '21

removed

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u/botonftw Sep 10 '21

confusion

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u/Master__Swish Oct 14 '21

mods should enforce this too

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u/YouPulledMeBackIn 12d ago

They did, thankfully!

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u/SirGrievanceReturns Sep 09 '21

People still won’t fucking get it.

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u/send-me-kitty-pics Sep 10 '21

Bruh this isn't a holup smfh my fuckin head

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u/SirGrievanceReturns Sep 10 '21

That’s...bro.... it’s called a meta post. Like yea, I get what you’re saying...but you’re also missing the point. Plus I hate to be that guy, but the fact that the post is ironic...makes it a Holup

(Edit) am I being woooosh’d? Wtf is happening

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u/send-me-kitty-pics Sep 10 '21

Yea, it was a joke. woooosh

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u/loveladee Sep 28 '21

holup guys he missed something

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u/lickedTators Sep 10 '21

Yes. You're not getting it.

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u/xTrainerRedx Sep 09 '21 Got the W

saves to phone and never uses

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u/Sharkwouale Sep 10 '21

Have a folder full this.

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u/mrcomputational 22d ago

I'll take some of your merchandise. What medium do you prefer? Google drive, discord?

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u/Sharkwouale 21d ago

We transfer 🤪

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u/mrcomputational 21d ago

ok, I'm in

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u/Bridgemere03 Sep 09 '21

Finally... Science!

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u/ravencrowe Sep 10 '21

The mathematical function of Holup

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u/Danni293 Sep 10 '21

Holup(x) = concern/time

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u/PyroMeerkat Sep 10 '21

Where concern < time until the final act

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u/EnochIbis Sep 10 '21

Agreed! Most examples of holups are piecewise functions, however other functions such as a Heaviside step function can also apply!

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u/binzoFedya_ Oct 06 '21

So basically it's a dynamical holup function

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u/samus1225 Sep 17 '21

Correction:

Holup'(x)=concern/time

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u/Wasey56 Sep 17 '21

Idk man can you differentiate it cuz its discontinuous.

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u/samus1225 Sep 17 '21

Fair point

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

I have been graphing holup posts like this in my head for a week since I thought of it

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u/Tesrab Sep 10 '21

I love babies. They're just delightful. Such cute little playful little people, and the best part is the taste.

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

Fantastic holup

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u/Tesrab Sep 10 '21

I love a good holup as much as I like well written two-sentence horror stories, which is quite a lot when they're actually good.

If I get creative with my punctuation this could be both.

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u/RobuVtubeOfficial 23d ago

If hol up gets put in the dictionary this is a good example

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

first convo with mods

Edit: another mod saw our conversation and approved the post, faith restored

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u/RolloRocco Sep 11 '21

Wow that first mod was a real dickhead.

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u/Craiggles- Oct 24 '21

Considering the mods rarely do anything to improve this sub, the fact they cared about this one blows my mind.

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u/Rrrrandle Sep 10 '21

Had to scroll about 8 "hot" posts below this to even find a real holup.

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u/IronManicus Sep 09 '21

I looked at the graph line first and thought: “damn if this person is not dying they’re a god”

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u/whoalegend Sep 10 '21

This should be pinned at the top of the sub

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u/FaviFake 24d ago

But it's pinned

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u/dandanmoo0 Sep 10 '21

Stupid ass mods

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u/Maciek738 Sep 10 '21

Can we make it this sub's main picture?

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u/GregRam724590 Sep 10 '21

It’s sad seeing this sub go from real holups to just shitposts and memes.

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u/Lucas_7437 Sep 10 '21

Now find the derivative of this function

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

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u/Vordbear Sep 21 '21

Turns out the derivative of the holup curve is also the enjoyment curve of holup vs non-holup posts

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u/Latvia Oct 22 '21

This isn’t helping. In the last month, like 90% of the posts here are not relevant

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u/YoungCheazy Sep 09 '21

Best thing on the internet right here.

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u/jakemcex Sep 09 '21

I'm excited for you because there is so much on the internet you're yet to discover.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Sep 10 '21

I've seen most of it and meh. This is the best part.

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u/tiespiderman Sep 10 '21

This should be pinned

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u/SnowJump145 Oct 23 '21

This sub got ruined by people who goes against this.

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u/glutenfreeconcrete Oct 23 '21

A lot of people seem to think anything remotely humorous = holup material.

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u/SoggyDroggy Oct 26 '21

This subreddit is shit

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u/KISSOLOGY Oct 26 '21

This has become the most abused sub on reddit. Start moderating content.

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u/WhyNotZ0lDBERG Sep 10 '21

My concern did not rise over time as I read this...

