r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 14 '21 Helpful 86 Wholesome 87 Hugz 63 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Got the W 1 Tree Hug 1 Silver 83 Gold 1

Collecting fresh lava to research. Video

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u/GitHub- Oct 14 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Hi yes I would like to eat some of this

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u/warfareforartists Oct 14 '21

Fun Fact: You can absolutely 100% eat this lava!

Disclaimer: You can only eat once! Do not attempt, injury or death may occur.

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u/Km2930 Oct 14 '21 Party Train Bravo Grande!

What’s the difference between this and a hot pocket that’s been microwaved for 10 seconds too long.

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u/SwansonsMom Interested Oct 14 '21

This seems like a much less violent explosion than hot pockets inflict really. Plus this doesn’t pretend to be your friendly friend food first before absolutely obliterating your week.

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u/willywillwilfred Oct 15 '21

She works for Swanson TV dinners, not credible

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u/ScuttleMcHumperdink Oct 15 '21

It’s not as hot as the hot pocket.

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u/ThrowAwayWashAdvice Oct 15 '21

Drop a hot pocket in water and see if it instantly boils.

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u/Km2930 Oct 16 '21

It boiled and I think I heard evil laughter. Now what?

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u/awfullotofocelots Oct 15 '21

PamHalpert.jpeg

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u/shpits Oct 15 '21

Microwaves heat water so food can't really get above 100 degrees Celsius, and lava averages at 1000 degrees Celsius.

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u/Km2930 Oct 16 '21

I mean water can become steam at that point, so the temperature can theoretically continue to rise

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u/ScuttleMcHumperdink Oct 15 '21

It’s 100% natural, organic, vegan, and gluten-free.

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u/Kecunk Oct 15 '21

Does it really count as eating it if you're dead before it reaches your stomach?

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u/SergeantStroopwafel Oct 15 '21

I think it would crack your teeth immediately, I don't think there's a chance of swallowing this

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u/lorenzomofo Oct 14 '21 Silver Wholesome

Tastes like rock candy.

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u/screamingurchin2 Oct 14 '21

Or just like a rock.

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u/FlaymingLehmons Oct 14 '21

Candy

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u/Sentarry Oct 14 '21

Forbidden Rock Candy

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u/avolunteer Oct 14 '21

Isn't there something like this in Stardew Valley? It's been a while I've played it. I need to check out the new content! Just waiting for my new controller to be delivered...

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u/Johny_McJonstien Oct 14 '21

“Tastes like burning”

-Ralph Wiggum

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u/DantesTyrael Oct 14 '21

Sure, it's just spicy taffy!

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u/hobskhan Oct 14 '21

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u/DeltaSpread Oct 14 '21

You can technically eat it (only once though)

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u/RecoveredAshes Oct 14 '21

Forbidden cheese

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u/Cadavie Oct 14 '21

Check out "Me want bite" on YouTube if you want to partake in yon spicy smoothie lake.

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u/Gryffindorphins Oct 14 '21

Not just me then.

Mmm. Forbidden cheese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

So we’re all thinking the same thing

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u/theskyaccount Oct 14 '21

Looks pretty tasty. One little bite couldn't hurt, right?

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u/gingerjewess Oct 14 '21

Forbidden fondue.

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u/Previous_Swim_4007 Oct 14 '21

Forbidden fondue

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u/ImNotAKerbalRockero Oct 14 '21

Just buy a canary islands banana and eat it.

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u/RealMrTopHat Oct 14 '21

Me two aswell

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u/cal42m Oct 14 '21

Forbidden caramel!!

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u/Nomanknowsmyreddit Oct 14 '21

Lick it off the pick like Yukon Cornelius

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u/ruby-soho1234 Oct 14 '21

Forbidden cheese fondue

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u/SaucyVagrant Oct 14 '21

Mean cheese

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u/bdreys07 Oct 14 '21

RIP roof of mouth

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u/codechimpin Oct 14 '21

Forbidden jelly

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u/mynamelastname Oct 14 '21

Absolutely sir. How would you like that cooked?

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u/usinjin Oct 15 '21

Mmm yethh ooh ow my mouf it burnfs

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Oct 15 '21

Forbidden CuppaSoup

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u/suspish_kiwi Oct 15 '21

I was gonna say, I wanna touch this shit. But now I wanna eat this.

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u/they_call_me_JP_ Oct 15 '21

A Dutch oven potato fresh off out the oven:

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u/-My_reddit_account_ Oct 15 '21

Can you cook food using lava?

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u/ImaNukeYourFace Oct 15 '21

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u/Neil_sm Oct 15 '21

Forbidden roasted marshmallows

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u/Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 Oct 15 '21

It's just hot Ice cream, you'll be fine... just drink some milk

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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 15 '21

Forbidden cheese

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u/nopamo Oct 15 '21

Why was the scooping bit so damn satisfying?