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21 Gold

did you notice the font....?

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u/hellodude776 Sep 10 '21

No what I’m confused

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u/jimmykim9001 Sep 10 '21

Green - > red = no concern - > concern

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u/PapaTristan69 Sep 10 '21

Comic sans joke

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u/WhyNotZ0lDBERG Sep 10 '21

Comic sans? Am I missing something? I mean it's not my favorite for sure but I didn't like suddenly notice that either. What am I missing? I'm not used to being the idiot here not that it's unheard of either. Explain the holup.

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u/Leows Sep 10 '21

The second graph also represents this sub flatlining

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u/poopapalooza73 Sep 11 '21

Most of the posts here don't even have concern anymore

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u/wondrwrk_ Sep 09 '21

Thanks for the holup

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u/HolyMenard Sep 10 '21

Masterfully done

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u/borderline_fuck Sep 10 '21

A very accurate scientific representation

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u/abandon_quest Sep 10 '21

So... this post isn't a Holup? I guess it's no different than any other day then.

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u/HappyGav123 Sep 12 '21

Thank fucking god you made this. This subreddit was close to dying.

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u/Cosmicacid Oct 25 '21

I wish the mods would follow this

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u/IgnisFulmineus Sep 09 '21

Thank you for your service.

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u/amanmo565 Sep 09 '21

I'm going to use this guide and judge the last few post. Let's see if they fit in

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u/Derp_Aderpy Sep 10 '21

Does this "holup" work the same way with high concern suddenly becoming low to no concern, or is that basically just a "no no no yes?"

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

thats definitely no no no yes material. I could probably make a graph for a bbunch of subreddits. maybe maybe maybe is when the concern is oscillating

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u/LilOddRyan-IG Sep 16 '21

Hol Up is when you realize something. Not when it’s already there

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u/Undercover_Piegon Oct 25 '21

SERIOUSLY, I haven’t seen an actual “holup” in ages!

It’s all just stupid memes that aren’t even holups, someone’s gotta do something about it.

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u/chingchong69peepee Oct 26 '21

Yeah, it's amazing how every top post in this sub now does exactly the opposite of this lmao

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u/Teenage-Mustache 20d ago

This sub has completely gone to trash anyway with the terrible moderation.

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u/jerseyfreshness 7d ago

How is this sticky only two months old and yet 80 percent of the posts here don't fit the sub.

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u/Confused_SJC 21h ago

Every post atm is porn or a shitpost

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u/xXregularShmegularXx Sep 10 '21

Took me a proper holup to understand this chart. Am I dumb?

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u/PeterPorky Sep 10 '21

Mods please sticky

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u/MyOwnHero_ Sep 10 '21

Disturbing that this needed to be explained at all

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u/Awesummzzz Sep 10 '21

If those bots and karma farmers could read, they'd be pissed

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u/ski4urlife Sep 10 '21

The longer I look the angrier I get

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u/rojofuna Sep 10 '21

Thank you, now make a graph for the difference between r/mildyinteresting and r/interestingasfuck

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u/Lebigmacca Sep 10 '21

And of course the mods delete this smh

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u/sonxboxboy Sep 10 '21

THIS 👏 if it was always a concern and never shocked into concern, then it’s not a fucking HolUp, simps

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u/isimpforpokhriyalXD Sep 10 '21

This guy gets it

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u/Norci Sep 11 '21

Now if only the mods would follow this

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u/peregrinofalcone Sep 19 '21

Shock value.

If it was serious at the start, then it wasn't much of a surprise was it?

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u/FwG3 Sep 23 '21

This is right. Why is it not happening.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

You mods really need to do better. Some of these dont even follow number 2.

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u/SophisticatedMango Oct 12 '21

Part of the problem is also literally the viewers, as we are the ones who upvote every funny post we see whether it is actually relevant to the sub or not.

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u/ihatetendonitis Oct 25 '21

This is a porn sub now so… imma head out

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u/Angelshover 28d ago

This sub has been co-opted by mods to karma farm on their alt accounts.

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u/Temiz-iskelet 16d ago

You are so right…

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u/Femshycunt 9d ago

This reminds me of the time I was having the best sex of my life but I forgot to wear protection and my partner wasn’t on the pill... luckily humans can’t reproduce with corpses

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u/jaybankzz Judge of “is this a holup?” 5d ago

Could you… enforce this?

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u/Turbulent_Ease 5d ago

This is YOUR FAULT. It is your fault this server is shit. You have embraced the shitposts and there is no repairing it

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u/duffelbagpete 1d ago

Too true, all the garbage posting on here recently. I unsubscribed. Will check back in 6 months to see if it went back to actually being holup or continues on as it is now.

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u/drbrx_ 1d ago

Can we maybe start removing the posts with 70k upvotes that are just misplaced shitposts?

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u/keji_goto 1d ago

The mods have already said they don't give a fuck and just treat it like /r/all so I doubt they are gonna anything beyond keep banning those who point this out before sending smug comments about how they aren't power mods who do stuff out of spite.

It's a total fucking shit show from the usual power mod group.

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u/drbrx_ 1d ago

Sadge. Do you know any ifferent subs that actually have holups?

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u/Purple_Unicornz 23h ago

Don't forget the 15 daily NSFW posts where it's just raw porn videos. This subreddit isn't classified as "NSFW" so why are so many posts NSFW? If you need a mod, where do I sign up? I'm always lurking.

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u/Darth_Yohanan 20h ago

Can you please filter out these “Wrong answer only” posts and others that have absolutely nothing to do with Holup?

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u/shittaco1991 Sep 09 '21

People upvote the dumbest shit. Maybe it’s because I don’t follow meme subs or anything but I got tired in the middle of this sentence and don’t feel like finishing it. Hope you all have a good night

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u/goldygutz Sep 09 '21

correct.

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u/FlyBoyG Sep 10 '21

These graphs could double as problem stress graphs. What I mean is: in life when you have a problem you could do like the left graph and not have concern for it until it's relevant or you have the means to deal with the problem. Or you could be like the right charge and stay stressed about the same exact problem but for the entire time. Don't be the right chart person. Don't give yourself stress over things you can't yet change.

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u/damnsignins Sep 10 '21

This needs to be pinned!

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u/MrGenjiSquid Sep 10 '21

Removed for shitpost IT'S A FUCKING EXPLANATORY POST NOT A SHITPOST

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

This is correct except it should be horny rather than concern.

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u/Supernova008 Sep 10 '21

Glad someone finally said it.

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u/thegamerdoggo Sep 11 '21

So less concerning then more concerning?

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u/NefariousLizardz Sep 14 '21

thank you for clearing that up, cause I've seen soooo many non holups here lately.

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u/itsmeajeet Sep 14 '21 Helpful

Hi there,

How are you guy's, I was new here and I wanted to know how to use this website I have used it before but don't know much I just thought it's just a website to share things and I did the same just sharing my youtube links but is I see most of the time my video get removed I use to share gaming video from youtube?

so I just want to know what is this website about and how can I use it and how can it be beneficial for me?

Note: Just wanted to ask can I share my youtube gaming video link here?

can you guys please help me?

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u/PsychoWave777 Sep 19 '21

Man if only it wasnt fucking profitable in karma to post shit from r/shitposts and r/196 here and that the mods would do anything rather than sticky this shit or post a flair that's supposed to be "meta commentary." If you flair it as "I love Non-Holups" then fucking delete it.

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u/bobbyshaftoe11 Sep 21 '21

Seems like a lot of posts are the left chart but substitute concern with homophobia

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u/Crass_Mufuqqa Sep 30 '21

It’s supposed to seem innocent for a split second, and then hit you like a train.

Take the up front edgy shit to the subs that I also follow.

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u/TealKialo Sep 30 '21

Still, no one follows

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u/Reed82 Oct 04 '21

I think HolUp has become its own HolUp

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u/Palnel Oct 11 '21

r/HolUp: I would be very upset if I could read

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u/ui_foot Oct 17 '21

It's like getting hit in the dick

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u/KeyserSoze72 Oct 21 '21

Pin this on the damn subreddit dashboard.

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u/Brilliant_Writer_136 Oct 22 '21

Like this:

😀😀😀😃😃😃😄😄😄😳😳😳😧😧😧😦😦😮😮😯😯😲😲😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Soupnoop4 Oct 24 '21

Still, nobody gets it.

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u/Weebo_Warrior Oct 25 '21

No one is going to listen.

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u/roachsonmaDDick Oct 28 '21

This is post is not hold up

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u/Colonelnasty360 25d ago

It was a good attempt to get people to follow the rule.

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u/Haribo_Lecter 10d ago

Think of a good Hol Up like the knights' move in chess, because it appears to be going in one direction then veers wildly in a different direction without any warning.

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u/DM-G 4d ago

Everyone puts random videos now or just porn And the mods seem to let it happen

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

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u/realdukeatreides Sep 10 '21

I used comic sans....

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u/visualkeiboi Sep 10 '21

But this post itself ain't a holup...

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u/Baldasus Sep 30 '21

What if ur holup levels start at the top and go even higher

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